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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷWelcome to my World. I shun the ordinary and embrace being whoever the hell I want to be. And if you're a hater….well, get a lifeƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

I'm Kate. I'm 16.

I love reading. I learned to read very young, and since then, have rarely been seen without a book in my hands. I also love music. If I ever lose my iPod, then it's going to be a bad day.

My top favorite books/series (in no particular order)

Across the Universe series, by Beth Revis

Harry Potter series, by JK Rowling

the Hunger Games series, by Suzanne Collins

the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series/Millenium Trilogy, by Steig Larsson

The Host, by Stephenie Meyer (If you're a Twilight hater who has completely written off Stephenie Meyer, I suggest you rethink that. The Host is NOTHING like Twilight. Yes, there's still some romance, but the story and plot are fantastic and actually make you think)

the Uglies series, by Scott Westerfeld


What really makes me love a book is whether or not it makes me think. With all of the books above, I couldn't stop thinking about them, and I would even fantasize about what I would do if I were in the story, or if I was in the characters positions. Lame, I know, but that's just what a good book does to me. There's nothing out there quite like a new book. The crisp pages just holding a brand new story. Okay, that was my first and last attempt to be poetic. I just love books, and I'll leave it at that.

I'm also sort of nuts. I see the world differently. I often don't "get" things. I have different opinions that other people. But hey, conformity is SOOOOOO overrated. And as they say, I don't SUFFER from Insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Some people believe in God, I believe in Music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio."

YoU cAn'T sCaRE mE iF I SCaRe yoU fiRsT

Whenever someone tells me I'm ugly, I always give them a hug and feel sorry for them, because I know how hard life can be for the visually impaired.

I don't ARGUE with people, I just repeatedly explain why I'm right!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Calling your name, I hear only echoes, searching the rain, I see only shadows.

Even if the whole world gives up on you, you always have yourself

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Brittany and Santana: Firsts by Bubblegum Shoes reviews
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 124,505 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L.
Harry Has the Worst Luck by ArgentNoelle reviews
"I AM Harry Potter!" Harry said, but no one believed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Why you shouldn't give the Dark Lord muffins by Insane. Certifiably reviews
Hermione has an idea. Voldemort goes on a sugar rush. Lame summary, I know.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
An Interview With Lord Voldemort by Sunanda reviews
I was Reading HP and GOF the other day and me wondered how will it be if Rita Skeeter interviewed Lord Voldemort. Well just a humorous interpretation of Interview from my side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Voldemort, Rita S. - Complete
Of Socks and Stunning Spells by StringynKel reviews
VOldemort made Bellatrix do Wormtail's laundry one too many times...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M. - Complete
So, You Wanna Be a Death Eater, Eh? by Morag X. Henegev reviews
Ever wondered how to become one? This story serves as a humurous hopefully guideline to it. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L.
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Voldemort and the Toad reviews
Voldemort is busy infiltrating the Ministry when he catches sighy of Dolores Umbridge and falls in love. Unfortunately, he has no idea how to woo a lady. And how can it work out between them? HUMOR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Voldemort, Dolores U.
Kiss me, Kill me reviews
Cato and Clove had always been taught to fight, to show no mercy, but against all odds, they fell in love. No one knew they were the real "star crossed lovers" of the 74th Hunger Games. This fic is about the Games from their perspective.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Clove, Cato
Death Eater Chat Room RePost reviews
So, my first copy of this story got deleted for some reason. So, Voldemort is very busy, so to save time, he decides to hold a Death Eater meeting through online chat instead of going to Headquarters. BIG mistake! Chaos and hilarity ensue as the Death Eaters use the internet for the first time in their lives!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Rita Skeeter Interviews Bella Swan reviews
Rita Skeeter, sneaky investigative journalist from Harry Potter, interviews Bella Swan, the lovesick, angsty teenager from Twilight. Watch as hilarity ensues in the form of one little interview!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Rita S., Bella
A Death Eater Christmas Party reviews
After the latest failed attempt on Harry Potter's life, the Death Eaters aren't in a good mood. So Wormtail gets an idea. What better morale booster than a Christmas Party? Read on to find out JUST how wrong he is!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Peter P.
The Suicide Diaries reviews
Set during New Moon, Alice gets a vision of Bella jumping off the cliff, but Edward doesn't think of the Volturi, and instead tries to commit suicide in human ways, i.e. poison, jumping off buildings, etc. The funny stories of Edwards suicide attemps.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Edward
Interview With Bellatrix Lestrange reviews
Rita Skeeter conducts an interview with Bellatrix Lestrange. Humor, please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Rita S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Holden Caulfield, Fry Cook reviews
After Holden gets expelled from Pencey, his parents force him to get a job, so he has to work at McDonalds. This is his point of view of a day on the Job
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete