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I am Lili

I got it to Vampire Acedemy! OMG I LOVE IT and i LOVE GLEE! And i love my four sister sister for being EPIC! Follow on twitter for updates our EPICNESS!!!!

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's

brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

THings to do in an elevator

Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP! Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly. Sell Girl Scout cookies. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. Shave. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there? Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming! Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. Censored by your son. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go plink at the bottom. Do Tai Chi exercises. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: I've got new socks on! When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness! Give religious tracts to each passenger. Meow occassionally. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Frown and mutter gotta go, gotta go then sigh and say oops! Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. Sing Mary had a little lamb while continually pushing buttons. Holler Chutes away! whenever the elevator descends. Walk on with a cooler that says human head on the side. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce You're one of THEM! and move to the far corner of the elevator. Burp, and then say mmmm...tasty! Leave a box between the doors. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it. Start a sing-along. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask is that your beeper? Play the harmonica. Shadow box. Say Ding! at each floor. Lean against the button panel. Say I wonder what all these do and push the red buttons. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your personal space. Bring a chair along. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: Wanna see wha in muh mouf? Blow spit bubbles. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. Announce in a demonic voice: I must find a more suitable host body. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Wear X-Ray Specs and leer suggestively at other passengers. Stare at your thumb and say I think it's getting larger. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler Bad touch!

MY FAV BOOKS BELLOWMaximum RideTwilight SagaWiccaDaneilx


may contain rude laugage

Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow"

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."-

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you"

"We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus"

"You shouldn't compare yourself to others they are more screwed up than you think."

"The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones never go away."

"I can either be your best friend or your worst enemy".

We crush the caterpillars then complain there are no butterflies

I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you can't have

If it doesn't fit force it, if it breaks it needed replaced anyway*

"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."

"I don't want to achieve immortality thru my work. I want to achieve immortality thru not dying"

Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

Don't give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford it.

Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change

Good friends will help you move. REALLY good friends will help you move bodies."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"Lies circle the earth while Truth is still trying to put on its shoes."

I wanna be different just like everyone else

Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt

I believe that imagination is more important than knowledge.

You can't argue with a sick mind

You're only young once, but you can be immature the rest of your life

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless you use magic marker then you're fucked

When faced with a difficult task, pass it on to a lazy person and she'll figure out an easier way to accomplish it.

"Dont underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers"

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the next cell saying "that was fucking awesome"

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

"Butchs are like roses, watch out for the pricks...

Stoners live and stoners die, and at the end they all get high, then soon the don't succeed, FUCK IT ALL LETS SMOKE SOME WEED!

Fighting for peace is like f*in for virginity*

It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again

A wise monkey never monkies w/ another monkey's monkey!

Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege*

Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!

Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!

They say true love hides behind every Corner...I must be walking in Circles! *

Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep


I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am not a player...I'm the game

I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!

I Know I'm Not Perfect, but I'm So Close it scares me~! ~

I smile because I have no idea what is going on

I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own

I'm not weird! I'm gifted*

You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!

~What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!


Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Hooked on funks worked far me, Kant cha tell?


Success comes before work... only in the dictionary

~*Never fight with an ugly person~*~they have nothing to loose! *~

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight; you can have it when I'm done!

~* Big Girls dont cry they get even*~


In some cultures what I do is considered normal

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.

Roses are red violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you,
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk

Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!

I don't come with dice-so don't play me.

This is an inside joke and your on the outside!

-That's all right, that's okay, you're going to pump my gas someday! -

Don't think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl

Don't Treat Me Any Differently than You Would the Queen

EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards

Life isn't a stop being a hoe!


Roses are red violets are blue I'm skitzafranic and so am I!

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

Fact: If you ever hurt get it back 10 times worse.

I never knew my father was an alcoholic until he came home sober one night..."

"Winston, you are drunk." - Lady Astor
"Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober" - Winston Churchill

"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over."

How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" - Alex Trebek

I no longer wish to belong to the kind of club that accepts people like me as members" - Groucho Marx

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk." - Stephen King

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember

How can there be self-help GROUPS?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date

Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!

Don't go away mad, just go away!

We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different

Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.

I'd like to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ass.

What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination.

If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister?

It's a beautiful world but everyone's insane."

~Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

It's not that I don't like you! It's just that when I'm not behind the mic I'm a person just like you!

A butch talks dirty to a women and its sexual harassement. A women talks dirty to a butch and its $3.95 a min.

"Drug laws create criminals"

Your friends are worth more than you think--$7.99 at least

"Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much."

"If you need space, join NASA, baby"

Its not an attitude ,its the way I am

Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil!!

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.

13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium.

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults.

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.


If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51. I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me.

52. Asking, "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and then walking away is only funny the first time.
53. The four houses are not the Morons, the Barons, the Smartelics, and the Junior Death Eaters

54. I will not tell Draco and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
55. I will not dress up in a dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to get him to do whatever I want.

56. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt to school.

57. I will not call Professor McGonagall "McGoogles"

58. I will not jump up, yelling "VOLDEMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a Order of the Phoenix or DA meeting.

59. I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his "Happy place".

48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

60. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

61. Telling Slytherin first years that to enter their common room they must point their wands strait up and say, "Morsmordre" is just plain mean.

62. I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

63. I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, We're Off to See the Wizard.
64. However tempting it may be, I will not send Voldemort a Christmas card telling him how much we all love him, even through these difficult times.

65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

66. I will not use Slytherine and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
67. I will not say, "Dude get a life" to Voldemort.

68. I must not point at Voldemort and say "I taught him everything he knows".

Maximum Ride fan quiz!
1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
ERRRRRR... YES! BUt nothin on Fang

2. Did you cry when Ari died?
Its a sercret, No, Maybe, Yes! okay i cried! geez, why not, he as Max's Brother, and turned gud at the end!

3. Do you think Fang is hot?
Not yes... BUT HELL YES!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

5. Do you laugh every time you hear the name Mr Chu?
i think whoever made this is racist! But yes i do laugh at it

6. In MAX, did you laugh histerically when Total started talking about marrige?
OMG yes at firt then i thought ... WTF!

7. Did you squeal at all the Fax in MAX?
Y.E.S then i dance around goin OMG OMG... then i read it again

8. Did you throw MR: STWAOES at the wall when the flock split up?

9. Who is your favourite character?
Can i say everyone - dylan and the bad people

10. Do you like Jeb?
i dunno

11. Were you making a WTF face when Max and Fang grew gills?
Not really, I could see it coming. but then it was like 'wtf, I thought they were part bird, not part fish!'

12. Do you reckon MAX was better than TFW?
even FANG was better than TFW

13. Did you get fed up with Angel and Nudge's slight attitudes in MAX?
nup, not really. Angel's attitude was WAY WAY worse in FANG

14. Order of favourites?

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
Guardian Angel by red jumpsuit or anthem by superchic[k]

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as the band playing the song on your ipod?
No But when Dylan sung in Fang i was like WTF,

17. Who do you think the voice should be?
Fang and MAx

18. Do you think that one or more members of the flock should learn an instrument?
Well, I said Fang is good at everything but I can see him on bass, Max on lead guitar or vocalist, Gazzy on drums, Iggy on keyboard (lol), nudge and Angel are backup singers, Dylan can stick his head between the symbols

19. What bugged you most about TFW?
All global warming obsessed, too short, no fax, bridgette and fang, nothing to do with the other books, the list goes on. The one good bit about it, though, was the birdseed

20. Fax or Miggy or Mylan?
Definately Fax

21. Did you cry when Fang left Max?
Yes, Fang cannot leave! but he did, and when i read his computer bit made me wana cry more.

22. Did you breathe a giant sigh of relief when Max brought Fang back to life?

23. Do you hate Dylan?
NO I love dylan!!!!

haha, how many of use believed me! DEATH TO DYLAN!!!

24. Do you hate it how Dylan is made for Max and she starts falling for him?
Not anymore

25. What do you hate most about Fang leaving the flock?
umm, the actual LEAVING THE FLOCK part. But also 'cause Max and Fang just hooked up and I want more Fax, no Mylan! Also, in the ANGEL summary, it says that Max might start falling for Dylan. MURDER DYLAN! I will murder JP if he hooks Max and Dylan up!

He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around

i totally cried for this >LOL

FAV Ouotes!!!

"'You...are...a...fridge...with wings,' Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. "We're...freaking...ballet...dancers.'" Maximum ride

"Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you."
Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy)
Max: (throws another pinecone at him)
Iggy: "Quit throwing things at me!"
Max: "Glad you could join us."" Maximum ride

Oh, no!! Here comes... CAPTAIN TERROR!!!

"'And how do you spell that???' the agent asked.
'Captain, like the captain of a ship," the Gasman explained. 'And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R.'
'Your name is Captain Terror. maximum ride

Fang grins, "You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much." Maximum Ride

"(after discovering that Fang can become invisible)
Gazzy: "I want to do it too!" (sitting mtionless)
Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."
Max:(muttering)"Appropriately enough"
Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)
Max: "No, you're visible."
Iggy: "Am not!"
Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?" Maximum Ride

"No," my mom replied, trying to keep a straight face. "She's cooking." Quick, alarmed glances were exchanged among the flock. "" Nudge asked. I heard someone murmer something about ordering a pizza. Maximum Ride

"I set off, off to kill the man I loved"-Rose Hathaway, from Vampire academy.

"I love you Roza. I'll always be here for you. I'm not going to let anything happen to you"-Dimitri Belikov, from vampire academy.

"Damn it Rose. Don't do that, Not now, you are playing on how i feel about you" Adrain Ivashkov, from vampire academy.

"Oh my god a kind word from Rosemarie Hathway now i can die a happy man"-Adrain Ivashkov, from vampire academy.

"It's like I said. You've never wanted me, never even considered me. The flower's, the rolled right off you. You were so gone for him, and nobody noticed. If you go do your thing,will you take me seriously? Will you give me a chance when you return?"Adrain Ivashkov, from vampire academy.

"Storm, she said softly, it's russian for storm." Alberta Petrov, from Vampire Academy.

"Don't go to sleep on me, Roza. Not yet." Dimitri Belikov, from Vampire Academy.

"Hey, Comrade..." Rose Hathaway, from Vampire Academy.

"I will never let anything happen to you." Dimitri Belikov, from Vampire Academy.

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." Edward Cullen, from Twilight.

Love Poem # 02
An Entrapment

My love, I have tried with all my being
to grasp a form comparable to thine own,
but nothing seems worthy;

I know now why Shakespeare could not
compare his love to a summer’s day.
It would be a crime to denounce the beauty
of such a creature as thee,
to simply cast away the precision
God had placed in forging you.

Each facet of your being
whether it physical or spiritual
is an ensnarement
from which there is no release.
But I do not wish release.
I wish to stay entrapped forever.
With you for all eternity.
Our hearts, always as one.

- Anthony Kolos -

You know you lived in 2010when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. I did.

Girl: just so you know i am extremely mad at you
boy: well just so you know...
i like your face.
love your eyes.
and when you laugh i get butterflies.
girl: still angry.
boy: still in love

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Not Ready by igonewild reviews
Nora was all too willing to give her all to Patch. Patch wants her, of course, but there's something stopping him from giving Nora what she wants. LEMONS on later chapters. PPOV R&R!
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,794 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Patch/Jev, Nora G.
The name of the game is Fax by TwilightloveandFaximumRide reviews
Fax. Fax, Fax, Fax, Fax, with a bit of Eggy/Illa. That's all there is to say. Fax. Rated T for, well, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,081 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Fang, Max
A side not seen by Kimoura.J reviews
Max and Fang both go to a performing arts school. Fang doesn't know Max yet but when he meets her will he be able to stop thinking about her? When in a performing Arts school everything is a hell of a whole lot better! Please Read.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,607 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Max, Fang
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5009 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Teenage Dream by WhatEven6 reviews
Max has a crazy dream... Fax. Not for kiddies!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,886 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Lissa
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12757 - Favs: 4,251 - Follows: 3,340 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Can Try Again by K. Renc reviews
Katniss and Peeta rebuild their relationship again with unlimited time on their hands, what could happen? Set after Mockingjay, before epilogue. Limey-Fluff
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Peeta's Pastry Puns by PeetasAndHerondales reviews
Post-Epilogue. Katniss and Peeta get down and dirty at the bakery, along with some jokes and other unexpected surprises. Kind of OOC, but it's all good fun. Sequel: Katniss' Kinky Cravings.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,400 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Everlasting by mrsbyakuyakuchiki1129 reviews
After Fang left the Flock, he felt as though nothing could replace the place in his heart where Max was. Yet, he still wanted to help her save the world. Using his blog to recruit new members, he never thought he'd meet someone like Ever. FAX/FangXOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Fang
Russian Mafia Boss by IceFemme reviews
Dimitri is on the run from the mafia. He then meets Rose... By smashing her window and jumping inside, in the process scaring the living hell out of her. What can possibly happen between the two in the time that Dimitri has to stay at her house for refuge? I mean, what was Rose actually expecting? More summary inside. HUMAN! Lemons! Not to mention adorable chubby little dogs!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,186 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
My heart, body, life and soul belong to you by Lillia Amber Granges reviews
Stevie Rae's heart is torn. New types of "fledglings" are popping up. Damien is called to Montana's House of Night. Jack isn't all he seems. The Twins are fighting. Everyone is keeping secrets, being jealous and finding confidants in the wrong people.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Zoey R., Nyx
AFLAfter Fang Left Me by pendragonc reviews
It's like the tittle says, this story takes place after Fang. Fang has left, how will the flock/Max survive without him, and will Dylan steal Max's heart. This is my first fanfic and I'm not really good summaries so please read and enjoy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Max, Fang
I Love You, Maybe by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Imagine if Max fell for Iggy instead of Fang. Fang is jealous, but keeps his feelings to himself mostly. When Max lets Fang move in to her apartment she shares with Iggy, emotions become mixed. Max's POV, Fang's POV. Miggy and Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,402 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Max
Another Story in the Life of Angels by etrainx3 reviews
Two weeks after the 'Jules' thing, life is perfect. But will a problem from Patch's past come and haunt Patch and Nora? Will they keep their love strong through all that happens between them?
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010
Oblivious by avstories reviews
Fang has been in love with his next door neighbor Max since they were little. Read on as he tries to tell her he loves her over the years. *summary sucks big time, but story is good*...please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 27,714 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Max, Fang
Move Along by shelbae reviews
Fang: Bad boy exchange student. Max: "Good girl" gone bad. One house. Two people. Well, five really. Not quite a plot yet. Humorish. T for language and possible violence. I like it! Finally, a title! Move Along All-American Rejects. Love the song or die.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,614 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Max, Fang
Last Sacrifice My Version by Emily-Baybeee reviews
This is my interpretation of the last book in the VA series. Please R&R. This is my first fanfic so any help is welcome.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,117 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Unexpected by mwilhoit reviews
Well this is JAX : haha and well please read it!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Max, Jacob
Crying on the Inside by Mollypolly55 reviews
I love Fang, I really do. I hope he still loves me after he finds out. We uh, kinda made love/did the dirty. But I have no clue what to do now! I'm sorta pregnant.. What do I do! Who do I tell! What about the flock! Most immportantly what about the baby?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 58,951 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Angel of Death by mwilhoit reviews
Fang is the Angel of Death FAXX : and read on! and its about death, and after it... : but it's not sad.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Max, Fang
Torture Yourself by alphayamergo reviews
Max is torturing herself, and it seems only Dylan can stop her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Max, Dylan - Complete
Ten Years Later by Ellie Parker reviews
Post FANG. Ten years after Fang leaves, he hooks back up with Max. but what will happen when they get back together? Eggy, Nazzy, and FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,629 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
I love him by Fire8343759 reviews
One-shot. Katniss discovers her feelings for Peeta before the Quell. What does she do with this discovery. Rated M for well you know.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Something's Missing by reviews
I'm horrible at summaries, and the title is stupid haha. But please read. Set after Fang... Fax. Rated T for language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,603 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Happy B'day Nora! by Ildolcefarniente reviews
When Nora's birthday rolls around, Patch has a special surprise for her.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,020 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010
New Found Nightmares by KatREADS reviews
Dabra is back, and she has taken Nora. what will Patch have to do to get her back, and will he have what it takes? can Nora hang tight for him to get there in time?
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010
Marrige troubles by DamonSalvatore'sFutureWife x reviews
Ever wondered what happens after breaking dawn? Well, this is my version.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
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I was, am MAXIMUM RIDE reviews
Max was abandoned. Alone and betrayed by the flock. Then she saw Fang who she havent seen in 4 years. What will happen? FAX! Maybe a little Dylan later on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/29/2010
MAx Teaching Dylan to fly reviews
4 tht comp this is my story!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Max, Dylan