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Rose: Do I ever cross your mind?
Rose: Do you like me?
Rose: Do you want me?
Rose: Would you cry if I left?
Rose: Would you live for me?
Rose: Would you do anything for me?
Rose: Choose--me or your life
Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (or Twilight), who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.
~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, Shadows.Dance, mad-dog-13,twilighternproud, RoseredBlood, icestar2014
SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE!!XD
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot..
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile.
If you cried like a baby through the last chapters of Shadow Kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile.
If you are so angry at the freaking Strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this.
If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it then copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.
If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile!!
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy this onto your profile
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your... well you know what comes next.
If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes about twilight, copy this into your profile
If you are in love with a fictional characted copy this to your profile
I have this calendar at home that has a few good comebacks that made me laugh soooo hard :D
1. The test came back positive. you're an idiot
2. Don't undress me with your eyes. I'm not wearing clean underwear
3. Come closer so I can walk all over you
4. You had me at i don't care
5. You can impress me by shutting up
6. But me a few drinks and you'll start looking richer
7. I'll put lipstick on my fist and give you a kiss
8. My stockings are ripped. My hair is filthy. I haven't bathed in weeks. I look pretty damn good
9. I've got your name tattooed on my butt ( says jerk)
10. If your not worshiping me, you're not doing your job
11. I don't flirt. If I want you, I'll let you know
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it isn't funny anymore copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are in love with Edward Cullen copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said pull copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have read Twilight over 10 times copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you read New Moon and Eclipse and you wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD copy and paste this into your profile. (actually I wanted to kick him until he died, especially after Eclipse)
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (coughTwilightcough)
Quotes i love:
the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
there is no I in TEAM but there is a ME in AWESOME
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn
When your dad is mad and he says, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train.
You laught at me because I'm strange. I laugh at you because you're stupid!
Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It's just that yours is stupid.
If something seems too good to be true, then it usaully is.
Curiousity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
HA HA HA! HAHAHAHA...wait...what?
Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run away! Death hates that.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "Mental illness"
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.
Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.
I spilled spot remover on my dog; now he's gone.
Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate is a balanced diet.
Be nice to people. They outnumber you 5.5 billion to one.
any Tallahasse quotes
A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
Did you just call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
You know you live in 2010 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take My Space ( go Facebook!) pics.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/My Space.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.
13. your sad because you fell for it and think you have to put it on ur profile
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!
March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it??
October - Hate M & M's...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!
What a year!