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if you are reading Ninja of the XIII or know about Kingdom Hearts please vote on my poll. i need more than one vote. if you are a person who voted THANK YOU!! please review (bangs head on wall) REVIEW! REVIEW! you could say this is the worset story EVER, but i will be happy you reviewed. TWO VOTE! PLEASE REVIEW YOU VOTE OR USE MY POLL!

Things a girl needs to know:

1.) How to make food that kicks butt

2.) A boy isn't worth the tears, just let go of him, love doesn't come for a few years yet.

3.) We can do anythign that boys can do, but we take it and make it better than before

4.) Our tears are the most precious things in the world, don't show them to anyone you don't care about.

5.) We are flexible and beautiful, don't call yourself ugly or fat!

6.) Make us mad, you better prepare to met your maker!

7.) Girls are way better ninja's than boys

8.) We don't need men to protect us, we can kick butt already!

Tell her how you admire her. Always tell her you love her at all times. When she’s upset hold her tight. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with. Play with her hair. Pick her up tickle her and wrestle with her. Just talk to her. Tell her jokes. Bring her flowers just because. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Throw pebbles at her window at night. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Sing to her no matter how awful you sound. Get her mad at you. Then kiss her. Give her piggy back rides. Push her on swings. Tell her she looks beautiful. When she’s sad, stay on the phone with her, even if she’s not saying anything. Look into her eyes and smile. Kiss her on her forehead. Slow dance with her even if there is no music. Kiss her in the rain. And when you fall in love with her…tell her

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Sugar is sweet and so are you!

But sadly,

The roses have wilted,

The violets are dead,

The sugar bowl's empty,

and my dagger's stained red.

THINGS TO PONDER:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Who's the fool who said "nothing's impossible"? They never tried slamming a revolving door...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

-Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

-Please select from the following options menu:

-If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

-If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

-If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

-If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

-If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

-If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

-If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

-If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

-If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

-If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

-If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

-If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

Facts

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Highlight what applies to you (when you read mine, remember i am a girl)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. (Depends how lazy i am but i usally don't)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink. (Barf)
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport. (I don't really care)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (i don't even own one)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars (I like the Wookey(the big hairy one) and R2D2)
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should. (i am the person who ALWAYS smilies)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (if i was in a dress it would be kill me now)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I cut off the hair)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (i like to close my eyes and put makeup on my friend)
Like being the star of every thing (BIG ATTENTION HOG)

Score: 9 out of 25

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans. (i would die without them)
dogs are better than cats(completly)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Unless I'm the one who got hurt.)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. (I LOVED THEM AND STILL DO)
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (the sad part is that is wasn't too long ago)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
You love to play fight

Score: 17 out of 25

I should have been born a boy! darn!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night,copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face,copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever accidentally put your homework in your refrigerator, put this on your profile. I AM REALLLYY STUPID!

You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, Neopet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When a gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
That was totally me!

who do you think is the worest member in the Organization?

(marluxia, pink hair is just creepy)

who is your favorite member?

(demyx)

who's idea was it to let demyx in? and are they sane?

(idk, totally INSANE)

You know something works when it breaks

if you fail say i ment to do that

the only way to prove your evil is with a evil laugh

if i controlled history George Washington would be a pirate

when what your cooking starts foaming and growling you know its done

What to do at an airplane

1) get peanuts then ask the flight attendent if it contains nuts

2) Take over the speaker then burp the abcs

3) run over to a random stranger the say "i have missed you so much" and start hugging them

4) ask the passanger next to you if you're there yet

5) give someone the number to pizza hut then tell them to call you

6) ask a random stranger "where's the money?"

7) 5 minutes after the plane takes ask the flight attendent when they're going to take when they say it has already taken off call them a lair

8) pretend to be asleep then make loud snoreing sounds

9) shout at yourself about why pineapples aren't purple then cry about it

10) shoot spit balls at passengers then when they ask why are doing that call them crazy

Some of the most embarssing things i have done

1) fall off the top of my desk during the spelling bee the start laughing on the floor

2) while walking across a log in P.E. fell into the mud

3) frogot to dribble the basketball in P.E.

4) forgot to leave after lunch then getting lost in the hallways

5) going to the wrong class on first day at middle school

6) Bruning microwaveable popcorn and left the microwave on while it was smoking

7) walk up to a random stranger and start talking to them thinking they are someone i know

8) raming the door down with a toy jeep when i was five

9) tripping over imagineary dust in public

10) accidently prank calling my dad

Abortion is not a right! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unborn babies every year!! If you're pro-life,copy and paste this into your profile!

PUT THE MOST EMBARSSESING THINGS YOU HAVE DONE THEM OR IF YOU LAUGHTED AT MINE

Random mind brothering questions

1) if cyclops have one eye why is cyclops not spelled ciclops

2) if the line between instaneity and genuess is so fine how do i know when i have crossed it

3) how will we live through the unicorn invasion when the team up with the killer bunnies

4) if superman can fly why can't i

5) why can't i decide if i am indecisive

6) they say hard work never hurts anyone then why does it hurt me

my fav sayings

1) if life gives you lemonds sell them on ebay

2) when in doubt, use ducktape

3) ducktape the froce of the universe, will you chose the dark side or the use the force

4) 50 sarcasume 50 genus 100 insane

5) if you smile they know you have done something

6) some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty, i smash the glass and say "what glass?"

7) i can't lose my mind i never had one

8) if something doesn't work try again, you can only mess up so many times

9) if the blind lead the blind get someone else who can see

Copy and Paste Stuff

1) If you think that Roxas is not emo, he just looks sad sometimes because he has no clue what's going on, copy this into your profile.

2)If you cried when Demyx faded, copy and paste this into your profile. (I didn't cry but my best friend did and we started screaming and hugging saddly (If anyone asks i am a girl))

3).eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

4) There are two types people

People who plant flowers

People who try to plant but kill flowers (TOTALLY ME CAN'T GROW ANYTHING!)

If you are a person who kills flowers then copy and paste this

"Everything has emotion. Without emotion, you'll be a nobody... Just like Vexen!"

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fing psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
O.O I better put this on here!! That guy will pay though...

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California of Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

Too much of a good thing...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (i'm not even white)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY, TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the DEVIL
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my body.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I LAUGH A LOT, so I MUST have an EASY LIFE.

I have always loved this since I read it two years ago and i finally posted it.

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to
put her heart out there again,
because she has been HURT
too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been
cheated on,
because she's not a slut
who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that
dresses cute,
not skanky.

To every girl who
wants to be called
beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart
broken, because he
chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die
to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once
like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night
because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get
down on her knees open
her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that
just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who
just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just
once want a guy to give their
jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who
just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies
awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that
just wants to sleep with
him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much
she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought
"maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just
looking for that one and
only. and is having a rough
time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want
a guy who just plays with her
emotions but actually cares about
how she feels.

To every girl who wants
words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.
never again

To every girl that has faith that
"tomorrow will be a better day."
And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."

If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl

No means No

"Can we have sex right now?

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um...no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass...

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes...

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later...

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...

Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

Drink Driving is bad. (Not Mine)

She was drinking at a party
On a raging New Year's Eve
She had to be home early
She knew she had to leave

"Honey do you need a ride"
Her boyfriend sweetly said
She just smiled back at him
And quickly shook her head

"I've got to leave right now
So I'll just take my car...
But don't you worry, sweetheart
Cause I won't drive too far"

Unaware she'd been drinking,
He watched her drive away
She knew that this was wrong
But she did it anyway
"I only had a couple drinks
I know that I'll survive"
She kept saying in her head
As she went for this short drive

The alcohol took over her
She wasn't thinking straight
She assumed that there was no one
Who'd be driving out this late

She ran all of the stop lights
As she sped along the road
Never thinking of the pain
This night would soon behold

But out of nowhere, came a car
She screamed as headlights flashed
She flew out of the windshield
As both of their cars crashed

She woke up laying on the ground
Sirens screaming in the night
She was bleeding quite a bit
But she knew she'd be alright

With dread, she saw the other car
That had rolled down the hill
She knew this was her fault
As she started feeling ill

But when she saw the body
Tears started falling down
As she looked down to find
Her dead boyfriend on the ground

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry. Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: comes and visits you in jail.
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying
"holy crap that was fun"

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes themself at home

Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't
remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will beat up the crowd that the friend left you for

Friend: would delete this letter
Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their
online buddies

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you think the word 'floccinaucinihilipilification' is an awesome word, copy this to your profile.

If you're as obsessed with Kingdom Hearts as I am, copy this to your profile

If you think nobodies do to have hearts, copy this to your profile.

If you like copying things to your profile, copy this to your profile

If you think Axel isn't dead and is just on vacation, copy this to your profile.

If you think Demyx is with Axel on vacation and isn't dead as well, copy this to your profile.

If you know Demyx is the hardest boss in Kingdom Hearts when you're fighting him in Hollow Bastion, and have died fighting him on numerous occasions, copy this to your profile.

If you cried when Axel sacrificed himself, copy this to your profile

If you should be doing homework right now... copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

"He who laughs last didn't get it." - Unknown

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." - Unknown

"When there's a will, I want to be in it." - Unknown

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!

I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends!

A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.

A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "Where should we hide the body."

A friend will laugh at you when you play the air guitar a best friend will be standing there next to you doing the drum beat on your head
A friend will know your favorite pop song a best friend will know your sercreatly into death heavy metal
Friends will love your mom, best friends will want to marry your mom so they can officiaclly be your father
A friend will start talking like you, with a best friend it will make no sense when you talk
A friend will try and find you a date to the dance, a best friend will be your date
A friend will tell you "yes you do look good in that dress!" a best friend will be telling you, in detail, how hidious you appear
A friend will take a bullet for you, a best friend will be the one pulling the trigger
A friend know of the guy you like, a best friend knows all twelve of them
A friend will keep track of the guy you like a best friend will track the guy you love
A friend will try and calm you down when your pissed, a best friend will be cracking jokes until your over it

My friends are people who would spend hours trying to drown a fish but I love them to death!

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people"

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"

used to be indicisive, now I'm not sure

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I like cheese. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, paste this onto your account!

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.(Scooby Doo is what I like to watch and my brother mocks me for it.)

“They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.”

“There are very few problems that can be solved by using a large amount of explosives.”

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time

"I'm not shy; I'm just quietly plotting your imminent doom."

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Or combo of all four. How? He's gay and married to another gay guy and is a fictional character in a book that is soon to be a movie. yeah, I got skillz!

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You’re gonna die in seven days, BITCH!”

6 reasons not to mess with children:

Reason 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

Reason 2:

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

Reason 3:

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments withher five and six year olds

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Reason 4:

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

Reason 5:

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

Reason 6:

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Pessimism: Every Dark Cloud Has a Silver Lining, But Lightning Kills Hundreds of People Every Year Who Are Trying To Find It.

“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.” -Mark Twain

"Some day we'll look back on this, laugh nerveously, and quickly change subjects."

"FAKE FRIENDS: will take away your drink when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say 'Bitch drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste'"

"Dear Santa I'm writing to let you know I’ve been naughty...and it was worth it YOU FAT JUDGEMENTAL BASTARD"

"MARRIAGE...Is finding that special someone you want to annoy the rest of your life"

"Mmmm...Nope. Even from this angle, your still retarded"

What doesn't kill you the first time will probably succeed in the second attempt

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their Ass Kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?”
No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!’
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?”
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

PLEASE READ MY STORIES

"Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up."
"My homework ate my dog!"
"My life is too much for me to keep up with. I want my sippy cup back."
"My mind works like lightning...One brilliant flash and it's gone."
"No need to suffer in silence when you can still moan, whimper, and complain."
"NO TRESPASSING. Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again."
"Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool."
"Of course I don't look busy; I did it right the first time."
"Of course I'm out of my mind!...It's dark and scary in there..."
"Of course violence isn't the answer. 'Violence' is the question and 'yes' is the answer!"
"Only in America do drive-in ATM's have Braille lettering."
"Only in America do pizzas arrive at doorsteps faster than ambulances."
"Only in America do they sell hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight." (That's weird...The hotdogs I buy come in packs of seven...)
"Only in America is the slowest traffic time of the day referred to as 'rush hour'"
"Ow, my brain hurts."
"Please do not throw anything or anybody into the fish pond."
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
"Self Destruct in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Have a nice day. (Explodes)"
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
"Smile. It confuses people."
"Sorry, mind closed until further notice."
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"Sugar is good for you."
"Take one step closer and I'll run away."
"Tell me your sob story...I need a good laugh."
"That which doesn't kill you...Will probably try again."
"The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent."
"The newscaster is the person who says 'Good evening' and then tells you why it's not."
"The stupider people think you are, the more surprised they are when you kill them."
"There is a fine line between insanity and stupidity. Feel free to cross it!"
"There's too much blood in my caffeine system!"
"They say I have A.D.H.D., but I just don't understa- oh look! A kitty!"
"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?"
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target."
"Tucking fypos!"
"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?"
"You can't spell slaughter without laughter."
"You cry, I'll cry. You laugh, I'll laugh. You fall out of a window, I'll laugh even harder."
"Your chances of getting struck by lightning increase if you stand under a tree, shake your fist up at the sky, and yell, 'Storms suck!'"
"Your participle is dangling."
"You're not paranoid if they really are out to get you."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will leave gashes that will fester for all eternity."

Always forgive your enemies, because nothing annoys them more

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day."
"Are you a side effect of my medication?"
People are like pennies, two-faced and worthless."
"Chaos...Panic...Disorder...My work here is done."
"Come talk to me when you have some money."
"Come to the dark side; we have cookies."
Don't drink and drive; you might spill your beer!"
"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."
Eat right, exercise, die anyway."
"Fight Organized Crime: Abolish the IRS."
"For the record, I blame you."
"Gnomeland Security."
"Gone to my happy place. Back soon."
"Happiness is like wetting your pants. Other people can see it and only you can feel it."
"Have a nice day but leave me out of it."
"Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?"
"I did NOT escape. They gave me a day pass."
"Idiocy is the essence of the male mind."
"I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to."
"I don't get mad, I get even."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
"If I die, I'm taking you with me! Oh...you're dying? Forget I said anything."
"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', what's the opposite of 'progress'?"
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"If you want breakfast in bed, go sleep in the kitchen."
"If you wish not to be destroyed, you will leave me alone."
I have a dream, and in it something eats you."
I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed."
"I like it in my happy place, for they know me there."
"I like stress. It makes me hurt people."
"I'm an angel! I swear! The horns are just there to hold the halo in place!"
"I'm not littering, I'm donating to the earth."
"I'm only afraid of knives when you're holding them."
"I'm too tired to tell the truth."
"I'm up, I'm dressed, what more do you want?"
"Instant Human: just add coffee."
"I put ketchup on my ketchup."
"Is there a hyphen in obsessive-compulsive?"
"It's bad luck to be superstitious."
"It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for."
"I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead."
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"Jesus is my best friend, but he never lends me money."
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard; be evil."
Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 272 words. The Ten Commandments had 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,297 words."

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

Advise that works 4 any Situation... In 4 easy steps

If someone asks you a question and want you opinion, here is what you do...

1.Think of an honest anwser

2.Think of the opisite of it

3.Say it out loud

4.Roll your eyes and walk away

Yes you have just used sarcasom Dont use it on adults, teachers or non- british people. They dont understand the humor

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Devotion and Desire by BumblebeeFliesAnyway reviews
my summary is a smidgeon long for here so it's in the first chapter. this fic includes haru/yuki, kyo/yuki, yaoi, crazed theater kids, romantic poems, lovestruck teens, a new boyfriend for tohru, and other madness R&R : rated M for pairings
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Yuki S., Kyo S.
Beautifully Broken by girlwithgauges reviews
Axel x Roxas. A murder? A cover-up? Axel has a secret. And he'll go to insane lengths to cover it up. To keep Roxas safe. But what if Roxas isn't safe with Axel at all? What if he's in danger of himself? Self harm/suicidal themes
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,759 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/10 - Sora, Axel, Roxas
Perplexed by Iruka Lover reviews
Iruka always perplexed Kakashi. The chuunin would do things no other chuunin would even try to do to Kakashi and any other jounin for that matter. Just why was Iruka so bold? Kakashi is sure to find out! YAOI! Kakairu later chapters. Currently on HIATUS but will be updated sometime soon, and hopefully completed within the year 2015.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,836 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Mistakes by Error Cannot Reach Author reviews
Allen, Kanda, and Lenalee go on a mission. Kanda makes a mistake that could cost him Allen. Yullen with some side pairing possible.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,496 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Once In A Lifetime by AlcoholicIntrovert reviews
"What would you give to save them...?" Her voice was cold. "Everything." His voice was a whisper. "Then I will take everything. I will give you a chance to save your nakama." ...You get a second chance. Luffyko Fem!Luffy Zolu "Time Travel" Fic
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,086 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Luffy, Zoro
A second Prince in the Host Club? by Dareagon reviews
If his mother hadn't forced him to come here, he wouldn't have put one foot into the pink building. Now however, Ryoma had to endure all the overdramatic people who went to school there. And the Host Club really isn't helping his headache… POTxOuran
Crossover - Prince of Tennis & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 9/26/2011 - E. Ryoma
Soul Alchemy by Wa7tch1nK1d reviews
When Soul is badly wounded with a witches spell pulling away his very soul, Maka attempts to heal him with something she finds in Medusa's notebooks mysteriously labeled as alchemy...
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Edward E., Maka A.
As You Wish by aly3elf101 reviews
The pureblood prince receives a strange present. It comes with only two instructions: Rub the lamp and Make three wishes. What will kaname do with his striking, foulmouthed silver-haired genie? Yaoi
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,380 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Blank Slate by rkemy reviews
This is what Suzaku wakes up to: a white ceiling, a dead princess, and no memories whatsoever. At rock bottom, he's trying to piece his life back together. And then there is this Lelouch guy who claims to be his boyfriend.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,302 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L.
Better Than Me by XxFallingxAngelxX reviews
Wally kept replaying every fight he had with Dick, every time he had unintentionally hurt him. Wondering if maybe that specific conversation, that dumb action, had been the one that made Dick break up with him...SLASH Wally/Dick, Kid Flash/Robin
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,032 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing
Just Another Victim by AnOakTree reviews
After spending years in an abusive relationship with Kanda, Allen finally breaks free and begins life again with his new love. However Kanda isn't too happy about someone else touching his property and he's willing to take some drastic measures to get his Moyashi back again. AU Contains: Non-con, drugs, abuse. YULLEN, Obsessed!Kanda Abused!Allen Yullen, Laven.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,359 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
SAVIOR by catching-darkness reviews
"You've always been watching and protecting me…if it wasn't for you, I would've died a long time ago. You've always been there to catch me whenever I fell off the edge." "You're wrong. You were the one who showed me what love was when I was at my darkest point…I didn't save you, you saved me. And no matter what happens, you are, and forever will be my savior." KxZ!FULL SUM INSIDE!
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [Kaname K., Zero K.]
Smile by matthiasc reviews
Roderich loves Antonio's smile. Depicts the two's growing relationship as they get to know, comfort, and console each other. Modern AU, with quite a few side pairings. More than 7x expanded from the original, with more content to come, and with tons more scenes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,377 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Spain, Austria
Tsubasa and Kyoya by smexy sevie's fangirl reviews
The kids are in high school and Tsubasa is being bullied by Ryuga, Doji, and Reiji; Reiji doesn't bully him at the beginning. Kyoya transfers to Tsubasa's school and tries to befriend him, but will he be able to stop the bullies? kyoyaXtsubasa YAOI Slash
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,293 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Tsubasa O., Kyouya T.
The World in Black and White by Kyrial Halcoryn reviews
aka Why Hollow/Quincy/Shinigami Flatshares Are a Bad Idea. Mostly filler-free! Now with 100% fewer moths! Beta'd by Love Psycho. #45: A Brief Interlude, a.k.a. I ATEN'T DEAD.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 134,573 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K.
Replacement by Maria Rianki reviews
Starts Pre-shippuden. Danzō is not content with the shadows, and is always plotting in the shadows to take over the light... yet betrayal from within his own trusted ranks becomes evident. NaruSai shounen-ai, later chapters. Rated for future dark themes/violence. Chap 22: Orochimaru slithers into the village flying a white flag.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 134,479 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Sai, Naruto U.
Changing Facts by Pri-Chan 1410 reviews
What if Zero was the weaker twin? What if he was the one that betrayed his family and went with Shizuka becoming a vampire while Ichiru went with Cross? What if Kaname and Zero were friends many years prior? How much would the story change then? KxZ/ZxK
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,056 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Ichiru K., Kaname K., Zero K.
Things That Kill in the Night by MewHannah-Chan reviews
[PLEASE READ THE FINAL VERSION OF THIS DISCONTINUED FANFIC: "THE NIGHT"] Dusk City is known for its cloudy skies and dark apperance... and the creatures that come out to feast on humans at night. [SoRoku vampire fic]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,834 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sora, Roxas
Real Blood by Harco8059 reviews
The Kiryuu's was originally not a family of hunters but a family of purebloods. KaZe and KaitoZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,753 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Kaname K., Zero K.
Sogyō no Kotowari by WHO2 reviews
Wars merged together, forging partnerships shrouded in mystery. Harry believed he had to fight, now he's been told to stand and wait for someone else to finish the job he was destined to fulfill. Who are the new Order members and why are they here? UPDATE: being rewritten after long hiatus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,753 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - J. Ukitake - Complete
Look After My Younger Brother by FireCacodemon reviews
Unable to look after Kiku. Yao leaves Kiku in the hands of Ludwig and Feliciano. Rated K for now...Rating may change. Human name used. KikuxFeliciano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,232 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Japan, N. Italy
Alchemy and Devil Fruits by KimiUzumaki reviews
When the Gate opens again, Ed, Al, and Mustang get sent to another world, but things from Amestris and the new world they traveled to don't exactly comply well together. Especially the Alchemy and Devil Fruits.
Crossover - One Piece & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011
That's What You Get for Playing with Fire by dameserdaigle reviews
One percent of the human population of Earth is mutant. And those mutants are shunned, hunted, hated. Of course my brothers and I would end up being part of that group... AU Hetalia. Rated for violence in later chapters and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,193 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Austria, Prussia
You're Unexpectedly Cute by Indh13 reviews
Icy Fairies boy band doing a photo shoot. But what the hell Gray doing with those girl's outfits? My very first yaoi fict. So I'm sorry for the mistakes. Two-shot. Gray as uke. Gratsu. AU and maybe a bit OOC
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Gray F., Natsu D. - Complete
Dancing With You by XxFallingxAngelxX reviews
Robin had to finally let Wally go, so his heart wouldn't break any more, so he wouldn't be reduced to tears again... Sequel to "Save a Dance For Me" SLASH:Kid Flash/Robin, Wally/Dick
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,370 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing
Opa! by Happymood reviews
AU Culture shock would be too big of an understatement. Kiku really didn't like all those Greeks kissing him on the cheek but they were Herakles' family and Kiku loved him. So, he had to endure everything for his sake and smile. But... Giripan. DISCONTINUED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,326 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Greece, Japan
Ouran High School Hetalia Club by Honda Natsuka reviews
America somehow manages to get the rest of the countries to go to high school! But somehow, Japan wins instead and Chooses the legendary Ouran High School. Multiple pairings you probably have never considered! Editing.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,868 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Japan
Full Metal Shinobi by FrozenShadowWolf reviews
Shikamaru's mission to rescue Sasuke ended up with them in a world where Alchemy thrives. Can the Shinobi adapt, or will they forever search for a way home. PS, Some of the characters have changed from their trip through time and space.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,050 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Shikamaru N., Edward E.
Unflappable by zoeller reviews
AU: Dino Cavallone is a dead man. Or would be if he'd actually DIE. Unfortunately for the angel tasked with collecting his soul, Dino narrowly misses death again and again, and Hibari comes closer to losing his wings with each passing day. D18.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,449 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Dino, K. Hibari
Forever Is A Long Time, How About Never by Iamhappytojustbealive reviews
AU MPREG! MPREG! ICHIGO IS A MEMBER OF YAKUZA AND IS DATING URYUU FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW. URYUU STILL HAS NO CLUE THAT ICHIGO IS A YAKUZA. URYUU HAS A STRONG HATRED FOR THE YAKUZA...WHAT IF HE FINDS OUT ABOUT ICHIGO? WILL ICHIGO LOSE HIM FOREVER!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,734 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.
What I would do for you by VRG-80 reviews
What would Hibari do for Yamamoto when he is dying? What would he do for Yamamoto even when his own life is at stake? A TYL 8018 Fanfic! DISCONTINUED, UP FOR ADOPTION. SEND ME A PM!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,273 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - T. Yamamoto, K. Hibari
Infamous, Zaraki Squad by The Power of Three '95 reviews
A one-shot Collection of the Squad that dosen't know the meaning of fear. Join the strongest Captain of all the Seireitei, Kenpachi Zaraki with his pink haired Yachiru, his proud Third Seat Ikkaku and beautiful Fith Seat Yumichika in their every day life!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K.
Mafia Games by Sir Apropos reviews
Kyouya Hibari goes to Italy to investigate the sudden Cavallone wedding, uncovering a deeper plot. D18 6433 93Romario mild 8059 and XS
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 61,105 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
Thieves and Beggars by BlackStar42Roses reviews
In the time where pirates roamed the sea and the East India Trading Company fought to exterminate them, a charming yet dangerous pirate lord and a cursed nobleman are thrown together on the adventure of their lives. Based on Pirates of the Caribbean.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,074 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - T. Yamamoto, K. Hibari - Complete
Second Round by Rasberry Jo reviews
Sabo's life was saved by Dragon ten years ago. He, Ace and Luffy went to become pirates at age 17 and 14. What would happen with our beloved Straw Hat Pirates if they had a captain who already knew Grand Line?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,189 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
The Person Within by Godismetons reviews
Robin hides more than his identity and his love for Kid Flash is not making it any easier. No slash
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
Memories by Skyebyrd reviews
Even though they're no longer together and have both moved on, Antonio and Roderich still go out to dinner every year on their anniversary. Borrowed from the tumblr post made by hetalia-headcanons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Spain, Austria - Complete
Code Geass, Hogwarts Houses the Rebellion by MelodiousNocturneCiel reviews
Lelouch is determined to find a way to rule his country. When he hears of a war going on in the Wizarding World, he decides to check it out. Which side will gain them as an ally? Gino and Suzaku go with him to Hogwarts to find out. GinoXSuzakuXLelouch DxH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,301 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Harry P., Lelouch L.
Circean by cynical24 reviews
Ike enters the world of Smash Bros. Meets Marth. Things happen...Eventual IkexMarth. Rated T...for now...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Marth, Ike
Ying and Yang by NaruhinaForever15 reviews
Arthur and Yao had been best friends since middle school. Naturally their sons were insepratible. That is until Alfred has to move a way due to his parents divorce. 11 years later he's back to find the real reason of the spilt USxJapan, slight IggyxChina
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - America, Japan
Tsuna's New Tutor, Haruhi Fujioka by aerie-art reviews
When Reborn leaves for "business" *coughs*, Tsuna is left without a tutor. What happens when Reborn puts Haruhi Fujioka as his temporary tutor? Will he, too, fall prey to the Host Club King and Shadow King? Crossover! Warning: may be OOC...
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Haruhi F., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Akatsuki Manga Club by messedupfruitsrotten
Itachi meets Hidan, Deidara, Satori, and Zetsu - members of the Manga Club and tells them that they have an insufficient amount of attendees and must disband. Will the Manga Club survive? Cracky one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
An Atonement of Sorts by renascence reviews
All it takes is the flick of the wrist, and the love of your life is gone. Established TamaKyo. Please review.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
Britannia Burger by MillyAshfordFan reviews
After Lelouch makes it his mission in life to topple Britannia Burger, he finds the humble Kururugi Ramen and meets the endearing son of the manager. Can Lelouch topple his father's monopolizing food empire AND get into Suzaku's too-tight pants? WIP
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,818 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L.
Find Me by XxFallingxAngelxX reviews
"I already told you Wally! I can defend myself, I am not helpless!" They had been arguing for a while now, and Dick kept saying that, why didn't he realize that Wally never thought of him as weak, he was just worried. SLASH Wally/Dick, Kid Flash/Robin
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,878 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Nightwing
Marth Gets Mad by AnimeLoveLover123 reviews
A strange boy attempts to steal Marth away from Ike and ends up saying something he shouldn't have.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Ike, Marth - Complete
Old Fashion Wedding by Smoldering Flame reviews
The marriage of Spain and Austria is one promising of power. Two very different nations are to be wed in the House of Hapsburg. But it seems scorned lovers, jealous friends, and a love that may or may not meant to be, might get in the way. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Prussia, Austria
Where The Heart Is by AlphaOmegaPsi reviews
So say Roxas doesn't fuse with Sora. Say, instead, that he accompanied him on his journey through the worlds. Say also that he found out that he might have feelings for his other half. Soroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,987 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Roxas, Sora
An Illusion of Sanity by aimeeshii reviews
/DISCONTINUED/ Pride is a powerful thing; it doesn't allow one to be stalked. When Kyouya finds himself the target of a stalker, who wins: a possessive stranger or his pride? 6918
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,156 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari
Me, You, and Im Song Yoo by HappyFlavouredDreams reviews
Alfred grew pretty close to Kiku, and even grew to love him. However, Im Song Yoo, Kiku's cousin, moves in, and everyone knows that the chaos had only begun. Mainly Ameripan, some Kimchiburger, eventual FrUK and others eventually :'D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - America, Japan
I Still Hate You by DivineProjectZero reviews
Because this is Japan, and being straightforward doesn't work. KorJap, implied USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2011 - South Korea, Japan - Complete
Fullmetal Hakusho! Wait what? by crumpets-with-coke reviews
Everyone knows that at the end of FMA the Elrics were searching for a way to get back, but what would happen if there was a third Gate, one that transported them into the Yu Yu Hakusho world? How will they be able to get out of this mess? First fanfic!
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011
Backfire by LittleBlackBox reviews
When Batman forbids Robin from patrolling Gotham due to a dangerous new human trafficking case things backfire when his little bird turns to his best friend KF who suggests that a night on the town playing civie is just what he needs. bondage warning
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash
Heartfelt Competition by lackingvirtuoso reviews
After years of war and famine, Yao Wang, better known as China, was ready to take a rest and settle down with his Asian family: Japan, Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan and he. He never did expect the one he had competed with for so long to come into his life...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - China, Japan
The Cheesecake Rebellion by Typewriter44 reviews
Slash yaoi boyxboy adult themes - warning given. AU. Naruto Uzumaki has a one night stand with a guy named Sai. End of Story? I think not. Naruto's in for a manic rollercoaster of drag princesses, petty crimes and a Belgian chocolate cheesecake recipe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,240 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sai
Forever by Emile Amadare reviews
Lelouch is dating Suzaku and Shirley at the same time, and neither of them know...
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Protecting Harry Potter by The Giant Daifuku reviews
Naruto, Temari, Gaara, and Sakura are hired by Dumbledore to guard Hogwarts from a bloodlusting Dark Lord. Battle, adventure, and occasional humorous moments hide between the folds!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,684 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009
Unknown Prince by VoiceoftheWolf135 reviews
what happens when Ryoma hates tennis and is chased down by the regulars to play for the team?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,993 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - E. Ryoma, E. Ryoga
See You At Work by Fhal reviews
All Ike wanted was a normal job to pay his college tuition and rent. Having one of his roommates working with him was a nice bonus. The boss who has an interest in crossdressing, however, was not. Modern AU. Ike x Marth.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,854 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Ike, Marth
Pocky Game by cosmoticflower reviews
"It's his fault for bringing that stupid box of sticks coated in chocolate. He doesn't even know of the game." What happens to you when you don't know how to play properly? You get bitten to death. D18. Happy Birthday Hibari!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
Teach Me To Love by DriftingXDreamer reviews
Through a series of events and memories, Yuki realises he has feelings that go beyond friendship and family affection for Haru. At first he tries to deny and hide these feelings, but he can't continue to do so unless he wants to lose Haru. Yaoi. Yuki/Haru
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,229 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hatsuharu S., Yuki S.
Bird's Eye View by Aki1 reviews
AU // In 1977 L.L. traded his Geass for immortality at the age of 18. Forty years later he would meet a young Japanese soldier whose lofty dream was to change an Empire from within. "Together, you and I can accomplish *anything*." // slash, LuluSuzu
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,539 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
And then South Korea and Japan stayed up all night by Obsessed-Language-Freak reviews
England discovers that Japan and South Korea have strange hobbies, get drunk easily and lose all sense of rational thought when they do... often to his detriment. Rated T for alcohol, stupid humour and just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Japan, South Korea - Complete
Something to write home about by Mintwafflez reviews
In an attempt to go on a fun family vacation, the FACE and Habsburg families end up in a bit more 'fun' than they can handle. Kink meme de-anon with 'family fun competitions with water balloons and such'. - France/UK & Spain/Austria. Crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2011 - France, England/Britain
Secret Identity by Illucida reviews
While playing Need for Speed, Wally reveals how easy it is to figure out Robin's "secret" identity.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
French Toast by tastes-like-ciel reviews
Lelouch despises Valentine's Day-it was nothing more than an overly commercialized lie, as far as he was concerned-, but Suzaku has a penchant for sneaking his way into Lelouch's heart and making him love things he generally disliked beforehand.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L.
Join Me by Chopasticka reviews
Speedy pays Robin a late night visit.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
First Impressions by azurecloud reviews
One-shot. Kid Flash holds no expectations before meeting the famous Boy Wonder. What he thinks about him afterwards is a different story. Kid Flash/Robin
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin - Complete
Logia Luffy: Pika edition by Wolvenstrom reviews
The second in the 'Logia Luffy' series. This time it's not just Luffy had a fruit with a lighter taste to it, and for those of you who said that Yami edition isn't original enough. How's this? Rated T just to be safe
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,225 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Luffy
Bridal Style by Takebuo Ishimatsu reviews
Robin's not too happy with how everyone's been carrying him around. Really, does he *look* like a damsel in distress? Written for a prompt in yj anon meme. Wally/Dick slash.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Epic Fullmetal Alchemist Death Note Crossover by xBeyondxBirthriceballx reviews
L leaves the Kira case and takes on the Scar case in Amestris. Haunted by memories of Light, he tries to find someone new. HIATUS: OVER!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 9/8/2010
The Storm by cole231 reviews
When Shuhei left him he ran to his inner world to find someone who shouldnt have been there. What will he do when this person wants to use his body in the present he cant get to? And what will Yumi ask himself about the future? Yumichika/various pairings
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Yumichika A., Shuuhei H.
Love's Many Risks by xanimelover121x reviews
Mukuro is a demon sent to Earth to 'steal' humans hearts by making them fall in love with him. And, unfortunately for Hibari, it looks like he's Mukuro's next target. AU
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,780 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari
Even though, I love you by RoyEmblem reviews
A somewhat sad story about Marth, Ike's love for Marth and Marth's hate for Ike. contains Ike x Marth and more. DISCONTINUED.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Marth, Ike
The Turkey of the Opera by cutepiku reviews
A deanon from the Kink Meme: A rewritting of The Phantom of the Opera, staring Turkey as our Phantom, Japan as Christine, and Greece as Raoul!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Japan, Turkey
Enslaved by GoldLove reviews
In Miri Trunks timeline he is the last of the Z warriors. The proud demi is enslaved by a race of aliens know as ice-jiins. They have taken over the earth with Lord Fieza leading them. The Androids are are his minouns in excange for Trunks as thiers.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Trunks, Android 17
Je ne regrette rien by xepherXIII reviews
AU Kadaj, separated from his brothers for ten years, decides it’s time to go visit. But that’s not the only reason he’s going home…Shonen-ai. Eventual CloudKadaj. Multiple pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,212 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Kadaj, Cloud S.
Prince to King by Aerrow reviews
AU. Lelouch, a prince who wanted nothing to do with the life of royalty, is given a once in a lifetime offer. Will he accept the offer? And what about the so called 'Ice Princess? Well, we'll just have to wait and see. LuluSuza. Rating may go up. Hiatus.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Losing You by relic yuy reviews
Yumichika reveals the true nature of his sword in the worse possible way. Is it the beginning of the end for them? YumIkkaku. Updated, finally!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,815 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A.
Crosshairs on the Rich by S80 reviews
It was just as it seemed; they were targeted because of their parents' money and business. The mafia was involved in this whole money ordeal, but they would never understand the complexity of the affairs they had gotten into until bodyguards appeared.
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009
Hello Earth! by KuroiWing reviews
Ed has been chosen to represent Ametris. What kind of chaos will ensue when contries meet the fullmetal alvhemist? Another FMA APH crossover, but this time it's multichapter.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,084 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward E.
You're My Prey by Min-ah-Min reviews
setting takes part sometime where episode 49 of Hetalia was. JapanXKorea. NOT about WWII. And no angst...I don't think..it's just humor!..I hope. Yong soo goes to Japan to take-er, borrow japan's stuff, and finds Kiku blowing kisses in the streets. ;D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - South Korea, Japan
A Korean poem by Thy Blue Pen Cap reviews
Yong Soo has written a poem, but for whom? dub
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - South Korea, Japan - Complete
The Rise and Fall of a Union by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"Let others make war. You, fortunate Austria, marry." It was an ideal alliance. But could it not become more? Hapsburg fic. Spain/Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Austria, Spain - Complete
Grease Monkey by Pyry Cole reviews
Rev finally gets the courage to approach Tech and tell him what he truly feels. Not long after, disaster strikes, and it threatens to separate them forever, and only time will tell if they can withstand the tides of fate. TechRev pairing.
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,115 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Tech E. Coyote, Rev Runner
The Things We Want by Namikazelil reviews
NarutoXfma crossover. Want to know more? Then Please read! and PLEASE REVIEW! full summary inside. and Please, NO FLAMES!
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,729 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Code Geass: Identity Crises by Tower of Babel reviews
Suzaku feels guilt ridden for betraying Lelouch to the Emperor. Now a Knight of the Round he has status, influence and power, but what has it really cost him? Conflicted, Gino befriends him in his darkest hour with some sound advise. COMPLETE.
Code Geass - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Suzaku K., Gino W. - Complete
Possible by korikori reviews
After WWII, everyone is pretty down. Some take the falls harder than others... Japan-centric, Asia Family. Warning, switches between "Country Names" and "Human Names".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,990 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Japan
Scissors by Fuusaki reviews
Sidestory to "Gum", after being requested to write about Takasugi x Scissors, a story involving "a pair of scissors, running around, snow, ice and Takasugi's left eye". Ghost story.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Takasugi S., Katsura K./Zura - Complete
Get Over It by atomicchronicle reviews
Naruto's Deidara went through the Gate and lost his memory. Ed and Al have just begun their journey to become state alchemists and have stumbled upon Deidara.
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,411 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Deidara
Our Styles of Life by Jetzelda reviews
Roxas wanted nothing more than to live a normal magic life with his family, but the new students and his dark past are saying otherwise, Can the new student save Roxas from his past that wants to drag him back? AU AkuRoku SoRiku Zemyx Cleon
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,859 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Roxas, Axel
To get you back by cassfear84 reviews
Darren Shan needs to save the love of his life. And to do that he must submit to a vampire. HUGE SPOILER ALERT
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Steve Leonard, Darren Shan - Complete
Honor Thy Neighbor by SirenOfSaturn reviews
After the final tournament finds Suzuka, Shishi, Jin, Touya, Chu, and Rinku safely dwelling in the living world until their home life is threatened with new human neighbors. Can the six hide their demon heritage or will they be relocated back to the Makai
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,626 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Rinku
AkuRoku: Kill Bill Series by xxbloodyinsanityxx reviews
Series for Ldrmas's contest on DeviantART. Roxas says to Axel that he is his husband. Axel refuses to admit it because it is too caught up in his power-crazed organization...he chooses money over his own husband. Enjoy
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Kill Bill - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Axel
Must He Leave by roXasroXasroXas1518.xD reviews
After fighting the evil forces in Twilight Town, the Keyblade Master has to leave. But his Nobody is against it. Can Roxas convince Sora to stay or not? What will Sora do about this? SxR. R&R please!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
A Needle Pulling Thread by LadyTemeraire reviews
A startling revelation at the onset of WWII makes Germany question his views and shifts his perspective on what constitutes "humanity". Rated PG for angst!history.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Germany, Austria
Taboo by Turtle.Prince reviews
I can't. I can't leave you alone... I can't do anything but love you like a habit. -8018/D18.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2010 - T. Yamamoto, K. Hibari - Complete
Moon's Blood by Ithilas reviews
Everyone has their secrets. Only thing is, the rest of the Seigaku boy's tennis team never expected three of their members to have such big ones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,556 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Harry P., E. Ryoma
Their Little Secret by VixenOfTheWolves reviews
When Yusuke discovers his girlfriend, Keiko, cheating on him his friends take it upon themselves to cheer him up with a night on the town. But will the night end a little differently than expected for two of the boys? Yusuke X Hiei
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Yusuke U., Hiei
It's A Small Wolrd After All by Flare-Fly reviews
A Ouran High School Host Club and Fruits Basket Crossover, I mixed it from different Crossovers out there- PLEASE FORGIVE ME
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/23/2010
The Sun Sets Slowly in Edo by Honey Boy reviews
As night falls on Edo, the head of the rebel gang ventures off into the depth of the city. Little do they know, world destruction isn't a priority for him anymore. How one person can sway the feelings of the most dangerous man in Japan, Shinsuke Takasugi.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Katsura K./Zura, Takasugi S.
Russian Roulette by 0Life-is-a-Song0 reviews
Detective Roxas Strife is dead set on putting Axel Salvatore, resident mafia boss, behind bars. He'll stop at nothing to destoy him. Axel Salvatore is dead set on keeping Roxas Strife all for himself. He'll stop at nothing to have him. M for violence
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Black Queen by Aerrow reviews
Every emperor needs a queen. The leader of the Black Knights is no different. LuluSuza. AU. Rating may go up. Summary is suckish. Hiatus
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Can I hold your hand? by Key2Freedom reviews
Too much has happened in Sai's life, will he manage through the changes? The plan to get Sai and Sasuke to hate each other has just begun. Will they find a way back together?rated:M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,846 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Sai, Sasuke U.
The Libertine by sleepy cities reviews
AU. 150 Years after the Damocles takes hold, a terminally bored Lelouch finds an end to the mundanity of his life in the form of an immortal!Suzaku. Lulu/Suzu
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Beauty Without Unlocks the Power Within by MyValentina reviews
I wanted to do a comedy piece about the infamous duo of the 11th squad but this has turned into a dramatic arc that encompasses Yumichika and Ikkaku's journey finding who they really are and how their friendship will always be something more. MaleXMale
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,175 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A.
I'd rather read the funnies by 4b4ndon3d 4ccoun7 reviews
France gets his own sex advice column in the newspaper! ...uh-oh. Pairs: Prussia/Austria, Russia/Lithuania, US/UK, China/Korea, Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy, Sweden/Finland, France/Canada, onesided Belarus/Russia, and Turkey/Japan with an unknowing Greece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/18/2009 - France - Complete
Love Is A Battlefield by skyemeunet reviews
After saving Yuki from a fire, Kyo struggles with his new found feelings. Taking solace in Hatsuharu, then realizing his mistake only further fuels Kyo's desire to have a relationship with Yuki. Too bad they won't stay happy for long.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Far From Home by xXduchessXx reviews
Iruka is teaching at Hogwarts with Kotetsu as his assistant. The Hogwarts student’s new course: All you’ll ever need to know about Ninja. Yaoi Pairings, KakaIru, Genma/Kotetsu, NaruSasuNaru, NejiShika, LeeGaaraLee RWHG. Harry Potter Naruto Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,671 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Iruka U.
Don't Fear the Reaper by Imadra Blue reviews
Ishida Uryū returns home from Hueco Mundo, but not triumphant. Laboring under a sense of inferiority and his promise to his father, he tries to cope with a strange illness and Kurosaki Ichigo's incessant presence. Slash.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Sweet by Turtle.Prince reviews
Because Hibari Kyouya was not at all a sweet person. -8018
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - T. Yamamoto, K. Hibari - Complete
Decay Heat by Lumi75 reviews
Takasugi harbors a grudge against Katsura for hounding him to change his ways. He confronts his ex-comrade 1 week after the Benizakura Arc - this time interruptions will not be tolerated. TakaZura & BanTaka. "Temporarily on hold"
Gintama - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,437 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Takasugi S., Katsura K./Zura
二人の約束:The Promise Between the Two of Us by Alasse aka KiraLacus Forever reviews
What happens when Roxas did not have dreams about Sora's adventures, instead, he meets face to face to the Keyblade wielder in his dreams. What will happened to them aftermaths? Will they be together? RoxasXSora !Season Two Updated!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,738 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Roxas, Sora
The Akatsuki in Hogwarts by Chazz girl reviews
The Akatsuki are given a mission to protect Harry Potter while he goes to school. Many yaoi couples.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,614 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Harry P., Akatsuki
Directionally Challenged by D3ath by Radishes reviews
While tracking down an Alchemist gone wrong, Edward, Alphonse, Mustang, and Hawkeye find that they must go undercover...on a certain pirate ship involving a certain rubber teen that likes meat and is striving to become King of the Pirates...
Crossover - One Piece & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 118 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Luffy, Edward E.
Hosts Are Not Prostitutes, Treat Them Respectfully by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Gin-san is a pervert, Katsura wishes he had never gotten this part-time job, and the rest of the host club tries not to laugh.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Katsura K./Zura, Gintoki S. - Complete
A Sick Day by animekraze reviews
Japan is sick one summer day, and South Korea takes care of him with some odd results . South KoreaxJapan, JapanxSouth Korea, Yong-sooxKiku, KikuxYong-soo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Japan, South Korea - Complete
Fashionably Late by Alfsigr reviews
ON-HOLD. What does Zero mean when he tells the Black Knights not to disturb him? Probably that everyone should feel free to enter his room without permission, right? Yaoi warning, non-graphic. Suzaku/Lelouch or Lelouch/Suzaku depending on your preference.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
A Week in Twilight Town by Adam.L.B reviews
Sora crashes his gummi ship, no suprise there, and finds himself in a random town, whats he here for? Upon meeting some new friends Sora discovers a new desire, Is it love? who knows... SoraXRoxas SemiLemon R&R Author - Adam
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sora, Roxas
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
You Wouldn't by RobinRocks reviews
And Suzaku didn't. SuzakuxLelouch. Spoilers for finale of R1. Oneshot for Narroch.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
Shockwave by Franz Nerdlinger reviews
Tech invents a device to depower the villains of Acmetropolis, but when it backfires, they have to deal with more enemies than ever. When Rev's brother develops his own abilities, will he be enough to help them fight back? TechRev Please R&R
Loonatics Unleashed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,683 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Tech E. Coyote, Rev Runner
Thank You by FoamyxTobi reviews
Haru saves Yuki from fangirls. Oneshot...? Short. : R&R!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Yuki S., Hatsuharu S.
Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner by Skyskater reviews
All I'm trying to do is make someone's dream come true. It's just that his dream isn't like other people's.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,874 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
All Sacrificed by Jusrecht reviews
Things Suzaku will not do for Japan, there has never been a question to them. Because they don't exist. Zero x Suzaku, Gino x Suzaku
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,540 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L.
By Your Side by Alanna-twins reviews
Hijikata finds Okita on a bench in the middle of the night. some talking. HijiOki. by: Tezzino of Alanna-twins
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Hijikata T., Okita S.
In Your Head by nekobaba reviews
Ishida Uryuu meets Hollow Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Uryuu I., Dark Ichigo - Complete
Falling Sand by Nivalis reviews
Somehow, Gaara thought, it makes it easier to fall when you know that there is someone who will catch you. Set during the fight between Gaara and Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Do It For You by Kylara Kitsune reviews
Why does Sora fight the Heartless?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
My Salvation by Jusrecht reviews
He is a mouse, trapped in his own complicated mind games and reaping what he sowed. He wants revenge. And he wants Suzaku. [LuluZaku]
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K.
Perhaps by mickeylover303 reviews
If there was one thing Hunter was, it was a good big brother. Slash, but not incest. Discontinued.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,932 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Blake B., Hunter B.
The Seventh Year by novella814 reviews
YYHxHP The Tantei are sent to Hogwarts in order to deal with a certain dark lord who has been causing Reikai some trouble. First, however, they must befriend Harry Potter and his friends in order to find Voldemort's weakness...Horcruxes! DISCONTINUED!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,063 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006
Macabre by ShayL reviews
TRIAL Read inside Through a chance meeting, an enticement of hatred and fascination mix as two separate beings question their existence and what it means to truly live. 17xTrunks Present time Trunks age 18
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Android 17, Trunks
Don't Try to Awaken Me With a Kiss by buduica reviews
The newest member of the Host Club, Sohma Yuki, has issues with the Host Club King. Sometimes Tamaki just won't learn. crossover with Fruits Basket.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Yuki S., Tamaki S. - Complete
No Reason by seca reviews
Shuuhei believes he’s forgotten an important occasion and tries to cover for it. Shounenai Shuuhei x Yumichika.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Shuuhei H., Yumichika A. - Complete
Run Around & Fatherly Authority by Yami no Kaiba reviews
Run Around: Ishida's in a snoot, and it's New Year's Eve. At least, Ichigo thinks so. Fatherly Authority: Ryuuken's the best dad in the world. At least he tries to be. IchigoUryuu
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Dawn To Dark by Gurubiness reviews
Following The Beautiful Suzuki, a day in the life of he and his roommates. A typical Saturday in the house of Chuu, Suzuki, Shishi Wakamaru, Jin, Rinku, and Touya. Also the story of love between Suzuki and... his fish? R&R
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Suzuki
Black & White Heart by StarRose reviews
Two sides, one heart, and a love that nothing can break. Haru is determined to win Yuki's heart, but with a male stalker, obsessive fangirls, and Yuki's own unwillingness, he's in for a tough challenge! Good thing Ayame and Shigure are around to 'help'...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 113,322 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hatsuharu S., Yuki S. - Complete
Obsession by Dreamseer VeeTee reviews
Gohan is dead and Trunks can't understand how he's going to defeat the androids, until Seventeen takes an odd interest in him. Mirai TrunksMirai Seventeen
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Trunks, Android 16