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Joined 12-23-09, id: 2188927, Profile Updated: 01-16-12
Author has written 2 stories for Song of the Lioness, and Harry Potter.

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A tiny bird moves a mountain stone by stone untill it has all been moved and then it puts it all back again and thats how long forever is and thats a very long time

-Quote from one of my favourite books 'Before I Die' (Thought by Tessa as she is about to die)

Yeah, I'm a big believer in random capitalization. The rules of capitalization are so unfair to the words in the middle.

But it was the last string. It was a lame string, for sure, but it was the one I had left, and every paper girl needs at least one string, right?

-Margo Roth Speigleman 'Paper Towns'


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Jumping to Conclusions by jiiterbug reviews
The story of how Kurt and Sebastian end up engaged.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Ava Watson Verse 1: Paved with love by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,497 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
In Anger by Kandakicksass reviews
Sebastian made one mistake and the rest of the dominoes fell, starting and ending with one Kurt Hummel. Implied Klaine, Sebastian/Kurt. Angry!sex, a fair amount of angst. HEAVY SLASH.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H. - Complete
Experiment by MissMeggsie reviews
It was in the dim firelight in the lounge of 221B that the idea occurred to him. It was something that had been bothering Sherlock for some time, and as he sat opposite the doctor in their flat, he decided to test his hypothesis. -JOHNLOCK FLUFF ONESHOT-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Four and Six by magic0logy reviews
Tris and Four go through her fear landscape, and she realizes that a certain fear is missing, much to Four's delight.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
The Hogwarts Rules by aliceinwonderland2000 reviews
There is a list of rules for Hogwarts...but how did they come about? Why are students not allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" when going to see Professor Dumbledore, or paint houselves blue and call them smurfs? Find out here...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,029 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - James P., Fred W.
The Darkness Closing In by redflame1020 reviews
After an exceptionally difficult night, Beka considers the unthinkable, but finds help where she least expects it. Then, after months away from the Kennel, she takes a surprising job offer.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rebakah C./Beka, Rosto the Piper
When Paths Cross by Starzgirl reviews
Alanna/Beka Crossover. What happens when George and Alanna get thrown back to the time of Beka and Rosto the Piper? Rated T for safety. A/G and B/R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009
Jokes! by Pippa Spark reviews
JOKES! My favourite jokes that I have adapted to various novels by Tamora Pierce. Alanna, Jon, George, Raoul, Daine, Kel, Rosethorn, Sandry, Tris, Briar, Daja... jokes for all! OVER 25,000 HITS! A variety of jokes, a fun read, please R/R!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,809 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Circle of Magic, Tortall
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Bellarella by jaxsmommy23 reviews
Starting with a lost cell phone, ending with a changed life. Bella’s dealt with unfavorable events and unlikeable people. With his past and urge for revenge, it would be a surprise for her to walk away unharmed and for Edward to be happy with his choices.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 57 - Words: 121,200 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Stars In Corus by Her Ghost Eyes reviews
Beka already has her hands full with Dog business due to fights and murders beginning to brew all through Corus, but on top of that, she has to deal with changing feelings towards Rosto. Amidst it all, Beka is beginning to wonder if she's losing her mind. UNFINISHED/HIATUS
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,508 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010
My Sister Sees by Lady Obsess A Lot reviews
Kei is a six year old with bone white skin and hair. She has an unusual power that is unlike anything George Cooper has ever seen. And when Kei develops an interest in a purple-eyed page, George pays attention.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - George, Alanna
Rosto and The Haircut by Light of Polaris reviews
Rosto? Haircut? Two words that should not be said in the same sentence...in the presence of our favorite Rogue, that is. My take on Rosto's reaction to a haircut. Warning: Extreme vanity and inflamed ego. Caution advised. BxR. READ AND REVIEW! Oneshot.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
A Rogue's Chance by Starzgirl reviews
Sequel. Beka tries to avoid Rosto's advances after the kiss they had shared in which she had responded. Meanwhile, a new Deputy Provost has taken over Port Caynn and more and more Port Caynn Rats have been entering Corus...B/R. POST-BLOODHOUND.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,940 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
The Cursed Jar of Peanut Butter by lilac776 reviews
Neal is working on a spell when he accidentally reverses everyone's personalities. I swear it is better that it sounds. Includes Lord Wyldon cross-dressing, Kel going to anger management class and Alanna becoming a hippie. Crack!Fic
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Tortall
How to annoy characters from song of the lioness by so perfect it hurts reviews
this book is 10 ways to annoy all your favourite characters from song of the lioness. each chapter is a new character. hope you enjoy it. please review!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Complete
Trickster's King by Eaglefire reviews
Before the Lioness ever picked up a sword, her future husband was a boy in the Lower City, struggling through a hard, common life as he rose through the ranks of thieves and tricksters, destined to become lord of them all. George's story. All of it.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Tortall
A Rogue's Gamble by Starzgirl reviews
Post-Bloodhound. Rosto reacts to reports of Beka being seen with a gambling cove in Port Caynn. What happens when Beka returns to Corus and a sore Rogue? Hinted at Beka/Rosto. T for safety.CHAPTER TWELVE: TAKIN' A GAMBLE up! Bloodhound spoilers! COMPLETE!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,327 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Much Shortened and Edited SOTL by lilac776 reviews
The title says it all. AU. WARNING: completely OOC. Suppossed to be funny though; from tranquilizer guns to granny wigs, this is how I interpreted the SOTL series.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Tortall
Some Kind of Love by Queen of the Ramen reviews
Ron and Draco are soooo in love! And what about Harry and Hermione! They are too! AND OMGWTFTHREESOMEWITHSNAPE! LOL! REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
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Alternate Ending reviews
How Harry Potter could have ended if Voldemort wasn't so cocky.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Purple Eyed Pauper reviews
Imagine everything was backwards… Alanna and her family were paupers in the city of Corus, forever looking up at the palace and wishing. Jonathan wasn’t Prince, just a noble training to be a knight. I’m heading towards an A/J fic, as much as it hurts me..
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Alanna, Jonathan IV