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Joined 12-21-09, id: 2186534, Profile Updated: 03-28-11
Author has written 12 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Star Trek: 2009, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Soul Eater.

Okay guys, I don't know how long this error thing is going to last but it's been here since 3/24/11 I hope it's resolved soon. If you know any ways to make it go poof, i'd be much obliged...

SAKUTADA IS MY FRIEND! HER STORY HOWEVER SIMILAR TO MINE IS OK SHE IS NOT A THEIF! WE WORKED ON THIS TOGETHER! THAT IS HER VERSION OF THE STORY!

So is another version of my Xion/Ashlex fan fic. Yep. That was an RP She came up with half and i came up with half. She wants to post it on her account also, so give her some support!

HI...

Name: THat's why I have a pen name

Age: Who wants to know?

Occupation:Writer

Facorites anime: Fullmetal Alchemist and Kingdom Hearts

Dislikes:... TWILIGHT!

Likes: Too many to name

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, eating, sleeping, soccer, music

I was born in the month of Saix

I was born on the day of Larxene

I was born in the year of Demyx, Vexen

(DO you get it?)

COOKING IS SEVERLY OVER RATED!! (Just FYI)

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My life is simple LOL jk, you haven't met Axel by iVanillelay reviews
It all began from the moment he walked into that room; apple red hair, jaded green eyes,chiselled fa- 'You are totally stripping him naked with your eyes, you sly dog you.' And thus was the moment my life became complicated. AkuNami & Slight CloudxNaminé. Also many other pairings!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,489 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Naminé, Axel
Polar Opposites by iVanillelay reviews
"In all seriousness though," She said, a curious expression settling on her face, "How do you guys do it?" I simply just grinned, "Honestly? I have no fucking idea," AU, AkuNami. One-shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Naminé, Axel - Complete
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Heir of Gryffindor by TomRiddleCrazy reviews
Krista feels as though her life is not real. Is there a reason for that? Is there a reason why she is going to Hogwarts with the Heir of Slytherin? She'll find out more about the heir that nobody knows. Even than the Slytherin Heir himself knows?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 47,889 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Warning: crack, retardedness, and humorEnjoy by anonymous-ninja13 reviews
Humor, crack, awkwardly funny situations. quick little drabble-esque things to read that brighten up your day. Or, at the least, make you laugh. Reviews MUCH appreciated
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
100 Theme Challenge by Dance Of Flame
100 themes in however many days it takes me to finish them! Pairings, if any, characters, and genres differ with each theme. Ratings range from K-T. Warning: There will be shounen-ai. R&R please.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,047 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010
Bored by vocatai reviews
Axel's bored, and with nothing left to do, he decides to play a game with Demyx. Yeah, um, I suck at summaries...AkuDemy, Yaoi: Don't like, don't read! Rated T for now, but might change it to M later ;D
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,341 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Axel, Demyx
Bathroom CATastrohpies by beemanic reviews
CRACK. AU: Xion really didn't like cats. Or at least, that's what she tried to tell the very attractive, and very much naked man now squished awkwardly in her bathtub. -Various Pairings-
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Xion, Axel
karma by Pineapple Moon reviews
karma is a dish best served cold or in this case hot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
How Scar Stole Christmas by Hyperthia reviews
Well, he doesn't exactly steal it, so to speak. Rather, he just blows everything up... *shrugs* Complete and utter CRACK. Do not take seriously. Rated for Language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Scar - Complete
Password? by Spade.Writes reviews
Axel hates computers. [Oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Axel - Complete
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Kingdom Hearts: Destruction of Darkness reviews
Cenon's home gets destroyed by heartless, and a lolly wanderer named Ade comes to her rescue. He wants to get rid of the impending darkness, but he doesn't know where it came from, except that his old mentor might have something to do with it.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2013
A Painful Past reviews
Old memories resurface when Kirk receives a strange transmission. One shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Strange Meetings reviews
What would happen if Edward Elric the fullmetal Alchemist met Edward Cullen the Vampire? What would happen if Jack Skellington had a strange encounter with a strange man in the woods? What would happen if Death the Kid ran across Nico D'Angelo in the underworld? And so much more!
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Jack Skellington, Edward E.
Soul Eater takes on the Chunin Exams reviews
Exams are closing in but Maka and Soul something to do. Stein poses the perfect option: a mission into Konaha village where supoosedly a Keishan is forming. The group will have to enroll into teh chunin exams to locate the Keishan before it is too late.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011
Kingdom Hearts: Galaxy Anime reviews
What happens next? Organization failed in the Disney Galaxy, time to move on, but to where? Now they journey to the worlds of our favorite Anime! I know that sucked
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,190 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010
New Generation reviews
The Oragnization died right? But what happens when the children's children's children of our beloved Organization meet and try to revive the organization?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,991 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/2/2010
The Diary of Axel and Roxas theNinja's? reviews
Axel wakes up and has no idea where he is. Xemnas has some idea that he and Roxas need "extra training" So where did he send them? Why Konaha of course!
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Axel
Switched Roles reviews
Axel has always had little innocent Roxas'back right? Well Roxas was forced into taking child development classes where he meets a misunderstood Kindergardener named Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
aXEL aND rOXAS rANDOMNESS reviews
Wanna get drunk off of randomness? Here's the place to be. Lot's of OOC. Do ENTER. MUAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHH
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Axel, Roxas
The Organization get a puppy reviews
Xion decides she wants to teach the Organization what having a heart really means by bringing in... A puppy! This won't go over well...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Xion - Complete
Friends reviews
Things are getting normal and the organization has gained a new member. What happens whan Xion tries to run away. Again.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Roxas, Xion
Transfers reviews
5 new transfer students show up and Ashel can't stand the red head.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Axel - Complete