The Cumbersmaug
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Joined 12-21-09, id: 2186319, Profile Updated: 07-16-11
Author has written 3 stories for Newsies, and Dragon Ball Z.

Hey I'm cybale!! I am a female from Mars, don't believe me, well tough luck. For those of you wondering why the user name is cybale, this is for you. I am totally like head over heels with Cyborg from Teen Titans, and I am also in love with Christian Bale, otherwise known as 'The Dark Knight'. those two are yummy. Oh no, I'm torn between two lovers (cue dramatic music, DUN DUN DUN.) giggle

Mechanical Romance: The first fanfiction I ever wrote, I just rereaed it, and it is beyond corny, and some parts I really did face palm myself for even thinking it sounded good. I realized it get's good after the first chapter, and I'm really lame

I Love Pie!!!!

~Witty Quotes~ (Or at least, thought witty by me...

"Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake."- Napoleon Bonaparte

"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."- Mark Twain

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.

We're only young once, but with humor we can be immature forever.

If you're going to get into trouble for hitting someone, you might as well do it hard.

After a game, the king and the pawn go in the same box.

If all is not lost, where is it?

Sarcasm- the chosen weapon.

If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience..

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

If we quit voting, will they all go away?

Procrastinators unite tomorrow, bad spellers untie today.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

There is definitely no 'a' in definite.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

When life hands you lemons, throw them at people.

Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Just hope it's not a train...

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a collage education.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.

Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse.

If you hit a pony over the nose at the outset of your acquaintance, he may not love you, but he will take a deep interest in your movements ever after wards.

Youth has been a habit of mine for so long, I can't seem to get rid of it.

He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. Deep inside, he really is an idiot.

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

If you never thought you'd succumb to the copy-and-pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.

newsies quotes:

Jack Kelly: One thing's for sure, if we don't sell papes, then nobody sells papes. Nobody comes through those gates until they put the price back to where it was.
David Jacobs: You mean like a strike?
Jack Kelly: Yeah, like a strike!
David Jacobs: Are you out of your mind?
Jack Kelly: It's a good idea!
David Jacobs: Jack, I was only joking. We can't go on strike, we don't have a union.
Jack Kelly: But, if we go on strike, then we are a union, right?
David Jacobs: No! We're just a bunch of angry kids with no money.

Jack Kelly: Extry, extry, read all about it! Ellis Island in flames!
David Jacobs: Hey, where's that story?
Jack Kelly: Page nine. Thousands Flee in Panic!
David Jacobs: "Trash Fire Next To Immigration Building Terrifies Seagulls"?
Jack Kelly: Terrified Flight from Inferno!

Jack Kelly: We gotta get the word out to every newsie in the city! We need some of those...
David Jacobs: Ambassadors?
Jack Kelly: Yeah, yeah. Okay, you guys gotta go out and be, uh, am-bastards.

Spot Conlon: Your honor, I object.
Judge Monahan: On what grounds?
Spot Conlon: On the grounds of Brooklyn, your honor.

Spot Conlon: Oh yeah? Yeah? What is this, Jacky-boy? Some kind of walking mouth?

Jack Kelly: So what do you say, Spot?
Spot Conlon: I say... that what you say... is what I say.

Racetrack: Look at this! "Baby Born with Two Heads"... must be from Brooklyn.

Spot Conlon: It ain't what they say, its what we say, and nobody ain't gonna listen to us unless we make 'em!

Spot Conlon: Never fear, Brooklyn is here.

David Jacobs: All right, everyone just remain calm!
Jack Kelly: Let's soak 'em for Crutchy!

Racetrack: Deah me, what is dat unpleasant aroma? I fear da sewer may have backed up durin' da night.

Jack Kelly: So, what about Brooklyn? Who wants Brooklyn? C'mon, Spot Conlon's territory.
the newsies look at each other
Jack Kelly: Whats'a matta, you scared of Brooklyn?
Boots: Hey, we ain't scared of Brooklyn!
pauses
Boots: Spot Conlon makes us a little nervous.

Spot Conlon: Where's my picture? Where does it mention me?
Jack Kelly: Stop thinking about yourself.

blood drips on newsies square quotes:

Kenny Ortega: Has anybody seen Trey?
Max Casella: Fugget about Trey, where's my fuckin' chair?
Don Knotts: I've got your fuckin' chair, bitch! Why don't come find it? Stupid fucking heavy thing...

Don Knotts: Wait a second. Hey! Aren't you dead yet?
Michael A. Goorjian: No.
Don Knotts: Goddammit!

Don Knotts: Are you dead yet?
Michael A. Goorjian: No.
Don Knotts: Shit! Shit, shit, shit!
Don Knotts: Okay, it's been an hour. Are you dead yet?
Michael A. Goorjian: No.
Don Knotts: GodDAMMIT!

Christian Bale: folding his paper up upon seeing Max So, have you seen it?
Max Casella: angrily as he takes a seat on the sidewalk Seen what?
Christian Bale: The chair.
Max Casella: Where the hell is it? I been lookin' all ova for it!
Christian Bale: points to the top of the World Building Well... it's up there, 'innit?
Max Casella: stands up and looks carefully at the World Building How'd it get all the way up there?
turns to Christian and points
Max Casella: I'm gonna go get it...
saunters off

Michael A. Goorjian: Wh-who's there?
Don Knotts: Telegram!
Michael A. Goorjian: Telegram? I don't want a telegram! Go away!
Michael A. Goorjian: Knock on door Who is it?
Don Knotts: Flowers!
Michael A. Goorjian: Flowers? I don't want any flowers, go away!
Michael A. Goorjian: Knock on door Who is it?
Don Knotts: Landshark!
Michael A. Goorjian: What?
Don Knotts: ...A.D.!
Michael A. Goorjian: Oh! You're an A.D.?
Don Knotts: Oh, yeah!

Michael A. Foorjian: Well fuck me!

Echo: Well fuck me!

Second Echo(Max Casellla):Fuck you!

wow. so if you haven't noticed i love newsies. hehe.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.If you're part ot the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tysuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, zeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Shining.Collection.X, Tysonkaiexperiment, kittygopop, Nella333, Spotsgoil, cybale

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Kitsune Onna1, YourConscience813, angelicordemonic138, kittygopop, Nella333, Spotsgoil, cybale

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people,PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs,copy this into your profile.

If you hate these things that start with 'If',copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don't ever ask a fangirl who is the hottest. She'll tear her hair out and die.i almost did. if you agree this will happen copy and paste this to your profile!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Quotage

"A causal stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith proves nothing." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"Faith: Not wanting to know what is true." ~Friedrich Nietzsche.

"I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"I still live, I still think. I still have to live, because I still have to think." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"It is not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, that the lover of knowledge is reluctant to step into it's waters." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"Let us beware of saying that death is the opposite of life. The living being is only a species of death, and a very rare species." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"Not necessity, not desire - no, the love of power is the demon of men. Let them have everything - health, food, a place to live, entertainment - they are and remain unhappy and low-spirited: for the demon waits and waits and will be satisfied." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"Of all that is written, I love only what a person has written with his own blood." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"Rejoicing in our joy, not suffering in our suffering, makes someone a friend." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad, has made the world ugly and bad." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"Those who cannot understand how to put their thoughts on ice should not enter into the heat of debate." ~Friedrich Nietzshe

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

"Occasionally, something will happen that will change your opinion of someone irrevocably, that will shatter the ideal you've built up around a person and force you to see them for the fallible and human creature they really are." ~Marilyn Manson

"It became clear that the suffering they were praying to be released from was a suffering they had imposed on themselves-and now on us. The beast they lived in fear of was really themselves: It was man, not some mythological demon that was going to destroy man in the end. And this beast had been created out of their fear." ~Marilyn Manson

"Everybody has a light and dark side, and neither can exist without the other." ~Marilyn Manson

"As a bipedal animal, man by nature (whether you call it instinct or original sin) gravitates toward his evil side, which may be one of the reasons people always ask me about the darker half of my name but never about Marilyn Monroe. Although she remains a symbol of beauty and glamour, Marilyn Monroe had a dark side just as Charles Manson had a good, intelligent side. The balance between good and evil, and the choices we make between them, are probably the single most important aspect shaping our personalities and humanity." ~Marilyn Manson

"Because there's nothing like the feeling of knowing that you've made a difference in someones life, even if that difference is a lifetime of nightmares and a fortune in therapy bills." ~Marilyn Manson

"Not only are love and hate such closely related emotions, but it's a lot easier to hate someone you've cared about than someone you never have." ~Marilyn Manson

"What nearly everybody in my life had misunderstood about Satanism was that it is not about ritual sacrifices, digging up graves, and worshipping the devil. The devil doesn't exist. Satanism is about worshipping yourself, because you are responsible for your own good and evil. Christianity's war against the devil has always been a fight against man's most natural instincts-for sex, for violence, for self-gratification-and a denial of man's membership in the animal kingdom. The idea of heaven is just Christianity's way of creating a hell on earth. I'm not and have never been a spokesperson for Satanism. It's simply part of what I believe in, along with Dr. Seuss, Dr. Hook, Nietzsche, and the Bible, which I also believe in. I just have my own interpretation." ~Marilyn Manson

"All the power LeVey wielded he gained through fear-the public's fear of a word: Satan." Marilyn Manson

"LeVey had been accused of being a Nazi and a racist, but his whole trip was elitism, which is the basic principle behind misanthropy. In a way, his kind of intellectual elitism (and mine) is actually politically correct because it doesn't judge people by race or creed but by the attainable, equal opportunity criterion of intelligence. The biggest sin in Satanism is not murder, nor is it kindness. It's stupidity." ~Marilyn Manson

"We spoke of religion, and how much of it is just a custom preserving practical code of health, morality and justice that are no longer necessary for group survival. It makes a lot more sense to follow The Satanic Bible, written with twentieth-century humanity in mind, than a book that was written as a companion to a culture long since defunct." ~Marilyn Manson

"Art and commerce are in essence incompatible." ~Marilyn Manson

"I believe in dreams. I believe that every night on the planet everything that is, was and can be is dreamt. I believe that what happened in dreams is no less important that what happens in the waking world. I believe that dreams are the closest equivalent present day mankind has to time travel. I believe you can visit your past, present and future in dreams. I believe I've dreamt half my life that hasn't happened yet. I don't believe in chance, accidents, or coincidences. I believe in the Delusional Self, which is to say that I believe that the things I talk and think about change the world around me and result in events that appear to be coincidental. I believe that my life is so important that it affects the lives of everyone else. I believe I am God. I believe everyone is their own God. I dreamt I was the Antichrist, and I believe it." ~Marilyn Manson

"But from another perspective, this person could be seen, not as a villain but a final hero to save people from their own ignorance. The apocalypse doesn't have to be fire and brimstone. It could happen on a personal level. If you believe you're the center of your own universe, and you want to see that universe destroyed, it only takes one bullet." ~Marilyn Manson

"I've seen my own death in dreams, and it's helped me appreciate life more. I've also seen my own life in dreams, and it's helped me appreciate death more." ~Marilyn Manson

"Most of the world's problems could be avoided if people just said what they fucking meant." Marilyn Manson

"I never said to be like me, I say to be like you and make a difference." ~Marilyn Manson

"When you're taught to love everyone, to love your enemies, than what value does that lace on love?" ~Marilyn Manson

“It is sad to think that the first few people on earth needed no books, movies, games, or music to inspire cold-blooded murder. The day that Cain bashed his brother Abel’s brains in, the only motivation he needed was his own human disposition to violence.” ~Marilyn Manson

“The name Marilyn Manson has never celebrated the sad fact that America puts killers on the cover of TimeMagazine, giving them as much notoriety as our favorite movie stars. From Jesse James to Charles Manson, the media, since their inception, have turned criminals into folk heroes. They just created two new ones when they put those dips shits Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris’ pictures on the front of every newspaper. Don’t be surprised if every kid who gets pushed around has two new idols.” ~Marilyn Manson

“We applaud the creation of a bomb whose sole purpose is to destroy all of mankind, and we grow up watching our president’s brains splattered all over Texas. Times have not become more violent, they have just become more televised. Does anyone think the Civil war was the least bit civil? If television had existed, you could be sure they would have been there to cover it, or maybe even participate in it, like their violent car chase of Princess Di. Disgusting vultures looking for corpses, exploiting, fucking, filming and serving it up for our hungry appetites in gluttonous display of endless human stupidity.” ~Marilyn Manson

“When it comes down to who’s to blame for the high school murders in Littleton, Colorado, throw a rock and you’ll hit someone who’s guilty. We’re the people who sit back and tolerate children owning guns, and were the ones who tune in and watch up-to-the-minute details of what they do with them. I think it’s terrible when anyone dies, especially if it is someone you know and love. But what is more offensive is that when these tragedies happen, most people don’t really care anymore than they would about the season finale of Friends or The real World. I was dumbfounded as I watched the media snake right in, not missing a teardrop, interviewing the parents of dead children, televising the funerals. Then came the witch hunt.”

“Man’s greatest fear is chaos. It was unthinkable that these kids did not have a simple black-and-white reason for their actions. And so a scapegoat was needed. I remember hearing the initial reports from Littleton, that Harris and Klebold were wearing makeup and were dressed like Marilyn Manson, whom they obviously must worship, since they were dressed in black. Of course, the speculation snow balled into making me the poster boy for everything that is bad in the world. These two idiots weren’t wearing makeup and they weren’t dressed like e or Goths. Since Middle America has not heard of the music they did listen to (KMFDM and Rammstein among others), the media picked something they thought was similar.”

“I definitely can see why they would pick me. Because I think it’s easy to throw my face on a TV, because I’m, in the end, sort of a poster boy for fear. Because I represent what everyone’s afraid of, because I do and say what I want. “

“When it comes down to who’s to blame for the high school murders in Littleton, Colorado, throw a rock and you’ll hit someone who’s guilty. We’re the people who sit back and tolerate children owning guns, and were the ones who tune in and watch up-to-the-minute details of what they do with them. I think it’s terrible when anyone dies, especially if it is someone you know and love. But what is more offensive is that when these tragedies happen, most people don’t really care anymore than they would about the season finale of Friends or The real World. I was dumbfounded as I watched the media snake right in, not missing a teardrop, interviewing the parents of dead children, televising the funerals. Then came the witch hunt. Man’s greatest fear is chaos. It was unthinkable that these kids did not have a simple black-and-white reason for their actions. And so a scapegoat was needed. I remember hearing the initial reports from Littleton, that Harris and Klebold were wearing makeup and were dressed like Marilyn Manson, whom they obviously must worship, since they were dressed in black. Of course, the speculation snow balled into making me the poster boy for everything that is bad in the world. These two idiots weren’t wearing makeup and they weren’t dressed like e or Goths. Since Middle America has not heard of the music they did listen to (KMFDM and Rammstein among others), the media picked something they thought was similar. Even if they were fans, that gives them no excuse, nor does it mean that music is to blame. Did we look for James Huberty’s inspiration when he gunned down people at McDonalds? What did Timothy McVeigh like to watch? What about David Koresh, Jim Jones? Do you think entertainment inspired Kip Kinkel, or should we blame the fact that his father brought him the guns he used in the Springfield, Oregon murders. What inspired Bill Clinton to blow people up in Kosovo? Was it something Monica Lewinsky said to him? Isn’t killing just killing, regardless if it’s in Vietnam or Jonesboro, Arkansas? Why do we justify one, just because it seems to be for the right reasons? Should there ever be a right reason? If a kid is old enough to drive a car or own a gun, isn’t he old enough to be held personally responsible for what he does with his car or gun? Or if he’s a teenager, should someone else be blamed because he isn’t as enlightened as an eighteen-year-old” ~Marilyn Manson

“They want to blame entertainment? Isn’t religion the first real entertainment? People dress up in costumes, sing songs and dedicate themselves in eternal fandom. Everyone will agree that nothing was more entertaining than Clinton shooting off his prick and then his bombs in true political form. And the news-that’s obvious. So is entertainment to blame? I’d like media commentators to ask themselves, because their coverage of the event was some of the most gruesome entertainment any of us have ever seen." ~Marilyn Manson

“This kind of controversy doesn’t help me sell records or tickets, and I wouldn’t want it to. I’m a controversial artist, one who dares to have an opinion and bothers to create music and videos that challenge people’s ideas in a world that is watered down and hollow. In my work I examine the America we live in, and I’ve always tried to show people that the devil we blame our atrocities on is really just each one of us. So don’t be expect the end of the world to come one day out of the blue-it’s been happening every day for a long time." ~Marilyn Manson

“I definitely can see why they would pick me. Because I think it’s easy to throw my face on a TV, because I’m, in the end, sort of a poster boy for fear. Because I represent what everyone’s afraid of, because I do and say what I want. The President was shooting bombs overseas, yet I’m a bad guy because I sing some Rock N Roll songs. And who’s a bigger influence, the president or Marilyn Manson? I’d like to say Marilyn Manson, but I’m going to have to go with the president.” ~Marilyn Manson

"We live in a free country, but with that freedom there is a burden of personal responsibility. Rather than teaching a child what is moral and immmoral, right and wrong, we frst and foremost most establish what the lws that govern us are. You can always escape Hell by not believing in it, but you cannot escape death and you cannot escape prsion." ~Marilyn Manson

"Don't waste your time with people who will ultimately destroy you, but concentrate instead on those who will appreciate your responsibility to them, and likewise feel resposible to you." ~Anton LaVey

"But the average person doesnt have that much imagination. They just want to be entertained. They want to have the tableau presented to them. They don't want to participate beyond a certain point. They want the safety of the herd, t be catered to, to sit back and enjoy." ~Anton Lavey

"It's too bad stupidity is not painful." ~Anoton LaVey

"Every religion in the world that has destroyed people is based on love." ~Anton LaVey

"Do what you want as long as it's paying off for you. But as soon as it becomes a liability, than something is wrong and you better find out what it is." ~Anton LaVey

"If the world has changed so much, why continue to grasp at the threads of a dying faith?" ~Anton LaVey

"Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since it is the proof and the result of your loyalty to the achievement of your values." ~Ayn Rand

"It only stands to reason that where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master." ~Ayn Rand

"People create their own questions because they are afraid to look straight. All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk." ~Ayn Rand

"When I die I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is." ~Ayn Rand

“Would you follow the advice of someone who told you that you must fight tuberculosis by confining the treatment to its symptoms-that you must treat the cough, the high temperature, the loss of weight-but you must refuse to consider or to touch its cause, the germs in the patient’s lungs, in order not to antagonize the germs? Do not adopt such a course in politics.” ~Ayn Rand

“Perhaps the answers lie a little deeper. Perhaps we have to look toward ourselves. A human being is only that which he or she experiences. The human mind at birth is a tabula rasa-in other words, we come into the world with a blank slate. We learn from all that we see and hear, and this shapes our beliefs." ~Brooks Brown

"Avoiding the truth doesn't change it." ~Brooks Brown

"Our past will be, because it has already become, our future, if we don't change, if we don't act." ~Brooks Brown

“Why do people wonder where Eric and Dylan came from? I guess they ask because they never look at themselves. We as a society allowed Eric and Dylan’s creation. If we sit back and wait for society to fix itself, it will never happen. We will only see more of the same. But if we as individuals choose to do something, then it‘s the first step towards change. I saw my best friend from grade school become a mass murderer…and I haven‘t given up. Neither should the rest of the world. We can‘t let things remain the way they are. We can‘t succumb to feeling powerless against the world. Learn from the injustices of Columbine. Look for where parallels are happening somewhere else. I guarantee you won‘t have to look far. Then fight to change it. Don‘t wait for everyone else. Don‘t let the world happen around you. Don’t stay powerless. Don’t give up hope.” ~Brooks Brown

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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Voyeurism At It's Worst by CayshaGriffin reviews
I didn't mean to see Batman and the Joker kissing, it just happened! Batman/Joker slash, slight OC voyeurism. Enjoy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Carryin' da Prophet by NewsiesSpot88 reviews
What happens when the Brooklyn Bridge erupts into a tumultous black hole and seven newsies are transported into a strange world where hogs have terrible acne, wizards are self absorbed, and carnivorous sombreros talk?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,530 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 10/31/2008
A Murder of Leaves by RACCOONtyranny reviews
Prompts are fun. Sprace Slash. Rated just in case. Series of oneshots.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,661 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Spot C., Racetrack H.
Divine Essence by JrOeKnEeRe reviews
Gold rained from the heavenly skies as the Gods celebrated the birth of their newest creation. They raised their whine high, knowing their future problems would be saved. Of course, I knew nothing of this then and now. PerseusxOC
Clash of the Titans, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,581 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Perseus
Alfred's Journal by JimandSteve reviews
During Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, Bruce wasn't only the one who had adventures. Alfred had plenty of his own and wrote them down.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman
Jaegermeister by VerityFrancesB reviews
Flandus. For faithbecket over at LJ who wanted "filthy dirty hot something or other". RPS
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Heart of Brooklyn by Sirenn reviews
The truth as to how she got her name is a mystery. Whether her birth certificate truly says Brooke Lynn or she named herself after the borough that had parented her with tough love. She was Brooklyn. Yea, I know what you're thinking so was he...
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,555 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Spot C. - Complete
Hate is a Strong Word! by HolesNewsiesFreak reviews
Tony 'Racetrack' Higgins thinks that nothing will change between him, and Spot. But when Spot gets another girlfriend, things start to come out of secrecy... very LIGHT Slash!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
My Journal by sageandsol reviews
COMPLETE For David's English class he is supposed to write a journal all throughout the year, this is his view on school, and people etc. Slash, modern AU, Javid Sprace, Blush and an OC/OC pair. warnings of an insanely hyper OC.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - David J., Jack K. - Complete
Love at First Sight? by Sakamoto Itoe reviews
A Saiyuki love story! Goku/OC! What happens when Sanzo and the gang encounter a Neko girl? well, you'll just have to read, and find out, now won't you? rated M for language and later chapters.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Goku S.
Rejected from the Club by RACCOONtyranny reviews
Sean and Tony aka Spot and Racetrack are stuck on a plane for hours upon hours when Sean gets an idea...Sprace. Slash. Rated for adult themes, nothing explicit.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
A Perfect Fit for Three by xXx.NoUserName.xXx reviews
Dawn seeks out The Boondock Saints asking for a favor. A favor in which they happily accept, but the two brothers had no idea what they were getting themselves into. Love can be a dangerous thing.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,450 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010
The Starbuck Experience by bigbangtheorysheldoncooper reviews
When a new woman starts working at the University, the guys all seem to love her but Sheldon could not be more put out. AU
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,022 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sheldon C. - Complete
Panic by RedKaddict reviews
Vinnie has a meltdown. Just a little oneshot drabble that came from who knows where. Vinnie POV, which makes it really interesting. 600 words to describe a timespan of about ten seconds, that's gotta be some kinda record or something...
Doogie Howser, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Vinnie D. - Complete
Bardocks Return Meet Grandpa Bardock! by SSJ10 Vegetto reviews
When Bardock gets sucked through the portal he lands on earth. There he goes to gokus house.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bardock, Goku
The BEST Twilight Fanfic EVER! by L's-Blue-Rose reviews
A story of romance, suspense, and possilbe MURDER! Jacob/oc, Bella/oc, oc/oc, Edward/oc, Charlie/oc, Carlilse/Esme, Emmit/Alice, Jasper/Edward, incest, twincest, threeways, fourways, even fiveways! Full Summary Inside! Flamers Welcome!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Complete
Brace Yourself by The Brat Prince reviews
Just to prove my point, I put my fingertip right under the fold of his second chin, smirk and say, “Yeah. That’s right. My name is Raven.” Style, Kyle/Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,393 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Nights Like This by LBMac reviews
Spot and Race spend their last night together. One Shot. Slash. Sprace.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
Too Hot to Handle by captivatedbythesky reviews
Race can't stand the heat. Spot can't stand Race whining. Slash. Sprace. Modern Fluff. Oh, and cherry popsicles. Rated because well... Spotty's got a mouth on him.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
Valentines Day by JeNnIcA-iS-tHe-BoMb reviews
Every year, Spot gets a flower on Valentines Day. SpotxOC
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Spot C. - Complete
No One Here to Laugh by Lyrical Soliloquy reviews
Written for New Years Secret Slash Exchange at The Refuge. Spot and Race go ice-skating for the first time. Sprace. One-shot.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
Santa Claus and Snowball Fights by Cowboy Superhero reviews
Sean isn't Cristmas's biggest fan, but his boyfriend Tony loves Chrismas with a passion - and Sean loves him enough to go along with his plans during the holiday season. slash, SpotRace/Sprace, modern AU.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
Lusa Missing by chipbatlion720 reviews
Songfic that follows what Lusa is thinking in between her starting off on her attempted runaway and Toklo’s talk with her. The song is “Missing” by Evanescence. Implied LusaxToklo. Songfic. One-shot
Seekers series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Lusa - Complete
The Night Before Newsiemas by pen 'n notebook reviews
The Night Before Christmas Newsies Style
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
What the Newsies do in Their Spare Time by HolesNewsiesFreak reviews
my first fic woot!just something random. a parody about what multiple newsies do in their spare time
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Obsessive Addiction by Cowboy Superhero reviews
Spot is obsessed with Race. Race is addicted to Spot. slash, Sprace/SpotRace, 1899
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
JACK AND ST PETER by Donna McIntosh reviews
Just think of Jack and Ennis in Heaven.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Complete
Search by embrace-insanity reviews
Welcome to Search, the newest reality show featuring The Joker, Batman, Harvey, Alfred, and me. What is Search? Read and find out! Rated T for violence, but it's really not that bad.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
The Dumb Bird and a Rabid Bat by Noodles Bamboodles reviews
Robin runs into a glass door. Batman turns rabid. Poor Alfred...
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Thank God for Butlers by Batmanluvr reviews
Batman is fighting a battle against a new enemy… and he’s losing… really bad. It’s a good thing Alfred is always there to help.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P. - Complete
One ShotQuick Story: Ooh La La by queenofnewyorkx3 reviews
Okay, so it's just a one shot, so it's really short, but I think it's kind of funny, so just give it a quick read : Enjoy. ALSO: check out my actual story series, Hold My Heart, Spot Colon.
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Racetrack H. - Complete
I Hate That I Love You by BlackBookWriter reviews
What do you do when you love someone you can't love? Well, you hate them of course. And That is just what Alex does. Until she finally has to face the truth. Bruce Wayne/OC One-Shot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Christmas in Killarney by cymbalism reviews
Sean invited Tony to his family Christmas dinner in Brooklyn -- but the only thing worse than Tony not showing up may just be Tony actually showing up... ::slash fluff::
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
The Only Difference by PhoenixJustice reviews
Batman/Joker, post-TDK. In order to try and understand his...something, and given an ultimatum, Bruce Wayne visits the Joker in Arkham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Orange Juice by acollectionoffavoritequotes reviews
Alfred wasn't really expecting that. Nor was any of the Bat Family. However yes, that was the Joker in Bruce Wayne's Bed. SLASH. Of a crackish flavor. Ye have been warned.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Sometimes he forgets by Hallow Needle reviews
Three Joker drabbles. hinted batman/joker slash
Batman - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Dancing by Adrigirl19 reviews
Spot and Abbie are three years old and they are watching there parents dance. It's a cute little one-shot. From the Chronicles of Chance sires. Rewrote
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Spot C. - Complete
Pain Killer by RurouniKon reviews
Kyle gets into a fight with Cartman, Stan tries to make him feel better. STyle Yaoi.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Race's Lilly by huffle-bibin reviews
This is a one-shot Race-mance. It's cute, it's corny, it's not a Mary-Sue. I have no idea how to describe it, so just read it.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Racetrack H. - Complete
I Can't Quit You, Baby by TwiggyFallon reviews
Her torment was laid out in beautiful hysteria on the bathroom floor. But Spot never saw any of it.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,168 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Spot C. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by DutchyAndYummers reviews
Hiding spots under bathroom sinks? Exploding blueberries? Flying tomatoes? No slash? Has the world gone mad? Of course not, just Pulitzer.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Jack K., Kid Blink - Complete
Perfection by IceCamaro reviews
So I made a wish to a dragon, to be sent to a time and place void of Vegeta. GokuxGokuxVegeta Not gonna lie, this story is pretty freakin' twisted from now on!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,503 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Goku, Vegeta
Cleaning this gun by Adrigirl19 reviews
Funny little One-shot. Spot comes to get Mercy from the Manhattan LH, were Race and Nikki are waiting, with a wooden gun.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Spot C. - Complete
Enigma by abstractwhisk reviews
He was unlike all of the other boys Tony had seen in his life... the way he carried himself, the confidence that emanated from him, made Tony stare. Modern day slash. Sprace
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
Racetrack's 60 Ways To Annoy People by BroadwayJunkie reviews
Racetrack finds a list he made on how to annoy others, and he decides to put it to use on his friends, and strangers. Set in modern day
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Racetrack H.
Gin, Kisses, And Cigarettes by Sev-chan reviews
Gin, kisses, & cigarettes are the things they remembered best about their teen years. Most of which were spent in that decaying corpse of a home they loved to spend their time in. Everyone has a story to tell. present day. Javid, Sprace, Blush, Sputchy.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007
The One Emotion You Can't Hide by Blue Skies Rusty reviews
He should have gone. Seen her off. Said goodbye. Talked to her. Convinced her not to go. Should have... A spot-centric one-shot. Spot-shot? May write companion pieces, depending on reviews. Enjoy!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Spot C. - Complete
Sins For Thought by Sev-chan reviews
Spot’s in a Mexican gang, Anthony is practically a straight A student, but somehow they manage to fall in love. And their love clashes like ocean water on rocks at midnight during a thunderstorm, but who's to say they won't make it? mod.day
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,734 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
The Boy Is Strange by For Esme reviews
Nearly 5 years later, I've finally finished this story. A short, fluffy story originally started as a one shot song fic. SpotOC.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 3/13/2004 - Spot C. - Complete
Penis Doctor by real elmo reviews
One shot about Robin having a 'problem' and him meeting someone who understands. One shot; really quick! Enjoy
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Robin, Slade - Complete
Debauchery in the Pet Store by biloandbiggles reviews
Spot. Jack. One very gay pet store. What can a poor Irish boy do? Slash, rated T for safety. AN: bilo you cannot name things so crappily, you really can't.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Spot C., Jack K. - Complete
Snowfall by Falco Conlon reviews
It was very apparent that Spot Conlon did not share Race's faith in a higher being and getting him to compromise could prove to be impossible. That was the thing about dating Spot, he came accompanied with a whole lot of pride.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
I Could Die for the Words that You Say by Ramarama reviews
A collection of oneshots taken from the course of Race and Spot's relationship. Contains wit, insanity, angst, fluff, tears, fears, laughter, hott men, pointless drabbles, really great writing, and most importantly, lots and lots of Sprace. NEW AGAIN!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,988 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Racetrack H., Spot C.
Frenzy by AngelicToxin reviews
“Foot! First my eye, now my foot. Ow!” Singing card opening, grapefruit analogies, lingerie exploration and minor toy injuries abound. Implied slash, numerous pairings.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Dutchy, Spot C. - Complete
ENNIS, WAIT A MINUTE by Donna McIntosh reviews
What if Jack and Ennis never parted after coming down off that mountain.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,860 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Convincing by mission impossible reviews
I got this image of Spot looking for his hat and this is the result. Don't ask. please read and review.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Spot C. - Complete
Green Fields of France by AngelicToxin reviews
After World War I, Spot Conlon finds his world torn apart. All his friends, everyone gone. But above all, the one who never knew, is gone. In a letter, Spot tells this person about how it has changed, how it will never be the same. Fluffy Sprace.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
Newsie Slash by passionate fire reviews
A girl sings about her love of slash pairings in the Newsie Fandom, to the tune of Santa Fe.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Whiskey Lullaby by Musical.Midget413 reviews
What happens when a simple misunderstanding leads to the death of our favorite leader of Brooklyn? I stink at summeries, by the way. Songfic, SpotOC.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Spot C. - Complete
Face the Strange by PadfootStripQuidditch reviews
ONESHOT. George sat about the Burrow that afternoon alone with his twin’s wife that had a rather large, protruding, round belly that indicated she was an honest to God nine months pregnant. George...my water broke. A FredOC story with a bit of George.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2007 - George W., OC - Complete
Dreams by I'm Not Psychotic. I'm Gifted reviews
Jack's had a long day, and decides to take a nap. [SpotJack slash.] [oneshot]
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Spot C., Jack K. - Complete
Cxck and Bull Story by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
-"I'm never gonna let anyone do that to me!" Zoro exclaimed. SxZ. Complete
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Spot's Lullaby by Seaver42 reviews
Short little OneShot. It's Hush Little Baby, Brooklyn Style.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Spot C. - Complete
It's Guy Love by RogueWarrior869 reviews
A parody of the Scrubs song JD and Turk sang. No official pairings. At a town there's a festival and Gojyo and Hakkai team up and sing this song.Sanzo and Goku are in the audience. All due to a question. No oc's. Brief innuendo.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Just a Friendly Wager by stress reviews
Mush and Race make a simple wager over something that has plagued us all at one time or another.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Racetrack H., Mush - Complete
Christmas With Da Newsies by incendiary-wit reviews
Actually written in September, go figure. Slash of the Javid, Sprace, and Blush kind. Enjoy and Merry WhateverYouCelebrate!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
Quality Time by MiniBerry reviews
Starfire and Raven spend some old fashioned girl time in the shower, Cyborg and Beast Boy want in, and Robin is just awkward. A good time is had by all.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Starfire, Raven - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Alive and Kicking by Two-Bits reviews
SLASH and HET TwoBits runs a cafe. Featuring flamer!Spot and his boyfriend, straight!Race. Teen drama abounds.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005
My Name is Mary Sue by Rustie73 reviews
I’ve been informed that my summary was too confusing. Here’s the new one. THIS IS SLASH. SPRACE and JAVID SLASH. THIS IS A MARY SUE PARODY.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,406 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Racetrack H., Spot C.
Insomnia by Banisters reviews
Spot can't sleep. A visit to the doctor helps him discover that he doesn't have a sleeping problem, but a problem with Racetrack. [SpacetrackSprace Slash][One shot]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
RollerCoaster Fun by crutchysgal reviews
A funny dialogue between my fav. couple, Spot and Race. Just plain fluff.SpotRace and a mention of BlinkMush. You should read the fan fic Survey SAYS by SpecsGlasses to understand the whole new dog thing. REVIEWS PLEASE!I NEED REVIEWS TO SURVIVE!
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
Something in the Water by Life is Pandemonium reviews
there's something in the water over in Brooklyn. how will Jack use this to his advantage?... really random story... oneshot
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
Tubing by Emanoma reviews
Sunscreen, swimming trunks, towel, 50 dollars. Bringing your whiny boyfriend tubing... priceless. Oh, the joy of long distance relationships and camping trips. All dialogue, takes place in New Hampshire or someplace with a lake
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
Strawberry Day by Rustie73 reviews
Summary: Racetrack invites Spot to dinner and convinces him to try strawberries for the first time. This is a oneshot that grew into three chapters. Humor, Language, SLASH SpotRace
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
Close, But No Cigar by Charlie Bird reviews
Spot Conlon's feet were cold, and he knew just who to blame for it. [SpRace]
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
What To Do by VioletFauxpa reviews
Romance hits Beast Boy and Cyborg hard, and now that a strange woman has appeared, what will become of the Titans, and what will happen to Beast Boy and Cyborg? Yaoi! BeastBoyXCyborg...
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,397 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Beast Boy, Cyborg
I Will Always Remember by 0'EmeraldEyes'0 reviews
It's always the little things we remember ... when we're in love. Just a bit of Spot fluff.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Spot C. - Complete
Who We Were, Who We Are by Sev-chan reviews
Mod Day. Shawn & Anthony had a connection to each other not a normal one & not a pleasnt one. Both having abusive parents just seemed to make them friends. Shawn's parents finally split up Anthony doesn't take it too well, they're only kids.Years later Sh
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
In Love There Shouldn't Be War by Orange Socks and Polka Dots reviews
What happens when Spot Conlon and Joe Pulitzer Junior fall for the same girl? Well, you'll just have to read to find out.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,752 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2006 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Spot C., Jack K. - Complete
Incarceration by Utopia Today reviews
Just because you've always wondered why I spent last Christmas in jail. One shot, Merry Christmas!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Spot C. - Complete
Titans Go To Lowes by VeelaChic reviews
Lowes Knows. Random. BBRae, Robstar.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2005 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Complete
Cereal Tastes Better With A Side Of Fluff by Two-Bits reviews
Ah, the power of cereal! A series of currentlymeaningless ficless. SLASH! COMPLETE!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
Blame it on the Dog by The Second Batgirl reviews
Everything would have been perfect if it wasn't for the dog. Featuring Mailman!Spot. [SpRace]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
Beautiful by Sprints 100 reviews
A nameless newsie and his friend have a discussion about finding their perfect love. [One shot, pure fluff!]
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Complete
Sorry Doesn't Cut It by Hopscotch and Link reviews
Spot Conlon doesn't apologize. Ever. This time, he does. But sometimes, even for him, sorry doesn't say enough. [Slashy one-shot]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
To Get To First Base by Charlie Bird reviews
Spot is suddenly aware of the feel of his clothes against his skin, of the heat of the car that presses down around them, and of the warmth of Race's palm on his fingers. [for the Refuge's Spring Slash Trade]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
Proceed With Caution by Poison Ivory reviews
Spot's been acting oddly, and Race isn't taking it lying down. (Pun SO intended.) The prequel to No Smoking. A wee bit of language, punching, and angsty kissage! (Oh, and SLASH, if you haven't already figured that out.)
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005
Are These Yours? by Kitsune Plume reviews
[Teen Titans] Cyborg finds something shocking in the dryer...
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2005
It's The Spot by moseph reviews
Ah, the boys of Algebra 2.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Spot C., Kid Blink - Complete
Mornings by Dramashark reviews
Murphy hates waking up early.
Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Published: 2/21/2005
Promise Me by Hopscotch and Link reviews
[epilogue added] COMPLETE! "Promise me that you ain't gonna die like this." "I promise," Race whispered. The boy smirked as he closed his eyes. "Now was that so hard" (slash, language, violence)
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,436 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
William Shakespeare by Two-Bits reviews
FLUFF SLASH One-Shot Only PG-13 because it's slash. Miss Larkson is a twisted fiend.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Five Ways to make Spot Conlon smile by The Second Batgirl reviews
Nobody wants to make Spot smile anymore. [an answer to parkranger's challenge]
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Spot C. - Complete
Snowstorm by shortie is back reviews
Cavity-inducing Sprace fluff within! "The snow is kinda like me. I feel like that sometimes, like I’m falling, and just when I’m about to land somewhere solid and safe I get blown in another direction."
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2005
A Christmas Story by Kat097 reviews
Its nearly Christmas and Raven is far from jolly. What has made her so antiChristmas? Will Beast Boy ever stop baking Christmas snacks? Will Starfire stop mourning the death of a tree? Raveast, StarRob and CyborgOC.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,758 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Haggan Daz by Two-Bits reviews
SLASH One-Shot The Village spoilers! Racetrack works at Haggan-Daz, and Spot likes to annoy him.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Complete
Laughter by Lynx18 reviews
Spot and Race decide to take a break from surfing. SLASH (warning mature content)
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2004
Survey SAYS! by SpecsGlasses reviews
The Newsies send each other those stupid surveys that people always fill out about themselves! What will we discover? Modern day fic, slash
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,629 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 9/22/2003
Sleepover by Trolley reviews
Challenge response for week 2. I don't really like it, but maybe you will. When Race hosts an all-night guys party, who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? Apparently I do, since I wrote the fic. Heh. R&R, kiddies...
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2004
Now Playing by The Second Batgirl reviews
Never underestimate the power of a bad sequel... [Blink week entry, BlinkMush, pointless fluff]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Kid Blink, Mush - Complete
The Men of Confidence by Buttons14 reviews
Slash. SpRace. As college roommates Spot and Racetrack both struggle with their feelings and what they were taught. A followup of my song fic 'I Think I Love You'. R&R!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,643 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Spot C., Racetrack H. - Complete
Tardy by Soaker reviews
SLASH one-shot. Race shook his head again, trying to clear his thoughts. This was important and he was daydreaming about them spending time together sorting crayons. (read and respond)
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Complete
The Lament for Spot Conlon by its-never-lupus reviews
[RaceSpot]Very cute, very fluffy SLASH! Please don't read if you're easily offended, it'd make me sad to get a flame! Anyways, please RR! Enjoy!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
As Long As You're Mine by Script reviews
R for sex and language. A One-shot song fic between Spot and my girl Fighter, after she requested a song fic to cheer her up. Please R&R.
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Complete
I'll Never Tell by SpRace Cake reviews
Race and Spot sing a little ditty to each other about everything that's never supposed to be said out loud. [written by Gothic Author and The Second Batgirl]
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/22/2004
BeoRace: The Epic by Gryffin Parker reviews
Racehas been charged with an epic quest: to do the laundry of the Newsboys or to die in the attempt. Will he make it? Will the kingdom survive? Will Prince Jack and Princess Davey ever leave their bedroom? Find out in this epic story!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2004
MultiColored Eggs by pancakesareking reviews
SLASH [RaceSpot] Just a late Easter fic. Spot in a bunny suit, and some multi-colored eggs in the fridge. Give it a read.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2004
Mr and Mrs Bickerson by pancakesareking reviews
SLASH[SpotRace] Spot, the colorblind blond, and Race, the Italian cutey. Poking, kissing, and bickering ensues. Not to mention a substantial amount of humor.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2004
It Always Gets Better by Braids21 reviews
SLASH (SpotRace) COMPLETED! Modern-day. Spot's the new kid... after he finds out Race's reputation, will he still befriend him? READ n REVIEW plz!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
One Thing by Caroline Gottschalk Jackson reviews
One shot song fic. (SpotRace) Yeah, so it's my first slash fic. It's based on Finger Eleven's ONE THING. Donno how else to do a summary for it...
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Complete
The Perks of Transferring Schools by pancakesareking reviews
Slash[SpecsDutchy, SpotRace] Dutchy is new in school, and Specs is there to help out.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2004
Flurry by Inquisitive reviews
Then he saw something else, pure unbridled lust dancing with the firelight trapped in those beautiful sapphire orbs.' SLASH SpotRace
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 12/4/2003
Popping The Question by pancakesareking reviews
[Slash] RaceSpot. AU.Race might move, and Spot will do anything to make him stay.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2004
Valentine's Day for Dummies by pancakesareking reviews
[Slash] SpotRace...Spot visits Race on Valentines Day
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/8/2004
Lucky by pancakesareking reviews
[Slash] RaceSpot...Side story to "Bursting the Figurative Bubble", featuring Race and Spot and a day at the races.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2004
Extra, Extra! by pancakesareking reviews
[Slash] SkittsSnitch and RaceSpot. Just a short little snippet that I don't really think has anything to do with the title.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2004
Towards Hell by Sunlight-Spider Monkey reviews
Modern day SLASH! BlinkMush SpotRace future SnitchSkittery and SpecsDutchy
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,229 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 9/25/2003
I'll Be Home For Christmas by Dakota-Jones reviews
Four one shots, pure fluffy slash, dedicated to the soldiers fighting in Iraq. Four stories each about a soldier and his love back home, and the utter devotion to fighting for those they love...SpecsDutchy, MushBlink, RaceSpot and SnitchSkittery
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2003 - Published: 12/5/2003
Cassie and Vinnie by Hellmanns reviews
Looks like the producers decided to ditch Janine and add Cassie! Good news for Katie...does she have a crush on her costar? Uh, SHYAH!
Doogie Howser, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 10/10/2003
I Like Peaches by Sinhe reviews
Peaches: fuzzy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Yummy all over. SLASH! DutchySnoddy fluff.
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Complete
Spot Conlon and the Porcelin tub of boilin' wata by Gryffin Parker reviews
Why did Spot really want a porcelin tub of boilin' water? Maybe this is why... SLASH- SpotJack Enjoy!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2003
Snipe's birthday by Nakaia Aidan-Sun reviews
Slight slash BlinkMush & SpotRace It's Snipe's bithday!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Complete
There's more to life than Brooklyn by shinigami nanoda reviews
“Ooh. So they’re in denial.” Jack got an evil glint in his eye. “Whadda ya say we do something about it? Ya know, help them out a little.” Spot/Race for Funkiechick!
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2003
Cloudy by Funkiechick reviews
"In a way, he has the power over me, and I don't have anything on him. He knows what I'll do. Him, I have no clue." PG-13" Swears, Innuendo, SLASH. Spot/Race R&R
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2003
Unexpectability by Isabelle Gibson reviews
Katherine is a simple girl that works in a bakery. Kit is the feisty newsgirl mascarading as a boy. will Spot be able to put two and two together?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2003
Spot's Kilt by Bottles reviews
Spot gets drunk. Specs and Dutchy get brave.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Specs, Dutchy - Complete
Daze by Amireal reviews
You have one of those days? (Slash warning, nothing major, but there will be smoochies)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/8/2003
Sealed with a Kiss by ali was already taken reviews
**Finished**A straight up fluffy Spot romance - Blush and Spot have been best friends forever - but what if they were something more? [ dont read. its terrible. believe me. *shudder*]
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,760 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/9/2002 - Published: 11/25/2002
Late Night by Shimmerwings reviews
Jack's tired this morning. Race wonders why. Very vague implied J/D slash.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2002
I Can Hear the Bells by Mondie reviews
Goofy little songfic about me and my best friend Kimi, and our insane love for Spot and Mush. Song is from the musical Hairspray. I was bored last night and wanted to write fluff.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/27/2002
Story of Star by Moth Stafu reviews
*COMPLETE!!!* Star tells her friend about some of her past, while she deals with her problems in the present. *COMPLETE!!!*
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,128 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2002 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Complete
All's Fair in Love and War by Rhianne reviews
Jack finds his little sister and all of the newsies are more than willing to befriend her, especially Spot. Which newsie will dare risk Jack's wrath by seeing his sister? Complete
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/27/2001 - Complete
Who Spiked the Punch? by Rune1 reviews
What were to happen if our Padawan's drink was spiked instead of Qui-Gon's? ...chaos, of course. note: some slash involved
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/2/2001
Bardock's Journal by The Grim Wombat reviews
Bardock starts keeping a journal of his everyday life.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2000
Bubble Bath by Starlit007 reviews
Slash. Obi-Wan plans a night of seduction, but plans can always change...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2000
Obi, My One True Lifebond Love: A Slash Parody by Some Jedi Girl reviews
A parody. A precious tale of two Jedi in love.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/1999
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Of Literacy and Love reviews
Something happened. Nothing was turning out like it should have. Bardock was supposed to die, but when he is able to get away from death, he is thrown into something even more exciting than death. Bardock meets you, a writer, and you can only hope that you can help this strange man fit into his new future. *Disclaimer- I do not own DBZ or you*
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Bardock
Don't Stand So Close to Me
*Song Fic*OCxSpot*OOC-ness* A student is falling for a new teacher, and vice-versa. WARNINGS: Corny Ending,Language,Lemon,and Statutory,Don't like,don't read... But please read!and Rate! Diclaimer:I own nothing but my OC, I make no money off this, so yea
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Spot C. - Complete
Always in the Rain reviews
Disclaimer:I do Not own Newsies. Spot is watching the rain fall and memories are flowing back to him about a certain someone. but will she ever come back? WARNING: LEMON CONCENTRATE
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Spot C. - Complete