Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Twilight.
About myself: male and 26 years old. The avatar here is Morpheus from The Matrix, portrayed by Laurence Fishburne.
Claimer/disclaimer: any fanfiction I write belongs to me (as do any Original Characters - OCs I create), but the canon universes, characters, settings and so on belong to their respective authors/owners/creators/whatever. I don't make any money or have any other gain whatsoever from writing and/or publishing fanfiction, apart from the enjoyment of creation and having my ego stroked when people read it. Any fanfiction other people wrote which I reference and/or review here belongs to said people, not me. I don't gain anything by referencing/promoting them, either.
Note: if anyone doesn't want to be referenced, send me a PM and I will delete any comments about you and your story/-ies as soon as I read said PM.
Note2: I don't own the game "Age of Mythology" or anything about it.
My own stories:
The Birth of a Green Beast (Oneshot, Humor/Friendship)
This short one-shot shows how Might Guy -AKA Maito Gai- met Kakashi and decided to become a ninja.
(Kind of dull, really, and I didn't put much effort into it; a plot bunny I just had to get out of my system. You are much better off reading something off my favorites.)
More Than Tale (Oneshot, Drama/Fantasy/Supernatural)
The Hallows; those great, terrible objects. This is their story. Oneshot.
(My take on what happened with the Deathly Hallows and how they were created. After all, most legends have a grain of truth in them, but no more than a grain.)
Naruto of the Wood Release (Multi-chapter, Adventure/Drama)
A high-risk gambit by Danzo leaves an infant Naruto with the legendary Wood bloodline. Watch a multi-element-wielding Naruto on the way to fulfilling his dreams. Mokuton!Naruto
(A somewhat overlooked bloodline for Naruto, and one extremely useful for a container. My first multi-chapter story.)
A Legend Reborn (Multi-chapter, Adventure)
Rather than Naruto, a reborn Minato contains the Kyuubi; this is his story. Strong, smart, genjutsu-wielding "Naruto".
(Naruto dies, and Minato has to take desperate measures. How will the legendary Hokage deal with the challenges that would normally be Naruto's to face?)
Descriptions are Lethal in her Hands (Oneshot, Parody/Humor/Tragedy)
Bella gets a chance to describe her precious Edward out loud. Too bad she forgot to breathe...
One might think this was made as an obligatory Twilight parody, but it simply started as the question: "What would happen if all those long-winded descriptions from the original book were given voice?" My first reaction was to be horrified (which is why I didn't hesitate to kill off the protagonists now). The second thought was the concept itself, this plot bunny.
Yet unnamed & unpublished Naruto story (Multi-chapter)
Sasuke-centric. Sasuke used to be one of my favorite characters, but Kishimoto made him a douchebag. In this story, Sasuke will actually have a brain! And not be a douche. In Kishimoto's defense, every story needs a villain, but he could have given Naruto a brain and made Sasuke smarter to counter that. (Though that way, he wouldn't have dared touch Orochimaru with a ten-foot pole...)
August 2016: Note that any non-oneshot story of mine published until today is discontinued, though I might write a new Mokuton-Naruto fic. All these stories are my earliest works, thus much worse than anything I can write today.
HP) = Harry Potter, N) = Naruto
HP1)Harry Potter and the Dimensional Trunk by Ophiuchus (Multi-chapter)
"Post OOTP. COMPLETED. Harry's 6th year will be another exciting year. How does the trunk Ron gave him help his fight against V? Pre HBP. HG RHr"
This is highly overlooked for an HP fic (only 400 reviews - blasphemy), but quite enjoyable. It has some cliches but I suspect it actually started a few of them - it is a rather old fic, after all. (I'll give more detailed comments when I'm in the mood and/or reread the fic.)
N1)The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 (Multi-chapter, Work in Progress)
"What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards."
A "Naruto had been in ANBU since his early childhood" storyline.
HP2)Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot (Multi-chapter)
"Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live."
You thought that canon!Harry was lucky? That the universe conspired so that a (pre-)teen with no real drive or ambition overcame challenges he shouldn't have been able to? Wait till you read this fic! "I'm Mr. Black, and I am just a guy on vacation" (Harry). "Mr. Black – Ex-Dark Lord or the Incarnation of Death and Destruction", "Mr. Black allegedly destroyed several civilizations" (The Quibbler).
Features badass!Harry, barmy-and-head-in-clouds!Dumbledore (much more so than canon), a lot of americanisms (doesn't really detract from the value of the fic) and Luna and slight crack... all of which are to be expected; Rorschach's Blot wrote it after all. A classic, anyone who is interested in the Harry Potter fandom in the slightest should read this fic NOW if they haven't.
HP3)Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 (Multi-chapter)
"Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time."
Takes the concept of repeated time loops to an extreme, but we only get to see the "final" loop (there is a limit; even one more loop would result in Harry and the entire universe kicking the bucket for good, so no "I have more chances, so all's well"). The Harry of this fic is THE coolest and most BADASS I've ever seen. Heck, the entire fic is the definition of badass! Super!Harry but not cheap, super!Voldemort balances him out. Obscure creatures of untold terror show up under the control of Voldemort, and the author seems to have been heavily influenced by Stephen King - I think he even admitted so somewhere. Now there's a sequel up, the Heartlands of Time.
N2)Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit (oneshot)
"Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated."
Do You Remember Love -all of Digifruit's Naruto oneshots really- can make someone who hates the pairing NarutoxSakura, Sakura, romance fics, the Naruto universe, oneshots -even fanfiction in general- completely change his/her mind. Highly recommended. Digifruit's fics prove that True Art is NOT NECESSARILY angsty, since they can invoke extreme emotions, but feature only a little angst. She (or he?) is in my fav. authors list for a reason.
This fic in particular is a long-term time loop story, and kind of includes some of Digifruit's other oneshots in its plot, which is why I chose Do You Remember Love to slip in a review of all of Digifruit's Naruto fanfics.
""Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot."
If you believe in Jesus Christ... don't put it on your profile or try to convert people, you annoying person.
"Carpenter (noun): a person who builds or repairs wooden structures, as houses, scaffolds, or shelving." The First Hokage from 'Naruto', Hashirama, is technically a carpenter!