New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!

WARNING: Contains bad language, character bashing, imaginary basilisks, inappropriate student teacher relations, babelized French, crossdressing, 'The 24 Hour Soap Opera Network', violence, Communism and eye of newt.

Hermione is a single mother who hasn't seen her friends in almost 10 years. What happens when Harry sets her and Ron up as a couple so that Ron can get a bussiness deal? Chaos of course!

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are asigned together for a Care of Magical Creatures project. The problem is, they can't stand each other. Or they think they can't... (FINISHED)

Draco and Hermione are forced to spend their summer together to sort out their 'issues' with each other. What will happen?

AU. Hermione doesn't think anyone can love her. She's just your typical Mary Jane kind of girl, but sooner or later, she realizes that there might be someone who does love her for who she is and not what she wants to be.

* FINISHED * Hermione and Harry, as usual, have ventured to the Weasley household for the summer holidays. Comedy and fluff abound in this tale on how Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger first got together told from Fred's POV. Sequel now posted.

Severus Snape and Sirius Black have always shared a strong mutual hatred, but never before have they been obsessed with each other. Whether it's love or lust, they're both disgusted by it. Someone's playing cupid, but is it fate, Dumbledore, or Voldemort?

**COMPLETE** Draco's obsession with revenge has unexpected results and now Severus and Hermione are trapped in the world of Jane Eyre. Will they be able to find a way back? SS/HG. To be considered AU and OOC to some degree.

***COMPLETED*** George/Hermione romance. Now that the relationship is completely out in the open, what's going to happen?

Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)

**COMPLETE** Love had always been forbidden...what will happen when someone refuses to be shut out? Danger. Love. Angst. HG/RL. To be considered AU and OOC to some degree.

Ginny wakes up one morning and finds herself in a totally different world. The year is 1607, she's a Muggle, there are only few magical people in the world, she's an only child, she's betrothed to her worst enemy, and she's . . . a princess?!

Malfoy plays a cruel trick on Hermione on a bet. Now he's stuck working with her all summer in a muggle bookstore. Can he make up for the damage he's done? Not as fluffy as it sounds, kids. I HEART reviews!

In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]

Hermione and Draco are sucked into a world filled with zombies. Pseudo Resident Evil crossover, and not to be taken seriously at all.

**COMPLETE** A child cursed at birth to a life of evil servitude by his scheming father. A wizard at the crossroads and the witch who will risk anything to save him. HG/DM. To be considered AU and OOC to some degree.