Kantayra
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Joined 05-25-02, id: 219005, Profile Updated: 02-12-12
Author has written 15 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Naruto.

As of 3-13-03, this profile no longer contains a complete list of my stories. All my stories, including my NC-17 fics, are available at my website and my fiction LiveJournal:

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If you can't find something of mine here, check out those sites. That said:

Welcome to my bio, v 4.2! I'm a 30-something, female technical writer, who wastes way too much time writing fanfiction. (Yeah, it doesn't make much sense to me, either. o.O) I can also be found on LiveJournal as Kantayra:

My little affair with fanfiction started way back in grade school, when I would create cute stories - 'plotting' I called it - about the cartoons I watched. These evolved into long, contorted sagas, most of which never got written down. I've watched roughly a bajillion sci-fi/fantasy/hardcore nerd shows over the years, so they all provide a contorted background from which I pull my huge, verbose sagas.

Fandoms I have written in to date include: Alias, Angel, Buffy, Doctor Who, the Dresden Files, Heroes, House, Lost, Naruto, Night at the Museum, Pirates of the Caribbean, Real Person Slash, Ronin Warriors, Smallville, Sherlock Holmes, Supernatural, Tanya Huff, Transformers, and Veronica Mars. For all of those not listed in this profile (which is, incidentally, pretty much all of them)? Check out the links above.

I'm currently here for the Naruto fandom. I just got hopelessly addicted to the show, and have gobbled up every episode and chapter that I could. (Yes, I even suffered through all the filler. In one month. Now, that's dedication!) My top ten characters are: Shikamaru, Sasuke, Deidara, Sasori, Kakashi, Tenten, Naruto, Neji, Temari, and Tsunade. My top ships are Naruto/Sasuke and Sasori/Deidara. But, in the end, I'm really just in it for the laughs.

Anyway, I hope you enjoy my work. I love all feedback/reviews. Valete!

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The Sky by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Uchiha Sasuke dreams of the sky. After ten years, he begins to dream with the sun as the shadows in his memories begin appearing with startling clarity—and everything seems connected to this stranger who returned with covered eyes he longs to see.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,622 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love is Like by Ellcrys reviews
Even if it's killing Kotetsu to live a lie, he just wants to give Barnaby some happiness for once in his life. He's Barnaby's partner, he'll stick with him no matter what... so if Barnaby thinks they're in love, no harm done, right?
Tiger & Bunny/タイガー&バニー - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,797 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Kotetsu K./Wild Tiger, Barnaby Brooks Jr./Bunny - Complete
A is for Anteater by laurelangel reviews
Naruto gets Sasuke in trouble. What else is new? An anteater. Sasuke knew he should have stayed in bed that morning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,074 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Never Change by kally77 reviews
Series of ficlets set after the events of "Three Times When Sasuke Didn't Kiss Naruto". NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Annoying Game by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Naruto and Sai play a dangerous game to hone their shinobi skills. Their goal—to annoy their target enough to attack them both with their most powerful jutsu at maximum killing intent. Their next target—Konoha's number one recalcitrant Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,997 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sai
Big Mama Diaries by Tsushui reviews
Ever wondered how Tokuchi Toua became the way he is? Being raised by Big Mama can be one big influence ...or is it? This story is a prequel to "The Devil's Equal"
One Outs/ワンナウツ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Big Mama, Tokuchi T.
Little Naruto doesn't lie by kally77 reviews
Konohamaru's latest jutsu leaves Naruto with doubts about his sexual preferences. A clone and a few henge no jutsu will clear that right up. Spoilers for manga #347. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three times when Sasuke didn’t kiss Naruto by kally77 reviews
Three times Sasuke messed up, and one time he and Naruto finally got it right. SasuNaruSasu, spoilers for manga, now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,196 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fathers and Sons by kally77 reviews
At long last, someone tells Naruto about his parents.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Between Love and Sex by Songstone reviews
Sasori finally finds a way to satisfy Deidara in bed, even without the proper anatomy. All he needed was a willing third party. -Saso/TobiDei smut and the most awkward threesome ever written by yours truly-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Syzygy by Finnimbrun reviews
War has made them. Without it, they are adrift, and have no place in the world, except with those who are equally bizarre, corrupted, and deformed. Sasori-centric. Deidara. Could be SasoDei, or gen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Life After Death by Mortalita reviews
Sasori is waiting in a heaven-like world for Deidara after he died. Kakuzu and Hidan are there too. When Deidara finally joins them, can Sasori tell the dead bomber how he feels? SasoDei and hinted KakuHida. rated T for Hidanness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Insanity by kally77 reviews
Crack!fic. Spoilers for manga up to #412. NaruSasu - kinda. Naruto got turned into a toad. Only a kiss from his closest friend will turn him back into himself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sound of Dreams by Zrina reviews
On the eve of being confined to the village to keep the Kyuubi out of Akatsuki's hands, Naruto leaves Konoha to try one last time to save Sasuke from Orochimaru. NaruSasuNaru SPOILERS, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,745 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Landslide by Shaitanah reviews
As little as the Kyuubi knows about human emotions, it knows full well that its container’s heart beats a lot faster when he’s in the presence of one Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuke/Naruto; Kyuubi POV SPOILERS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Determination by SangreFriaFic reviews
Sequel to "Compromise". Spoilers for the latest manga chapters. Considering how long and hard he had to work in order to become the Hokage, Naruto certainly hadn't expected it to be an easy job. Little did he know just how right he was...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,261 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Compromise by SangreFriaFic reviews
Spoilers for recent manga chapters. Naruto doesn't know it yet, but this will be one of the most important days of his life. And it will bring more than a few surprises...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,035 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Indigestion, Expired Milk and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for short limey type scene and swearing. "Of course!" Sasuke deadpanned. "I can totally understand how you could confuse nausea derived from consuming off dairy products for locking lips with someone you find attractive. Totally."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dare To Hope by StarkBlack reviews
NaruSasNaru The Akatsuki are dead, and now Sasuke awaits his punishment for going rogue. Warnings: language, boyxboylove.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Avoiding the Issue by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 9/11/2004
A Lesson in Teamwork by Beliel reviews
Sasori decides to bring his reckless new partner to heel with a memorable lesson. SasoDei. Warning for mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Crush by Sugahlei reviews
Sasuke decides that alcohol is the next best thing to ignoring his issues...and most definately NOT just Naruto...but Naruto follows him home anyway. NaruSasu kindaPWP. Hey! Rated RNC17 cuz it's definately not tame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Come Undone by darkalbino reviews
Just how far is Naruto willing to go to get Sasuke back? Oneshot, SasuNaru, semirape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Silver Kunai by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto keeps making trades up from a single silver kunai until he can finally get what his heart desires... SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Evening Rain reviews
On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,182 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe by Ninjagrrl reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Happily Ever After by NinjaSquirls reviews
This wedding to Sasuke, this is the fairy tale ending Sakura always dreamed of.[sometimes late at night she thought that he was doing his best to forget he was getting married, but that couldn’t be true. it couldn’t.] SasuSaku onesided. Sasunaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twentythirds by Erisabesu reviews
When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Model by sharingank reviews
Deidara didn't realize that Sasori was a skilled drawer until the day his partner asked him to pose for a sketch. SasoDei oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sand In Your Shorts by Goddess33 reviews
Gaara's mission: Find someone to love. The target: Neji Hyuuga. Expect OOCness, pretty boys liking pretty boys, and snarky demons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,012 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Of Kunai and Haircuts by Nanaki Lioness reviews
[Mild SasuNaru] Naruto cuts Sasuke's hair.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Good Morning To You, Valentine by Nanaki Lioness reviews
NaruSasu. Naruto usually hates Valentine's Day, but maybe not today.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Goldfish by laurelangel reviews
Sasuke owned a goldfish. Once. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Suspicious Behavior by saucykate reviews
[SasuNaru] In which Naruto trips over Sasuke, Sasuke turns various different colors, and there is a lot of arguing over the size of crushes. Now with 40 percent more insults!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Closet Cuddler by Quack says the T-shape reviews
In which Sasuke has an uke moment. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Umbrella Boy by Sarsaparilla reviews
Umbrellas. Sasuke didn't own one. To his own knowledge, he had never owned one. Trust Them to get their hands on this piece of information. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Happy What? by Sugahlei reviews
Oneshot sortarandom ficlet! Yay! Naruto's naivity and Sasuke...well. Sasuke should never drink. ever. XD NaruSasu duh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Matter of Head by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaruSasu, NarutoSakura friendship. Sakura and Naruto talk out Naruto's ...ahem... relationship problems. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Living with Strangers by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Naruto makes himself at home and it sucks to be Kakashi. [Implied NarutoSasuke. Sequel to Avoiding the Issue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Losing Sleep by Sugahlei reviews
...Naruto loses sleep but not like that, and it's all Sasuke's fault. SasuNaru sweetstuff Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Voice of the Desert by The-MarmaladeCat1 reviews
Sasori and Deidara, whilst the two travel the land together a visit to Suna teaches Deidara more about his enigmatic partner.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Stone Skipping by Spectrum reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke finds Naruto brooding by the river.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's Tradition by Justice-hime reviews
Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Be Mine by Bizzle reviews
Valentine's Day is merely a commercial endeavor constructed to aid in my continuing hatred of all mankind." Well, yes, but it's also about love. (NarutoSasuke)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/16/2005
Underneath the Underneath by Shivvlan reviews
Things are not always as they appear, and people are not always who they seem to be. Wherever you are, whatever you do, and whoever you talk to, remember to always look Underneath the Underneath. Sequel to 'Skinless'. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,681 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Skinless by Shivvlan reviews
It’s said that beauty is only skin deep, and that to truly know a person you have to look beneath the flesh to the soul within the casing. SasuNaru. Almost Shounen-ai, but maybe just super-good friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,179 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Clouds Aren't Good Listeners by Angie-chan reviews
(One Shot) Shikamaru talks about his strange conversations with Sasuke. Hints of one-sided shonen ai.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2004 - Complete
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Akatsuki Dreams reviews
In their final moments before death, the members of Akatsuki experience one last vision of their past, their present, and what could be. This chapter: Pain.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Ninja Pirates from the Planet Jupiter reviews
Why teaching a class of young, would-be ninjas is every teacher's nightmare. Dedicated to poor, long-suffering Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Diagnosis: Clueless reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flesh and Blood reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Commiseration Night reviews
Now that they're jounin, husbands, and fathers, the men of the Konoha 11 get together once a week to commiserate about their sex lives...only Naruto doesn't seem to get point when he talks about his marriage to Sasuke. Naruto/Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pick Me Up reviews
Sasuke finally meets his greatest enemy: the singles bar. Faced with fangirls, fanboys, and bad pick-up lines, only Naruto can save him from this unstoppable terror. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Brief Mission reviews
Naruto regales the Konohamaru Corps with the tale of his most dangerous mission ever. Sasuke is not amused. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Game reviews
Shikamaru and Neji face off in the long-awaited genius battle of the century...or maybe just because they're both extremely bored.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
No, You're Sexy! reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
About Ten reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Teambuilding reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Communication reviews
S5. Buffy and Riley decide they need to talk, yet somehow the conversation turns to Spike... Transition from B/R to B/S. *COMPLETE*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2002 - Complete
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