Hi my name is Maui Girl, and I love TF animated, TF the movie version, Sailor Moon, Shaman King, Bleach, and the list goes on and on.

The reason I joined FF.NET is because I saw allot of good stories that weren't updated because NO ONE REVIEWED. And because I get ticked off easily I said To hell with that! I'm joining and reviewing. Reviews make people happy!

DRAGON PRIDE METER:
100
If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover
Stick This On Your Page!

Everyone has skelletons in their closest, I just have enough guts to take it out, dress it up, and show it off!

Favorite Quotes:

O is for on the dark side! Cause we have some fresh cookies! Cookies! WOO!! Ryan Higa

Wait let me put these damn cupcakes down! My friend Renee

Yeah that's Richie. Static Shock

This is all the power I have left use all that you can. Helios

Welcome to Wal Mart get your shit and get out... Have a nice day. Walter, from Jeff Dunham

Dude you called me a worm three times. How could I not get it? Gear

We will honor your request, but if I may say this. What if we leave, and you're wrong? Optimus Prime, Revenge of the fallen

Why's everyone lookin at me? Why's everyone always lookin at me!? Bumblebee

I fell in a bucket of paint. Friend Lesoni

Oh gosh! Best friend Juel!

Uncle! Jamie Lloyd

Sure it is! First it gets hot. Then it gets steamy and then it goes ding! Peanut

My parents are so stupid.d LOL, hey here's a picture of my foot. Jeff Dunham

She screams screw you and I yell bight me! Walter

Chiuaua's have freakishly huge ears?! Zack

Ohmmm ohmmm. Cut it out.. Cody

Greater good? I am your wife! I am the the greatest good you are ever gonna get!! Honey, from the Increbiles.

When life gives you a hard time. Slap it. HARD. In da FACE! Me

I'm more of a lop it's head of and take it down with an AXE kind of girl. Astrid

Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile... Hiccup

You only won because your boyfriends daddy let you win Snotlout

Scablouts only looking out for you Astrid, besides, if we let you in there, and you get hurt. Hiccup will NEVER forgive us! I forgot... it was from the video game though.

Ooh! Ooh! He hit on teacher and got served? Robin/Dick Grayson

It's never been about not needing you, it's been about not loosing you. Batman

So how's Egypt?
What? I'm not in Egypt.
Oh! I thought you were in Egypt since you're knee-deep in denial. Me and my inner self.

It's ingenious! It's inGINIOUS! It's... It's a genies a$$! FLuffeetalks

Reason I joined FF:

For quite a while I have been reading story after story and been inspired, when ever I got the chance I wrote my own stories on appleworks, after a while of collecting my stories on my computer my mom let me have a ff page and here I am! Yay!

About me:

HI! I shall now bore you with some random facts about my life!

1. I like chicken

2. I have a teacher with A.D.D

3. My agriculture teacher once took his class to Lowes and they missed advisory and lunch

4. My friend Lesoni fell in a bucket of paint

5. My favorite color is purple

6. I stray away from topics

7. My first dance was during Halloween.

8. I go to a Charter School

9. I read allot of Secret Saturns fanfictions because she's awesome

10. Alice Cullen 123 and I are related

11. One of my favorite couples is Helios and Chibiusa

12. Prowl is my favorite autobot

13. Blitzwing is my favorite decepticon

14. I have five guy friends and three female friends

15. I once took Creative Writing

16. I have two teachers named Daniel, but one calls himself Dan and the other just goes with Daniel

17. I don't eat fishy!

18. I have three Oc's for Bleach. And they're triplets

19. I used to scream every time I saw Michael Myers the serial killer now I go "come on Michael stab her in the face!"

20. I am in love with the movie How to train your dragon (laugh all you want I don't care)

If you believe that sasuke and sakura are meant to be together and karin should die, copy and paste this 2 your profile

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I wish I wasn't superstitious...

Just a message to everyone out there:

Mou dareka no tame janakute
Jibun no tame ni waratte ii yo

You don't have to force, your smiles for anyone
It's okay to smile for yourself...

If others pressure you to do something you don't like doing then just say no, don't go along with it to make someone else happy. You don't have to fake a smile for anyone. Remember it's okay.

To smile for yourself.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you believe in this saying, and side note, the chain started here on Maui Girl 808's page. No self claiming please. Thank you. Spread the word.

Upcoming Stories:

Don't judge a book by it's cover

(Bleach)

The one person I thought would never hurt a fly has taken everything I loved. My brother, his wife, their daughter, my mother, my father, many of my fellow captains, the lieutenants, my squad and anyone else who has got in his way. This has taught me something never, under no circumstances, ever, judge a book by it's cover.

Look to the past

(Bleach)

Nel, Sora, and Kokoro are the triplets of Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kuchiki one day the three are called to squad 12 without explanation being obedient children the go to see Mayuri, only to be thrown into a strange machine and into a time when their parents were in high school, a time that they should never have been in. Can these three figure out how to get home before their past parents find out their secret? Or will Mayuri get beaten to a pulp when he can't figure out how to get them home?

Insults mean I love you

(Bleach)

Ichigo always calls Rukia "midget" but what does he really mean when he calls her that?

The parent trap

(Shaman King)

Yoh and Hao were twins seperated at birth their parents divorced long ago and never got the two twins together, but now at a eight week summer camp the two twins finally meet, and with devious little minds, scheme up a way to get the family they've always wanted.

(Based on the movie "The Parent Trap")

List your top twelve favorite bleach characters in no order

1. Sode No Shirayuki

2. Hanatarou

3. Uliquiorra

4. Neliel

5. Yoruichi

6. Unohana

7. Hinamori

8. Suzumebachi

9. Byakuya

10. Rukia

11. Uryuu

12. Yumichika

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No and I don't plan to...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Umm I'm a girl so yeah, akward...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Oh weird! Imaginable and cute for the first five seconds but, weird, and kind of disturbing...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah Blossoming Passion, the meeting of Byakuya and his wife Hisana

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Uhh. Maybe. No i'm sorry no. At least I don't think so...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five Nine! It's more realistic.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hinamori would be more traumatized than she already is. O.O

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic?

Rukia feeling sorry for Ulquiorra brings him back to life so he can live as a shinigami, what she didn't expect, was to fall in love with the 4th espada

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I don't think so.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic

Um, Breakups are tough, friends are tougher?

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

What does that even mean?

12) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Three het?

No

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No TT

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No why would they?!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Ichigo? I DON'T KNOW!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Sweet Little Bumblebee

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Yumichka abuse and allot of weird crap...

18) What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

Doctor I got a cut on my lips, can you kiss and make it better? (Don't ask -_-)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

He'd say: I don't care, I don't want to get involved.. No matter how strange it is..

20) How emo is Seven?

Well seeing as how she just got stabbed by her cousin because they were all tricked by her former captain. I'd say on a scale of one to ten. Forty

This are things I hate so do you're part to stop homophobia and racism as well as stereotypes

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. (love is love no matter what if its what makes them happy we have no right to be hateful to them)

"Hey" The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism. (Its foolish we are all people and there for we should treat others as we want to be treated.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma, HikariTenshiYamiTenshi, Funny Stuff, YaoiLover1995, Maui Girl 808

98 percent of worldwide teenagers would scream in sheer terror if the Jonas Brothers jumped off the empire state building. Repost this if you're the two percent that would bring lawn chairs, pop corn, snacks, and soda and yell "DO A BACK FLIP!" Then place your name on the list. Maui Girl 808.

Gonna shout it from the mountaintops
A star is born
It's a time for pulling out the stops
A star is born
Honey, hit us with a hallelu
The kid came shining through
Girl, sing the song
Come blow your horn
A star is born

He's a hero who can please the crowd
A star is born
Come on ev'rybody shout out loud
A star is born
Just remember in the darkest hour
Within your heart's the power
For making you
A hero too
So don't lose hope when you're forlorn
Just keep your eyes upon the skies
Ev'ry night a star is
Right in sight a star is
Burning bringt a star is born

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheels as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. (Depends on who's playing)
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high-school football games. (Mainly because my cousin and I love messing up the cheerleaders routines.)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Only if they aren't falling)
It's kinda weird to have sleep-overs with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night. (During the Winter, or when I'm somewhere cold.)

Total: 20

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink a lot.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall. (I like hanging out at Borders XD)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shoer, get dresses, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (I don't SMILE . . . I smirk. Big Difference.)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (I don't count my shoes, that's just weird, but I own a lot of (broken) flip-flops/slippers)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
used to play with dolls as a kid. (I didn't play with them...)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (Depends who it is.)
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 6

Winner: MY BOY SIDE!

Murphy's 15 Other laws...

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today