Fairy's Queen
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Joined 12-22-09, id: 2188074, Profile Updated: 07-02-12
Author has written 2 stories for Fairy Tail, and Harry Potter.

Lumberjack

Lumberjacks are the second most awesome people group, after Pirates, and before Ninjas.
Real Lumberjacks have an ax and existed long ago and wear flannel, suspenders, and pants. They have hairy faces and kick ass. They will cut down any forest easy, because they are awesome.
Fake Lumberjacks are the modern day lumberjacks who wear bright orange and they use chainsaws because they are too weak to use an ax. They also eat lots of flapjacks. Sing and breakdance.

Ha! Take that world!

If you are one of the many people who's parents hate everything to do with this website, and you go on here partly to piss them off, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are one of the people who NEED technology in your schedule, copy and paste this onto your profile.

We all know that school cafeteria's practically serve us week-old road-kill. If your school does this, copy and paste this onto your profile. If not, TRANSFER WITH ME!!

Ways to reject a guy:

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.


Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.


Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.


Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?


Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

If you are in need of these rejections, Copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you are on the dark side (Where the cookies and milk are), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are an anime freak, copy and paste this to your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. (Cuz they have to be "polite")
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. (cuz they're hungry and more familiar with you)

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. (Again being POLITE!)
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! (Cuz you're already part of the family!)

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. (cuz they feel bad for doing nothing the whole time!)
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! That guy was using a chainsaw!" (cuz you were there helping out like partners in crime would do!)

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. (cuz you aren't close like PB and Jay are)
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. (they really do love you)

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. (cuz they know they will "ACCIDENTALLY" lose it)
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. (Cuz they care)

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. (They don't know you and don't want to owe you anything)
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." (cuz they're so used to you being around and all)

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. (they are not friends but acquaintances)
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... (You secretly already have O.O)

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. (because they're bastards!)
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you (Hecks Yeah!)

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. (Boring)
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." (that sounds about right)

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. (cause they don't loves you)
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. (Cuz your like homies!!)

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (aka: people who come in and never go out)

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter because they think it's baloney!!
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this STUFF because it's so true!!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

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Rangiku vs Gin by BlessedRain reviews
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Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru
Slut Year by Scrotie McBoogerBalls reviews
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The Mad Girl With A Suitcase by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
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A Penny For Your Thoughts by 123lookatme reviews
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Um, Poof? by Caris L. Clearwater reviews
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The Other Black by Megan Evans Potter reviews
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Holy Devil by silviaelisa reviews
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Sweet Delight by jhuckey reviews
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Exchange Students reviews
Dumbledore tries one of his many schemes to promote house unity. Bad description but please read! I do not own Harry Potter. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Fairy's Guild reviews
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