Author has written 2 stories for Alvin and the chipmunks.
HEY! I am the crazy meat lover girl but my friends call me Diego. So thats how I got my penname! Lets hear about me huh?
Name: Do I seem stupid to you? If you answersed yes, your right but I AM NOT THAT stupid so I am only giving you my nickname/s which basically just include the name Diego in them since I'm an Ice Age lover and favourite character is Diego...I have no idea how that even works anyway, just call me Diego.
Age: I'm in high school
Country: Australia and we do live in houses dumb asses.
About me: I seem stupid cause I act really dumb sometimes, I like to think I am loyal to my friends that have proven their loyalty to me. I hate people who kill just for the fun of it, some people dont get me cause I hate people who kill and I eat meat but they dont get is that I'm fine if you are killing an animal for food, thats life but for the fun of it, I wont tolerate it, I will not wear fur it is stupid since animals get skinned alive, thats just horrible. But if you DO kill for food, as long as it is quick for the animal, I'm fine with it. I am a huge animal lover through I mainly like cats more. Talking about cats, I dont get why people portray house hold cats as these animals that rip your place apart coz I have a cat who is a really good cat, she's just lazy XD if we do recairnate into animals when we die, I wanna be a household cat that is well looked after. What a life XD um I am obsessed with Harry Potter, Ice Age and Alvin and the Chipmunks, both the movies and the show also South Park, Glee and my favourite childhood movie and still is one of my faves is Beauty and the Beast XD I am weird and unique, I don't follow the crowd. I could care less about popularity. I wear glasses...cool glasses, not round ones, rectangular ones, why am talking about what type of glasses I wear? I am Australian so I am going to spell mum with a 'u' and put a 'u' in colour
My Dislike/hates: I really really really REALLY hate twilight, so please don't talk to me about it ok? just don't. I dislike Hannah Montanna/Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, Short Stack.
What I like/love: Alvin and the Chipmunks (both show and movies), Harry Potter (both the books and the movies!), Three Days Grace, Metro Station, Taylor Swift, Queen, Shania Twain, South Park, Glee.
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My favourite Alvin and the chipmunks characters in Order
Rules To Write ChipmunkFanfics: According to ChipmunkLover and Kitty Seville
1) They are brothers, nothing else.
2) They must always live with Dave.
3) They must always end up with the Chipettes. Alvin can hit on other girls, but he must end up with Brittany.
4) They cannot die.
5) They can have superpowers, but the color of the magic/ mystical zone has to be the same color as they're signature colors.
6) They can't die.
7) They can't be severly injured.
8) There cannot be any OCs. Only the Chipmunks, Dave, and the characters created my the Bagdasarians.
9) The Chipettes HAVE to live with Miss Miller.
10) If you kill them, thus violating numbers 4 and 6, you must bring them back. Also making it a horror story.
11) They can't be in horror stories
Alright, now you are entering THE twilgiht zone which = SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PATHETIC plus if we kill them, how are we gonna make it a horror story if we arent allowed to? I mean, you just being pathetic
12) You must have at least three jokes/gags in a chapter.
13) If you do a Chipmunk crossover, it must be with some other cartoon. Not live action.
14) If you have songs, they have to fit in the story. Not just be random.
15) The Chipmunks do not work for free. If you use them you must send Ross Bagdasarian 100 dollars by the end of the month, or else you'll die instantly.
16) Don't talk about the rules, don't tell people about the rules, don't even think about the rules
So...what was the point of this if we aren't going to think about the rules thus making us break them? YOU ARE POINTLESS JUST LIKE F-ING TWILIGHT (I HAVE ISSUES WITH THAT BOOK/MOVIE SHUT UP!)
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Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.
Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.
Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl m fingers and toes, and stretch my arms amd legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!
Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?
Every abortion is just..
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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If a fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware?
The thing I'm so gald I lost...is my mind =)
Why do people say choose the road less traveled? Cause if everyone does it then it becames the road everyone takes...so either way, if your religious take the road that will give you happiness! If your not religious, make your own damn road!
You Might Be An Author If...
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.(lolz thats not me, you know whos my favourite character cause i tend to kill them lolz)
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.(lolz soo me)
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.(Lolz me me me as well!)
16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when your writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.(lolz almost peed my pants because of it lolz)
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. (coughcoughFangcoughcough)
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. (yeah my pen...as in writing pen...umm that still didnt came out right...oh ew come.)
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. (more like 100 times)
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? (This is a question that has been asked a lot in my life, and then fanfic decided to do something about it...)
Opening Credits: Baby-Good Charlotte (kinda weird, it doesnt fit)
Waking Up: Dr.Satan-Rob Zombie (lolz not fitting)
First Day At School: The Carpel tunnel of love -Infinity on High (dunno this song)
Making Your New Best Friend: D-Mellodrone(dunno)
Falling In Love: Chop Suey- system of a down (again dunno)
Breaking Up: I want Candy- Good Charlotte (lolz total oppisite)
Prom: What I've done- Linkin Park (dunno, a little help please?)
Graduation: The power of love- Celine Dion (lolz so not)
Life's Okay: side of a bullet- nickelback (um I dont think so)
Death of a Close Friend: Secrets-Good Charlotte (umm it might fit if I found out all the secrets of the close friend before they died)
Mental Breakdown: Truth-Seether (fits...kinda)
Flashback: My bloody valentine- Good Charlotte (how many good charlotte songs do i have on my itunes!? I think this is better with Mental Breakdown and Truth would be better as flashback)
Getting Back Together: The Arms of Sorrow- Killswitch Engage (Umm maybe? I dont really know)
Birth of Child: The Truth- Good Charlotte (lolz definitly not)
Wedding Scene: Find me somebody to love- queen (nope good song though)
Car Accident: the river- good charlotte (dunno, help please?)
Final Battle: Empty-seether (sort of fits)
Death Scene: Tokyo Drift, six days, soundtrack fast andd furious (dunno)
Funeral Song: I guess your right- the posies (dunno)
End Credits: thriller- fall out boy (dunno)
Deleted Scenes: do you remeber- jay sean ft lil john and sean (ummm dont think so?)
Chance... one more: superbeast-rob zombie (ummmm i know this song but it does not fit)
Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.
1. How does the world see you?
Half mast-walking on a dream (Huh? dont know the song damnit)
2. Will you have a happy life?
numberred days-killswitch engage (ummm huh?)
3. What do people really think of you?
Good Morning revival- good charlotte (I KNEW IT!)
4. Do people secretly lust after you?
Behind closed doors- the suffer and the witness (ummm what?!)
5. How can you make others happy?
man in the mirror-michael jackson (would make the people in poverty happy XD)
6. How can you make yourself happy?
six days till sunday-rise against (lolz I do count the days down until sunday lolz im weird XD)
7. What should you do with your life?
Rude Boy-Rihanna (oh nice, I dont even like rihanna)
8. Will you ever have children?
foot loose- good charlotte (umm ?? also I am starting to get annoyed)
9. What is some good advice for you?
sweet home alabama- lynyrd skynyrd (umm no thanks)
10. What do you think your current theme song is?
Paper gangster- lady gaga (Umm I dont even like this song so i dont know)
11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?
your way with words is through- a day to remeber (lolz so true)
12. What song will play at your funeral?
I like that- static revenger (thanks alot people)
13. What type of men/women do you like?
sk8ter boy-avril lavigne (holy shit, i tend to like skater boys fucking hell)
14. What is your day going to be like?
One of the boys- Katy perry (thanks a lot)
15. Why are you here?
Party song-emery (so I can party on?? AWESOME!)
16. What will people remember you for?
Next Contest-Nickleback (this is mean =/)
17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?
Give me the meltdown-rob thomas (i dont even know this song)
18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?
Call me-Kevin little (to give me their number? because I lost it?)
19. What will this year be all about?
as beautiful as you- bn jovi (ummmm okkk)
20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Video phone- beyonce ft lady gaga (Umm ok)
21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
things i'll never say-avril lavigne (lolz sounds like my love life)
22. Your message to the world:
dont you know who i think i am-fall out boy (Lolz nice song XD)
23. Your deepest secret:
I have seen the rain- pink (Umm dunno)
24. Your innermost desire:
hairline fracture-rise against (ummm what?)
25. Your oldest memory makes you think:
the anthem-good charlotte (Ummm)
26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
money honey-lady gaga (Ummmm i think im gonna be sick)
27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
the price we pay-a day to remeber (umm alrightio)
28. Right now, your feelings are:
frostbite-parkway drive (yep)
29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:
rockin robin-michael jackson (hellz yeah)
30. You’d describe you best friend as:
they really dont care about us-michael jackson (Ummm she does kinda say that a bit)
31. Your friends describe you as:
the life of the party-jermine jackson & michael jackson (Umm ok)
32. In an elevator you are most likely to yell
misery business-paramore (probably will)
33. Your philosophy in life is:
wind it up- gwen stefani (umm dunno)
34. Your farwell message to the readers of this:
beat it-michael jackson (lolz isnt itunes and I mean?)
"Animorphs, idiot teenagers with a death wish." --Marco; Animorphs
"Cassie, Cassie, Cassie. When you start taking advice from Marco, the end of civilization is very near." --Rachel; Animorphs
"Sticking your tongue in an electrical socket is dangerous- not to mention painful." -Marco; Animorphs
"See? Still think my Idea is nuts? Wait a minute, it is nuts. What's the matter with me? Am I insane?" -Marco; Animorphs
"Jake? Do me a favor. Don't ever say 'so far, so good'. The only time anyone ever says 'so far, so good' is right before everything blows up in his face!"-Marco; Animorphs
"It's an alien toilet!" -Cassie; Animorphs
"So now what? Save the world? [looks around] Can we eat first?"-Marco; Animorphs
“Be sure and leave your brain to science when you die, Marco. After all, they’re the ones with the microscopes it’d take to find it.” ~ Rachel; Animorphs
“Marco, Marco, Marco. You do like to cling to your pathetic little dreams, don’t you?” ~ Rachel; Animorphs
“They think we’re intelligent. So, Marco, keep quiet. We don’t want them to learn the truth.” ~ Rachel; Animorphs
“Ax-man. Cardboard isn’t one of the major food groups, remember?”-Marco; Animorphs
“Ha-ha. And, free this month only, a bonus ha!"-Marco; Animorphs (I know, I really really really like Animorphs)
"You're telling me it's more relaxing for everyone if I just act like we're all going to die?" -Marco; Animorphs
"I want to hop on the cafeteria table and dance on somebody's Tater Tots until the hall monitor comes to drag me away." -Marco; Animorphs
"You are going to try and wipe out every guy who's cuter than you, Marco? That's half the human race. "-Rachel; Megamorphs #2
"The talking bird wants to know if getting information on the location of an alien from a whale, that you've just saved from sharks, by turning into dolphins...You're suggesting that's weird? "-Marco; Animorphs
"I can't believe you guys were doing all this while I was sleeping! Playing tag with some dust monster from Saturn? Rachel having amnesia till Marco plowed into her with a truck? Escaping from Visser Three's Blade ship? And I'm sleeping the entire time? No way! I missed all the fun." --Tobias; Animorphs
"Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out." Marco. BAM! BAM! BAM! "Okay, so it's four trash cans,"Marco. BAM! BAM! BAM! "Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!"Jake. -Animorphs
"I was scared. That simple: I was scared. But I was also scared of the others finding out I was scared. Weird, huh? Being scared and scared of people thinking you're scared."-Jake; Animorphs
“Salt! Salt! And grease! Greee-suh!”Ax; Animorphs