Edward's DarkAngel
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Joined 12-26-09, id: 2190695, Profile Updated: 12-02-11

hey guys , I'm 25 yr old , college student..

when i first saw twilight the movie, i hadn't read the books, and after i saw it i download the 4 books from online and read them all in aweak.

i became obssessed with the twilight saga and after that i was watching an interview with the cast and they mintioned the stories on

fanfiction, so i thought what the heck i'll chek it out...and now here i am comletely facinated with it,and obssessed with every thing Twilight.

i tried to give it a try and write somthing, i have alot of ideas but writing is not my talent i cant seem to find away to put

my ideas into words...but i'll keep trying...

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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║╔╗║╔═╣╔╗║ with Obsessive Cullen
║╚╝║╚═╣╚╝║ Disorder put this on your
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Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Smart Sayings:

-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

-I'm still on earth because Heaven kicked me out and Hell is afraid I'll take over.'

-Suicide hotline...Please hold

-'Strangers have the best candy'.

-'So, you're a cannibal?'

-You're village called… They're missing their idiot

-You're just jealous because the voices only speak to ME!'

-Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you…

-Boys make good pets

-Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to…

-'Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.'

-'Muffins are just ugly cupcakes…'

-''Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.'

-'I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do'

-'I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.'

-'When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies'

-'I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their

morals questioned.'

-'Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.'

-My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

-Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

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Forbidden Love by Robsessed23 reviews
Bella and Edward's love is challenged because of their age difference. The small town of Forks just can't seem to understand their relationship. As members of the community don't support them, loved ones turn on them, and other people get in between them, can they pick up the pieces and move forward, or crumble under the pressure? Lemons, Drama and Romance oh my!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,576 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7809 - Favs: 8,375 - Follows: 9,977 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10638 - Favs: 11,801 - Follows: 12,450 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'm Sexy and I Know It! by reyes139 reviews
When I walk in the spot, this is what I see. Everybody stops and they staring at me.I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it...show it...show it...show it... I'm sexy and I know it! humor/romance with crazy thrown in between!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 3339 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Better Angels of Our Nature by Lissa Bryan reviews
Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,527 - Reviews: 3097 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6046 - Favs: 4,436 - Follows: 4,372 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11505 - Favs: 9,159 - Follows: 6,593 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Man Who Can't Be Moved by Jenny0719 reviews
Bella Swan is personal assistant to 'The Sexiest Man Alive', Edward Masen. Their natural chemistry has them giving into temptation, but will Edward's fame tear them apart? Or bring them closer together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 315,382 - Reviews: 4985 - Favs: 5,093 - Follows: 2,674 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6214 - Favs: 5,480 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5369 - Favs: 6,922 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2703 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5919 - Favs: 9,774 - Follows: 2,520 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tides of Fate by SparklingTwilight reviews
After four years in a bad relationship, and two years of depressed seclusion, Alice and Rosalie drag best friend Bella on a tropical vacation designed by fate. AH OOC. B/E, R/Em, A/J. Rated M for future lemony goodness and occasional strong lang.PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 365,101 - Reviews: 4591 - Favs: 5,031 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vibration of Love by addicted2twylyte reviews
Third story in Trilogy about Bella & Rob Pattinson. Bella continuously shifts realities between the world of the Cullen’s that she thought was fictional and her life with Rob. Edward struggles to keep the monster in its cage. Very Lemony.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,488 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Beautiful Boy by Snow.and.Roses.24 reviews
Bella Swan's best friend, geeky Edward Cullen comes to her one night, broken and so close to giving up that he's gone to desperate and heartbreaking measures to try to find a way out. Can she fix him? A/H Geekward. Give it a shot?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6375 - Favs: 8,825 - Follows: 4,058 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward and Bella: Love and Lust by avioleta reviews
A mature spin on Twilight. Edward must work to keep Bella safe in his world while they both deal with the everyday drama of high school life. This is the Twilight you wanted to read. E/B, HET, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,238 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Love My StepBrother by kairikh2 reviews
When Bella's mother remarries, she has to move with her new family, the Cullens.After meeting her future step-brother,Bella becomes immediately attracted to him.Follow their lives as they fall in love with each other. M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,427 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Desire by Erestellea reviews
Edward enrolls in Forks High after hunting humans. For the first time in his existence, he craves a human's body more than her blood. Will he realize that Bella is the girl of his dreams, or will his lust get in the way? Very detailed, Lemons, BxE love!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Romeo and Juliet by Nicholh2008 reviews
Bella is paired with Alice for an English project. They have to recreate a scene from Romeo and Juliet, Bella's favorite play. But she doesn't understand how two people can fall in love so fast, until she meets Alice's Brother Edward. LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,433 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11641 - Favs: 8,586 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19519 - Favs: 12,322 - Follows: 5,634 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7722 - Favs: 9,119 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete