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Joined 12-22-09, id: 2187628, Profile Updated: 11-24-11

So firstly, my ridiculously long name that has a number for no real reason? That's a combination of my favorite numbers, which are 42 and 13. And my last name is that stupid thing that's easily misspelled and mangled, because who has a two letter last name? And it also insures that I'm pretty much last in any role-call.

No fanfics yet... Right now I'm doing loads of school, and reading way to much fanfic. So don't expect anything.

Favorite Books:

Trickster's Choice, by Tammora Pierce
Any of the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett
The Dark Lord of Derkholm, by Dianna Wyne Jones
Young Miles by Louis McMaster Bujold
Old Man's War by John Scalzi
Whatever I'm reading right now...

Favorite TV Shows:

Firefly (why oh WHY was it discontinued...)
House M.D.
Leverage
Doctor Who
White Collar
Lie to me
Sherlock

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A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,046 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 265,358 - Reviews: 5168 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 6,736 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 139,567 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 287,429 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 5,044 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 160 - Words: 720,383 - Reviews: 9561 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 9/4/2005
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
It's All in the Details by Colleen reviews
When Dean goes to sell his soul at the crossroads to bring Sam back, someone else steps in to negotiate the deal. Cas did get a sign and it sent him off into the past to change things. AU from The Man Who Would be King and All Hell Breaks Loose.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 181,288 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5387 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 4,725 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,661 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 3,803 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 4,809 - Follows: 5,257 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3335 - Favs: 8,374 - Follows: 9,639 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,473 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 3,065 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 5,005 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
The Republic of Heaven by Blind Author reviews
HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,484 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
But Who IS He? by Fool Who Follows reviews
Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,233 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - DI Lestrade, John W.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 4,463 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11534 - Favs: 9,086 - Follows: 6,521 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Common Interests by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Common Ground. After Halloween, Snape and Harry begin to bond even more as they discover some common interests. But will it stand the test of time . . .and can Sev protect Harry from the evil that stalks him? AU, Sev/Harry mentor/guardian story on HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 291,244 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Go the Distance by kenner reviews
When everything seems to go wrong at the end of his fourth year at Hogwarts, Severus finds himself in a place he wouldn't have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 157,178 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Severus S., Alastor M.
A Second Shade Of Purple by hmmga reviews
Indigo Holmes and Violet Moriarty. The sociopath's daughter and the psychopath's niece. In a twist of fate they attend the same boarding school, and they soon discover that they have a lot more in common than their surnames suggest…
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Irresistible Chemistry by Snapegirlkmf reviews
It'll never work, they said. Slytherin & Gryffindor, Muggle & Wizard. But sometimes the irresistible chemistry of the heart overrides everything. AU, LE/SS, PE/JP, Marauder era & beyond!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 451,683 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Forging Reality by ditzydizzydessy101 reviews
STANDS IN STEAD OF LAST CH OF DH Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny are hurled to the Marauder's time during the last battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,700 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Erasing History by padawan lynne reviews
When his family is killed by someone he once called a friend, Harry is devastated. Thrown back in time, he decides to change history and save his family. After all, no one ever said what time the Prophecy had to be fulfilled in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 267,681 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 3,220 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 4/3/2008
Founders' Heirs by fhrulz21 reviews
AU preHBP. Harry and Company are sent to an alternate universe where his parents are still alive, he is dead and Voldemort is still very active. The twist, they have just beaten Voldemort in their dimension by uniting Hogwarts as the Founder's Heirs. HG,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,585 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 2,106 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 12/11/2005
Semper Fidelis by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,221 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 12/21/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 3,224 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 6,125 - Follows: 8,229 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
The Problem with Sign Names by rumandmoney reviews
Why John moved in with a deaf mad man whom he couldn't communicate with, he didn't know. Still, what was life without a challenge? Deaf!Sherlock. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,549 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Making the Connection by JessamyGriffith reviews
It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 102,767 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 2,900 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
Light of a Fading Star by seirios aster reviews
AU OotP. Exonerated, Sirius Black finds himself trying to put his life back together while the war rages on. New alliances are formed, and old are renewed, in the name of defeating Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 62 - Words: 393,890 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Agglomeration by Silver Pard reviews
A collection of half-forgotten meme fills, with a disproportionate number of crossovers and at least a fifty percent chance of being utter crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,081 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
A Study in Four by hmmga reviews
A friendship that shakes Hogwarts to its core. A Slytherin and a Hufflepuff. A Holmes and a Watson. Add some mysterious disappearances, and you've got yourself a young detective, and a friend who tries to steer him towards some semblance of normality...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,048 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost and Found by Borolin reviews
When Snape is tortured and maimed a team inc. Hermione, Neville and a Muggle surgeon battle to save his life and sanity. Angst, friendship, humour, HGSS by whitehound and Dyce. Emotional, intelligent, thought provoking, tangible, compelling say reviewers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 281,072 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
My Kind of Stupid by sudipal reviews
part of my "Sherlock is a Browncoat"-universe, a direct follow-up to my fic 'Can't Stop the Signal'; a case can also help Sally and Sherlock's bonding process
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Forget Me Not by Sa-kun reviews
Everyone seems to have forgotten that the Boy Who Lived exists. Harry's friends don't remember who he is. Harry tries to hold on to reality as he knows it, while trying to come to terms with who he is. He finds Snape as an unexpected ally. 6th year AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,928 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Unreliable Sources by marianne le fey reviews
When her Editor gives her one final chance, Hermione leaps at the opportunity to interview the ex-Death Eater opening a new shop in Knockturn Alley. After all, all the dangerous ones are dead. Aren't they? EWE? Short and sweet!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,270 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Like Minds by Scribe Shiloh reviews
Fic for Day Four of Asexuality Awareness Week. In which Harry has a problem, and Sherlock offers some unexpected advice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Pull of One Magnet to Another by ellie.hell reviews
Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
River of Dreams by Tajjas reviews
When Severus Snape finds a certain brat-who-lived out after curfew the year after Voldemort's return, it starts a chain of events that he wouldn't have imagined in his wildest dreams. Or nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,110 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 1,601 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Apprentice by Deborah Peters reviews
In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Lily fixes a mistake by severusphoenix reviews
JK said that, given a second chance, Severus would pick Lily. I'm giving Lily a second chance to pick Severus, instead. AU, of course. Some deaths, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 183,204 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Distraction by InterruptingDinosaur reviews
Anthea has one job only: keep John Watson distracted and out of the flat. However, it doesn't go exactly as planned since John proves to be a difficult.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2011 - John W., Anthea - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6012 - Favs: 6,822 - Follows: 3,646 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Nothing to Fear by sudipal reviews
Sherlock suffers from claustrophobia.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fade to Grey by marianne le fey reviews
Unable to catch hold of anything in order to save herself, her mind clung to the one fact it knew to be unassailably true: something was terribly, terribly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 77,878 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes, Antichrist by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. His name wasn't Warlock, but it was close, and the blame for the Antichrist finding out what he was lay 100% with Aziraphale. Almost. Thus far, lightly implied A/C.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/28/2011 - A. Crowley, Sherlock H.
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
The Last Spy by sylphides reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape slowly learn from each other as the war escalates and the Final Battle approaches. AU from HBP. Out of a war where children must grow up too fast, Hermione and Severus develop a beautiful friendship and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 594,521 - Reviews: 2499 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Sidekicks by The Truth's Lie reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Gregory House meet. Pointless drabble.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/30/2011 - G. House, Sherlock H. - Complete
Hogwarts: A Mystery by radiohippie reviews
John Watson finds himself in the middle of an adventure when helping Sherlock Holmes investigate a series of crimes plaguing Hogwarts castle. But is there something more sinister behind this rash of petty crimes?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 149 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
Searching for Fine by Dayja reviews
Five times someone tried to "prove" to Sherlock that he wasn't actually asexual, and the one person to whom it didn't matter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 2,241 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Wrong Week To Quit Smoking by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
Twenty years ago during the Apocal-oops-never-mind-we'll-come-back-later, a flaming Bentley flew over the heads of several officers from the Met, who were manning a rather ineffective roadblock at the time. One of those officers was a young Greg Lestrade.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2011 - A. Crowley, DI Lestrade - Complete
Harry Potter and the FanFiction Tropes by ShaperV reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots pitting the HP cast against the most terrifying opponent of all - silly fanfiction plots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P.
Temps by HumanTales reviews
Torchwood is down a technical specialist and a doctor. Mycroft is trying to keep a genius and a doctor safe from Moriarty without having to spend too much on repairing the damage that a bored, imprisoned Sherlock can cause to a safe house.
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,898 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Jack H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 207 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It's All Good Fun, Love by LadySloth reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale's punishment can't be decided. So through a mathematical formula and sheer dumb luck, they get a second chance as two humans; John Watson and Sherlock Holmes. Bad words, slight crack. Oneshot.
Crossover - Good Omens & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Aziraphale, John W. - Complete
Nicotine by Sidney Sussex reviews
Lestrade and Sherlock quit smoking. Sherlock handles it better than Lestrade. Pre-John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
We Were Never Forever by Pennin Ink reviews
Sherlock gets roped into a favour for Mycroft, busting a smuggling ring moving state secrets out of the country through New York. He never expected he'd be working with the man who broke his heart so long ago: Neal. Sodding. Caffrey.
Crossover - White Collar & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,569 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Neal C., Sherlock H.
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1935 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Can't Stop the Signal by sudipal reviews
Sergeant Donovan discovers that she has something in common with Sherlock Holmes: a secret love of the awesome sci-fi show Firefly.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Sgt. S. Donavan, Sherlock H. - Complete
Nothing Human Is Alien to Me by Mara Greengrass reviews
Jack Harkness needs the help of Sherlock Holmes, but when Sherlock turns him away, he ends up with a certain detective inspector.
Crossover - Torchwood & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Jack H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Two Doctors, A Nurse, A Detective and A Scot by TheShoelessOne reviews
Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Time to Spare by EmySabath reviews
HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,869 - Reviews: 2982 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
3003 revised by gilthas reviews
The year is 3003. Harry Potter's name, and even magic itself, has passed into legend. When decedents of the last Death Eaters bring back the Dark Lord himself, Harry Potter alone can stop him, but Harry's not all that keen on being woken up... Revised ed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,703 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Elective Affinities by Caecelia reviews
It's 1976, and a strange new transfer student is about to turn Severus Snape's life on its head . . . Time-Travel, EWE, Slytherin!Harry, SSHP slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,050 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
I Prefer to Text by ellie.hell reviews
Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 136 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wolfsbane by lunakatrina reviews
Harry gets a new pet over the summer before his third year. AU, Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Defiance by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
"I will not lay my son on the Dark Lord's altar," Narcissa said quietly. "If Lucius wants to slit his wrists for the bastard, that's his business." Strong Cissy. Slight AU. DH based.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,245 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Book 7: Where the Fandom Fun Is Almost At an End by Jobey in Error reviews
How DH went down. Much mockery enclosed. Chapter Fourteen: Harry Potter and the Camping Trip of Hell and Hormones. Mainly Hormones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,501 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ron W., Harry P.
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 2,778 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Beyond the Pale by Araceil reviews
Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 3,469 - Follows: 4,000 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Body Farm by Pennin Ink reviews
Sherlock's morbid obsession has John at his wits' end, so he takes Sherlock to the one place where no one will mind. Rated for corpses. Even if you squint, it still isn't slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,130 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,863 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Bit Backwards by p.r. fox reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cure for Love by Emily Waters reviews
Harry is in love and Snape has the cure. Pre-slash. A translation from Russian, author: Svengaly.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4925 - Favs: 10,912 - Follows: 12,399 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4195 - Favs: 4,034 - Follows: 4,426 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Perfect Sky is Torn by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Dust in the Sky. Between the Doctor's companions throwing themselves all over him and Harry's life on Earth, their love always manages to bring them together.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,688 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - [11th Doctor, Harry P.] River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H.
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 195 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When Harry Met Mycroft by ice illuser reviews
In which Harry accidentally assists Mycroft in making their two little brothers flatmates and somehow gains a creepy best mate.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Harry W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Abandoned Shoebox by unexpectedgirl reviews
for those of you who have ever read shoebox project; John Watson shares your pain, and makes a decision. Sherlock/John if you squint, a bit of silliness that turned into something nice.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Crumple Horned Plot Bunnies by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Random Harry Potter ideas that I haven't found a place for yet. But maybe, you can. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,840 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P.
The Burning Game by Lamiel reviews
AU. Two years after the Great Game, Moriarty is back and Sherlock couldn't be happier. John could. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,822 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rise of the King by MeghanReviews reviews
ABANDONED: Sequel to Unsung Hero. Harry finds himself standing on the edge of a dark and dangerous precipice with only partial knowledge of how he got there. Will he become the leader he is meant to be or fail like he did once before?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P.
Anthea and the Faceless World by Catslynw reviews
One shot. Origin story. How Anthea became Anthea… or Not Anthea, as some people call her. What's really hiding in the mind behind that Blackberry?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Mycroft H., Anthea - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8631 - Favs: 10,727 - Follows: 8,110 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
An Arbitrary Celebration of Staying Alive for Anot by ardenteurophile reviews
All John wants is a night down the pub with all his friends for his birthday, but Sherlock's having none of it. Written for a friend's birthday! Pre-slash J/W, ish.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Losing Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. Sequel to Founding Hogwarts. Rowena Ravenclaw battles with werewolves, sausages, romance, patriarchal repression and the sexual advances of an intoxicated Glaswegian hat, against a backdrop of revenge, deceit, lust and uncomfortable family visits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,292 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
This Is What He Does For Fun by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Jedi Granger by Chris Hill reviews
An incident in Diagon Alley starts a chain of events which lead to Hermione learning about her parents past. What will happen to the Wizarding World because of this?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,387 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hermione G.
Mr Black Omake Collection by Chris Hill reviews
This is a collection of various omakes featuring characters from the universe of Rorschach's Blot's Make A Wish Series. Release schedule is about one a week.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 90,887 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 12/13/2006
Deceptions by SilverEyesWolf reviews
Sherlock gets an idea to put his brother off of his trail. He and Watson are going to pretend to be a couple. Eventual Sherlock/Watson Rating may go up. First fic in this section!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,750 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Abhorring the Dull Routine of Existence by ardenteurophile reviews
Or, a Week Spent on Artificial Stimulants. Sherlock overdoses on Red Bull, much to John's dismay. Spin-off fic set before the events of "You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners". Pre-slash if you squint, but can be read as gen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Will Hold On Hoping by ZabellaCookie reviews
Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 3,599 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
And the Curtain Falls by nOnymOus reviews
The weather is- well, it's perfect. It isn't perfect for a funeral but it is essentially perfect. Death!fic
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
Sibling Rivalry Or Fighting Over John Watson by Jessa7 reviews
Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 116 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 213 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Doctor in the House by Mistress of the Knight reviews
The tenth Doctor has arrived but, due to a well intentioned time machine, will not be being nursed back to health in a London flat by Jackie Tyler. If House gets a hold of him though, he might be less grateful for this fact. Dr Who & House M.D. Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,249 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 3/25/2007 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/14/2010
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 3,110 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 324 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
6 Lessons From A Dead Man by Roozette reviews
Harry Potter put himself in a vulnerable situation on Severus Snape's birthday. So, naturally, Severus took complete advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,118 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fear of One's Own Darkness by prone2dementia reviews
A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Symptoms of Insanity by But Friends Make Secrets reviews
The Marauders make a list. Nuff said. Read the title . Marauders era. It's sorta friendship, humor, general, with some other genres in there too. PLEASE R&R! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 75,930 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3688 - Favs: 8,095 - Follows: 7,753 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Please Leave a Message by CatsbytheGreat reviews
The TARDIS takes a few messages.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8253 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 2,956 - Follows: 3,197 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Dust in the Sky by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Hanging by a Thread. Harry has a life to live now with a wife and children, but he can still find time for the Doctor, no matter what he looks like. -slash, mostly canon, anti-Ginny-
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 75,578 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - [10th Doctor, Harry P.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Ariellus Must Wait by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
Rose finds out she's pregnant with the Doctor's child. How will the Doctor react?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,297 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Hanging by a Thread by Batsutousai reviews
Two men meet after two wars and try to help heal each other. -Slash, anti!Ginny, but canon-
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,453 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 149 - Published: 4/24/2010 - [9th Doctor, Harry P.] - Complete
Vince's Ambition by Lucinda reviews
Vince Crabbe has an ambition. He just needs to convince someone to remove the biggest obstacle to making it happen... One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Vincent C. - Complete
Earning Redemption by shadowed warrior reviews
Almost ten years after the war is over Draco has a new life in America as a Healer, but what will happen when a half-mad, beaten and spell damaged Harry Potter is admitted to the hospital where he works?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36,440 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Fifth Act by oliver.snape reviews
After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,595 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 266 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Inspector Holmes and Medical Examiner Watson by pro-prodigy reviews
AU in which Holmes is a gifted Scotland Yard inspector and Watson is the chief medical examiner, while Lestrade is the talented, but not quite Holmes worthy, private detective whom Holmes and Watson constantly steal cases from. H/W slash
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
A Marriage Made in Hell by CeliaEquus reviews
The Dark Lord has dark plans, and Hermione and Severus' marriage is just one of them. But marriage to a murderer isn't going to be as bad as Hermione originally thought. Rated for numerous sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,357 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
Optimistic by Unknown Kadath reviews
Rose Tyler wasn't the only one who was ditched on a beach in Norway that day. 10.5's POV.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
A Godfather in Gotham by serendu reviews
Harry Potter wasn't the only person going to Hogwarts with a godparent. HP/Batman crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,466 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Hermione G., Bruce W./Batman
Alien Curses by Tessenchan reviews
Like French, Gallifreyan is extraordinarily pretty-- especially to curse with.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Many Thanks by Madm05 reviews
James Potter would never forget the first time he met Hermione Granger. Nor would he forget just how much he owed her for all she had done for him, his family, his world, and his future. HHr, through the evolving eyes of James Potter. HHr/JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,101 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10649 - Favs: 13,857 - Follows: 5,591 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Beauxbatons, A Fan Resource by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A description of the French school of magic, written by fans for fans and in the hopes that it would inspire more 'Harry in Another School' stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/19/2009
Fated Chance by Euonym reviews
It happened because of a game. That's it. Nothing more. But Fate doesn't like to lose, and if winning means sending a few people back in time, so be it. Harry Potter will be given a second chance. WRITTEN PRE DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,404 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
From the Corner by coffeeonthepatio reviews
While Hermione, seeing her marriage is at a dead-end, moves back to her parents with Rose and Hugo, Snape finds he is no longer alone in his apothecary in Knockturn Alley - her name is Ophelia and she's four. And Ophelia's his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 164,403 - Reviews: 3972 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 380,866 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 2,404 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Complications of Birth by Saavik13 reviews
Sequel to Contemplations of Birth. Now in seventh year, our intrepid cast faces the ultimate test of their loyalty, strength, and sanity. Can Hermione over come her lycanthropy and can Harry learn to love? Slash and Het. SS/HG, DM/RL, HP,LM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 127,044 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/20/2003 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] [Draco M., Remus L.]
Caveat Inimici by S.Rebeiro reviews
Hermione is a sister to Harry, a mother to Rose and Hugo, a wife to Ron...and a Legilimens and Unspeakable. She is also very, very angry. A look at a Hermione who developed the instincts she evidenced with Marietta and Umbridge. AU, but canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,166 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Forging Reality: Take Two by ditzydizzydessy101 reviews
When four teenagers show up outside Dumbledore's office in 1977, the headmaster doesn't know what to think. Follow our favorite barmy old codger as he tries to unravel the mystery of a time traveling Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 5,619 - Follows: 1,106 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1694 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 2,825 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
Lord of the Snakes by VG Jekyll reviews
Somewhere in the middle of the desert stands a mysterious tower. For years, people from far away come in the hope of leaving this tower with the most precious object... or die trying. And all desire to catch a glimpse of the ever so elusive Lord of the Snakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,604 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 11/22/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Reflections Through Time by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Post HBP Harry is trying to make sense of all that has happened in his life when a certain platinum haired goddess drops by to turn everything upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,040 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Someone To Run To by aadarshinah reviews
To keep Sirius from dying, Harry will do anything, even if she doesn't know she's doing it. NON-OoC Girl!Harry/SS, cannon thru GoF, with a dash of sarcasm, spring cleaning, and mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 277,486 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Halloween by amaXdear reviews
Sirius and Remus drink, and reminisce. OotP, SiriusLupin friendship, mentions of slight RemusTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
No Time Like The Present by donahermurphy reviews
Hermione's unconscious, but that's not her only problem. Because now it's four years after the defeat of Voldemort, and although nobody cares who Hermione Granger is, there are plenty of people who want to use her future knowledge to their own advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Unified Theory by Bouncing Soul reviews
HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Elite by Adari reviews
Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 108 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Role Models by black4minister reviews
Reasons why the Marauders were such good role models for us devoted fans-a little mad humour-have fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Changing Perspectives by wellyuthink reviews
Harry and Snape have developed an 'understanding'. Unfortunately, when you and your grumpy Potions Professor are unexpectedly thrown into the past, it is possible that this event might have an adverse effect on said understanding... AU, Marauders ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,335 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
to be young by Lady Altair reviews
Because even when there's a war, even when the sky is falling and you're so much older than you are, you still find the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Neville L., Ginny W. - Complete
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Revelations by Thanfiction reviews
Sometimes even the obvious can take you by surprise. Part of the DAYDverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Michael C., Terry B. - Complete
Measure for Measure by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Fornicate with the universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Katie B., Astoria G.
A Very Alternate Yule Ball by pstibbons reviews
Years later, Viktor Krum recounts the events of the 1994 Yule Ball that got his old friend Hermione expelled from Hogwarts. No ships, though there's Krum/Cedric. Harry bashing, major, MAJOR Ron bashing. Moral : Incompetent fighters should never duel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Keogh by ChelleyBean reviews
An unexpected connection is found between Hermione and Professor Snape, but that's only the start of her headaches. Being her father's daughter is one thing. Being her mother's daughter is something else entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 161,797 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Potions Mishap by dogbertcarroll reviews
Ginny slips Harry a potion to help him get over his nightmares, but having nightmares about your red haired mother's death and then combining them with wet dreams about a red haired girl... just might be a bit confusing. Mind Healer Luna is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Anger Management by Emily Waters reviews
Post-war. Humor. Pre-slash. Auror Harry Potter is sent to take anger management classes. To his shock, he discovers that Severus Snape was sent to take the same classes as well. Can the two war heroes learn to manage their anger? Should they?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Praeclarus Merde by Thanfiction reviews
When the deck is stacked against you, switch decks." - Frank Abagnale. Part of the DAYDverse, set during Chapter 13 Snakebite of DAYD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Michael C., Terry B. - Complete
Loki by bob-the-blue reviews
Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P.
Notebooks and Letters by chem prof reviews
The ‘true’ version of Books 5, 6, and 7, as told by Hermione to her daughter years later, using her old journals and letters between her and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 296,330 - Reviews: 2083 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Excuses for Snape by dogbertcarroll reviews
A strange thought and an excuse for Snape's behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
If You Believe ONE SHOT by FullMoonDreams reviews
Sirius Black believes in wizards, magic and werewolves...but no one else does. Remus/Sirius Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Carnival of Dark and Dangerous Creatures by DragonDi reviews
Four years ago, Remus Lupin lost his friends to death and betrayal. Now he finds himself betrayed once more, and in a place where death may very well be preferred. Winner of the 2009 Hourglass Awards Admin's Choice Award for Drama at The Unknowable Room
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 173,547 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
All at Once by Aurilia reviews
AU. Harry didn't go to Hogwarts, he went to Stonewall Secondary. His main goal in life was to leave the Dursleys' and go to college, until Remus Lupin finds him on his seventeenth birthday and his life changes all at once. See Ch 1 AN for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,642 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 2,320 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Soundtrack to Your Life by alienyouthct reviews
In Hogsmeade to pick out robes for the Yule Ball, Hermione has a close encounter of the Loony kind… and her life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - [Hermione G., Luna L.]
Sympathy for the Devil by Lyowyn reviews
I thought I'd try my hand at drabbling, if I can use that as a verb. This will be HouseWilson slash,and sort of sucsessional. Mostly just a lot of back and forth dialog, but I think they're funny.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,215 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 4,878 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3771 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2273 - Favs: 4,141 - Follows: 4,925 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
An Ordinary Meeting by aragonite reviews
Lestrade meets the man mad enough to room with Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,235 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Maximus! PartII by CSnow reviews
Adopted from padfootsrevenger. Harry and Luna are the only ones left from the war and travel to a separate world where they join the wizarding world as the Maximus twins...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,265 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 250 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Finding a Family by hestiaA1 reviews
AU - What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry's resemblance to James? What if Harry weren't the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? ...Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,718 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Eight in the Morning by Lady Altair reviews
The first fifteen minutes of a not-quite-ordinary morning in the Auror's Department for Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. "Really, what were ex-girlfriends and ex-Slytherins with itchy wand hands when there were monster children and pregnant wives at home?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Potions by Rachel Indeed reviews
Ever since fifth year, the dynamics of Potions class have grown increasingly complex. Snape, Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,424 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Adam Young's University Days by Igorina reviews
When the time comes for Adam to attend the University of Tadfield the representatives of heaven and hell find themselves squaring off on campus. Crossover with Harry Potter. Pairings include BrianxWensleydale, CrowleyxAziraphale and AdamxPepper.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,697 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 11/13/2005
Unexpected Perils of Being Special by Gothic Tulip reviews
A typical afternoon at the movies with the Marauders filled with confusion and diabolic glee. Revision is finally posted! Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
moves in mysterious ways by Lisse reviews
Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Bella - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Spellcaster by SGCbearcub reviews
Hermione Granger was a witch. By the time she was done, the whole damned pureblood world was going to know it. HG/SS. Spoiler HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,332 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 1,023 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
My Gilded Life by Skysaber reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart. The one person in the books who was there at a pivotal moment and could have made a difference but was utterly unable to. Until a dimension traveler took over his position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,892 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Minerva McGonagall and the Insurance Salesman by shewhoguards reviews
The hapless insurance salesman squirmed. “If you will recall, Professor McGonagall, last time we spoke I told you we wished to cancel your policy. The amount of issues the school has – it’s simply too high-risk for us...”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Minerva M.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5550 - Favs: 10,868 - Follows: 3,334 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Sorting Semantics by trainlindz reviews
Sirius had always had a random track mind, but how had the conversation gone from chocolate frog cards to trollops? Marauder fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2146 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Albus Potter and the Misspent Youth by respitechristopher reviews
For the Reviews Lounge "Birthdays" challenge. What does one do when Dad's birthday is just another reason to dodge Paparazzi on the way into a Ministry ball? Get your cousin and best mate to orchestrate an absolutely fabulous entrance, apparently.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 5,243 - Follows: 449 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Goblin, the Snitch, and the Werewolf by Iniga reviews
Harry considers the future of the House of Potter. Andromeda considers the past of the House of Black. Teddy is where they collide. It isn't always pretty. Immediately after Deathly Hallows and continuing through that summer. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,971 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Andromeda T., Harry P. - Complete
International Magical Cooperation: Raising Harry 5 by aramie.greyson reviews
Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts, part five of the Rasing Harry series. See profile page for full summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,652 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P.
Æternus Praestolatio by bluelotusflower reviews
Brought to an Alternate Reality where Voldemort died years ago, Harry Potter has to cope with, yet again, being expected to save the world. The problem is, he failed the last time he tried. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,778 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Hardest Riddle by Wheezy1 reviews
Harry acquires the ability to travel dimensions, gathering training and skills so he can eventually defeat Voldemort. Independent Harry, Manipulative Dumbledore, eventual HPGW. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,558 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Love, Your Pocket Sized Friends by Puffy Marshmallow reviews
Remus has always known his friends were unique, but to provide an all-out confrontation to tell Remus that he resembled a creature that they might name something cute like "Snuggleface?" Second year. The confrontation about Remus' lycanthropy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Beating doh by cein reviews
The team have their own way of dealing with Jack's immortality.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 502 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Wouldn't Be the Same by Nomad1 reviews
The Dark Lord is defeated... but there are still NEWTs to pass. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
That Other Fellow by sciathan file reviews
One Shot. The Muggle Prime Minister certainly never asked to be a war minister. Much less a secret war minister. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,777 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Maximus! by padfootsrevenger reviews
Harry and Luna, after the final battle where they lose everyone they hold dear, find a way to transport themselves to another world where Luna poses as Harry’s twin sister. Hello world here they come! *Unfinished* Adopted see profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,958 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P., James P.
Not Quite by dogbertcarroll reviews
HP Discworld crossover. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, but he's not quite what anyone was expecting, but what can you expect from a boy raised on the Disc?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 454 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual: TENTH DOCTOR by Petty Insanity reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own TENTH DOCTOR unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your big haired broom in a suit, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Wizards, Superheroes, and Jackalopes by Willow-Bee the Cat reviews
Harry is sent to live with relatives in the US after the events of GOF. There he meets Luna Lovegood. The problem is, his relatives are superheroes. HPDC Comics XOver. HarryLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,994 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Learned Lessons at Hogwarts by the Marauders by black4minister reviews
The marauders guide to trouble making for future generations. Read to avoid unnecessary detentions and injuries
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Day That Martha Jones Refuses to Acknowledge by Lady Yueh reviews
While you're here you may refer to me as your Lord and Master. God is also an appropriate title. But I refuse to answer to anything below the rank of Prince. Capiche? Day 2 in the 'Days That Never Were' series. LotTL Spoilers. House, M.D. Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Martha J. - Complete
Venom by Nankinmai reviews
He shouldn't have asked. He shouldn't have been curious. But who wouldn't want to know why the Potter brat was still alive after a deadly snake bite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 3,798 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Nullifier by Aedalena reviews
Harry Potter, the first nullifier since Salazar Slytherin, doesn't feeling like playing the hero. But when he goes back to the time of the Founders to learn from Slytherin himself, he finds himself in the middle of a war, trapped by enemies old and new.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 124,460 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Eternity by Onatah1 reviews
Spoilers for DH. Another oneshot to add to the burgeoning collection as a followup to Deathly Hallows. A certain portrait through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Skin Deep by Vingilot reviews
Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth. Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 231,238 - Reviews: 3021 - Favs: 3,244 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Walk by N16 reviews
Harry is reminded of himself as he tries to deal with teenage Teddy, who is angry about his lack of parents. Against his better judgment, Harry decides to share with Teddy some information about Remus and about the war. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Growing and Standing by Crazy Mishka reviews
AU. Harry meets a deaf Hermione in 4th year and comes to realize that part of Growing up is Standing up. Luna, Neville & Hermione become his friends, and he grows more into the thoughtful man he will be as long as she's by his side.[social mess, stigmas]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,995 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 180 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Women on Top by Maddy-Riddle reviews
After the war, the wizarding world needs to be rebuilt and wizards need to stand together again. The future demands a new order, and the women are up to that task. SSHGLM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,148 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 2,529 - Follows: 795 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Worst Mistake by snape'smistress-in-law reviews
Regulus made a horrible mistake when he was fifteen that ruined three lives forever. Spoiler alert: everyone dies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,867 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Regulus B., OC
Cumulatively Uncomfortable Conversations by MichiRini reviews
The Midnighters have made a pathetic attempt to get past airport security, but now they must face the long arm of the law. Rated for mild language. Oneshot. Done in an interview style, as heard by one poor, innocent tape recorder....
Midnighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
Hobo Potter by Marz1 reviews
The good news: I think I've managed to ditch Lestrange. The bad news: I still haven't figured out how to beg for spare change in Bulgarian.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,954 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P.
When the Wind is Southerly by EllieMurasaki reviews
How different could things have been if, on August 7 1993, Sirius Black had gotten to 4 Privet Drive before Harry Potter left? Borrows from whydoyouneedtoknow's Dangerverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,514 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Twenty mostly Random Facts About Hermione Granger by donahermurphy reviews
A short oneshot on Hermione's feelings about Hogwarts, Dumbledore, and life in general. Takes place after OoTP. Not a monologue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Hermione G., Alastor M. - Complete
Four Conversations That Could Have Saved The World by so caffeinated reviews
In the end, it all comes down to the moments we choose to live or don’t. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Grab A French Model, Of Course by Novocain reviews
Harry tells a few postwar truths. [I've spilled so much blood that I'm surprised I don't still smell like it, and sometimes I see splashes of crimson on my clothes, and it's. Not. Fair. I'm eighteen going on Vietnam veteran...]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shattered Moments by Rurouni Star reviews
[Sequel to Out of Time] And for every small change, there is another, and another, and another... Hermione goes into fourth year with a misbehaving timeturner and the knowledge that there is a dark future to prevent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,828 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 3,749 - Follows: 3,218 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Go With the Tide by Tantz reviews
HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,461 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Shiny Snitch by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Harry Potter in the 26th century... And the crew of Serenity's along for the ride. Drabble challenge, multiple crossovers. Back in business.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,533 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Mal, River
Charge the Contempt to My Credit Card Please by Miss Whiskers reviews
It had started as a joke, of course that was how all great ideas started, after all. It was odd, though, that the events that would shake up the Wizarding World was a plan put together by a nerd, a little sister, a chess master, a ditzy girl...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
If At First You Don’t Succeed… by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 132 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 6,402 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
How We Survive: Winds of Change by twighlightshadow reviews
For Harry Potter, returning to Hogwarts means many things: food and a warm place to sleep, a strange mix of laughter and peril, and divulging a secret. Danger is on its way. Sequel to How We Survive: The Runaway. Welcome back to Hogwarts, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Tea and Sympathy by Jocemum reviews
HPB Spoiler Warning! Hermione is helping remove traces of the Order from the compromised Headquarters when the traitor returns. At long last: COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,583 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Numbers Never Lie by klynie reviews
A fair bit of shouting, some tears, and advice for a bad hair day. A Snape is Hermione's Father story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,812 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 306 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
The Perfect Azkaban Breakout by pstibbons reviews
A response to all cliched Azkaban!Harry fics. Harry is in Azkaban for a crime he DID commit, leaving Hermione & the Order with a Mission Impossible to get him out. I didn't despise MoRon and Gin when I wrote this, so they get killed, not bashed. Ends HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,280 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
All Those Years by Lucathia Rykatu reviews
Each year during his shopping trip at Diagon Alley, Sirius would see a lonely boy there who wasn't a Hogwarts student. That boy's name was Remus Lupin. An AU in which Remus never went to Hogwarts and Sirius never sent Snape to the Whomping Willow.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Awareness and Funds by Jobey in Error reviews
Why we haven’t heard much about S.P.E.W. lately. Set: 1996, 2006. Characters: p'wned!Hermione, gallant!Ron, Luna!Luna, and an almost-a-good-sort-this-time-around!Rita. Canonicity: DH barely put a scratch on it, even the post-war chapter! 2/2
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9934 - Favs: 13,627 - Follows: 3,996 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Substitute Professor by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Self proclaimed werewolf professor James Potter is at it again. When their DADA teacher leaves during a lesson on werewolves, James decides to play substitute.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2006 - James P. - Complete
Big Name Death Eater Three by Shiv5468 reviews
Seveurs is trying to get some sleep, but a friend is in need, and Malfoys are plotting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,934 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 160 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Harry’s Allegiances by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s sanity, or lack thereof, is again discussed in much detail, along with his allegiances, the Houses, Dumbledore, glitter and the Daily Prophet. The day is just getting worse. Sequel to Harry’s Sanity, with about the same amount of plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 564 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Big Name Death Eater Part deux by Shiv5468 reviews
What Hermione did next.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,284 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
How We Survive: The Runaway by twighlightshadow reviews
An attack on the Dursleys left Harry to fend for himself. Years later, an overheard conversation results in new challenges which may prove impossible in the long run, such as remaining hidden in plain view, learning to trust again, and staying alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,439 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Play to Win by the Prince's Jewel reviews
The Gryffindors are having a Human Scavenger Hunt. I play to win. Yes, it's a self insertion. I felt like annoying Gryffindors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Life's a Drag by WastelandRose reviews
It's not a good idea to get drunk and try to plot... The Marauders learn this first hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 182 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Big Name Death Eater by Shiv5468 reviews
Have you ever wondered what really happened at the Death Eater meetings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,015 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/17/2005 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
5 Things That Never Happened to Canon's Snape by Darth Stitch reviews
Five things that wouldn't happen to everyone's favorite Potions Master. Or maybe it would. Some slashy hints of HPSS and SSRL. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Endgame by unlikely2 reviews
A series of oneshots, mainly Snapefic, following the events of Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Severus S., Alastor M.
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
There, By the Grace of God, Go I by Scion of Kushiel reviews
Oneshot, complete. Five years after the fall, two unlikely people meet in the most unlikely of places, both seeking the same thing: redemption. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Case 546: Harrison Evans by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Celestial Requiem sidestory. A tough New York private investigator is on the hunt for writer Harrison Evans, alias Harry Potter. She's determined to get him and close the case, even if it takes a little bit violence to get her point across.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,472 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Harry P.
Balance by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Hogwarts is under siege, and it's going to take everyone to find a way out of danger. Chapter 23, The end of the story, at long last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,055 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,023 - Reviews: 3489 - Favs: 4,436 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Black Light by Dante Lewis reviews
COMPLETE! AU What will Snape do when his sister dies, leaving him to raise the child she bore to Sirius Black? Call Remus Lupin of course! But a life built on secrets is but a house built on sand as they will discover. 1st FF Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 96 - Words: 337,263 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4631 - Favs: 4,067 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Ramifications SSG 2point5 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Actions, even desperately stupid ones, have consequences hence this sequel to Stuck, and Stuck in the Muddle. New and improved with an EPIILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Dark Lord's Little Helper by StarryGazer reviews
COMPLETE. Ginny is stuck with Draco for the summer, uncovers a plot to kill Harry, and discovers an unlikely ally in the demanding aristocrat. But being seen as a little girl and the son of a former Death Eater can really put a damper on the victory parad
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,507 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/21/2005 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3383 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Blind Faith by xyvortex reviews
Blinded at the age of four Harry Potter struggles to have a normal life. On his eleventh birthday he finds out he can have anything but. please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,022 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Howler by pyrebi reviews
James Potter is bored at school. One day at breakfast, a boy sitting beside him gets the one thing every student dreads: a Howler. My version of how James and Sirius met. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Things That Can Go Wrong by yaoi-is-wowie21 reviews
....While Seducing Your Potions Master. Take one messed up Harry Potter. Add one extremely uninterested Severus Snape. Mix it all up with some wacky random plots and you get my story! HarrySeverus....sorta. Absolutely odd.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 170 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
S is for Slytherin by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's second history lesson: Gryffindor was a perv and Slytherin wasn't much better. The third history lesson: don't mess with the Master. Class dismissed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,771 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/18/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sharks, Circling by orange crush reviews
“Could you speed this up ?” Sirius paused to spit out a tooth. “I’ve got to be dead before the first of the month, or rent’s due.” (R is for language, and very AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 1,756 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Like Stones by orange crush reviews
post-Ootp, RS. "...a girl's voice, tentative, all eggshells and pity. Hermione then, so respectful of his feelings. Bugger. “Er, Mr. Lupin ?” He feels boneless and drunk and something like a nostalgic whistle is chortling in his ear...."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Overdone Plot Devices by citygirl1116 reviews
Exchange Students, time turners, potions accidents, long-lost twins, mysterious new powers, snogging, more exchange students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,349 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P.
A Werewolf's Secret by Kimagure reviews
Yet another "how the marauders became friends" fic. May be a bit different characterization than what you're used to. Non-OotP compliant. AU as of 6-21-03 and WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,084 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/20/2004 - Published: 2/15/2003 - Remus L., James P.
The Great Social Equalizer by Briana Rose reviews
Remus gives us a small taste of his attitudes towards lycanthropy, while James ponders something profound for once, Peter christens terminally ill birds Morty, and Sirius faces the old adage, spare the wand, spoil the child.Very silly Marauder fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Connection by KrystalRoze reviews
It's Harry's fifth year and he's finally able to escape the Dursleys only to find that Voldemort has other plans. After numberous failed attempts to rid himself of the Gryffindor brat, Lord Voldemort now knows he must change tactics. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,922 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Complete
Because I'm Famous by Deborah Peters reviews
It's the height of the second war against Voldemort, but certain mundane tasks still have to be undertaken--such as getting one's Apparition license. Will a simple secretary be overwhelmed by Harry Potter's celebrity?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Harry P.
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 138 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
He sends in an application every year...but what does it SAY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S.
Cywir Carennydd by Lone One reviews
A Marauders era fic, Remus centric. Everyone needs friends, even little werewolves. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,840 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Different Perspective by akscully reviews
The other Gryffindors have plenty to say about Harry and Hermione's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3713 - Favs: 6,426 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Friendship and Secrets by The Breeze reviews
Susan and Harry are friends during a terrible time. HLuna, HSusan Bones, DG. RH SusanErnie An angsty oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,957 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Flying Commentary by mamalazzer reviews
Draco Malfoy, having lost his position as seeker, is now Quidditch Commentator. And an extremely bitter Slytherin is not the best person to commentate on a game where his former side go against Gryffindor. All-Dialogue fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 113 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Draco M., Ron W.
Relations: Family and Otherwise by Jas Masson reviews
“Great,” said Malfoy, in disgust, “that’s just great. That’s the second time in so many days I’ve crashed at a sporting activity. I’m wearing a Weasley jumper of all bloody things. I’m skating with Harry Potter. And to cap it all off I
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,098 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/23/2003 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 2954 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Severus S. - Complete
Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by Indigo Ziona reviews
Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/26/2003
Slashing Snape by graciela g lilo natalie reviews
Severus Snape discovers he's the subject of fanfic, most of it slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Feuds by MorganD reviews
In their fourth year at Hogwarts, James and Sirius discuss the ancient rivalry between Gryffindors and Slytherins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,921 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2003 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Laughter by Jack Of Some Trades reviews
Harry lost the man he had come to think of as a friend, brother, and father. But laughter is one of the best medicines, and death isn't about to stop him from helping the healing process.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Pledges by Amireal reviews
**COMPLETE** Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. SLASH HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,007 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/24/2003 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Fire and the Rose by MetroRhos reviews
A potions accident leads to an unexpected meeting of minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,361 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Lady of Shalott by Ibex's Lyre reviews
*Completed* The question answered, the curse come true, the end is upon her, and the beginning...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,369 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/8/2002 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 243 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Slytherin Pride by Lisse reviews
The members of Slytherin find themselves forced to choose between what has always been and what must be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2002 - Complete
Conspiracy of Silence: Sixth Sense by Nomad1 reviews
Severus Snape's sixth year at Hogwarts. Sometimes you have to follow your instincts...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,260 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Stuck in the Muddle With You SSG 2 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Nothing really changes... Although the Slytherin Study Group really wishes that it would! A sequel to
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Stuck Slytherin Study Group 1 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Short silliness involving several stymied Slytherin students, including one Severus Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Conspiracy of Silence: First Impressions by Nomad1 reviews
Severus Snape's first year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,182 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/20/2001 - Published: 11/11/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete