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Name: Call me Lala.

Age: Too mature to still be a student.

Lives: Let's just say that I'm PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!!

Hair: Long Brown.

Eyes: Usually Brown. Really depends on the situation.

Husband: Severus Snape.


Severus Snape




Severus Snape


Horse-back riding


Playing Piano

Playing Guitar


Marble Blast Gold



Severus Snape

Pairings I support:

Harry Potter:

Hermione Granger & Severus Snape

Harry Potter & Ginny Weasley

Albus Dumbledore & Minerva McGonagall

Luna Lovegood & Draco Malfoy

Remus Lupin & Nymphadora Tonks

etc, etc, etc... ;)

Artemis Fowl:

Julius Root & Holly Short

Percy Jackson and the Olympians:

Percy Jackson & Annabeth Chase

I took this from a really great author:

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(as apposed to what?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

I am the girl... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a mobile or a house phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven put this in your profile.


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A Matter Of Decorum by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Hermione casts a hair charm. Lucius Malfoy makes a bet with Snape. But is Severus playing the role of Professor Higgins or of Mephistopheles? SS/HG, Post-DH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,280 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Things A Bright Girl Can Do by Brillant reviews
Hermione Granger is bored during the Christmas holidays, so Severus sets her a challenge. Funny, fluffy and, at times, a tiny bit OOC SS/HG. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,958 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Who You Really Are reviews
To me, you are all this... and more...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Severus S. - Complete