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Heaven by drotuno reviews
Something is different about Edward, something that started in Italy, and he can't seem to get it under control. Canon, New Moon, AU, Edward POV, Rated M. For JenRar for her birthday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,543 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/21/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5279 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Sweet Angel by kiseger reviews
After Jake kissed Bella against her will in Eclipse, she can't forgive him. She decides to accept Edward's proposal and their relationship is stronger than ever. Jake's furious and loses his control. Edward drops his boundaries, with unexpected consequences. No Victoria. Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,969 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen by smmiskimen reviews
You've heard of Edward's pov, but what about Edward's peen's pov? Get inside the peen's perspective and see what goes on inside the pants. If you've ever thought it was hard being a person, try living this life. AH, AU, M, E&B eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,395 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
200 Years by MoWpg reviews
Malec/One shot: 200 years pass and Magnus assumes Alec is long dead. One day while walking down memory lane he spots a familiar stranger. Better credit given inside.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 187,342 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Glamour is Blind by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Companion story to the Glamourverse series. The progression of Magnus and Daniel's relationship, along with several scenes between Magnus and Josh and Frankie, and also Magnus' parents. Some bits of Magnus at school. Set in London, 2002.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,066 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Magnus B.
A Tale of Tutoring by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Magnus is a badboy who really doesn't give a crap about school. Alec, head of the class, is assigned to tutor him. What Alec wasn't expecting was to get a little extra...attention in the middle of a crowded library. Happy Birthday to valiantmongoose!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
All's Fair in Love and Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood have finally taken their romance into the media's public eye. However, all is not champagne and roses. There are a few faces from their past who might want a piece of their success. Sequel to Misery Loves Glamour.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,119 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Misery Loves Glamour Outtakes by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Just a few scenes I thought you'd like to see that didn't make it into the story. Tune in for drama, angst, and a few laughs along the way.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,898 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/18/2011
Hello New Boy by mothamaeghan reviews
Magnus falls for the new kid the first moment he sees him. Will the new kid feel the same? First FanFic, I will try my best at side pairings. M/A, J/C, I/S. R&R. BoyxBoy, don't like don't read.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,726 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Our Little Miracle by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Set during Breaking Dawn while Bella is pregnant. Bella needs Edward to understand why this baby is so important to her, why she can't give him or her up. Why it's their little miracle. Cute One-Shot Fluff EXB Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Glamour isn't Everything by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Short little hiatus story set in the Glamourverse, between MLG and the sequel. This will follow the characters left in NYC after Magnus moved to LA with Alec. Camille/Tessa, Will/Jem, Simon/Izzy, and minimal Jace/Clary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,567 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Complete
Motherly Instincts by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Set in Breaking Dawn. How Bella and Renesmee should have met. Bella just wants her baby, so she takes matters into her own hands. Starts right when Bella wakes up from her transformation. Mother Daughter moment. FLUFF EXB Cullens Vampires Bella Vampire
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Mustard Seed by KzintiKiller reviews
Canon-AU Story #2 in the Path-verse. Jasper overhears Edward and Bella having a little pillow talk, and needs to think. You should read "The Path Not Taken" to get the most out of this story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Sandwich Boy by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec only wants one thing - Magnus Bane to acknowledge his existence. M for later lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,666 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Coloring Outside the Lines by WinndSinger reviews
Yes, it's the sequel to Red Line, finally! Edward and his family are starting their new life in Wyoming and it will not be easy. Can Edward really leave his past behind him and start all over again, being a father, lover, and cowboy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 438,020 - Reviews: 7144 - Favs: 3,270 - Follows: 2,056 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Leave the Lights Off by TheGreenBook reviews
On a cold and rainy London night, Will Herondale shows up on Magnus Bane's door step, cold, wet, and in search of something he desperately needs. Slash and lemons, M rated content, Will/Magnus and Will/Jem. Please enjoy and review!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,674 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Will H., Magnus B. - Complete
Thin Walls by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Remember how Jace used to hear Maryse sing to Alec through the wall? Well, he can still hear through it. Just...not something as innocent as singing anymore. Malec. A little OOC, so don't say I didn't warn you. M/M, Lemon, Naughty. :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
It's Just a Phase by KissingFire reviews
All human. He was gay, trapped in a world of homophobia. He came along, a knight in leather and glitter, and saved him.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,038 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Crossing the Lines by GlitterBadger reviews
Adam Lambert/ Tommy Joe Ratliff. Tommy is supposed to be straight, but his desire for Adam is making him think otherwise. Not good at summaries.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,857 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
The Courtyard by latessitrice reviews
Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,617 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From the Cutting Room Floor by PhoenixRising25 reviews
Did you read the Twilight series and wonder what it would be like if SM included moreā€¦passion? Heat? Lemons? Me, too! Join me and my pervy mind as we go through the books, sprinkling lemon-drops along the way. Rated for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,382 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Tonight's The Night by C.Queen reviews
The night after the battle Alec comes to Magnus's room to finally show the warlock just how much he loves him. Unfortunately the fates are feeling more humorous than kind. This is going to be even harder than Alec originally thought.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,686 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Sacrificial Lamb by Nolebucgrl reviews
Redo on the end of Eclipse and replacing BD; when Jacob kisses Bella in the woods after threatening to kill himself. Bella does not have any love for Jacob other than friendship. She embarks on her life with Edward. Canon/AU you decide. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,142 - Reviews: 3287 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Then I Understood by whitedwarf reviews
Bella's perspective on Emily and Sam's relationship was done by Stephanie Meyer. But did anyone ever think about what Emily would think when she saw Edward and Bella together? What would she think of the great Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shameless by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Just what the name implies. Shameless Malec smut. Alec may be OOC, but don't say you don't wish it once in a while. Magnus enjoys it. So will you. Just couldn't help myself, and this was a temp cure for my writer's block. M for a REASON. very naughty.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
A Lesson In Curiosity by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Clary and Izzy are in need of assistance from their local High Warlock. They take it upon themselves to pay him an unexpected visit when their go-between, Alec, is nowhere to be found. They stumble upon a lesson in lemony goodness...MPOV in Ch 2!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,368 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Delayed Gratification by Sare Liz reviews
What if Edward did decide to lure her into the forest after that first Biology class, after all? Darkward. 2nd Place Winner for 'There Will Be Blood' Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,229 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
My Undead Mother in Law by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Bella and Edward get in a fight after Edward proposes. Bella comes home to find someone she never expected to see. They came to talk some sense into her. EXB Fluff! R&R! Cullens are vampires and Bella is human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss of Death by ImDiffrentSoWhat reviews
I was going to enter this in the Silence of the Wolves contest but decided against it. When Jacob kisses Bella in Eclipse. Edward acts a little protectivly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2911 - Favs: 5,348 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2588 - Favs: 3,414 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Blood Lines by windchymes reviews
With just weeks to go before the wedding, Edward reveals a secret from his human life which leaves Bella shocked and wondering just how well she knows the man she is about to marry. This is very much an Edward and Bella love story. S Meyer owns all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,462 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 2,512 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19558 - Favs: 12,423 - Follows: 5,672 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Needs by DelilahTCullen reviews
Eddie's at home bored. While Emmett and Rosalie are going at it. Since he doesnt have Bella for now how will he fix his little *problem*.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 187 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 146 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete