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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Writing does not come naturally to me. That is why I have written just about nothing. On another note, I can't stand ANY work that makes any character bashing. Some OOC, yes, I can handle that, but bashing just makes me cry.

Completely weird interpretations of stuff (Naruto "dark" canon, Ranma permanent damage through beatings, Asuka violence, ect) is just stupid, really. Before you yell at me for that stuff, allow me to explain. Look up tsundere. I don't want to explain. Suffice to say, every single show of the girl hitting the guy is COMEDY. Do NOT use as a basis for "Well, Sakura beats up Naruto, so she must be a bitch." Like hell. If any single wound caused by an attack lasted even until the next time they were seen, that might be a different story. They don't.

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Naruto Asunder by WrathfulSE reviews
The smallest of pebbles can create thousands of ripples. A simple off hand remark can create a lasting message. In the ninja world, these ripples will someday become the tidal waves that will tear the ninja world asunder.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 177,053 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fate eternia by Surarrin reviews
Within the miasma of an eternal languish, the light of hope shines with a magnificence unrelenting. Grasp onto it with your own two hands and pull yourself from purgatory and embrace a miracle. Uzumaki Naruto shall fight in the War of the Holy Grail.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,015 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Naruto U.
Clouded Sky by Negrek reviews
The truths upon which Tobias's life was founded are shattered, leaving him stranded in a strange, dangerous world. Soon he can no longer tell whether his enemy lies in the ones who hunt him or within himself. After all, evil is in the eye of the beholder.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 252,760 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
Mixed With the Lightning of Slaughter by Dayadhvam reviews
He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: under revision.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,477 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Aeon Entelechy Evangelion by EarthScorpion reviews
Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 301,798 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Shinji I.
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
On the Threshold We All Stood by ArujeiGo reviews
On September 13, 2000, the world ended. This is the story of the months leading up to Second Impact, and one man's attempt to unravel the conspiracy that binds the UN, Gehirn, and a group of men known only as "Seele"
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,447 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
Naruto: Bijuu Chronicles by YetAnotherAnon reviews
Bijuus were not simply self-conscious chakra constructs as ninja believed, but complex beings with complex origins. Some were as blindly malevolent as expected, while others were gifted with a keen mind. How does this affect Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 195,367 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Nom de Guerre by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
Akatsuki has been banished, and Konoha finally has peace. But it comes at a terrible price. When an old enemy rises again, Konoha turns to a strange ally for help, one who brings back memories that might be best left buried. Note: Slightly divergent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 251,544 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Points of Familiarity by Charles Bhepin reviews
On one hand, a young mage who begged fate for something that would validate her reason for being. At the other, a young man who sought the desolation of his existence. Where they meet, is the terror that would shake the very foundations of magic.-deadfic
Crossover - Evangelion & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 111,943 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010
Trip the Light Fantastic by firefly reviews
Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Neji H., Ino Y.
Naruto X: Rewrite by Blu Rose reviews
Over 50 years into the future, mutant weapons have been created, an evil cult has risen, and the bijuu have been reborn into new hosts. One is Kazaki Nataro, host of the Kyuubi and incomplete reincarnation of Uzumaki Naruto. There's just one problem...R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 658,373 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/26/2009 - OC, Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Waking by Sakiku reviews
Sequel to 'Dreaming'. Kakashi's recurring dream takes up more and more of his life. And he doesn't know whether to be grateful for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3159 - Favs: 4,523 - Follows: 2,349 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Deus ex Evangelion by ValikVicious reviews
Asuka Langley Sohryu is relocated from Germany to Tokyo-3 after the death of the Third Child in the battle against Sachiel. But soon she has to ask herself if Ikari Shinji is as dead as she's being told. And what exactly is she piloting?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,033 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.
Here and Now by KyLewin reviews
Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 192,736 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex. 3/3/15 Writing in progress...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,264 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Empyreal Paradox by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Naruto. Sakura. The Village of the Hidden Leaf. At the end, there was only the beginning. [Sequel to Garden of Sanctuary and Medusa Javelin]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 61,925 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
It Will Change Your Life by recodan reviews
REUPLOADED CAUSE YOU WHINED! What happened when a certain jumpsuit becomes required attire? Some crazy stuff, thats what! Don't send me PM's calling me sexist please. I get that enough in real life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 452 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Naruto: Project Enigma by Surarrin reviews
Dream, as long as you know it's not impossible to make it a reality.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Naruto U.
Medusa Javelin by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: A failed mission leaves the dreams of Team 7 forever shattered. As Sakura struggles to cope with Naruto's imprisonment, she slowly discovers a secret that has been hidden away from her for a long long time... [Companion fic to Garden of Sanctuary]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,208 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 2/10/2006 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Xanthic Growlithe Contract by Facia reviews
Elliot is just an ordinary new trainer. He has no new pokemon or special destiny. But something strange is going on. Unexplainable oddities are piling up, and hidden secrets are surfacing. Beneath the seeming normality of the world lies...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 33 - Words: 85,046 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Complete
Right Moments by Judah reviews
Ranma must discover what he wants and who he loves in a neverending day that is a spiritual journey to maturity. What might he do with boundless time?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,730 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Complete
Learning Curve: Book 1 by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
Almost a year after the Bakusai Tenketsu fight goes wrong, with nothing to lose, and nothing to live for, Ryouga returns to Nerima. His only thought his only concern: Revenge! But is that what he really wants? Or needs? version 1.4 RA RyN
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,635 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Ryoga, Ranma - Complete
At Ichiraku's reviews
Between stories, the Naruto cast complains about their fanon lives.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete