Laffy50
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Joined 12-24-09, id: 2189848, Profile Updated: 12-03-12
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hey Peeps this is Laffy50 here!

Name: Um... just call me Laffy

Age: Does it really matter

Gender: What do you think

Animes I like: Naruto, Bleach, Fruits Basket, Skip Beat, FMA, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, and One Piece

Fav. Characters: Naruto, Envy, Ed, Al, Hughes, Riza, Neji, Yuki, Kyoko, Ren, Rukia, Ichigo, Byakuya, Tenten, Ino, Hinata, Temari, Hidan, Itachi, Sasori, Kakuzu, Kakashi, Gai, Lee, Mikoto, Fugaku, Kisame, Pein, Konan, Luffy, Ace, Ussop, Sanji, Chopper, Robin, Franky, Brooks, Zoro, Hibari, Tsuna, Yamamoto, Reborn, I-Pin, Fon, Skull, Colonello, Lambo, and so many more!

Fav. Pairing: There are so many, I cant possible name them all.

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
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10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


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1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Hidan, Naruto, Hinata, Neji, and Ino

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina, HidaTem, PeinKona, NaruIno, ShikaIno, and SasuTen

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Me no likey

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Hidan's Akatsuki ring and Naruto Shippuden Clash of Ninja Revolution 3

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yeah...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku because me no likey yaoi

9. Which team is your favorite? Team Gai, Team Kurenai, Team Asuma, and Team Kakashi

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No, that's a stupid theory

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Hidan he's so sexy!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Idk... he's alright

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? HECK YEA!!!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? YEAH

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Yup

17. Sub or dub? Sub! Dub sucks eggs!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I HATE HER!!!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yup.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? What do you think?

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? HAKU OF COURSE!!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? WEIRDLY AWESOME!!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? SASUKE THE WHINEY ALCOHOLIC

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yes

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Uh-huh

27. Do you like lemons? Nah

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Heck no they wouldn't understand

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yeah

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? YUP!!!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yea

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No but that would be funny!

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? YES

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Nopey

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nah...

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. YEA!

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Yes he's sooo sexy (Rolls eyes)

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yup!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Maybe...

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. actually I do lol

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I don't hate them, I just don't agree with their life style

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

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New stories coming soon! Beth and Scarlet is currently being rewritten, so don't expect anything soon! Hopefully you'll like my new projects more!

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Identity Theft is a Serious Problem by G-POW reviews
Eh? Kaka-sensei's got amnesia? Wait, when did he get a perm? Wait, what's with the sweets fetish? Wait, are you sure you're Kaka-sensei? Eh? Who the hell are you? EH?
Crossover - Naruto & Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Gintoki S.
One Little Consequence by Simplywaters reviews
Discontinued. Originally was a story about Hinata finding a way to join Naruto's genin team, has since spiraled out of control, crashed, and burned to death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 127,367 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Bruised by Eleanor Rigby 000 reviews
Growing up being battered isn't easy. Growing up to be an heiress is nothing easier. AU. Major SasuHina. Minor NaruSaku. ShikaIno. WIP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,059 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Troublesome by thatonegirlwiththehat reviews
Meet Konan. He's your average dude, just trying to survive being in a criminal organization with nine S-ranked missing-nin... oh yeah, did I mention they're all female? Cue the PMS, perverted moments, and feminists with frying pans. Akatsuki GB, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
One Day by Misty Mina reviews
All this for just one day. Gajeel thought it was worth the effort. Gajeel's POV Takes place in the Magic Tournament *SPOILER* Gajeel/Lucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Gajeel R., Lucy H. - Complete
Akatsuki Overthrow by Alcemistnv reviews
Konan, after secretly watching Madara punish Pein because of a failed mission, decides that it is time that the Akatsuki leader gets what he asked for. She plots to overthrow Madara, and position Pein as the Leader of the infamous Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Photographs by Valkyrie0Magma reviews
Konan is now the leader of the Hidden Rain Village now that she left the Akatsuki. She can help but look back at all the good times she had with the group. *Takes place after just about every Akatsuki member dies* One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Konan - Complete
Original As Far As Innocence Goes by Aixyutin - Zwei Shonagon reviews
17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Akatsuki Chronicles: by Shael Uchiha reviews
A look into the lives of everybody's favorite group of S-class missing-nins. Each story is written in the POV of one Akatsuki member. Not canon and not exactly AU either-somewhere in between. I would appreciate honest reviews and suggestions.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Konan, Akatsuki
A Perfect Plan by sinemoras09 reviews
In which various characters, outside of their control, end up getting hugged. CRACK. Sai x everyone ftw. Random!Itachi for the bonus win. Sasuke doesn't like getting hugs :x
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sai - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
The Courtship of Kurosaki Karin, Espada Style by Bjorn reviews
What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Grimmjow J., Karin K. - Complete
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
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The True Story of FMA reviews
In which Fullmetal Alchemist will never be the same. CRACK FIC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013
The Price of Fame reviews
LeeLee Simons is a nineteen year old college dropout that has decided to pursue her dreams of acting. Though she didn't count on the creepy stalkers, jealous exes, and hateful sisters. But with her rising career and her and Pein's budding relationship, it just may all be worth it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Sasori, Pain/Pein
Beth and Scarlet: Off to Konoha We Go! reviews
Beth and Scarlet are two girls fresh out of stalker school. They're sent on a three year long mission to stalk a thirteen year old boy name,Uchiha Itachi. They are then faced with a life changing decision; save a young boy's life or keep the stalker code.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
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