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Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.
Carlisle's the wisest.
Esme's the most caring.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous!

"I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms
around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex.
Just sleep together, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked
the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I
was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room
and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain,
I was drizzle and she was hurricane."

In this profile you find (In correct order):

- Story Pictures
- Name-thing
- Life Thing
- Crazy Is when You -thing
- Book Addicted
- Random Sayings
- 50 Things You Didn't Know About Me Until You Read This
- 100 Random Things About Me!
- Normal People VS. Twilight Fans
- Love These Sayings
- To Every Guy
- Smart Ass Comments
- Other Sayings
- "You Know You're An Autor If-" -thing
- Test: "Who Are You're Rolemodel?"
- The Cullen's _ing you since _
- Reading Ability
- The Sad Corner
- 10 Comments Of A Teenager
- Motorcycle thing that we all "aww"ed to
- Twilight-Mix
- Wish Upon A-... What Did We Wish Upon?
- Girly Talking
- Quiz
- Copi And Paste Crap
- Things I've Heard In My Life
- Funny Quotes
- Goodbye



Isabelle, (but some call me Bella)

2 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
=Isaizzle, or Belizzle(The Belizzle one was quite funny actually, the other one just sound rather stupid.)

3 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
= Blue-raccoon (WTF?)

4 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
= Amalie-Pu*ardsg*de (the *'s are for protection of... Well anyone!) (O.o) Well Amalie is not my real middle name, but it's just some joke a friend of mine and I made and it just stuck with me)

5 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
= Bacis, or Bacbe (They both sound just plain weird, but I guess Star Wars is just plain weird xD )

6 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
= RedApplejuice... (I cannot believe this...)

7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
= They do not have any middle names..

8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)
My big cat: Bloody-Hector
My little cat: Bloody-Mini Miss (Weird name Mini miss... Well it was my mother who made it..)

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

(I made a playlist with my songs first, because my stepfather have quit many songs that I don’t know what are, so..)

Opening Credits: Rock’N’Roll Train – AC/DC

Waking Up: So What – Pink

First Day At School: Stephen – Ke$ha

Falling In Love: Just Dance – Lady Gaga

Fight Song: Sleazy – Ke$ha

Breaking Up: Boys Boys Boys – Lady Gaga

Prom night: The Fame – Lady Gaga

Life: Should’ve Said No – Taylor Swift

Mental Breakdown: The Best Day – Taylor Swift

Driving: Who Am I Living For – Katy Perry

Flashback: Ur So Gay – Kary Perry

Getting back together: This Is How It Goes Down – Pink (I imagine myself walking up the porch to his house, and then we talk loudly and break out into kissing.. Oh and I also imagined him as Jasper!)

Wedding: Mary’s Song – Taylor Swift (That’s SO sweet!)

Birth of Child: Get This Party Started – Pink (What?.. The songs “for” the baby, or what?)

Final Battle: Funhouse – Pink (I’m thinking that’s he’s death, and I run around the house in sadness..)

Funeral Song: Untouchable – Taylor Swift

Final Credits: Monster – Lady Gaga

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claimyou can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!). Crazy is when you claim to hear music through your nose and promptly hold an earphone to your nose and sing the song. Then your friends try it on their knee. Crazy is when you start a conversation with your computer, and when someone catches you talking, you say "the voices say my computer will give me the key to eternal doughnut apples" and promptly go back to the one-sided conversation. Crazy is when you look into space, sitting indian-style on your bed, and your favorite song starts playing in your head and when try to get up quickly you just end up falling. Then you shout, "Stupid legs!"...and then bust out dancing to 'Vanilla Ice Ice Baby'. Crazy is when you fall while dancing alone in your room, then look around to see if anybody saw, and then, when seeing nobodies there, you dance on as if nothing happened.

Copy & Past:

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste into your profile

If you know someone that should be run over by a bus...copy and paste into your profile

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think guns help. If you stood there and said "BANG!" you wouldn't kill many people.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Don't judge a person before walking a mile in their shoes. That way, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes. LOL

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too

You Know You're a Book Addict If (Bold those that apply):

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (whoops...)

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time. (Example:"And I thought the point of my education was that violence is the answer.") (VA)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your phone.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (I’ve done that multiple times)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Kill Alice, and have Jasper ;)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional (But he's too cool not to be!!!)

You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.

You test your hand in sunlight to check and see if you're still (unfortunately) human.

You've closed your eyes and tried to morph into a wolf.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.


"Awwww You're So Cute When You're Mad!" "WELL I'M ABOUT TO GET ADORABLE !"

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (I call her "My Evil Twin" it was actually my mother who made it... She tough my friend Liv was like my own evil twin, so now she my evil twin! :D)

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, The Vampire Alchemist, Narutolovesme2 DancinAngel-love, BellaPlusCandyGivesAlice,

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 percent either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru,fruitsbasketangel OneSong05, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, julstimes2, E.Mahiru, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, The Vampire Alchemist, Narutolovesme2 DancinAngel-Love, BellaPlusCandyGivesAlice,


1, What color is your toothbrush?

Mostly pink with a white area.

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My cousins Kathrine, Christian, and Elisabeth :) Lovely people.

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping... Dreaming I was Kristen Stewart's bodyguard on my school, but I was just pretending that I was so that I could be closer to Kristen, real drama, cus we actually got quite good friends and I was terrified about the day I was gonna tell her I was just pretending to be her bodyguard to be closer to her... Awful..

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

I was on my computer looking for a Twilight RP, but I think I failed..

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

I must say anything chocolate!

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

No, not that I know of xD

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?
"What is "Vaskebjørn" in English?" (Vaskebjørn=Raccoon) I was asking my step dad, because Raccoon is my current favorite animal, so..

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

.. Strawberry :D

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Fanta Zero, at my grandmothers, with my cousins, ant, and mother :)

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yes! It's made of purple eel skin... Weird isn't it? I love weird things xD

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Some cake my grandmother had made.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Yes! I bought two t-shirts, and many socks in H&M here in Denmark :)

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Soccer… But VERY VERY short, I hate watching sports. And besides, I was just zapping on the TV.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

:O There's different flavors in popcorn?? O.o OMG!

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

Katja, one of my friends, but we call each other Barbara :)

16, Ever go camping?

Yeah, *shudders* Awful trip.. I hate sleeping in a tent, and I was also camping with small children who woke up in the middle of the night and very early in the mornings.. That was the last frking trip..

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

I'm confused about this one.. Do you mean like.. Pills, or just regular food? Because if you mean normal food then YES, everyday. My mother is very healthy... *Sighs*

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Nope! I think the last time I went to church was last year because my teacher tough it would give us inspiration! Gosh I hate that woman.. I get inspiration from books and movies!

19, Do you have a tan?

Yeah, I suck the color very strongly.. And for that I'm sad, I just want to be vampire-ish!

20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Changes from day to day… today I prefer pizza, but I also love Chinese! (And sushi, but that's Japanese, so it doesn't count! ^.^) (That wasn't actually me writing it, it was M. Cullen Hightopp, but I have the same opinion right now..)

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?


22, What did your last text message say?

It’s in Danish, you probably wouldn’t understand…

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

I'm going to school, I have the most awful classes on mondays... They suck.

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

Makeup, a mirror, a window, an old tower(We're talking hundreds of years old), poster(and many of them), MANY MANY MANY clips from magazines of the people from Twilight, three small cactus's, my green bed, a Twilight calender, and photos of my friends.

26, What color is your watch?

Soft pink, but I do not wear it. But I have a crystal one, from my dad (Madjid)

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Kangaroos, deserts, and my little sister Caroline who lives in Australia.

28, What is your birthstone?

I don't quite remember... I think it's *Googling* *Googling* "Dictionary" We're soon there! Garnet! In Danish it's Granat, so I didn't think you would understand that ;)

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Go in; I don’t have a car, and aren’t allowed to drive it either.

30, What is your favorite number?

7, because I loved being seven :D

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

... Erm... I-i... I can't remember! I think it's Katrin, one of my mother's friends.. But I only think so!

32, Any plans today?

Get as much Fanfiction done as possible, it's 06:35 in the evening, so... And I have to go to school tomorrow... So! *Sigh*

33, How many states have you lived in

I don’t live in The States, so my answer to that is no one.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

I'm cold.. And I'm afraid that my mother yells at me that supper is ready.. But I can't hear her if she's calling, (I'm hearing music)

35, Last song listened to?

I'm currently listening to One Of The Boys by Katy Perry, but before than... Pork And Beans by Weezer, awesome song :D

36, Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Nope. And if I would, it would start like this: Å - Ø - Æ... And I would panic because I can't anymore than that! (It's the last three letters in the Danish alphabet)

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No.. Although my stepmother is acting like one.. Sad, but true :(

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My red fake converse! I love them with all my hearth. But they're all ruined, almost brown and all... xD

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Yes, of course. It's in the human nature! But I can't come up with anything right now... x3

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I guess so... I mean come on! Who wouldn't!?... I'm kidding... I don't know if anyone's jealous of me, I really don't know..

41, Do you love anyone?

Do Jackson Rathbone/Jasper Hale count?

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Many of my mother's friends have children, and I also see them as my friends. They're younger than my mother, and I can talk like a grown up.. If I want to xD

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Well, I read on Fanfiction, I write on Fanfiction and I sleep!

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Not really… well, yeah, but I'm not mentioning anyone!

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Yeah.. But I make fun of it so it sound more like "HAALLOOUU!" or I make like a really long on where I say "Godmorning, yeah I'm saying good, because this morning is very good my dear, so if you would please say godmorning to me too that would be VERY good!" I kno... I'm crazy, and I like it!

46, What color is your car?

My mother and stepfather have a silver Ford Mondeo.

47, Do you like cats?

No, and yes... I have two, but they literally ruin my Twilight books and posters. Small demons I tell you, small demons!
But yeah.. I guess I love them anyway.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Well... The Cullen's, and now my BFF Kamille and Liv :) Both just as crazy as I :D

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

... What is Six Flags?

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I have one right on my stomach that just suddenly were there! I don't know how it came, but I guess it came last year.. Weird, I kno xD

100 Truths fill out copy and paste

Last beverage → a sandwich

Last phone call → friend

Last song you listened to → Let's Be Friends - Emily Osment

Last time you cried→ yesterday

Last text message → friend

Dated someone twice → No.

Been cheated on → Hopefully not.

Kissed someone & regretted it → Not exactly :/

Lost someone special→ Yeah

Purple, Blue, pink

Made a new friend → Yes

Fallen out of love → Yes

Laughed until you cried → Yeah, hehehe

Met someone who changed your life → Yes (:

Found out who your true friends were → You could say that...

Have you kissed your friend's list → ... Yes.

How many of your friends do you know in real life → Dunno!

How many kids do you want to have → At least two, kids are a handful!

Do you have any pets → Yeah, two cat.

Do you want to change your name → Not really..

What did you do for your last birthday → Ugh, had a dinner with 'family'.

What time did you wake up today → 8:30..

What were you doing at midnight last night → I was trying to sleep, I think (:


Last time you saw your father→ 2008... So that's like three years ago.

What's one thing you wish you could change→ I wish I could change the fact that I can't time travel xD

Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → I THINK xD

What's getting on your nerves right now → ... That I have to clean the house in a bit?

Most visited web page → Polyvore or Facebook (:

Zodiac sign → Capricorn

Elementary/middle/high school → IDK! I live in Denmark so.. But I'm thirteen, and I'm one of the oldest in my class? (:

Hair color → Natural: Dirty blond with a little brown and red I guess? Dyed: Dark brown with red tones (:

Long or short → A couple of centimeters under my shoulders I guess?

Are you a freak→ Uh DUH

Height → I don't know..

What do you like about yourself → I'm not skinny, but I'm still pretty (:

Piercings → Ears, one in each.

Tattoos → When I get older I think I'll have a sun somewhere? (:

Righty or lefty → Righty

First surgery → Nope.

First piercing → Ears.

First best friend → Kamilla (:

First sport you joined → Handball

First pet→ Miss (It was a cat!)

First vacation → Czech Republic

First crush→ Mikkel (:


Eating → Nothing.

Drinking → Nothing.

I'm about to → Clean the house and then take a shower ;)

Waiting → For nothing ;)


Want kids? Yes, they're so cute. Eventually.

Want to get married? Yes (:

Careers in mind? A writer, actress or movie director!

Lips or eyes → Eyes.

Hugs or kisses → Hugs; kisses make my legs turn to jelly. Plus, I prefer to be held and feel secure, rather than swaping saliva and making your tongues dance. Kissing is nice, though.

Shorter or taller → Uh, taller. But not too tall that I can't even look in his eyes without cracking my neck in pieces.

Older or Younger→ Older, older, older.

Romantic or spontaneous → Eh, both.

Sensitive or loud → Both

Hook-up or relationship → Relationship

Trouble-maker or hesitant → Both


Kissed a stranger → *giggles* Yes.. AND it was a girl xD

Lost glasses/contacts → I don't wear glasses/contacts but my ex-BFF stole my sunglasses once?

Ran away from home → Not really, I didn't really go far and I came home like a hour after, they didn't even notice I think xD

Broken someone's heart → Yeah...again, I'm so sorry.

Been arrested → Not really.. I once stole when I was like 5! But that was yogurt! And a couple of weeks ago I rode my bike in a 'noon riding bike' zone xD

Turned someone down → I think so?

Cried when someone died → No, I can't cry when something REALLY sad happens IRL!

Liked a guy/girl friend → Eh.. I guess? (:


Yourself → Yes.

Love at first sight → Yes.

Heaven → No, not really.

Santa Claus → No I do not.

Kiss on the first date → Yeah, but I've never done that before.

Angels → Uh, maybe.


Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yes,.. Justin Bieber, this really cute guy I know Adam, or... Well, there's MANY! ;)

Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time → Nope, never.

Do you believe in God? → Um, sometimes.

Posting this as 100 Truths? → Yes, how did you know?

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

NORMAL PEOPLE: yell, the sun! it burns!
TWILIGHT FANS: yell, the sun! it makes me sparkle!

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

This came from BloodRedStory's profile. I love these sayings. (Bold Everything that aplys to you if you paste this on your profile.)

Love these sayings:

Friends will comfort you when he rejects you. Best friends will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

Friends will be there for you when he breaks up with you. Best friends will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friends helps you up when you fall. Best friends keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

Friends help you find your prince. Best friends kidnap him, then bring him to you and forces him to marry you til death do you part.

Friends will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Best friends will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friends will offer you a drink. Best friends dump theirs on you.

Friends will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Best friends will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friends will never ask for anything to eat or drink. Best friends will help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

Friends would bail you out of jail. Best friends would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! we messed up!"

Friends have never seen you cry. Best friends wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Friends borrow your stuff for a few days then will give it back. Best friends lose your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

Friends only know a few things about you. Best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best friends will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

Friends would knock on your front door. Best friends will right in and say "I'M HOME."

Friends are only through high school/college. Best friends are for life.

Friends will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Best friends will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES.

Ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

She said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.

She said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’

She said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.

She said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up.

She said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced.

She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.

She said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE."

She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always- he asked her when he wasnt

Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.

If you really love something set it free if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it was never meant to be.

Good friends will ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn that was freakin awesome."

Good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend, BEST FRIENDS will yell "No she's mine!"

Good friends don't let you do stupid things , BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid things alone.

Good friends will buy you lunch, BEST FRIENDS will eat yours.

A friend would lend you an umbrella but a BEST FRIEND would steal yours and say,"Run Bitch Run!"

Love isn't what makes the world go round, love is what makes the ride worth while.

You say pshyco like it's a bad thing.

I'll protect you because I know you're worth protecting.

Bite me and I'll bite back.

I fight because I refuse to let someone else fight for me.

You kicked me when I was down. I kicked you when you were standing. Now your down with me and my people.

I was tired, broken, hurt, sad, pained, lost, and left for dead while you walked away. That is what made me strong.

I've had bruised ribs, broken arms, head busted open, torn muscles, drowned, suffocated, and stopped breathing a couple times. I still haven't broke. What makes you think you can hurt me?

Fighting for you is all I know how to do.

And she's so scared to get close to anyone, because anyone who has ever said," I'll be there" left.

Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you fall apart no matter how strong you are.

I'm not some innocent little girl who needs to be protected.

I roll with the best and nothing less.

We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just don't like you. And we're not obsessed, we're just best friends.

Love isn't everything it's cracked up to be. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the problem is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore...and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

Life isn't measured by how many breaths you take, but by how many moments take your breath away.

Life isn't waiting for the storm to pass, it's learning how to dance in the rain.

Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth."

She finally gave up. She dropped the fake simle as a tear rolled down her cheek she whispered, "I can't do this anymore."

People are like WOW those girls are always together! damn right cuz we're best friends FOREVER! (For Liv, my best friend forever.)

We were given two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. But only one heart? Because the other one was given to someone for us to find.

You see that girl over there? That's my best friend, YOU break her heart... I break your face!!

I ain't no one's second choice! SO GET OUT OF MY FACE BEFORE I BREAK IT!!

Some of those were funny, some of them sweet. And some sad. I love them all, and I hope you do too. You should really take the time to read all of them, so if you skipped some, go back and read them all.

...This one is for you...

Apparently not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
They're mostly Dicks.
I guarantee 90 of the dudes reading this don't have the balls to put it up 'cause it's all about image.
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed"
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours Just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy no mathat reassured her that she was beautifulno matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he caredthrough every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anythingso she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at herwhen she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.

Smart ass comment's:

~If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy reading a book copy and paste this into your profile.

~Cullen Boy's Becores They Don't Make Them Like That Anymore

~Edward Cullen Becores Jacob Wish He Could Sparkel

~Edward woke up on morning with a headache and saw a rose, aspirin, water, and a note on the bed side table written on it: ‘Breakfast is on the table I am off the store”.
When he went down stairs he saw Renesmee and asked her what happened last night.
Renesmee said “Well you came home drunk and when mom tried to kiss you, you yelled ‘get off me lady I am married!’ ”
Getting drunk: 65
Calling a cab when your to drunk: 21.50.
Saying the right things at the right time: Priceless.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Bella:(when she get a hicky from Jasper or Emmett): Normal teenage girls have to worry about other girls seeing it, and spreading rumours that she got it while having sex, then your known as a whore and all that. But not Bella! No, she has to worry about vampires seeing it and them starting a war and killing each other

Mike said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

Jacob turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen... when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

Jacob then sat back down and Mike walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism (Im half afro! and im proud!)

~A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice,Mrs.EdwardAMCullen,Night Owl303,5x5shadow5,TotallyinLOVE53, XoXiLoVeMoRgAnViLlEvAmPiReSxOx,BloodRedStory, BellaPlusCandyGivesAlice


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE(OR HAD) STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get to computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (in second person: Hey, did you know that...?)

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in second person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you do something weird a loooooong time ago.

You can't stop writing!

Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Put this on your profile if you're an author! :D

Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL
is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. BellaPlusCandyGivesAlice (Isabelle)

10. Barack Obama

Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!! LOL.

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.

Jasper Whitlock Hale: Calming you down since 1843

Carlisle Cullen: Saving you since the 1600s

Emmett McCarty Cullen: Pranking you since 1934

Esme Platt Cullen: Caring about you since 1923

Edward Anthony Masen Cullen: Has been a depressed basterd since 1901

Rosalie Lilian Hale-Cullen: Has been self-hugger since 1916

Mary Alice Brandon Cullen-Hale: Has seen you since 1901

Isabella Marie Swan-Cullen: Has changed things forever since 1987


If you can read this message,

you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

The Sad Corner:

Bella asked Edward

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you choose me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says:

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Louis Vuitton has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not kiss in class.
(On The Hood Of The Lamborghini Attracts More Attention)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

Bella and Jacob were speeding over 100mph on his motorcycle

Bella: Slow down, I'm scared!

Jacob: No, this is fun.

Bella: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Jacob: Then tell me you love me.

Bella: I love you, you know that, now slow down!

Jacob: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Jacob: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, Jacob realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want Bella to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Twilight- Mix:

You Know You've Read Too Much Twilight When:

1) You squeal with joy at the fact that you're doing the Krebs Cycle in Science Class

2) When everyou listen to a song, read a book, watch a movie, or do anyting you think, "How could i work this into Twilight?"

3)You've got a built in Volvo radar

4)You snap you your head as soon as you hear the word "vampire"

5) You've written a fanfiction.

6) You wrote a 3 page essay on how much you hate Jacob Black, and handed it in.

7) You freak out in History when you are studying any of the time periods in which the Cullens lived.

8) You celebreate Edward and Bella's birthdays.

9) You obsess over fanfics because the books aren't enough!

10) Your friends make you a Twilightscrapbook because they can't think of anythying else you'll like.

Alice was bouncing like a cat on crack and Rose just stood there like a Roman or Greek goddess. Aphrodite had nothing on her.

~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

~If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

This was FUUN!

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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Jasper
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Red
3. Your first initial? I
4. Your month of birth? January
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Liv (In English it's Life)
7. Your favorite number? 7
8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). That, when I get older I'll meet my own handsome Jasper, and we'll be in love, and live happily ever after!!!
Are you done? Yes!!
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into
your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever copied something to your profile, copy this into your profile.

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you want to, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I've seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you are random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Things I have heard around my life.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs.

I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it.

Funny Quotes

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is NOT what I meant.

I'm so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate. When you lose the debate, cuss them out.

I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.

There's nothing more restful than taking orders from fools.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.


Well, this was fun! Way fun!

I love profiles, but when I read somebodies profiles I always end up reading those for hours.. Fun time waist :P

Thank you for reading my profile, I feel honored though I don't know if anybody actually read it! (:



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