Author has written 2 stories for Fairy Tail, and Harry Potter.
Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after Pirates, and before Ninjas.
Ha! Take that world!
If you are one of the many people who's parents hate everything to do with this website, and you go on here partly to piss them off, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are one of the people who NEED technology in your schedule, copy and paste this onto your profile.
We all know that school cafeteria's practically serve us week-old road-kill. If your school does this, copy and paste this onto your profile. If not, TRANSFER WITH ME!!
Ways to reject a guy:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
If you are in need of these rejections, Copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you are on the dark side (Where the cookies and milk are), copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are an anime freak, copy and paste this to your profile.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. (Cuz they have to be "polite")
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. (Again being POLITE!)
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. (cuz they feel bad for doing nothing the whole time!)
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. (cuz you aren't close like PB and Jay are)
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. (cuz they know they will "ACCIDENTALLY" lose it)
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. (They don't know you and don't want to owe you anything)
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. (they are not friends but acquaintances)
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. (because they're bastards!)
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. (Boring)
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. (cause they don't loves you)
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter because they think it's baloney!!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
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