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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

--Hello! I'm faintingfangirl1

"Nothing satisfies me. Its a curse."

“I thought we already established that I was the evil spawn of Satan who was taken from hell to torment you as your older sister.”

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

"Common sense is the enemy of comedy."

"Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART."

"Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil."

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity."

"You're a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you."

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma?"

"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking."

"You can be dora the explorer and i can be swiper ;)" 2 am is not a good time to be watching dora.

"Sam give them to me." "give what coach highley?" "Those M&Ms" "Ok :(" *Pulls out 3 mini bags* "My gosh Sam! I'm definatly gonna get Coach Causay now!" "Coach Highley I'm not gonna give you that stuffed panther on ebay for your birthday!" "Well... there not thrown away yet..." --works every time :)

"And you either bring your friends 1 step closer to hell or heaven..." *smack in my face!* "Sam wake up!" "IM AWAKE!!!" but i wasnt...

My friend... the blondest girl ever- her walkin behind cute boy... "Hello my name is lauren hobbs and i would like to marry you!" ya apparently he has very good hearing

Friend in math... *insert fist bump* "Why do you guys always do that?"- van horn "Well when you have a friend you will know why you do it"

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over."

Akatsuki icons!

Itachi /_\

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu --_--

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Tomboy to Princess by Princess Kairi98 reviews
Sakura has been a tomboy all of her life.Her five guy friends get a big surpise when she changes into a girlygirl over the summer.Will the guys fall for their friend or will the new guys seize her first! Sakuraxmultiple couples!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 160,482 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sakura H.
Rivaling love by JamieyMarieh reviews
Hey guys! I'm back I'mso terribly sorry for the time length I've been gone with! Every story is getting redited and revamped so stay tuned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,907 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,318 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 1,134 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Mrs Sakura ? by Frida-Froz reviews
Sakura goes shopping with Ino, but comes across a weird store. Meeting the hypo but two sided fortune teller Anak. With her spell Anak sends Sakura through a test to see who she really belongs with. SakuXeveryone! R&R! Idea is from KalliopeStarmist!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
My Life As A Clinically Insane Pink Haired Girl by PeinSaku reviews
My mom got called away on some kind of business trip yesterday, so my brother Nagato and I have to stay home alone for a couple of weeks. And since he just can't stand the thought of leaving me to my own devices, Jerk-face over here decided that he's gonna drag me along to his stupid little group meeting. Kill me now. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,197 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 183 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Sakura H., Pain/Pein] Nagato U., Akatsuki - Complete
I Didn't Mean To! by Eternal Grey reviews
Thanks to losing a bet Sakura has to spend the night in a forest where the Akatsuki hang out. What happens when she wakes up in a jail cell and everyone in the akatsuki spends time with her? Will she remain innocent and pure or will she lose it? SakuAkat
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,812 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 193,584 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Balls Out by Orange Sherbet reviews
"So lemme get this straight-you joined Konoha High's boys soccer team to prove that girls got game, too, and now every guy on that team wants to get in your pants?" I nodded. Ino laughed, "Sakura, dear. You're screwed."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Parental Control by Orange Sherbet reviews
Sakura's parents can't stand their daughter's boyfriend, so they've taken matters into their own hands. Based off the show Parental Control.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
I Hate My Big Sister by lovagirl132 reviews
Sakura has been abused by Aruka all her life. Aruka, Sakura's big sister, has gone out with 98 guys. What happens when guy number 99 seems more interested in Sakura and the beatings esculate? What's with the pick-up lines? DeiSaku. Onesided OCxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
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4 Brothers and me? Dang it reviews
Sakura and her 4 Very different brothers living alone together...? Kei-kun and her relationship will it be over because of just 1 of them? Will there be a love rival soon with her best friend? Will her evil teacher do something? Find out....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Finally! reviews
This is a remake of my way older fanfic of 4 Brothers and Me! Dang It! Sakura's finally getting the family she always wanted! But soon she'll know that there is no such thing as the "perfect family". (This first chapter is just a set up of the situation and a brief start! It will get funny haha) Please Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
How Orochimaru Really Died reviews
do i need to explain? hahahaha i had so much fun writing this! XD and i know its short sorry!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete