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Joined 12-21-09, id: 2185195, Profile Updated: 12-06-11
Author has written 20 stories for Heroes, Midnighters, Death Note, and Black Cat.

Bio: I love math, science, chess, and reading fantasy books. I come on here a lot to read, but unfortunately do to the whole math/science thing I mentioned, I am really busy with school and academic competitions most of the time. And unlike in middle school, I don't have classes in which I can spend the whole time writing. So... I might be able to update over breaks and summer, but for now, probably not. I apologize to all of my readers.

Edit: Actually, my summer is also filled up with math and science. So I really have no idea when I'll ever have time to update.

Here is my former profile: http://darkfire359.webs.com/exprofile.htm

My Feelings on Fanfiction

Just a note: I don't favorite stories if I've already favorited the author. The stories I like the best are often not favorited, but have the author favorited instead.

My Mom's Feelings on Fanfiction

On Death Note:

Mom: "I like Ryuk/Misa. Ryuk is creepy and Misa is creepy, so they should both go be creepy together."

Mom: "Oh, Mello should just be glad he's not Near. If I were Mello, I'd be happy with second place; it's better than being floorsexual."

On Torchwood Slash:

Mom: "There's nothing better than two hot guys like Jack and Ianto kissing. Jack and Ianto are the perfect couple."

Me: "I thought you liked Jack/The Tenth Doctor?"

Mom: "That's good too."

Why I Like Light

Light Yagami should not be my favorite character of all time. There are so many other characters, like Spock (Star Trek), Sylar (Heroes), or Raistlin (Dragonlance) that are arguably more awesome. Also, for most of the Mello and Near arc, I don't like his actions at all. And in real life, I'd never be a Kira supporter. So, why Light?

First of all (this is the reason I originally noted), Light is brilliant. He's a genius, and not in the messed up Western portrayal of genius, which has shows like House, Castle, and Psych where the "genius" solves a problem via amazing epiphany. We can see his thought process, and when he rigs a drawer to explode, seeing the way he does it makes a simple device so much more amazing. Likewise, the trapped door and the trick with Raye Penbar show that even though he is amazingly intelligent, he's realistically intelligent. Somehow that's so much more satisfying than seeing the Western "genius" who solves problems based on insignificant details that could have meant nothing. However, similar things could be said for Near and L. But what sets Light apart from even them isn't just the superior quantity of schemes, but also the superior quality. L's TV broadcast, which I consider my favorite non-Light plan, relied a lot on luck. There was no guarantee that Kira would be watching TV at that very moment, or that he would even immediately be able to kill Lind L Taylor. Another thing that sets Light apart is his ability to make backup plan after backup plan. He had THREE methods of guarding his door, names written in advance for if he fell ill, and a miniature TV put in a bag of chips already put in the bag of chips in expectation of cameras being installed. On the other hand, if L were wrong, and Light wasn't Kira, he would be stuck from narrowing his list of suspects so quickly. It is subsequently because of Light's failure to make contingency plans later in the series than leads me to believe that he goes insane.

But my second reason for favoritism towards Light I didn't realize until much later. You see, Light is unique, far more so than you would think. Because ever since the days of Homer's The Odyssey, there has been the classic concept of a hero: loyal, brave, good, etc. Modern times go even farther, adding the trait of complete normality, especially when the protagonist is given powers or somehow thrust into a new world. Think about Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Spider Man, Fairly Odd Parents, Ben 10... the list goes on. Entertainment seems to constantly make the protagonist some normal, average guy, whose only character traits are his amazing courage and incredible loyalty to his friends. Admittedly, anime is usually better about this, but still racks up numerous examples such as Pokemon, Yu-gi-oh, Parasyte, and Kyo Kara Mouh (I actually love the latter two, but the pattern is still tiring). Then we have Light. He's just your average high school, who one day finds a magical notebook. But instead of confusedly being guided into a new world through the help of friends, he takes the power by the reigns and jumps right into it. He uses the power better than anyone else, but not because he's the chosen one or something, but because he is just plain smart about it. I hesitate to say that he is more realistic, since normality is the whole point of the stereotype, but somehow it's far easier to empathize with Light than with Harry Potter or the like. But maybe that's just me.

Also, I often forget to put on disclaimers, so let me just say them here for any that I miss: I don't own Death Note, Black Cat, Heroes, Midnighters, or my profile picture.

Here are two of my favorite memes against discrimination:

Very Sarcastic Anti-Homophobia

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Anti-Racism

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 269,732 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Unexpected by DarkTragicAngel reviews
Second World War. The story of a SS-officer and a Jew. Nazi Cartman plays cruel games with Kyle, but as their lives strangly cross each other, they fall in a spiral of sadism and dependency. Pairing Kyle/Cartman ... contains shocking scenes!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 65,897 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Jon Hart, Not a Vampire by DWDuck reviews
A wonky Vortex manipulator lands John Hart in Sunnydale, CA. A case of mistaken identity leads to some odd encounters for John and Spike.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - John H. - Complete
Leather Pants by Satan's Sweeties reviews
If your best friend ever asks you, "Hey, I've got to go clothes shopping; wanna come with me?" say no. Especially if said friend is male and enjoys wearing nothing but leather. Mello/Matt hinted, language, crack hilarity
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
October Thirty First by Atreyl reviews
In which Mello gets to finally wear his leather, Matt's trying to be subtle about dropping hints, and Near gets drunk and asks probably the most important question in any boy-boy relationship: "Who's seme?"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Joys of Being Watched by L's-Willing-Slave reviews
Light realizes that L put bugs and cameras in his room. Instead of acting normal, he comes up with a plan to throw L off of his trail. Too bad it backfires, leaving him with a horny detective to deal with, and hormones of his own. LxLight Possible crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Yaoi Paddles Make EVERYTHING Fun! by SazuruKanaria reviews
What happens when Beyond finds a yaoi paddle in the extremely innocent L's closet...leading to a That's What She Said contest. CRACK FIC, BE WARNED. THIS PROBABLY WILL NOT MAKE SENSE.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2010 - BB, L - Complete
Timing Is Everything by MegKevin reviews
A series of one-shots, covering a wide variety of subjects, from comedy to angst, all with a dash of romance. Generally light-hearted. Appropriate warnings in chapters. Minor K/S, nothing TOO explicit. New chapter up!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,535 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Mohinder's Epic Search for Cough Drops by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
Mohinder has a cough, and he's all out of cough drops! Unfortunatly, his car breaks down, so he walks all the way to the store... and into almost every other character from Heroes!
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,821 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Mohinder S.
Wait, WHAT? by Suededonym reviews
I'm going to regret this, aren't I?" A tilt of the head was all the response Sylar got. "Yeah, I'm really going to regret this." Two-shot, CRACK!
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
Secret Lover by dramaq reviews
“'Mmmm, so delicious. Yeah baby,' the voice purred. I slapped my hand over my mouth to stifle the scandalized gasp threatening to escape my lips." Matt hears some interresting noises coming from his and Mello's room... and it's easy to misinterpret. MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Not A Secret Anymore by Mirror of Melancholy reviews
What happens when L decides that Light will come out whether he wants to or not? Oneshot, my first fan fic! Yays! Hinted LxLight-ish, not a long story. Please R&R!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sex Text by xElementFivex reviews
Mello just got text messaging, but he's not too fond of this new technology. Luckily, Near and Matt seem to know what they're doing and that spells bad news for Mello. Crack. OOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Yagami by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
also known as "Who The Hell Came Up With My Last Name Anyway?" Crack, slight L/Light. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
BitOHoney, ChickOSticks and Kona Coffee by Sushi Chi reviews
They're Super Heroes!
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Complete
Red Vest, Green Vest by SciFanGurl1990 reviews
Before engaging in a game of laser tag, Spock and Bones get into an arguement over the colored vests. Two-Shot. :Bones & Spock Humor: Established K/S. Now the chapter of the actual game is POSTED!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Because the Night by Li the Twilight Knight reviews
AU silliness. Foreign-exchange student Light Yagami just needed a place to stay over summer break. But he'll find more than he bargained for at Wammy's House...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,288 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Light Y., L
Annoyance by EternityEchoes reviews
Bored now that school's out, Matt and Mello go out on the streets and annoy random strangers. A lot better than it sounds! Rated T for lanugage. Disclaimer: We don't own Death Note or any of the characters. Please read/review! Not yaoi
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Star Trekkin by White-Tigers-of-Darkness reviews
The Torchwood team goes to see a certain new movie and Jack has a theory about Kirk and Spock. Meanwhile, Kirk introduces his first officer to a certain Sci-fi show which Spock finds illogical. Kirk/Spock, Janto and a little Gwen Bashing.
Crossover - Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,151 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jack H., J. Kirk - Complete
Leave Me Alone! by Ninja Basket reviews
What starts out as an innocent shopping trip turns into a disaster when Mello decides to buy squash.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
L has a Dirty Mind by Unlucky-angel13 reviews
Title says all. Please Read and Review.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Kyle Goes Bananas by Southern Sunshine reviews
Kyle makes a bet with Cartman that has interesting consequences. Slight Style. Mild comedic slash. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Fairy Tales of Mass Murderers and Detectives by Hunter Kitty reviews
When fairy tales get a little boring, why not replace some of the characters with your favorite detectives and psychotic mass murderers of Death Note? Most couples will be LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,689 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Captain Who and Doctor Jack by Watcha reviews
The Doctor and Jack make a bet: who can have the best week in the other’s shoes? How will they fare in each other's elements? Not very well. Hints of various pairings.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,398 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
A Date With The Night by Sherrri reviews
Mello always embarrasses Matt when they go out on dates because he is a menace to society. But maybe this time won’t be so bad, right? Matt x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Deathnote one shots by whitetyger123 reviews
Just some random stories about Deathnote. Rated T just in case.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007
Minor Annoyances by Mysterious Penname reviews
“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 97,988 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sylar's ice cream by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
Title's kinda self-explanitory. What happens when Sylar tries to open an ice cream shop? Nothing good. One shot. T cause I'm paranoid. Please Review!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
A Different Fate by Musal reviews
What if Train never knew Creed was the one to kill Saya and instead believed it was Chronos? What if Train helped Creed create the Apostles to get revenge on Chronos and began to trust and care about him? What happens when Train learns the truth? CxT
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,115 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 6/11/2007
4 0 s e c o n d s by calysto-antonsen reviews
AU after chapter 102. LightRaito's plan worked. Mikami came through. Near did not replace the book in the bank.Spoilers for mangaanime ending. 1st chap au conclusion. rest au drabbles. COMPLETE!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Light Y., Mikami T. - Complete
The Final Boss by Kerink reviews
Oh Matt, you and your videogame mind. Oneshot, MattMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Jack's Day Off by Backroads reviews
What does our favorite CTU agent do when he isn't saving the world?
24 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007
odd combinations by kyleisgod reviews
The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Cumulatively Uncomfortable Conversations by MichiRini reviews
The Midnighters have made a pathetic attempt to get past airport security, but now they must face the long arm of the law. Rated for mild language. Oneshot. Done in an interview style, as heard by one poor, innocent tape recorder....
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
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Apostles of the Stars Among the Stars reviews
Creed, Train, and the Apostles of the Stars are abducted by hostile aliens. Facing imprisonment, torture, and hordes of alien minions, Creed and Train must work together in order to escape and save... whatever their planet is called. Creed/Train.
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Creed D., Train H.
Theatre Class with the Wammy's Boys reviews
Roger made a poor decision, and put Matt, Mello, and Near in a normal school. Mello decides to react by acting out in class. If you are disturbed by the idea of Mello acting like a perverted drama queen, then don't read this.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,205 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Mello, Matt
Don't Drink the Orange Juice reviews
Creed is tired of Sven and Eve distracting Train. So he decides to kill them, and this time more discreetly, so that Train can't stop him. Creed/Train.
Black Cat - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Creed D., Train H. - Complete
L and Light Debate reviews
What is the point of having an equal if you can't get into some good philosophical discussions? Too bad L is still focused on proving Light is Kira. And what exactly are the parameters regarding whom Kira kills?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Moments of Inspiration reviews
A fic for all of my short stories that have fewer than 1000 words. Will probably be mostly humor.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010
Loaded Questions reviews
Matt, Mello, L, Light, Near, and Mikami continue their sleepover at task force headquarters. They play a board game called Loaded Questions. Too bad Near is trying to cheat, and Matt is being a perv. Sequel to Unexpected Wishes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
L's Secret Admirer reviews
On a simple mission to get cake, L discovers that someone has written him a love poem. Then he finds another. He starts a small investigation to find their author, and his secret admirer. Disclosing warnings or pairings causes spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Light's Day at the Zoo reviews
Light is a zookeeper trainee, receiving a tour from his sister. But it will be far from a normal experience, since all of the Death Note characters are animals there! In a convoluted way, there's still L/Light, and Matt/Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Light Y., Sayu Y. - Complete
The Unanticipated Alliance of the Light Lovers reviews
L and Mikami have a mutual love of Light, and hatred of his girlfriend, Misa. They become allies to sabotage this relationship. Filled with pranks, stalking, and more unlikely characters working together. Part L/Light and part Mikami/Light, not Mikami/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - L, Mikami T.
Why Mello Chose Leather reviews
Tired of being constantly mistaken for a girl, and after receiving some questionable advice from Matt, Mello decides to finally do something to combat the problem. Slight MxM at the end. Rated for minor swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Unexpected Wishes reviews
L, Light, Matt, Mello, Near, and Mikami have a sleepover! They play a party game called Unexpected Wishes, in which a person makes a wish, and the others must find a way to grant it, no matter what it is. MxM, one-sided Mikami/Light. Sadly no L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Strawberry Shampoo reviews
Due to a dead rat in his shower, Light is forced to use a new type of shampoo. Unfortunately, it has pheromones added to it. How will L react? Implications of L/Light at the end.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
5 Bitter Truths About Chocolate reviews
Mello reads an article that may disturb him. Can these stunning chocolate facts dissuade him from the sweet forever? No, probably not.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Mello - Complete
Mello Talks with Cleverbot reviews
Mello chats with an ai machine, who repeatedly accuses him of being a girl, calls him fat, and insults his intelligence. And neither of them can stop bringing up chocolate. Rated for abbreviated swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Claire's Cat reviews
Claire adopts a stray kitten. But all is not as it seems. This is no ordinary cat, as she will soon find out.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Claire B., Sylar/Gabriel G.
62 Clocks reviews
Sylar has a lot of clocks. 62 of them, in fact. But these are no ordinary clocks. Potato clocks, hologram clocks, moon phase clocks, and even clocks that shoot sleeping gas. They're all here.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Sylar's Snake reviews
Sylar wants to get a pet snake, but events get complicated. Everyone he talks to is an idiot. Includes annoying salespeople and bad French accents.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sylar/Gabriel G.
Becoming Darkness reviews
The darklings haven't given up on the idea of Rex becoming a halfling. And they are far from defeated. Post Blue Noon, no OCs. At least, no human OCs.
Midnighters - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Rex, Dess
Demonic Doom reviews
Sylar is having problems with demonic transformations. Mohinder searches for a cure. The very world may be at stake. What will win, Sylar's conscience or his ambition? Rated for violence and brain eating.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,543 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Mohinder S.
TNT Doesn't Cause Mushroom Clouds reviews
Double fic. First, Mohinder finds out that Sylar sings his Christmas carols a little differently than normal people. Then, Mohinder has a secret admirer, and quests to find out who it is.
Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Mohinder S., Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
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