Author has written 28 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, Kingdom Hearts, Speak, Misc. Books, Ouran High School Host Club, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hello, there. I don't understand how you made it to my profile page, let alone find my stories, but it's nice to know you came here. Do take a look around, skip all of the copy and paste stuff, though...
Summer has flown by and now I'm wishing that it would never end! Have I been updating a whole lot? Probably not, but I'm surely trying.
If you are looking forward to requesting a character, I have a list of all the TAKEN characters. If you don't see a country on the list, then PM me and we can work things out from there. It will take me some time to write the chapters, so please bear with me. My rules for the OCs are simple. There will not be a romance between human and country. Your character has to be as in-depth as you can make them and BE CREATIVE about this. If the country you want your character to share a room with is not canon, then that is fine. Again, that would be worked out. If there is already a character that is too similar to your own, then I will ask you make some adjustments. Anyway, let's see how my story will go with your character getting involved!
Name: Conny (It's easier to call me that, rather than using my pen name.) [Note: This is NOT my real name. I thought it would be nice to have an alias. Same follows for Lowell.]
Name: Lowell. (I'm the little brother. The one that doesn't have to make an account because he can appear on his sister's.)
Birthday: August 15
Birthday: November 24
Signs: Leo and Rat (The Lion and the Mouse, what a wonderful combination.)
Signs: Sagittarius and Tiger (Conny: Haha! Lowell didn't have a comment for this, so I shall make one! The Archer and the Tiger would be in an epic battle, forever being pitted against each other. The Archer would have an unlimited number of arrows, while the Tiger will always recover after each shot. Hmm... I should write about that.)
Favorite Animes: Fullmetal Alchemist, Axis Powers Hetalia, Romeo x Juliet, Black Butler, Vampire Knight, Prince of Tennis, Saikano, Soul Eater, Hell Girl, Gunslinger Girl, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Death Note. To Aru Majutsu no Index.
Favorite Mangas:Fullmetal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Soul Eater, Pandora Hearts, Black Bird, Kingdom Hearts(even though it just follows the game), Ouran HSHC, Boku wa Ookami, Peridot, Yakuza Girl, Aphorism, 14 Sai No Koi, Iris Zero, Black Bird, I Can't Say "I Like You,"
Favorite Books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Hunger Games, WAKE, The Outsiders, The Red Pyramid, Girl vs. Boy, Prophecy of the Sisters, Speak, Thirteen Reasons Why, To Kill a Mockingbird, Will Grayson Will Grayson, Evolution Me & Other Freaks of Nature, Luna, By The Time You Read This I'll Be Dead,
Favorite Shows: Legend of Korra, NCIS, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ben 10, Angel, Moonlight, Big Time Rush, Torchwood, The Ghost Whisperer, Ghost Hunters, Leverage, iCarly, Good Luck Charlie, Tin Man, Dirty Jobs, Monsters Inside Me, Mythbusters, The Secret Saturdays, Danny Phantom, El Tigre, My Life as a Teenage Robot
Favorite Color: I love all colors, but I mostly prefer natural colors, greens and blues.
Favorite Color: Pretty much the same colors...blue and green.
Hobbies: Drawing, watching TV, reading fanfics, listening to music, writing stories, reading manga, reading novels, sleeping.
Hobbies: Listening to music, playing Xbox 360, watching TV, reading books(only a little)
Favorite Games: I like so many video games, I have no clue where to start! Kingdom Hearts, Halo, Final Fantasy, Call of Duty, Mario, and so many more. If I did type them all out, you'd want to leave and never come back.
Favorite Games: My list would be longer if I were to type it out...so, I'm not going to bore you...
Favorite Music: If I listed everything, you'd want to kill me for typing so much, soo...I like (Please don't kill me because of them -->) Jonas Brothers, Panic @ the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Fray, Vic Mignogna, Linkin Park, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Green Day, Nickelback, Paramore, All-American Rejects, Goo Goo Dolls, the GazettE, Gackt, Hyde, Vocaloid, SHINee, EXO (kinda prefer M over K, but I like both), uh...who else?
Favorite Music: I pretty much listen to the same stuff my big sis does...
Copy and Paste Stuff: (Skip this and go to the very last thing, please.)
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent' reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you failed English 101
If you're a chocoholic, you know what to do.
If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy this into your profile. (Man... that took FOREVER! It took me 369 licks... I think...)
If you've ever fallen asleep in class or on the bus, copy this onto your profile.
- If you've ever threatened a computer, paste this onto your profile.
If ya hate stereotypes, labels, name calling, and think people should just shut the hell up and stop judging others, then REPOST THIS! Pick the stereotypes that fit ya the best, and bold, underline, italic, or strikethrough it when ya repost it!!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Half Filipino. And I don't think I am sexy.)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (There's nothing with speaking your mind.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (I have family that's gay! I don't care if I go to hell for supporting gays!)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Did you not read the thing above?)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Well... I don't go to church a whole lot, but I'm a believer!) ((I got to church now!))
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Only part Native American...but that sounds fun!)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Sometimes I wear black, it's a good color!)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Yes, I nag. But I don't steal.) (I'm not all that white, though...)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm considered pretty by other people, but I truly don't think I am.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Um... this one might be true...)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (Well, I do...but if mom is completely against it... I have to listen to her...)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (How does liking that stuff make you gay?)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Um... still a virgin.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I'm not a poser, I'm just unique!)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (I'm only part German. And last time I checked, I didn't murder Jews, Nazis did.)
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (want this to happen!)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. (Yeah, right.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. (Only violent with my brother and friends. But that's only playful violence)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Well, I guess I'm crazy.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. (There's nothing wrong with being a little overweight.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Never had a boyfriend, who cares?)
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (Well, I am smart. And I finish my homework early.)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (Not. Against. Gays.)
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm FILIPINO so I must eat RICE for every single meal, all the time. (Rice goes with everything! Eggs, beef, and chocolate! Everything, I tell you!)
I'm a FILIPINO so I MUST use "he" and "she" interchangeably, no matter who I'm talking to. (My mom. She has this horrid habit, and it's starting to rub off onto me.)
I am a FILIPINO so I must be HOSPITABLE, TRADITIONAL, CHEAP, and LAZY. (I'm not lazy all the time! I'm not all that cheap! But the first two, yes.)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I like being different, it makes me happy.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (If I'm happy, I'm happy. )
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Some say I'm older than my years, but who knows?)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (How many times does something involving gay rights have to be on here?)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I wouldn't do that to anyone.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (It's just I don't fit in with big groups.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (No one but my little brother understands my humor...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (I only do that when it's needed.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (My hair is none of anyone's concern. It just have the tendency to be greasy.)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I've always been defensive, it's something I've come to learn that helps me in life.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Comics are amazing! People my age during the 70's or something used to read them!)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual. (Well, guy clothes are comfortable... but I don't crossdress a lot...)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (That doesn't make me a freak. It proves that I enjoy anime.)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Yes, I stalk anime characters and hot actors.)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (According to my friend, I have a pretty good kick. And punch. And bite...)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Me? Loud-mouthed? Arrogant? Sure...)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (*Looks at wrists* Nothing.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (There are some guys I want to castrate...)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (I'd like to destroy stereotypes, but that means destroying society...)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I like how blood looks! I don't drink it...unless it's my blood...)
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Hmm... I cause every problem... Why does this bring up something my friends said...?)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Sure, I'm a loser. Whatever.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (I have a hippy bracelet! And my friend had a hippy cap, that I want!!)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Actually, a few OCs. And some are Mary-Sues. Others aren't as annoying.)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Cyber sex... Yeah, I definitely see myself doing that.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (I'm considered a responsible girl.)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Reading is actually enjoyable. And in books, people don't do anything to you.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (If I were president, all of the US's problems would be solved. But, alas, I'm too young.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I've come out of the closet!!!! _" I love Yaoi Oh... you thought that I was gay...oops. I meant this closet! *points to Yaoi closet, which is next to the gay closet* :) Tricked ya, didnt I?)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (I. Detest. Labels.)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Well, call me childish! I'd die without those!)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I'm a writer, that's like my job. Wait... that's an editor's job...)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I don't want one because all the guys I know are just friends. Nothing else.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue (Sure...)
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (What happened to "Silent but deadly?" Wait... that's for farts)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. (I have to use good grammer, or else I'd be useless to my family members who don't have good grammer.)
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. (No, those genres are just more entertaining, most of the time.)
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. (Well... I could be boring. I don't know. But learning makes me smarter, which I like.)
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. (If I were racist, I'd hate myself, my family, and many others!)
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. (I'm not too good with computers. But I'm better than everyone in my family!)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (I'm not really good with sports... but I try.)
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends (I'm only a pushover with my family and friends... but yes... I am.)
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work (Excuse me? I'm not someone's maid. I'm not someone's slave. I AM WOMAN!)
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool. (Who said emos were cool? Not that I'm implying anything to the emos of the world.)
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. (Well, I have days were I am depressed...)
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday. (Not really a church person.)
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween. (It's called: FREE CANDY!)
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
I read MURDER NOVELS, so I MUST be planning to kill someone or myself. (Um, no.)
I wear GLASSES, so I must be so kind of genius. (This stereotype is in my school... It's always the ones with glasses that everyone thinks is the smarter ones...)
I actually LISTEN to teachers, so I MUST be a teacher's pet. (I listen, but I'm not a teacher's favorite. It's the suck-ups that are the teacher's pet.)
I DON'T over-use the word LIKE, so I must be a loser. (Does ANYONE realize how annoying that word gets?!)
I am the MIDDLE child, so I MUST feel left out of my family. (My older brother is the funny one, while my little brother is the spoiled one.) ((I heard that, Conny. I am not spoiled.))
I put others before myself... I MUST be an idiot. (Is there something wrong with that? I think of others before I think of myself. That's me.)
I'm really intelligent... so I must be a smart(insert the "a" word). (My older brother jokes around and calls me a "smart*" all the time. But he's one, too.)
Stereotypes are soooo annoying!!
Things to do when in an elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
"Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno your pofirle."
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands together or drawing an array, copy and paste this to your profile.
(I actually tried alchemy on my computer, to make it load, AND IT WORKED!!)
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.
If you hate it when people over-use the word like, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever written a story for hours straight, then stop because you got a sudden case of Writer's Block, copy and paste this to your profile. (Gosh... that was a horrible 3 in the morning...)
If you've chatted with someone and started to make your OCs talk, also; copy and paste this on to your profile. (>.>) (-_-) (
If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your best friend is your editor, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you enjoy thunderstorms, copy and paste this to your profile.
(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. come join the dark side (we have cookies)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this
-If You Live In America, you post this
Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
"In your face conspiracy theorists!!" - Tory Belleci, from Mythbusters.
"Eh..." -This is the answer I get from my "editor" and Lowell.
"That's my little momma!" -My daddy... may his soul rest in peace...
"Against the grain should be a way of life." -If Today Was Your Last Day, by Nickelback
"PASTAAAAAA!!!!" -N. Italy from Axis Powers Hetalia.
"Make pasta! Not war!" - Hetalia
"Hurry up already!! You're slower than me!!" - Me. I yell this to Lowell. (Lowell: Thank you, sis, for telling everyone that.)
"If there's no door, then I'll just make one!" Edward Elric. (As quoted from the manga.)
"If you eat this third-rate... no, fourth-rate fool..." Lust.
"Damn you, Al... have you lost your humanity so soon?!" ... "I snuck out with the food they gave me." ... "DEAR BROTHER!" ... "Sheesh... you're so predictable." Ed and Al.
"If you marry Conny you have to let her keep her maiden name." -Daddy, telling my guy friend. My dad tried getting my best guy friend to be my boyfriend!!
"Just wait it out..." -Me.
"Man, oh man... aren't you supposed to set an example for me...?" Alphonse Elric.
"You may think I'm smarter than you, but that's not true!!" -Me, again. I tell this to a lot of people, yet they don't believe me.
"I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!!...but I knew this was going to happen to me..." Me, when I was in a strange situation.
"I'm so old!!!!!" -That was me.
"Normal doesnt truly exist... its simply a fabrication of what society wants." - Me again
I take requests. If you thought of an idea, and think I should write it, I'll try. I will write any kind of story. ANY!!
Lowell: That was subtle, sister...
Conny: How else am I going to become famous if I don't make more stories for people?!
Lowell: -_-' Is being famous your goal?
Conny: No! I just want to make my viewers happy!
Lowell: Well, are you serious about writing ANY story?
Conny: Serious. I'm willing to write anything.
Conny: Must I put it in simpler terms for you? I will write any story for anyone. No matter what. Easy to understand?
Lowell: Hahaha, so you'd write ANYTHING?
Conny: Yeah, as long as the person that requests really wants me to write...why are you laughing...?
Lowell: Oh, nothing. I'll just have to wait and see if what I think will happen, will happen.
Conny: OK!! I hope we didn't bore anyone!!