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Author has written 35 stories for Soul Eater, Rosario + Vampire, Buso Renkin, Law of Ueki, Inumimi, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Bleach, Marvel, Batman, Library War, Kingdom Hearts, My Little Pony, and inFAMOUS.

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The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

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Tsukune's confession by Kyubi1 reviews
AU. Tsukune is an ordinary guy in an ordinary school and normal. He has been in love with Moka Akashiya from the first day they met, but has not had the courage to tell her that he loves her, after all, she is the most popular girl and beautiful of all and coveted. His friends encourage him to confess that... Can he do it? Pass and read. Thanks to ruana007 and RightWrong to help me
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,519 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Tsukune A., Moka A., Kurumu K., Mizore S.
The Love Guru & the Love Struck Boy by Catyz101 reviews
AU. Tsukune and Kurumu have been best friends for as long as he can remember. That's just his problem they are just friends! When given advice from Gin, he goes to a love expert by the name of Moka Akashyia. Inner MokaXTsukuneXKurumu.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,791 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
What If? by Knickknack's Attack reviews
All the different 'what if' scenarios to Maka and Soul's relationship. A series of strictly AU one-shots dedicated to fluffy SoMa deliciousness.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Aversion by Katie Ann reviews
Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion. Somewhat TP, decidely oneshot, definitely LxZ.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Link, Zelda - Complete
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Smoke and Mirrors reviews
He always smelled like smoke. DelsinFetch
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Delsin R., Fetch] Eugene S.
The Farmer and the Fashionista reviews
Humanized! Applejack, in a moment of absurdity, invites Rarity to spend the summer at the farm with her. Nothing about this could change their relationship...right?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Applejack, Rarity
Pool Party reviews
Humanized! Twilight Sparkle, new college freshman, is taken aback by the actions of her new roommate. TwiPie
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Just a Nick reviews
Tsukune cuts himself shaving and things get out of hand when Moka gets a whiff. Drabble. My triumphant return from the dead!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Break from the Ordinary reviews
Princess Moka meets Ordinary boy Tsukune and embraces the feeling that they get around each other. But how will they stay together in the face of perverted suitors, jealous princesses, and wannabe girlfriends?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,744 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
Finding Out reviews
Namine considers herself an understanding and compassionate person, and normally she is. But right now, she seriously wants to take that keyblade and shove right up his- Axel x Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Roxas, Naminé - Complete
Childhood Friends: Redux reviews
A re-working of my childhood friends story, in which Tsukune is human, Moka's parents don't approve, and they can't resist their growing attraction.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,419 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Moka A., Tsukune A.
What if? reviews
What if Yukari had used Mr. Love-love on Tsukune instead of Moka? Takes place in chapter 1 of the season 2 manga; requested by Catyz101.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
Roleplaying reviews
Iku, Dojo decided, was more dangerous than the entire MBC. T for sex refrences.
Library War - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Dojo A., Kasahara I. - Complete
Changers reviews
In a world where vampires and humans live side by side, the Changers will turn you into a vampire...for a price. When Changer Moka Akashiya makes client Tsukune Aono her apprentice, they discover that the Changers might not always be what they seem.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,646 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
Notes on the Doorstep reviews
Moka isn't expecting a great Valentine's Day, but that all changes when she starts getting mysterious letters from someone who claims to be her secret admirer... Late Valentine's Day special.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
Tsukune tries to flirt and fails miserably reviews
Exactly what the title says. Just a short, for-fun drabble that I thought up. Crack. Chapter 3 up.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Mornings reviews
A typical morning in the Aono household. Now a series of one-shots.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Moka A., Tsukune A.
20 Truths about Batman and Catwoman reviews
For all the lies, there are some things that neither of them can deny. Here are 20 paragraph's worth of them, from the beginning of their relationship to the start of a new generation.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
9 songs, 9 moments reviews
a shuffle-song challenge for Moka and Tsukune
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Random thoughts 2 reviews
Kazuki and Tokiko's thoughts on each other. drabble.
Buso Renkin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Kazuki M., Tokiko T. - Complete
Random thoughts 1 reviews
we are born tied to our soul mates. drabble.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Life reviews
Dagger reflects on her life with Cloak as a superhero, a runaway, and a lover.
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete
Childhood Friends reviews
What if Tsukune was a vampire? What if he and Moka knew each other as children? These two simple differences in the Rosario Vampire universe have unexpected and far-reaching effects. TsuXMok
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
The Reincarnation of Ichigo Kurosaki reviews
He was gone when she woke up; just like that, out of the blue.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Mothers Day Special reviews
Why was Moka so happy? Early Mothers day drabble.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
50 Themes challenge: Ichigo and Rukia reviews
50 sentences of Ichigo and Rukia's relationship.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
100 themes: Haruhi and Kyon reviews
100 drabbles and one-shots, all centered around the relationship between Haruhi and Kyon.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
50 Themes challenge: Moka and Tsukune reviews
50 sentences of MokaxTsukune.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
Valentine blues reviews
Tsukune and Moka are hundreds of miles away on Valentines day...or are they?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Moka A., Tsukune A. - Complete
The day better than a dog treat reviews
Yuchiro s wedding day is just like every one else s, except for the bride...
Inumimi - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
Thoughts for a second
One second can mean a lot. drabble.
Buso Renkin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Kazuki M., Tokiko T. - Complete
Lying on the couch reviews
...is a very fluffy activity. UekixMori and slight SanoxRinko drabble.
Law of Ueki - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kosuke U., Ai M. - Complete
How to propose to your vampire girlfriend reviews
Tsukune has a problem: he wants to propose to Moka, but has no idea how! Who better to ask for advice than the members of his former harem? Rated T for sex references.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Tsukune A.
Middle school sucks reviews
Ever wonder exactly how bad Moka s middle school life was? Drabble. Not my best, but please check it out.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Moka A. - Complete
Meet the family reviews
Slight AU. Christmas fic.One-shot. Tsukune has a simple request for his girlfriend. But how will it turn out?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Evolution reviews
The evolution of Black Star and Tsubakis realationship, from the beginning to the end
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Black Star, Tsubaki N. - Complete
Afterglow reviews
Kazuki has some comforting words for a stressed-out Tokiko.
Buso Renkin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Kazuki M., Tokiko T. - Complete
You belong with me reviews
Exactly what you would expect. Tsukune is dating Kurumu, and Moka doesn t like it. Loosely based on the song and music video.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Reminiscing reviews
After finishing a test early, Maka thinks about an important event in her life
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete