Author has written 3 stories for Vampires, and Maximum Ride.
Hey sorry it has taken me so long to update. Hope you like the new chapters on all my stories.
My name is wingedgrl15. But I preferred to be called winged. I was born on July 7 and I am a Cancer. I am in between the ages of 13-20. My hair is reddish with a hint of purple! I am a girl. As if you couldn't tell. I live in the USA! I have two dogs and two cats. They are all cute. I am a vegetarian.I am kinda clumsy. I don't play any type of sports because I am clumsy and unbalanced. It kinda sad if you think about it. I tried surfing a couple of times. I love going to the beach! I wish I could live on the beach. Sadly I don't. :( But when i am older and have my own house I will! I love reviews. I dislike flaming with a passion. I am on Fiction press and I go by the same user name. I just put some poems up. Check it out of you want to. Hope you like them. Uhhhhh... I have alot of friends. Some people, who are not my friends, consider me to be anti-social, emo, goth, a loner, and a few other things. Funnily I am none of those things! I am actually very smart, nice, talkative, and a shopaholic. I hope everyone who reads my stories reviews. If you don't I will send John (one of my characters) after you. I'm kidding. I'll send my weird neighbor. :P Again kidding. I love reading and writing. PM me if you have any questions! Bye. ~winged
I went to the movies on Saturday, January 23, 2009 and saw the movie To Save A Life.It is a great movie and I think you all should see it. It is amazing. All the actors are really good and cute. I wish I could see it again. It you see it or already saw it PM me! Hope you all go to see it. It truely is a great movie!
Here are some random facts about me:
Food: Vegetarian Pizza
Time for fun stuff:
Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep
during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times.
When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he
said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the
congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the
tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation
Fav quotes (in random order):
1. Have you ever REALY meet anyone normal?
2. What Twilight taught me: Brunetts can be stupid too (Personal experience... hint: me!)
3. My room not messy, it's creative :D
4. I tried being normal, but i din't like it
5. Ones upon a time, i had a life. then i discorverd reading!
6. When i'm hyper, i'm scary :D
7. Anyone can be a writer, it's the way you bind your words that makes you unique (AMEN! haha)
8. Edward Cullen is not real... GET OVER IT!!
9. Be a loser, because being cool is so over rated.
10. Go away, I am in my emo corner
11. If goth/emo is the new "cool", then why do the "cool" people still look down on them?
(Bold the one's you are)
SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
79 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
15 Things to do when your in Walmart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. then eat it.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
To maintain a healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping and you are woken up shout "AMEN!"
5. Put decaf in the cofee maker for three weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to Expresso.
6. Skip down the hall instead of walking and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
8. sing along at the opera.
9. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
10. When leaving the zoo, satrt running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your life! Their loose!"
Kind of amazing how stupid some people are...
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a child's Superman costume:
5 Things You Must Do At The Mall
1. Go on the merry-go-round!!
2. Use those 1 dollar message chairs!!
3. Leave a trail of pennies everywhere!!
4. Go in Halmark, and open all those singing cards!!
5. Look for suspicious looking characters!! ( usually tall, mysterious, and hot! )
Random Things To Know ( I get this stuff from other people's profiles, I think )
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
Cute but psycho- things even out.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
My heart is not a playground
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Join the dark side. We have cookies!
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!
There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
I see regular people! Run for your lives!
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
You say physco like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand)
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
Normal people worry me.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
I think they named oranges before they named carrots. "Hey, what are these?" "They're Orange." "What about these?" "Ah Shit!"
If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!"
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
I intend to live forever... so far so good
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again
Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight
Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you
You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you
I am not weird... just plotting
I don't obsess! I think intensely!
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.
When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be in the room next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
A good friend will call your parents Mr. and Mrs. But a best friend will call them mom and dad.
A friend has never seen you cry, a best friend had the best shoulder to cry on.
A friend would stand there laughing at you as you make a fool our of yourself, a best friend, would be up there with you.
A friend would let you have all the blankets on a sleepover, a best friend would leave you cold, and warm you up with a hug when you spit in their ear.
A friend offers you their seat, a best friend let's you sit on their lap.
A friend would tell off your stalker for you, a best friend would tell you how to tease them and mess with their minds.
A friend turns down the music when you ask them to, a best friend turns it up instead of down and smiles.
A friend never asks you for anything to eat, a best friend opens the fridge and makes themselves at home.
A friend will leave you behind if that's what the croud is doing, a best friend will always go with you.
A friend borrows your stuff and then gives it back a few days later, but a best friend loses something and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
A friend would knock on your door, but a best friend would walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
A friend you have to tell not to tell anyone, but a best friend already knows not to tell.
A friend would help you up when you fall, but a best friend would laugh, and then trip you again.
A friend believes you when you say your fine, a best friend will know something is wrong.
Friends say sorry after a long fight, best friends never fight.
Friends get annoyed at you for calling after they have gone to bed. Best friends say, "What took you so long?"
Friends will try to stop you from hurting the substitute you hate, but a best friend would say, "There's a violin case over there."
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump of a bridge, I go get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt!
MORE FUN STUFF!!
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile!
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile.
If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (this happens alot!!)
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (This only happened once)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile (Once!)
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time!)
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. (Happened the other day.)
if you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
if you have ever walked into a wall before copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree, that purple bunnies who are high on CATNIP and eat TACOS WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste
If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile. ( On;y happened once... jk!)
If you have ever shouted a random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you love to play pranks on your best friend, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you absolutely love anime guys with long hair, copy and paste this to your profile
If you listen to music and like it because you like the music, not because of the artist, copy and paste this to your profile
If you don't care about who makes the music, no matter how crazy they are (Britney Spears, Marilyn Manson), and you like it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile (insane laughter)
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. Only a vegetarian, like the Cullens!
If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "where to begin?"
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
People (I Do Not own any of these. I got them from other profiles.)
92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.
95 percent of American teen girls would rush in a mob to every sperm bank if Robert Pattinson announced that he had donated sperm. Copy this to your profile if you would be part of the 5 percent holding a gun, watching the mob rush by, and picking off the weaklings...
-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.
If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith, Copy this to your Profile
If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your ProfileIf you can't stand stupid girls, Copy and Paste this to your profile
If you LOVE JEZ REDFERN, copy and paste this to your profile
If you almost cried when Jez got staked, copy and paste this to profile
If you think Ash Redfern is Better then Jasper Hale, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
If you think Rashel Jordan is Better than Alice Cullen, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
If you think LJ smith deserves More credit for her Awesome work, copy and paste this to your profile If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profile
If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.
If you want little kids to stop screaming about Twilight every 2 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile
If you thing RashelX Quinn is better than AliceXjasper, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
If you think HannahXThierry is better than RosalieXEmmett, Copy and paste this to your profile
If you think you have ever had a dream/nightmare that you are married to Edward Cullen, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
If you like Turtles, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
If you think Night World Vampires are better than uh..Twilight ones, Copy and paste this to your profile
If you think Steph and Lj made you loose ur extreme fear of vampires, Copy and paste this to your profile
If you want the voices to stop, Copy and paste this to your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight. Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things or deciding that you'll give a friend all of the answers for the homework for the rest of your life if he'll find you and Edward. Crazy is when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters. Crazy is when you just said something very serious then burst out laughing. Crazy is writing Vampire and Werewolf history on your history homework. Crazy is when you stare at the wall out of boredom and make up a game with following the cracks. Crazy is when you someone sterotypes you from the little, if any, facts are known around you. Crazy it when you are supposed to be writing a paper but end up writing a story for fan fic. If your crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile and add something to the list.
Guy's point of view
This is very cute! And even written by a guy!
You might agree with it, but when it actually happens 99 of girls don't
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning, we
Don't tell us we're wrong.We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood I'm in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
Smile and say 'thank you.'
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, I think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!'
On the other hand I'm not saying I wouldn't like it either.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what they're doing just to look you in the eyes...and
Give the nice guys a chance
Holding Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a
Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold.
Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your
Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into
Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars,
guys: no grabbing!
Stop!! Stop!! Stop!! Stop!!
If you haven't stopped seriously stop!
Guys repost this if you agree.
Girls repost this if you think it's cute.
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this, so we hope that all the
Just in case you need a laugh:
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one...a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers..
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
P: Something loose in cockpit
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent...
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
P: Target radar hums.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
You say Soulja Boy-I say Slipknot
You Say Pink
You say: Pink
Five Resons Why Bella's an Idiot:
1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.
2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.
3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?
4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.
5. She's a freaking spaz.
Repost if you agree to at least three statements
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doe
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, .i.love.the.emo.corner., Swimming Cutie xoxo, TwilightHeart21 iluvtwilight4evr, wingedgrl15
May I just say, I want A Jacob. He's sweet, he's kind, he will do anything to win the girl he loves over... even when it is hurting him. He builds cars, he is strong, and hot! (in both ways) He may act like a jerk at times, but he does it to not show how much pain hes in. If you are a proud supporter of Jacob Black, and think he could so kick Edward's ass, show your love
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, TwilightHeart21 iluvtwilight4evr, wingedgrl15
If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile
If you'll take first watch copy and paste this is in your profile. (inside Maximum Ride joke.)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing that is Iggy, post this in your profile.
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.
If you agree that Fang is Fangalicious, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have a song in your head, copy this into your profile
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If you want to kill Sam and the red haired wonder, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've accidentally called one of your siblings or friends Fang, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel or Total copy and paste this is you profile (my friends call me max and i call them Angel and Nudge)
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times where you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on you profile.
If you have ever cursed loudly and then realized that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an annoying trio of girls and/or have an annoying trio of guys at your school who think they rule the Earth, copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. .
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune.
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Opening Credits:Love Struck- V Factory
Waking Up:Russian Roulette- Rhianna
First Day At School:The Words I Would Say- Sidewalk Prophets
Falling In Love:I'll Be - Edwin McCain
Fight Song:Hero- Skillet
Breaking Up:Foolish Games- Jewel
Prom night:Into Your Arms- The Maine
Life:Misery Business- Paramore
Mental Breakdown: Brick By Boring Brick- Paramore
Flashback:How to Save A Life- The Fray
Getting back together: Breathe- Faith Hill
wedding: I Do- Jewel
Birth of Child:In My Daughter's Eyes- Martian McBride
Final Battle:Goodbye Alice In Wonderland- Jewel
Funeral Song:Angel Standing By- Jewel
Final Credits:Who Will Save Your Soul- Jewel
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. (I've proved this one wrong!)
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted...
Here's a joke...
there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...
the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...
he gets big muscles and swims across...
but almost dies 5 times...
the 2nd 1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...
he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...
but he almost dies 3 times...
the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...
he turns into a woman...
walks 4 yards...
and crosses the bridge
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
This is about abortion...
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Try not to Cry
Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,
But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,
In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students who were lost
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile.