Author has written 5 stories for Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Charles Dickens, and South Park.
Name: Kira Lianne
Hair: Short, bobbed and darkish brown
Eyes: There has been arguements about this but I say; Boring, Bluish, Grey
5 Truths of Life.
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
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The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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Pick 10 characters from South Park in any random order and answer the following:
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Umm... Hey? *What is the Anti Christ doing in my room!?* O.O
Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Slips over.* I just locked that! *Blushing like a lobster*
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Butters marrying CRAIG!? Umm. This isn't gonna work.
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Yay! TACOS! I looove tacos!!! :D
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Poke, poke, poke, poke, poke!* Can I borrow $20??
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
MAKE A NOISE LIKE A DYING GIRAFFE!
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
NO! Tweek! *Rushes to Hospital*
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Give him the finger.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
That's 'cause I kicked him in the balls when we first met. We hate each other anyway. :|
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Kill them. Hopefully. Ethier that or he had hired them!
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Help me and then apologise as his mom fusses over me.
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Something nice... Please!
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Oh gee. *Runs to get help.*
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Go on! Do it! I'll give you tacos! *Puppy eyes*
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
CARTMAN?! O.O Umm... What has he threatened you with??
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
DYING GIRAFFE NOISES!!!
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Flips off my competors.* Let her win, or else.
You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?
Weird look* What's up with the hippie??
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Because he is the Anti Christ!!! He can protect me (Besides I'll end up in Hell anyway)!
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Aww. That's nice! What we do is...
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?
Yep! Well, apart from Shelly, but barely anyone gets on with her.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Yes. EVERYDAY. It's annoying.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
I will do everything in my power to stop that! *Gets bribed* Fine by me!
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Umm... Chris?? Yes, people do actually get haircuts. Umm... I'm uncomfortable!
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Tweeky, everyone who can feel loves you! They just don't show it 'cause they don't think they're good enough for you! ^ ^
Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Daimen? Shy? Oh, yeah. He's grounded in Hell. KENNY! CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOUR?!
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Daimen!? What the Hell is wrong with you!!
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
Kenny isn't gonna be happy. Must. Create. Diversion!
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Probably not... Daimen doesn't have a soul. And I don't think they'd get along.
Would 2 trust 5?
Probably not. They aren't close enough.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Poor Butters doesn't stand a chance...
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they pick?
Food Tech. Clyde loves his food and Daimen would like to burn stuff.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Hitmen. Minions. Criminal masterminds.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Tweek, not with scissors. Clyde shall I do your hair? *Nods*
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
No... Craig sketched an all too realistic picture of Clyde... Naked... The fighting goes on and on and on and ooooooonnnnnnn...
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
I DON'T wanna know.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Cartman would turn around and hit Daimen, then catch fire. Oops. *Faint cheering*
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Confiscate the phone* I am NOT going to let you start a text war.
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Didn't last for long. They stopped at the showers... ;)
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
7 won the lottery?
Wooo!!! Guns for all!
8 had quite a big secret?
We all know about the Underpants Gnomes... 'Cept there aren't any left now... I was there, it wasn't pretty.
9 became a singer?
Brilliant. The band finally took off!
10 got a daughter?
Wendy's probably. Poor child. It will be twice as bad as those two.
What would 1 think of 2?
Hmm. He would make a good squirrel.
How would 3 greet 9?
What would 4 envy about 5?
He doesn't get grounded every day.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They are both pretty stuck up.
What would make 7 angry at 8
STOP MAKING NOISES WHILST I AM ON A MISSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where would 8 meet 9?
Harbucks ^ ^
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
He knows his secret...
What would make 10 scared of 1?
The fire, the anger, the... Everything.
Is 3 Gay?
Yep! Not surprising is it?
This was so fun! People need to do this! (Im not forcing you to though) I was really random...
People that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. *Umm. No.*
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. *Well, counting all the other things I've done, yes.*
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. *Evil, yes. Morals, unbelieveably I actually have some.*
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. *No. No, no, no, no, NO!*
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. *Well...*
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. *No.*
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
'I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. *Surprisingly I do have a social life*
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. *Not really.*
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. *Um, NO.*
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. *Yet again, no.*
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. *I HATE my boobs and I am most definatley NOT a hoe!!!*
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. *No...*
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. *No...*
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. *Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. But I'm not immensley fat or anything.*
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. *Okay, I'll give you that one.*
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date other punks. *No...*
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
'I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm BI-CURIOUS, so I MUST be a immature child wanting to fit in.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. *No...*
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. *No... But he is more interesting than God and Jesus.*
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. *I'm not popular, but I'm not a loser ethier.*
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. *No...*
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. *No...*
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. *No.*
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. *Sometimes*
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. *Thank you!*
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. *No.*
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. *No...*
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. *Cheers!*
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. *And yet again... No.*
I watch PORN, so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. *No.*
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. *No.*
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. *I dunno.*
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. *Not that I know of.*
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. *No accent. Like tea (Milk, no sugar). Hate cricket. Okay teeth.*
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. *I wasn't there...*
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. *No...*
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. *No...*
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. *No...*
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. *Depends*
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. *No, that's only when I am reading!*
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. *No...*
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. *No...*
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. *No.*
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. *Then shouldn't everyone??*
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. *Okay, it doesn't apply to everyone!*
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. *No.*
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. *No.*
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. *No.*
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. *No.*
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. *No.*
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. *No.*
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. *No.*
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. *No.*