Author has written 1 story for X-overs, and Harry Potter.
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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
First off, hello, and fair warnings! I cuss. Sorry if that bothers you, you'll probably want to find something else to read.
I am LGBT friendly (it'd be a bit hypocritical if I wasn't--I'm bi, and rather gender-fluid), and I'm active in the BDSM community. Most of my stories will have Dom/Sub undertones, if it's not out right blatant. I'm bipolar (well, I have a "mood disorder not otherwise specified", but the medication is for bipolar disorder, so that's what I'm going with here), manic (not to be confused with maniac, although I've been called that too), neurotic, and I'm on medication for anxiety/depression, so those might show up as well.
As I said, I'm gender-fluid, bisexual, and kinky. I'm also polyamorous (for those that don't know, it means I believe you can love/marry more than one person without neglecting/cheating on your spouse or spouses), a bit of a nymphomaniac, and female, if the 'ess' in my screen-name didn't clue you in.
I live in fear of the zombie apocalypse, I'm paranoid (especially when alone, outside, at night, and on a new moon. Yes, new. The full moon is nice, bright, welcoming, and it gives a silvery glow to everything if you don't have light pollution mucking it up), and I'm terrified of spiders. I don't like heights if what I'm standing on wobbles (like if I'm climbing a gate or on a really high diving board), but I love them if it's sturdy (like a tall roller-coaster). What can I say? I'm an adrenaline junkie, but I like to know that what I'm standing/sitting on isn't about to dump me on my ass.
I don't consider myself Pagan or Wiccan (or anything else, really. Including Atheist), but I do have a lot of similar beliefs. I'm a kitchen witch and a stitch witch. I try not to use the word magic very often--for many people, it conjures thoughts of stage-magicians, sleight-of-hand, and trickery, pun intended. If you want my personal view of magic, magick, or magik, however you wish to spell it (pun unintended this time), then send me a PM asking. This is getting too long as it is.
I AM HUNTRESS, HEAR ME RAWR!
EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS STORY!!!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7532664/1/5_Times_Mill_Bulstrode_Came_Out# is by disamphigory. This...this...I ran into this earlier and it still defies words. This story...Just read it. If you have ever had any thought, ever, positive or negative, EVER, about a transgendered person, read this story. NOW. And be ready to feel.
Imagine you find an absolutely wonderful story--flows from one sentence to the next easily, gripping plot-line, just the right amount of conflict, maybe some romance, the whole works. Let me guess. You're thinking "What's the catch?" The "catch" is, this beautifully written story has been abandoned. Have you ever run into something like that? And doesn't it make you want to find the author and tell them, "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! You got me all excited and into this story, and you don't even finish it?!" That's what's happened to me, more times than I can count. Which is why I've made this pledge:
I promise to finish every story I publish on this website.
My posting tends to be slow, and short, as I never know if my muses are going to get bored, wander off, and forget about the story. They have a tendency to do that, you know. Get bored, run off, find some new and interesting plot bunny, and come racing back with it in their tiny little hands, screaming " Look, look! Isn't it pretty and shiny and fuzzy, and doesn't it make you want to go pick up a pencil and start writing a new story?" [sighs] Goofballs. . .
Movies: Catwoman (with Halle Berry in it), The Avengers (2012), The Hobbit (2012), How to Train Your Dragon.
Colors: Black, silver, dark green, amethyst purple, and TARDIS blue.
TV shows: Danny Phantom, Kim Possible, Doctor Who, Mythbusters (gotta love the explosions). Criminal Minds and Law&Order: SVU are decent, as is Bones. Oh! NCIS! I have a special little place in my heart for Abby Scutio, Jimmy Palmer, and Timothy McGee.
Pairings: The shorter list is what I don't read. And even there, it's a bit flexible.
I think that's everything... Oh, wait!
Extra stuff I found somewhere (probably on someone else's profile):
History Mystery -- Have a history teacher explain this...if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Both assassins were known by three names.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Homophobia is wrong. Copy and paste if you agree.
And, because the world needs to remember that there are good things too,
I am the guy who came out to the entire school in his senior speech and got a standing ovation for his courage.
I am making a difference. Hate will not win if we do not let it. If you agree, copy and paste this.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense began losing the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense finally gave up after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
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