Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.
--Hello! I'm faintingfangirl1
"Nothing satisfies me. Its a curse."
“I thought we already established that I was the evil spawn of Satan who was taken from hell to torment you as your older sister.”
"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."
"Common sense is the enemy of comedy."
"Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART."
"Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil."
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity."
"You're a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you."
"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma?"
"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking."
"You can be dora the explorer and i can be swiper ;)" 2 am is not a good time to be watching dora.
"Sam give them to me." "give what coach highley?" "Those M&Ms" "Ok :(" *Pulls out 3 mini bags* "My gosh Sam! I'm definatly gonna get Coach Causay now!" "Coach Highley I'm not gonna give you that stuffed panther on ebay for your birthday!" "Well... there not thrown away yet..." --works every time :)
"And you either bring your friends 1 step closer to hell or heaven..." *smack in my face!* "Sam wake up!" "IM AWAKE!!!" but i wasnt...
My friend... the blondest girl ever- her walkin behind cute boy... "Hello my name is lauren hobbs and i would like to marry you!" ya apparently he has very good hearing
Friend in math... *insert fist bump* "Why do you guys always do that?"- van horn "Well when you have a friend you will know why you do it"
"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over."
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