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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Oh wow, I didn't realise this account was still up...um I have a new one, with stuff that is much better than what's on here. so if anyone does stumble across this page, it's years old, and my account is actually here
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Lovegood Meets Zabini by Lady Whight reviews
Vignettes. Blaise Zabini is a Slytherin like any other: Snide and sarcastic. But what if the person he talks to is just oblivious? Luna aka Loony Lovegood is oblivious and Blaise rises to the challenge. More to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Luna L., Blaise Z.
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Bridget Jones's Diary: The Prospect of Fate by writer007 reviews
Bridget Jones believes that her life is now, finally complete. With a wedding and baby on the way, what more could she ask for? Little does she know, the chaos and diasters have just begun.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,390 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 11/10/2004
Absinthe by Thalia Kendall reviews
Bittersweet and intoxicating and dangerous... Bellatrix Black, cruelty, dominance, and Rodolphus Lestrange [BellaRodolphus WIP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,822 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 12/26/2003 - Bellatrix L.
The House of Pallas by Thalia Kendall reviews
Emma Dobbs, no-nonsense Slytherin proprietress of a house that shelters witches. Seamus Finnigan, Gryffindor Magical Law Enforcement Officer whose good humour had waned during the war. The story of two strong wills crossing paths. Post-Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004
Grease and Oil on the Wall, Who's the Fairest One by Padfoot the Better Marauder reviews
Grease and Oil on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" "It is Princess Hermione, my dear Queen." "WHAT! How can this be? I won the '91 Beauty Pageant of Faraway Land! I am an ex-Miss Faraway. And I am also a former Miss Fairytale Universe! No way tha
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2004
Hidden wish by Severiona Black reviews
Ever wonder what long forgotten moment Dudley remembered when faced with the dementors in Ootp?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 8/27/2004
Draco Malfoy's Point of View Goblet of Fire by VMorticia reviews
Like the title says - this is part four of Draco's point of view on the events in the Harry Potter books. This is OotP-friendly, and there WILL be spoilers ... here's chapter 30.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,951 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Draco M.
Bangers and Toast by Audra Lachesis reviews
Molly's cooking lessons never really took hold with Ginny - after two years and countless broken dishes, she can't cook any better than when she started. Looks like someone needs a new teacher... and Harry might just do nicely. Sequel to 'Lot in Life',
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
100 ways to torture Bellatrix Lestrange by Padfoot the Better Marauder reviews
Chapter 4 is up The name says it all. A personal fantasy of mine. I really need to write this, even though I don't believe Sirius is dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 7/23/2003
The Note Passers by Padfoot the Better Marauder reviews
[COMPLETE]The world unites to pass notes during classes! The Note Passers, starring James, Sirius, and Remus! Chapter 8 is up! PETER'S SURPRISE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Album by Padfoot the Better Marauder reviews
Song Parodies! Has the songs: The Black Family, Shut UP!, A Jolly Tribute and more! Come read them! Something you won't want to miss!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 7/21/2003
A Stroke Of Luck by Alchemine reviews
Dumbledore calls upon the skill of Master Nicolas Flamel to repair a piece of Hogwarts' magical regalia.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Albus D.
Twelve Again by Dhrelva reviews
After Professor Snape fails to return from a Death Eater meeting, Hagrid finds a young dark-haired boy who believes the year is still 1968. The victim of an experimental time-reversal potion, young Severus tries to adapt to a changed world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,686 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 10/9/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort
Thirty Second Romances by FishOutOfWater reviews
A series of short, utterly stupid romances featuring various Harry Potter couples. No pairings are spared! (Remus/Sirius NEW 8/11)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Snape Vignettes VOLUME THREE! by Sarah Noble reviews
Yet more fun from the Man with the Plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2003 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Severus S., Severus S.
A Marked Man by Dhrelva reviews
Severus Snape becomes a teacher at Hogwarts. Minerva accidently discovers something she shouldn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Severus S.
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Mangy Flea Ridden Dog by Bohemian Storm reviews
Sirius Black has an encounter with Sir Cadogan while at Hogwarts which results in Shakespearian insults and a lot of trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Sirius B.
Sibling Dynamics by CNJ reviews
That summer before their 6th year, tensions between Ron and Percy escalate into a blowup which could permanently mar their relationship. Strong language and a mildly violent incident. Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Marauders and the Triwizard Tournament by tempestuous reviews
Canon timeline? Who bothers with that! (a sarcastic Marauderfic parody) FINALLY UPDATED!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,902 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 8/8/2002
Intersections In Real Time by Ariana Deralte reviews
Just before Harry's eleventh birthday Severus Snape shows up on the Dursley's doorstep and changes Harry's life forever. *Mostly abandoned at this point*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,902 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/21/2002 - Published: 4/9/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Serpent's Tooth by Alchemine reviews
Fresh out of Hogwarts, Tom Riddle arrives in Little Hangleton for an unconventional family reunion. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002 - Voldemort - Complete
Drusilla's Type by LizBee reviews
1978. Drusilla finds a tasty morsel in Knockturn Alley. BtVS crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Severus S.
Crumbling Myths by Aliera reviews
UPDATED!! Young Severus returned to Hogwarts and things are getting darker than they were before he left. CHAPTER 7 is on! Please REVIEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,883 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2002 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Severus S., James P.
The Tragyls at Hogwarts: 1984 by Dhrelva reviews
Before Harris could finish reading his own address, the letter was snatched out of his hands. "Harris got in!" screamed a young boy's voice. "Harris got in Hogwarts!" And so it begins . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,168 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/13/2002 - Published: 8/13/2002
The Thrice Damned Coffee by Thalia Kendall reviews
Living with Roger Davies could be immensely frustrating! No coffee?! This could turn interesting...a fluffy, funny Roger/Cho one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/20/2002 - Cho C. - Complete
A Gutter Rat's Tale by Minnionette reviews
Swallowing his pride, Severus Snape reluctantly writes Harry Potter a very personal letter in which he explains not only his own past, but also the brutal history and ill-fated heritage of the Potter family. AU pre-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,998 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/2/2002 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
No Pain, No Gain by Thalia Kendall reviews
Another Bronze Snitch One-Shot! Roger Davies, disoriented by a bludger during a game...makes a rather humorous mistake afterwards...fluffy fun! *DONE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Cho C. - Complete
Woman in the Window by Bohemian Storm reviews
Lily remembers the love of another while James tries to convince her that it's over. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
SECRET DIARIES OF HOGWARTS by Sarah Noble reviews
You don't really know a person...until you read their VERY SECRET DIARY...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2002
Perfection by Thalia Kendall reviews
Percy's POV for 'Two Prefect Badges', telling of how he and Hermione fell in love. Fluffy One-shot, do NOT flame about pairing!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
The Razor's Edge by Dien Alcyone reviews
Severus writes in his journal post-GoF. Melodramatic as all get-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Severus S.
A Little Bit of Fun by indiegal reviews
Harry decides that they, as seventh years, need to have a bit of fun. A bit silly really, but never mind!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2002 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Speechless! by Thalia Kendall reviews
This could go with the other P/Hr fics I wrote. Percy needs to tell Hermione something important, but things never go exactly as planned...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2002 - Percy W., Hermione G.
Runaway by Aliera reviews
Twelve year old Severus Snape runaway from home to muggle London. Can a young wizard survive on his own? STORY COMPLETE!!! please read AND review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,616 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2002 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
The Sunny Funny Day by Sarah Noble reviews
What a Sunny Funny Day Severus is having! Features stupi things, inside joke sand stupid jokes involving inside things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Severus S.
The Snape Vignettes- by Sarah Noble reviews
This is a collection of vignettes all about my man Severus Snape, who deserves nothing less than to have horribly dumb (but thankfully short) fanfiction about him. These are bite-sized, prepackaged, ready-to-own stories to assist your smiley times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Severus S.
Sugar Quill Maneuvers by Alchemine reviews
When young Sirius Black gets his sugar quills confiscated in class, he goes on a mission to recover them. Reposted by request 7/21/02.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2002 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
From the Mystic Journal of Sybil Trelawny by Audra Lachesis reviews
Sybil Trelawny is sick of being branded a fraud. She's out to prove that her Inner Eye has 20/20 vision, by keeping a private journal of her own predictions. What does she See in store for Harry, Ron, Hermione, and the other denizens of Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/25/2002
Knowledge is Its Own Reward by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Have you ever had a theory...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Complete
Twists And Turns by Alchemine reviews
When the King of the Goblins comes to Hogwarts asking for help, a random group of students and professors must go on a mission into a strange land. (HPLabyrinth crossover; discontinued.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,558 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Diversionary Tactic by Thalia Kendall reviews
*DONE!* A grown-up Ginny wants to try out for chaser in professional Quidditch, and asks for help from the only Keeper she knows, Oliver Wood! A pointless, fluffy Ginny/Oliver fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Ginny W.
A Team United by Thalia Kendall reviews
When a team member gets seriously injured in a Quidditch match, the new Gryffindor captain decides to forfeit the game and his last chance to win the cup. Fred/Angelina with hints of George/Alicia and Harry/Ginny. FLUFFY
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2002 - George W.
Enter Scabbers by Jenavira reviews
After a rather stressful night, Peter finds himself an unlikely home. Spoilers PoA. (Updated after another beta; I *heart* SQ betas)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2002 - Percy W.
Stuck in the Muddle With You SSG 2 by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Nothing really changes... Although the Slytherin Study Group really wishes that it would! A sequel to
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,792 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
The Sweetest Things by Alchemine reviews
In the dark watches of the night, Snape gets a craving for a nefariously delicious Muggle confection.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2002 - Severus S.
Fade to Black by Blackletter reviews
The Potters are dead and Voldemort is gone. His followers have fallen and the Death Eater trials have ended. Severus Snape is the new Potions Professor at Hogwarts, but the memories of Voldemort's reign of terror have not been forgotten and one who knows
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2001 - Published: 7/9/2001 - Severus S.
Conspiracy of Silence: Second Sight by Nomad1 reviews
Severus Snape's second year at Hogwarts. Some things demand a closer look...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,596 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2001 - Published: 11/24/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
Legends in the Making by Jenavira reviews
James and Sirius have some fun with the first years...at Remus' expense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/14/2001 - Remus L.
The Parody by Rug reviews
If you can't be bothered to trawl through the 10s of 1000s of HP fanfics, but you're worried you might be missing something important, fear not! It all comes down to 10 or 11 basic plotlines, and here they are, combined for the first time in ONE fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/13/2001
Empty Chairs at Empty Tables by Jenavira reviews
Shortly after Sirius is sent to Azkaban, Remus Lupin returns to Hogwarts to remember his old friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2001 - Remus L.
This, Above All by Jenavira reviews
Towards the end of his seventh year, Harry Potter recieves a message from his father...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2001 - Harry P., James P.
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James Potter: First Impressions reviews
James Potter joins Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He meets three other boys who become his close friends, one boy who quickly becomes an enemy, and one girl who James just doesn't know what to think of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
I Have Something To Tell You reviews
In the 5th Book we know Dumbledore tells Harry something, and this Fic goes though all of the different possiblites ~2 Chapters~
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Albus D., Harry P.
The End reviews
The last Showdown between Harry and Voldemort...who will win in the never ending war between Good & Evil? Set in HP's 7th Year, Short, only 1 chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort