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Beard.

I like to read edward/bella fanfics, and ones where Bella is a baby/toddler/little child and Edward helps her with a lot of things while growing up. I also like other stories, but mostly Twilight ones.

MY LIFE IN MUSIC MOVIE:

Opening Credits: Pour Some Sugar On Me ~ Def Leppard(lol)

Birth: Feeling Sorry ~ Paramore

First day at school: Welcome To Mystery ~ Plain White T's (Wow XD)

Falling in Love: Do You Like Waffles? ~ Parry Gripp (really? XD)

Fight Song: Pitter Pat ~ Erin McCarley

Breaking Up: If We Ever Meet Again ~ Timberland

Prom: Long live ~ Taylor Swift

Life: Mean ~ Taylor Swift (haha XD)

Mental Breakdown: Your Love Is My Drug ~ Ke$ha (hahaha XD)

Driving: King Of Anything ~ Sara Barielles

Flashback: Impossible ~ Shontelle (wow...)

Wedding: Enchanted ~ Taylor Swift (I love Taylor Swift XD)

Birth Of Child: Lovesick Mistake ~ Erin McCarley (._.)

INTERMISSION

Final Battle: Dear John ~ Taylor Swift

Death Scene: Blah Blah Blah ~ Ke$ha

Funeral: In The End ~ Linkin Park (O_O)

End Credits: Goofy Goober Rock ~ Spongebob (Lol xD)

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, WritingDog, xoxM'N'Mxox, Melanie S., The Amazing Sydney, twilightparty

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump! Jump!"

Mommy, Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

YOUR REAL NAME:
Kit

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle.)
Kitizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Blue Snow Leopard

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)
Eveleen Jackson

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters Of your first name)
Ailki (Sweet xD)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Black Cocoa

YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Ileiime (O_O How do you even say it? XD)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets):
Black Shadow (wow... it sounds dark :P)

25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and then you'll understand."

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

Never knock on Death's door - ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Procrastinate NOW!

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic ... maybe we should have amateurs build everything.

One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

I ran with scissors and lived!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

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Gentle Touches by animal8 reviews
The Cullen boys come across a strange girl when out hunting. What will they do with her? What happened to put her in that condition? With the help of our heroes, will Bella be able to regain herself? But something is different she's not quite human...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,094 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Edward, Bella
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
Destiny is Never an Easy Journey by twilight-love-music reviews
Sequel to TTAV. Bella has just dealt with her past, but the future looms ahead. Trying to unite all mythical creatures against evil and fulfill the prophecy, she will be tested in ways that she never imgagined. Can she do it? *SM owns her characters*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,935 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Gutter Theatrical by Juniorstarcatcher reviews
The Capitol doesn't believe that Gale Hawthorne is Katniss Everdeen's cousin. Gale will do anything to help save Katniss. Even if that means pretending to be in love with Madge Undersee.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,871 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Madge U., Gale H.
Phantom of the Highway by kinole009x reviews
Bella is driving alone from AZ to WA to visit Charlie. But what happens when she notices a strange, bronze-haired, topaz-eyed guy following her everywhere she goes? And does he have anything to do with recent plane disasters, deathes, and mysteries?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,503 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Isabella Marie Swan Volturi The Fourth Ruler by WhiteWolfLegend reviews
Bella is the fourth ruler of the vampire world - Full summery inside... OOC Ra:T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 77,026 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
The Watcher by babedarlingpotter reviews
At the age of seventeen, Bella's not a teenager anymore, what with all the duties she has. Can anyone hear her silent pleas for help? Hurry, before she succumbs to the stress and take drastic measures. Being a Watcher's not all it's cracked up to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 104,643 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Baby, Forever by PurpleScorpion reviews
After an incident occurs, Edward gets turned into a baby! How will Bella and the Cullens deal with raising a 1 year-old Edward and at the same time, trying to turn him back into his 17 year-old vampire self?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Romance Is Dead by Kat097 reviews
Bella had a feeling that she was going to die young. She just didn't expect to be a ghost afterwards but these things happen. So do vampires, who can not only see you but take an interest in your afterlife. "You're dead." "So are you. What's your point?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,220 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life In A Glass House by pesuasion reviews
Bella Swan is in her junior, year and everything is going fine until she becomes the object if Edward Cullens lust. Young and unsupecting, she doesn't realize that his captivation of her might never allow her to be Free Of Him. REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,771 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Boy by allvampedup reviews
When 16 year old Bella Swan first encounters Edward Cullen on the cold streets of Chicago, she's immediately appalled by his brusque and unfriendly manner. But Edward's determined to secure her for himself. All human. Set in 1918.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,943 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Immortally Gifted by Friendly Neighborhood Vampire reviews
Bella has two gifts that make her special. She has lived with the Volturi for seven years, but is now moving to Forks for Charlie. Bella doesn't really know human qualities because all of her time with the Volturi. Volturi are nice. Edward/Bella :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,429 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Name Was Bella by BlackPunkPrincess reviews
The Cullens never came back...Charlie got abusive...Now, Bella writes a poem that leads to her death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 25 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wall by TorpleKnope reviews
Edward and Bella live on two different sides of The Wall that seperates men and woman, created by the Volturi. Bella dreams of making it the other side, Edward wishes to merely to survive. Love is nonexistent. And illegal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,705 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Listen to your Heart by WillowDarling reviews
Its years later and Alice feels a loss in her life. Landing herself back into Wonderland, she is faced with another mess of troubles. With a few maturity adjustments and a new set of plot twists, will Alice finally find what she has been missing? AxH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,914 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Blind Beauty by emilyanne7246 reviews
Sequel to Flying Blind. My name is Bella Swan, I'm 17, I'm a newborn vampire, and I'm blind. Bella is a vampire now, but her adventures are far from over. Her future holds love, loss, and craziness. Read and Review! AU ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Bella
Learning To Forgive by hnnaus reviews
What if Bella didn't forgive Edward right away after Italy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,305 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
TruckNapper and DB hit the Windy City by Mk Marie reviews
The spin off to Tales of a Charming Truck-Napper. This won't make any sense if you don't read that one first. Read and review. Thanks guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
Sanity by Hikari102490 reviews
Sequel to Insanity. Bella has been gone for two years! What happens when she returns to Forks? What sort of surprises are in store for Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,085 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Hurt by Princess of the Pearl reviews
Will has sailed away on the Flying Dutchman. Jack has sailed away on the Black Pearl. Her father is dead. When Elizabeth is at her lowest low, who will be there to raise her up again? Post AWE, Sparrabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,940 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Flying Blind by emilyanne7246 reviews
I gripped the seat tightly as the plane took off. This is what's best for everyone. Best for me. I had been telling myself this repeatedly over the last few days. My name is Bella Swan. I'm 17, I'm blind, and I'm currently on a plane to Forks, Washington.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,624 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Bella - Complete
Series 1: Chapter 4: A New Enemy by Annytin the Nomad reviews
Will Keira and her family survive? Will Keira know true love? Will this be the end? Read & Review to find out!
Crossover - Jak and Daxter & Pirates of the Caribbean Online - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Keira - Complete
Twilight With a Twist, Kinda by fashiondivacab reviews
When Bella moves to Forks she's not human, but she's not a vampire either. Why is she in hiding? What is she hiding from? Only Bella know and she's not willing to tell anyone. Bella POV Rated T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,983 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Series 1: Chapter 3: 100 Years In The Future by Annytin the Nomad reviews
Will Fate's curse be lifted? Or an epic fail to the next generation? Will someone.. oh I'll ruin it... Read, Review, and find out!
Crossover - Jak and Daxter & Pirates of the Caribbean Online - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Keira - Complete
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5688 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Series 1: Chapter 2: The Truth Revealed by Annytin the Nomad reviews
Will history repeat itself? Or won't? Will we ever know? Read and find out!
Crossover - Jak and Daxter & Pirates of the Caribbean Online - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Keira - Complete
Series 1: Chapter 1: The Beginning of A New Era by Annytin the Nomad reviews
This is the beginning of a new world for Keira, will she handle it? Or fail? With the help of her friends and family, she will know the meaning of love, friendship, and hate. War is not meant for the weak... no room for love on its field...War is war...
Crossover - Jak and Daxter & Pirates of the Caribbean Online - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Keira - Complete
Everything Starts With A Hello by JaliceObsessed reviews
Jasper and Alice join the family. better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Alice, Jasper
The Sun and The Moon by Half-Past Wonderland reviews
One-shot. What happens when the moon finally gets the courage to say hello to the sun? ExB. Just something I decided to write on a whim. Please tell me what you think...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She's Country by SportyRedBeemer reviews
Edward is sick of Being the President's son and treated like he's invisible. So he runs away. He breaks down in Tenesee and meets a wild little filly named Bell who need breaking in.......
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,228 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
Need You Now by MissMonnicaElectronica reviews
One-shot based on the song "Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum. AH, AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire Waltz by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
Bella is getting married to a man she doesn't really love, but a mysterious vampire shows up at her wedding party and offers to take her away and make all her dreams come true… One Shot. BxE Rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sarcasm by gracekathrynm537 reviews
Edward's teaching his classes when a three year old Nessie shows up with her coloring book, ready to hang out with Daddy at work while Mommy runs errands. A light and fluffy one shot, but a few Nessie tears.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Conversations with Emmett by Ranma15177 reviews
While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,546 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008
New Life by Rebecca Cullen 1991 reviews
Begins during New Moon, Bella finds the meadow but Laurent is there, the wolves dont get there in time and she is bitten and must live life as a vampire. But what happens when she moves to Alaska and the Cullens come to visit? Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,796 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Revealed! Stupid questions answered by stillsingininrain reviews
I've asked random stupid Twilight questions, now here are both my logical answers and the answers my crazy, unfiltered brain comes up with.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 22,039 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010
Baby, Baby, Baby by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Edward and Bella are together and Bella finds out she's pregnant with Edward's baby. What will happen to them? What will their parents think? One-shot! EXB! R&R please! AH! Sweet and Romantic! FLUFF!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
70 things Twilight has taught me by Advisor Irk reviews
WARNING: This is not Pro-Twilight. I respect the fans, but I just don't like the book. Rated T for some language. Flames will be read, so don't swear to much, or I won't read and reply.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Choices of the Heart by SG51169 reviews
Bella's greatest fear was losing Edward. But what about the other Cullens? Is there anything that would make them leave her again, this time for good? How can the Cullens make her believe that her place is safe with them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,327 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Vital Difference by teacupsandcyanide reviews
An overly emotional educational piece that is probably going to offend a few touchy thirteen year old fangirls. AxH - "You could stay...?"
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
This Is Not The End by animal8 reviews
Written for 'The End Is Only The Beginning' contest. In New Moon, Edward left Bella. But what if she had put up more of a fight? What if she had realised sooner just how muh he really loved her? Could she persuade him to stay? My take on chap 3.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Can Make Your Blood Clot by Duck Life reviews
Parody of Young Money's "Bedrock". Edward's POV. Partially Bella's POV. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Baby Baby! by TeamTwilight26 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella and Edward get an unexpected surprise but Bella keeps it a secret. Will she tell Edward? And if she does tell him what will happen next? Really good! I promise you won't be disappointed! AWARD WINNING! Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,041 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Charlie Arrests a Cullenor Three by Tash Salvatore reviews
A one-shot for the "Charlie Arrests a Cullen" competition D Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twifight: A Twilight Parody by somethingironic reviews
Jacob is revealed to be. Well. Awesome. Edward is a failure and Bella grows a small but noticeable backbone. Read or not, but I guarantee Twihards will hate me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saturday Evening Post by Screech Owl reviews
Oneshot. Renesmee and Jasper on a sunny afternoon. A little bit of fluff about family ties and technicalities.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Jasper, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Hide and Seek by PotoPerson reviews
He really hated hide and seek. He’d hated it since he was a little kid what seemed like an eternity ago. On the other hand, he thought as he watched his love dance away, he did love Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Take Care Of My Heart by earthprincess4 reviews
*2nd place in To-Kill-A-Cullen* Bella and Alice are roommates at the hospital. Both are waiting for a transplant of different kinds. Edward is Alice's brother and only family. He comes to visit her daily and gets close to Bella in the process.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I have a secret too by hater of reality reviews
Just another story where Bella isn't human but still ins't vampire. Tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,623 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fragility by 721 reviews
Like silk over glass. She was too thin. Too fragile. Too small... A story about how Edward's protective behavior slowly turns possessive, spirals out of control, and makes Bella question their relationship. It's ALL HUMAN, T, a bit OOC, Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,521 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Under the Covers by Gabrizilla reviews
Edward's last human memories before he falls to the influenza, where he is also plagued by future images of Bella. 800 word drabble, no particular reason. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lights and Resolutions by Babypeach16 reviews
Days after saving Bella from Tyler Crowley's car, Edward realizes that he is in love with her, and resolves to return to Denali for her own good. Alice will not let him leave so easily - after all, she has a few secrets up her sleeve...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Edward, Alice - Complete
Butt Crack Santa by thraxbaby reviews
A holiday story of the Butt crack Santa. One shot. written in Waylon's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Complete
The Pixie and The Lamb, Best Of Friends by NonsenseScribbler reviews
Summary: The popular copy-n-paste "best friends". A normal bestfriend would comfort Bella if someone rejected her. Alice, would walk up to that guy and ask him if it's because he's gay.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Alice, Bella
Firestarter by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Bella and Charlie move to Forks, but things become complicated when Bella discovers that the Cullens have a secret more frightening than her own. When she is targeted by a hunter, she must use her fearsome gifts to save them...and herself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,019 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cramps by serioustwilightfan reviews
Bella gets cramps and Edward comfort her. Reviews appreciated
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Part Of Me Still Hopes by demented bunny reviews
A brotherly bonding moment between Edward and Emmett, explaining why Edward turned down all those womens offers. Very sweet. Not a slash.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
May I Have This Dance by Mk Marie reviews
Edward ends up asking Bella to the dance in Twilight and she does cancel because of her "inability to walk over a flat surface w/out tripping." What will Edward do? AU. Cute oneshot with tons of ExB Fluff. : FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oh My Emmett by TwiHard24 reviews
A collection of HILARIOUS Emmett one shots. So far includes: Emmett's Idea and Girl Scout Cookies. What happens when Emmett experiments with vampire venom? What about when he helps Nessie sell the most cookies in Girl Scouts! Find out! More coming!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Emmett
Silly Bella by babedarlingpotter reviews
Bella waked up one day only to find out that it's sunny, meaning no Cullens at school. Preparing for a boring day ahead of her, she notices people acting weirdly. What is going on? Will she ever find out? And what is Edward up to?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fight by SacreJambons reviews
Rosalie yells at Bella, and fluff ensues!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secret by Dr. Harleen Quinzel03 reviews
Bella is trying to hide in Carlisle's den, because of an embarassing book she wants to read. What will happen when Edward walks in and catches her? Kinda short....little bits of fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Glide, Slide, and Fall Into Love by Jaspers lil pixie77 reviews
Bella has a secret talent she's kept from Edward. But what's his reaction? One-shot! This story has lots of fluff! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Brother's Love by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Edward is hunting and sends Emmett to keep an eye on Bella. An exploration of Bella and Emmett's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete