Tark Mwain
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Joined 12-22-09, id: 2187845, Profile Updated: 01-02-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Animal Farm.

Hey readers, I'm Sarah. Here are some random facts about me:

-I play the trombone. and it's not funny.

-I'm not a tromboner. =

-I'm a lesbian, as if you didn't know by reading all my naughty fanfiction smut! ;)

-Music is the single most important thing in my life. People can take my pride, dignity, and my sanity but they will never take music away from me.

-I beat up boys. =

-I am a Christian, which some people don't think is possible because i'm gay. well let me tell you, it is possible. I believe in God with a ferocity that you wouldn't believe. lol i was a lesbian before i was a Christian.

-I'm smart, but I'm very lazy.

-If I'm into something or someone, I'm very passionate about it, and it scares people most of the time. I'm a Scorpio, what did you expect? LOL

-I have an amazing talent for making people feel uncomfortable. Like, it's so cool, i should try it on you.

-A wonderful girl has stolen my heart. and she hates gays. FML.

But yeah, that's me. sort of interesting, but not really. thanks for reading my bio and my fanfics. reviews really make me want to write more! =

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Wild Horses by A Poet Of Dawn reviews
Alice & Bella fall in love, and try to be together, at all costs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,177 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Edge by fembuck reviews
One night when Edward is out hunting, Alice drops by Bella’s room to keep her company. Only, things don’t go quite as planned. Sequel to "Golden Slumber". Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,989 - Reviews: 1732 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
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Bellice reviews
Alice and Bella are both in love with each other, but neither of them know it. what will happen when they find out? femslash. lemons. AXB. rated M for future chapters. This is for my Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Alice, Bella
Pleasure Pain reviews
Short story of rape and romance between Boxer and Mr. Jones.
Animal Farm - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
Alice Kissed and Bella's Pissed reviews
some lemons, not really though. Alice begins to experiment and goes a step too far. What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete