Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
well like my profile name suggests im a girl. (are there even any guys on fanfiction)
my nickname is lou because my name is too long
i like fanfiction because its really intresting to read peoples storys.
Favourite fiction characters: CHAZZ MICHEAL MICHEALS(blades of glory), alec(twilight) , damon (vampire diaries), jasper(twilight) and ursula the sea witch(the little mermaid) she is so awsome
Favourite colour: red and black
Favourite actor: Colin Farrell (he is such a legend!!), johnny depp (mmm), antonio banderes
Favourite season: i live in the best place in the world dublin so the rain calms me and i think it is beatiful, i always love going out in the rain.
Interests:twilight saga, rock music, animals
Favorite Music:all rock music, three days grace, michael buble, kerrang, bon jovi, areosmith, back eyed peas, green day, paramore, the all-american rejects, madina lake, theory of a dead man, black lab, sum 41, shaggy, nickelback,all time low,boys like girls,black veil brides, escape the fate, bring me the horizon,brokencyde, framing hanley, avenged sevenfold, fall out boy, marilyn manson, linkin park
Favorite TV Shows:two and a half men, ghost whisperer, lie to me, kill it cook it eat it, i like watching documentrys also, the simpsons, futruama, malcom in the middle, Dr. Phil, one tree hill
Favorite Movies: BLADES OF GLORY!!, in bruges, one missed call, kill bill, unborn, grinch, the grudge, the little mermaid, twilight, new moon, eclipse, breaking dawn, underworld. lots more that i cant write down
Favorite Books:every darren shan book, my sisters keeper, 19 minutes, twilight saga, wuthering heights, most stephen king books. every other book ive red wich is alot
Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.
Jimmy: So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Coach: Oh, really?
Chazz: We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I’m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
Jimmy: disgusted I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means.
Chazz: No one knows what it means, but it's provocative...
Jimmy: No, it's not, it's gross...
Chazz: ...It gets the people going!
I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up...
I couldn't love a human baby as much as I love this brush.
Jimmy: Get out of my face.
Chazz: I'll get inside your face.
Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
Hector: to Jimmy after he's told him of a loophole in the rules of competitive figure skating that will allow him to skate again I'm still going to kill you someday.
Coach: You're the girl.
Chazz: You're my pretty lady, MacElroy.
Jimmy: Wait, why?
Coach: Because you whine like one!
turns to Chazz
Coach: And no one can lift your fat ass, you're on a diet starting now.
Did you carve up any ice... with your weiner?
I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat!
Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!
Jack Sparrow: to Barbossa Well, yes mate. See, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you need to watch out for, because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Ah, but fortunately I know how to counter it bad luck. The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. Then the sleeping man drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking."
―to Joshamee Gibbs after waking himsrc
No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks, so what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked—which we don't have—without first having found the key what unlocks it?"
'No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?"
―to William Turner
"One word love…curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it feels like. One day you won't be able to resist."―to Elizabeth Swann
"We must fight…to run away." ―to the Brethren Court
"Nobody move! I've lost me brain!" ―hallucination to Jack Sparrow
"Ladies! Will you please shut it! Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never actually met Pizarro but I love his pies. And all of this pales into utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" ―to Scarlett and Giselle
"What are you doing?"
"What are you doing?"
"No, what are you doing?"
"What are you doing?
"No, what are you doing?"
"What are you doing…er, captain gives orders on the ship."
"The captain of this ship is giving orders."
"My ship, makes me captain!"
"They be my charts."
"Well, that makes you…chart man!" ―Hector Barbossa and Jack Sparrow
"Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't this would probably never work."
―Cutler Beckett and Jack Sparrow "You know, for all that pirates are clever clogs, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things. I once sailed with a geezer lost both of his arms and part of his eye."
"What'd you call him?"
…"Larry." ―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbssrc
Mr. Gibbs, you may throw my hat if you like."
"Now go and get it."
―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs "Mr. Gibbs, any particular reason why my ship gone?,"
"The ship? We're on the ship. pause Jack! The ship's gone!"
"Really?" ―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs "Take what you can...
"Give nothin' back!'" ―Jack Sparrow and Joshamee Gibbs
Im normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
from in bruge (no offense to anyone but i just love this bit in the movie)
Ken: Coming up?
Ray: What's up there?
Ken: The view.
Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Ken: Ray, you are about the worst tourist in the whole world.
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.
If we dont change the direction we are headed,
we will end up where we are going
When you begin a journey of revenge,
start by digging two graves:
one for your enemy, and one for yourself.
If theres no breaking theres
If theres no healing
theres no learning
If theres no learning
then theres no struggle
but the struggel is
a part of life,
so all hearts must be broken.
Its been said
that the sadest thing
a man will ever face
is what might have been,
but what of the man whos
faced with what was?
Or what may never be?
Or what can no longer be?
Choosing the right path is never easy.
Its a decision we make with only our hearts to guide us.
But sometimes we find our way to something better.
Sometimes we fight through the regret and remorse of our mistakes,our malice and our jealousy, and the shame we feel for not being the people we were meant to be.
And thats when we find our way to something better,
or when something better finds its way to us.
Any story that end with "They all lived happily ever after"
is a crock. There are no happy endings. No endings, full stop. Life goes on. Theres always something new around the corner. You can overcome major obstacles, face great danger, look evil in the eye and live to tell the tale- but thats not the end. Life sweeps you forward, swings you around, bruises and batters you, drops some new drama or tragedy in your lap, never lets go until you get to the one true end - death. As long as your breathing your storys still going.
I like the night, without the dark you cant see the stars.
About Me:im six foot, i hate seeing people getting bullied, i like to protect people i see getting bullied, i love horror films, hate romantic films, im the clumsiest person ever, i dont like attention, i like blending in, i am shy and queit but not when people are mean to me or mean to others around me, i am currently writing a novel. but i wont show anyone because its just something i do because i like it. and i own a snake and a hamster.
i got this off someones page and i think it is really good
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree