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Joined 12-22-09, id: 2187924, Profile Updated: 01-21-12
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Soul Eater, and Pokémon.

~ Pen Names I've Went Through ~

SlaveKisse'

Mightu_Yuu

JashinCookie

Hidan's Female Counterpart

Susano Ikeda

Mihael C. Keehl

Queen Sophia

~ READ NOW ~

Update for 1-5-12

Why the fuck wont FanFiction.net update my profile? Fuck. Okay so I'll make this brief since it didnt update my profile the other damn time.

I'm no longer accepting requests for fanfictions or stories right now. Not till Im done with my current load of requests. I'm sorta biting off more than I can chew. Im being real with you guys right now. But when Im done, of course, I'll be back to accepting requests probably. Here is a list of the requests I have right now. It'll be in chronological order - from who requested first to last.

A [Deidara x OC Lemon Story] by Jewelbabii135

A [Hidan x OC Lemon] by KiLLerKin

A [Batman x OC Lemon Story] by Texas 512 Baby

A [Madara x OC Lemon Scene] by LawlietLover93

A [?] by Isaiya

That's it I think. I'm too lazy to go back and check, but I'm pretty sure I got all of them. Let me explain a little bit.

Lemon Story means an actual story. Like a full-blown chapter after chapter sort of thing... MAYBE. That takes longer and is a little difficult to end, but it's gonna happen.

Lemon means it might be able to be a one chapter thing.

Lemon Scene means I'm just writing a sex scene ... for someone else, in this case. Im writing a scene of pure lemon for LawlietLover93's fanfiction. Im so kind. In other words, this one wont show up in my list of fanfictions and stories. It'll just show up in LawlietLover93's fanfiction and she'll cred me. Go check it out when Im done writing it for her if you want.

BTW. The last thing is because she messaged me (or he, idk) for a request. But, never really messaged back. Still kinda waiting because Im nice :3 lulz.

Also, I will remove each request from this requests list when I am done with them. Btw It takes me a while to write stories... So dont rush. Esp with lemons and a good storyline.

... ~ ALERTS ~

My website: www[dot]wix[dot]com/sicawanq/udonghaenjun

Ive a TOPIC OF THE WEEK and if you answer to it, you might win a request for a one-shot fic of your choice ( : within Naruto. SO GO. AND READ IT.

Also, I'm working on Mine and Mine Only. I will rewrite the entire fanfiction. I'll keep the main components of the fanfiction but will make some adjustments and remove some things. Probably, the lemon scenes will be the same because those are a pain in the fucking ass to write.

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Money Honey by hotaru-darkness01 reviews
Kakuzu is notified of a 68 billion ryo bounty...only to find out that it is a woman he's looking for. Rated M for violence, lusty lemon, and profanity. KakuzuXOC No mary sue
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kakuzu - Complete
I Love The Way You Lie by Dark Promise reviews
MadaSaku. Part 1 is up. Beware, strong sexual themes. Read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Attrition by sinemoras09 reviews
In the midst of their battle, Sasuke turns into a child. AU. Gen. Itachi, young Sasuke. Oneshot. Spoilers for chapter 402 of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Be Inappropriate by LadyFoxy reviews
Hidan in a series of frenzy: pink nail polish, harrassment & more. A Collection of Oneshots; Humor, Fluffs and Lemons. SPIN-OFF from An Unexpected Reunion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,451 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
My Mitsukai by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Konan is pregnant after she promised herself she couldn’t be. How will Pein take the news? Does this baby even have a chance to see the world around it? PeinxKonan Rated M for certain reasons. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,086 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Vertigo by Dark Promise reviews
MadaraxSakura. Who was that woman? Madara’s dark eyes roved over the pink haired beauty. Sakura’s hair glittered ethereal pink in the light breeze. One thing he did know for certain, he wanted her. R&R! Heavy lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Obscenity by Midnights-AM-Child reviews
REVISED! Kidnapped by her father's enemy, Bankotsu, Miyoko's life is turned inside out by her dashing captor. Before she can find common ground with the foe, how long will it take for she and her father to reunite? Rated M for lemons and violence
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 50,283 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - [Bankotsu, OC] Inuyasha - Complete
Haven for lost souls by see1like reviews
When Madara ofered Pein to form Akatsuki, little did he know what he was in for. He certainly never planed on falling in love. now some rough decisions are need to be made. Yaoi warning! PeinXItachi-Main, MadaraXDeidara-slightly .LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,670 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
Hidan is a nuisance by sweetlittlecherry reviews
This is just some random story. Read if you really have nothing better to do. M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
What's This? by Abby-0-Abby reviews
Kakuzu drops Hidan in Christmastown, and boy is he pissed. Lovely crackfic and songfic at the same time xD Rated M for LOADS of language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Fifty Reasons Why They Mean Everything To Each Other by TheCorpseGarden reviews
A GrimmjowXOC fic. She looked all the more beautiful as sweat glistened off her naked body in the usual moonlit night. Pretty lusty fic, and it's also rated M for a reason.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Grimmjow J., OC - Complete
Happy Trail by Shitaki reviews
Sasori's the teacher, Deidara's the student and a desk blowing up brings them together? Romanceangst SasoDei Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,596 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Unending by Archica reviews
Sasori makes a new doll for himself. SasorixSakura. DarkPossibly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
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Deeply Mistaken reviews
Hidan goes insane slaughtering his entire village... all except for one close childhood friend of his. When she doesn't approve of the path he has taken, he will go to great lengths to change her views... Even if it means destroying her former self.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Grip reviews
Rape, kinky sex, kidnappings, threats, sex messages, etc. Madara x OC. No Mary-Sue, for the most part. LEMONY LEMONS! Rated M for a reason. Will have more frequent bunny humping-like action in later chapters. REVIEW! -GIFT-FIC-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,508 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Akatsuki, Madara U.
Mine and Mine Only reviews
Seven long grueling years of watching that beautiful little girl blossom into a breath-taking vixen and now he can't keep his hands off her any longer. Rape, violence, and everything in between. Rated M for language and possibly disturbing themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki
Restoring the Clan reviews
Mikazuki Minna is the woman - no, that would be incorrect. Only *14* Itachi impregnates her in hopes of reviving his clan. What happens when a certain someone tries to murder her and the child? Mature. Don't read if you dislike heavy hardcore smexiing ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
REQUEST: Oneshot for AkiraChan reviews
Short, but sexy and sweet Himiko loves Deidara but she shares him with her sister. Can they work this out...?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Dirty Little Secret reviews
Sheena. A slender and sexy seductress. Hidan. A malicious and mean maniac. Sheena tells him "rape me next time." So. He comes back... more than once. Every night. Why? Truth is: Hidan wants Sheena. Bad. Rated M for future rape, bondage, etc. RATE OR I'LL-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,455 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Hidan, Akatsuki
A Strange Fetish reviews
Sasuke has a hard time preventing himself from sexually assaulting Mikatsukii. What happens when he does? Rated M for rape, sex and the freaky nasty x3 For: Mikatsukiichan!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U.
Pikachu Speaks reviews
Ash, Misty and Brock take a trip to Sinnoh. While they're finding Pokemon, Pikachu suddenly speaks! Crackfic! Rated M for bad language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Hidan Lemon reviews
Kitade hates playing games, but what happens when they play a game called 7 Minutes in Heaven? Kitade gets paired up with a horny Hidan - now what? Rated 'M' for bad language, a sexy Hidan, a heated lemon and slight violence in future chappies. Descript.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,471 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
Sakura's Odd Endurance Challenge reviews
Ino and Sakura reunite after 3 years of training well, at least, for Sakura . Furiated, Ino challenges Sakura to a battle. Sakura thinks it's just a regular duel while Ino has something else sexual in mind. Yuri, gang rape, orgies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Stein's Madness reviews
Stein's madness takes over him and he rapes Marie... One-shot! Might add more chapters if there are enough REVIEWS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Franken Stein, Marie M.
Not My Type of Man reviews
Yuna, a stylish Konoha kunoichi, is sent out on a mission to scout the area outside of Konoha. She finds an injured Deidara and decides to help him, even though he's her enemy. What happens when Deidara attacks her and does malicious things to her body?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Akatsuki, Deidara
Stealing Pein's Love reviews
Pein has a young beauty in his care that he secretly finds attractive. However, Konan doesn't approve and is boiling inside with jealousy and anger. The pink-haired youth also loves Pein. How will things go as Konan tries to interfere? Rated: M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein