El Cuero
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Joined 12-22-09, id: 2186842, Profile Updated: 12-30-09
Author has written 4 stories for Futurama, Bible, Harry Potter, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

I am the El Cuero. Lovecraftian horror spins it's wicked webs through all my work, as well as my mind. I am insane and most hate Fan Fiction, including my own. The work on this site is some of my worst and I do not endorse reading it or getting within three feet of it.

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It's Blood, not Brains by ashes at midnight reviews
A collection of Spike/Drusilla one-shots. Set pre-series and during BtVS. Will include original scenes and those inspired by episodes of the series. Rated T. Complete. Thanks everyone who R R's!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,938 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Drusilla, Spike - Complete
The Inbetween Years by P.o.T.t.Y.F.a.N.x reviews
It's One and a Half Years after Voldemort fell. Ever wondered what happened in those inbetween years? Is Harry going to propose to Ginny? Maybe with unexpected help from Neville? How is George? Ginny? Ron? Hermione? and Teddy? Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Understatements by The Soapbox Writer reviews
To say that he hated those books was an understatement.
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Klaus B. - Complete
I Love You Too by Strawberry-Green-Girl reviews
A quick drabble.. Hope its not TOO sappy... Haha, enjoy! Rated T just in case
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Eywa's Will by VividInk reviews
Neytiri watches heartbroken as the other Na’vi females display their interest in Jake, aware that she is already betrothed & doesn’t stand a chance. But little does she know that Eywa has a different plan in mind for her and Jake. A Jake&Neytiri oneshot!
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Neytiri, Jake S. - Complete
No Mercy by MaddyObserved reviews
Olivia has a hard time trying to do her job, and doing the right thing. James/Sawyer isn't making it easy to accomplish. Rated T for Violence.
Crossover - Lost & Fringe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sawyer, Olivia D. - Complete
Dont look now by hirochick reviews
A crack, Song fic. Rodney's Momma's got her boobs out and naruto make a good match when it comes to Tsunade.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
30 Days After by LastLeg reviews
A virus has torn England apart. Now three women struggle to survive harsh living conditions while being held prisoner by a small group of former military soldiers. An extended alternate ending to the movie. Rating for language and adult content.
28 Days Later - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,185 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008
Heart on His Sleeve by Frostoria reviews
When guilt drove Draco Malfoy to live among Muggles, he accepted the fact that he might remain alone forever. Poring his life into research, he gave up on love until a Muggle girl showed him it's not over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Draco M., OC
Birthday Boy by Frostoria reviews
This is gonna be a helluva read, because it's Holden's 17th birthday. Find out how he feels about his relatives, school, and golden Rolexes.
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
Toxic Dreams by Quazie89 reviews
When Crysta starts having lustful dreams about Hexxus, she suspects something is very, very wrong!
Ferngully - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Crysta, Pips, Batty Koda, Hexxus - Complete
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Love for a Change reviews
Hermione decides to turn herself into a ditzy bimbo to win Ron's love. She becomes swept up in dark imaginings beyond her desires and is soon involved in one of Voldermorts dastardly plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Dark Knight: The Killing Joke reviews
Alan Moores classic tale of the Jokers origin revisited with the Joker seen in The Dark Knight in mind. A little tale of how all madness takes is a little push.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Death of Jesus, the Spider King reviews
Jesus Christ finds himself in a lowly bar where he argues with a rude bartender. Jesus becomes aware that he has no place in the modern world and, enraged, viciously attacks the bartender, with unforeseen consequences.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Darker, Darker reviews
Leela is suffering from insomnia. Her mind is decaying, and her will is slowly cracking. She fears, but cannot know, that her insomnia is leading to the birth of a darker Leela.
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/25/2009 - T. Leela