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Joined 12-26-09, id: 2190923, Profile Updated: 07-20-15
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

My old names: ChibiRat, Play Psycho, Allazumi, Zetzumi, Kagami's nipples. Currently working on a few things (most of them NijiHai) and I'm currently obsessed with Kuroko no Basuke, Spideypool ('cause seriously, who doesn't love Spideypool) and SpideyNova (Ultimate Spider-man show) but there's not enough stuff for them!

Hi, I'm Mel. I haven't written anything for years now including fanfiction. I'm not really into Naruto anymore, it's been so long since I read the manga or watched the anime. I was so sad when it finished. I've recently come back on here because of overwhelming nostalgia for the days when I spent so much time reading everyone's awesome fanfiction. I was heartbroken when I realised that almost all my favorite authors don't write fanfiction anymore and that some have deleted their accounts or their stories. For that reason, even if I never write anything for Naruto again or never finish the series, I'm keeping the stories I wrote up. I hope lots of great people took over for all the other authors who left.

Just this month (July 2015) I've re-read the stories I was writing and some of them have potential, some of them I really like and think other people might like. I would also love to finally write a sequel for Skin & Bones. That story was and is very important to me and very personal and I would like to explore it more but I don't know if I'll ever get around to it.

I really want to thank all the people who favorited, followed or left reviews for my stories or followed me. It honestly means so much to me! Thank you thank you thank you thank you so much!

If I do write some more fanfiction it's likely that it will be for Kuroko no Basuke, spideypool or for Futurama. Feel free to talk to me about anything whether you just want to say hi or recommend a good story.

The last thing I want to say is fanfiction is great. It's fun and it's such a great way to explore characters and possibilities of the series they're from. Please never be discouraged from writing fanfiction if that is what you want to do, okay?

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That Stupid Kid by xotakux2002x reviews
Kakuzu wanted a normal life. The appearance of a certain teenager named Hidan is going to make that next to impossible. pairings later in the story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 71,432 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu
The Boy With the Attractive Face by BoobieKiller reviews
Spider-Man always thought it was best never to tell The Merc With the Mouth who he really was, but he was proven very, VERY wrong.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,754 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013
Jealousy, Forgetfulness and Tony Stark by xX Krystal Rose Xx reviews
"A sentiment which is born in love, and is produced by the fear that the loved person prefers someone else." "Marked by neglectful or heedless failure to remember something important" "A Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist."
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - P. Parker/Spider Man, S. Alexander/Nova, Iron Man
Apologies by xX Krystal Rose Xx reviews
The problem with falling for your best friend is that you won't know if it's truly love until the moment you are about to lose them forever... Nova X Spidey, image was hand drawn, and I'm not the best artist in the world, so excuse me :3
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 4/2/2013 - P. Parker/Spider Man, S. Alexander/Nova
My Dear Little Hero by xX Krystal Rose Xx reviews
Doctor Octopus kidnapped Nova to get back at Spider-man, and ends up learning his true identity in the process. With the rest of the team on a separate mission, its up to Spider-man to save him. But, will he get there on time? SpideyXNova, and i also don't own any of the characters. I do, however, own the cover image.
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - P. Parker/Spider Man, S. Alexander/Nova
An A-Z Of Short Fics by xX Krystal Rose Xx reviews
A short fic for each letter of the alphabet. SpideyNova is Implied\or Established, with some other pairing in there too. Mind and review and give me some more words! ;)
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/27/2013 - P. Parker/Spider Man, S. Alexander/Nova
Dreaming by OkiKitty reviews
Lazy title is lazy... What the heck is wrong with me? I keep having these dreams. And for some reason, they're all about Sam... I must be sick or something. SpideyNova slash. Summary and cover art fail. Don't like, don't read. Rated T for language and later chapters.
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - P. Parker/Spider Man, S. Alexander/Nova - Complete
Intuition by todo-mahem reviews
SasuNaru oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Six Kisses by Sela-Lovegood reviews
Five times someone kissed Sam and the one time he kissed someone first. Cross posted on AO3.
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2012 - P. Parker/Spider Man, S. Alexander/Nova - Complete
Fanboys and Crushes by Sela-Lovegood reviews
In which Sam fanboys and writes Spider-Man fanfiction.
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2012 - P. Parker/Spider Man, S. Alexander/Nova - Complete
In My Head by mikuloveitachi reviews
Akatsuki Crack-fic. Everyone has some sort of problem, habit, disease. Told from different POVs. Contains YAOI main pairing Sasodei. May change to M later
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,218 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sasori, Deidara
Combatant Affections YuAllen by SketchyMatteh reviews
This does have Yaoi In it - Kanda x Allen - D. Gray Man. Allen has a nightmare and wanders the halls of the dark order late at night when who should he run into but Kanda in the training room......Rated M for later chapters.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,658 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
One Man Retrieval Squad by Zeao reviews
"I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for?" -Stephanie Lennox in I Don't Remember You. Riley just robbed a bank and Huey will have his hands full cleaning that mess up. But Huey will be fighting more than police soon enough. Huey and Riley
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,602 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Huey F., Riley F.
His Personal Attendant by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
DISCONTINUED. King Uchiha Sasuke is currently searching for a personal attendant. And Naruto just happens to be chosen. SasuNaru, shounen ai, bad language!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,296 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I, Horndog by toadstoolcouch reviews
Missing scene from "Insane in the Mainframe." Roberto does terrible things to Fry in their shared cell. Slash, extreme, non-con. Implied Bender/Fry at the end
Futurama - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2010 - P. Fry, Bender R. - Complete
Detention Date by Ivylicious reviews
Sasuke and Naruto land themselves a detention for quarrelling in class, you've heard it before. But their teacher Kakashi brings a whole new level of awkwardness to the detention and it escalates from there. Sasunarusasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,645 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Hate My Hair by mikuloveitachi reviews
KonanxItachi. Odd pairing, I agree. But... you'll just have to read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Konan, Itachi U.
SasoDei The Price of Red by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara meets a seductive red head at a Night Club. Who is this mysterious man that goes by the name of 'Red? And why does he know so much about Deidara? Warning: Smut, Blood, Bondage, Abuse, etc X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,206 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Life as a High School Freshman by Naruko-koi reviews
NaruSasu: Sasuke walked across the school yard when something out the of the corner of his eye made his jaw drop. 'Is Itachi laughing at me' .AU.Crossdressing;kinda.Rewritten.Slight NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Afraid of the Dark by Jelp reviews
Sometimes the monsters are closer than you think. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,961 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
SasoDei Amaterasu's Cup by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori and Deidara are sent to collect a wishing bowl called Amaterasu's Cup. Afterwards Deidara drinks too much and ends up drunk. Sasori takes advantage and Deidara wakes up very pissed off at Sasori. But will Deidara say something he will soon regret?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Happy Ending by DeiSaso-999 reviews
A story of Sasori and Deidara's lives as it plays out together. Marriage, Pregnant man, Pregnancy, Love, Romance, Together Forever. SasoDei, yoai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Anger by DeiSaso-999 reviews
An angst story of Deidara and Sasori. Sasori one day goes ballistic on Deidara and looses his temper completely literally beating the blonde to death. Hint of Sasodei, death, pain, gone, angst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Dreams of Power, The Past of the Mistaken by DreamOfTheWorld reviews
Every person within this world have dreams, those unrelated reality essence takes you to places to the point of the highest imaginable. And dream...takes you back to the past, to fix things that you haven’t be able to do so, and Naruto found himself there
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Harder than Death by DeiSaso-999 reviews
Deidara has caught Sasori cheating on him with Itachi. After confronting him of it Sasori must leave for a mission. But when he dosnt return Deidara assumes that Sasori has abandoned him when actually Sasori has been killed. SasoDei, ItaSaso
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Yellow and Red by XxTwistedEverAfterxX reviews
Yellow. The car was still speeding towards the blond; there was no way it would stop in time. Red. It covered the road and soon yellow was soaked in red as the light changed. But it was all over now. It would never change to Green. SasoDei. Death fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
A Season of Poison by BomberBrat reviews
It's Saori's birthday, and Kisame,and Tobi throw him a party, who knew the night would take such an interesting turn for the better? . DeiSaso, rated M for drug use, and yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Deidara Grounded by seraserastuff reviews
Deidara is taken captive by Team Kakashi and Team Gai. They look after his wounds and -try- to escort him to Konoha for questioning. The Sand Village and Akatsuki complicate matters. Lot's of angst and hurt/comfort, YAOI eventual
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,748 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Deidara, Kakashi H.
Indulgence by saichanlovestoad reviews
Oneshot.WGshota fetfic. Ed/Riley. Ed has always been obsessed with watching his lovers eat. Unfortunately, he has never found a woman to meet his expectations. Then he finds a way to indulge with a young male friend with a big appetite.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,386 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Ed W. III, Riley F. - Complete
Closet Phobia by saichanlovestoad reviews
Updated Again! Riley comes out of the closet and learns how to be gay in Woodcrest. Based after the episode 'Story of Gangstalicious Part 2'.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,346 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Riley F.
Drowning? by Amaya Nanashi reviews
yet another Sasunaru story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Big Sasodei Smutfest! by RedSand reviews
Just a big ol' Sasodei smut fest for y'all! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
God of Fire and God of Wind by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
SasuNaru, AU. ‘The God of Wind always compliments the God of Fire’, was the humans’ saying. Is it really true?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twister by xotakux2002x reviews
the game of twister, with an intersting twist courtesy of deidara. sasodei yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Complete
Bath Time by xotakux2002x reviews
what happens in the bathtub leads to revenge XD sasodei, deisaso, VERY old yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Hensetsu izen Ai by YaoiRocks reviews
Naruto’s had enough. Enough of Konoha and the constant hate he receives. And he does the unthinkable. He merges with the demon Kyuubi and runs away from Konoha to end up in the arms of one of Konoha’s most hunted nins…Itachi[Yaoi,itanaru,Mpreg]request fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,303 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Sunshine In The Rain by ShadesofDeath reviews
Deidara has a few 'problems', can Dr. Akasuna fix them, or will they destroy them both. AU warning:Dark, Childabuse, rape, drug abuse, suicide, maybe gore later on IDK characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,200 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Kakuzu Klaus by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Being Santa is hard work. Especially when Santa's little helper is Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kakuzu, Itachi U. - Complete
Dirty Old Man by dead drifter reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
Serenity by izzyisozaki reviews
Sasuke is leaving for a mission and Naruto prepares to face the period of his abscence. But things can't be left undone... SasuNaruSasu. Unexciting plot focused on Naruto's feelings for Sasuke and viceversa, endless smut, fluff, and one-on-one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Continuity by izzyisozaki reviews
Naruto returns to where he last saw his ex-bestfriend while the latter and his team linger nearby. Some things are inevitable. SasuNaruSasu. Horror, crudeness, angst, romance, drama, violence, Shippuden!Sasuke, some gore... But still has fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,153 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
SasuNaru Smut PWP by Nyru reviews
Porn without plot. SASUNARU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Kill a Blasphemer by Shikirou reviews
Kakuzu finally got Hidan to make a Myspace. During the process of editing his details, the Zealot's reaction to Tom was to be expected. Crack!fic. One-shot. Please R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Pimp My Sculptor by dead drifter reviews
Epic Rape. The Akatsuki are running low on funds, so Pein decides to pimp Deidara out to the rest of the ninja world. A little humor, angst, drama, romance, even horror thrown in!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
Cruisin' USA by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it’s about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi
Akatsuki Home Cooking by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki! Learn to cook from our beloved evil organization! Rated for sexual mentions no sexual content .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Itachi U., Zetsu
I Am Not! by dead drifter reviews
Each Akatsuki gives us a moment of their time to rant and rave about something that they most definitely are NOT. And yet…maybe they really ARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
To Hell and Back by dead drifter reviews
ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,022 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
My Dark Obsession by AshleeTheDragon reviews
Naruto is an average child who needs to be taken care of...or can looks be deceiving? SASUNARU and NARUSASU, shouta, yaoi, dark themes, all that stuff. COMPLETE 7/10/08
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,277 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Tojikomeru by YaoiRocks reviews
Naruto leaves Konoha after failing to rescue Sasuke. When he thought that nothing else could go wrong, he is caught by slave dealers and sold to Orochimaru... How will Sasuke react? [SasuNaru. rape, Mpreg, Lemons] [Do not own Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,499 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Androgynous Kitsune by YaoiRocks reviews
Like a pebble in a pond, one event can cause many ripples. Some of these ripples fade away while others rebound back to the original happening. A pebble in a pond happened to Deidara…how many ripples will rebound? Sasodei kyuudei rape Mpreg, lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,160 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sasori, Deidara
Sasuke Learns by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
.:SasuNaru:. In life, everyone learns something from everybody. In this case, Sasuke learns something from Naruto. ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Toxic by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
.:SasuNaru:. Extract from fic: Sasuke kissed his way up to Naruto’s mouth and asked, “My place tonight?” ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Frozen Kiss by Silentsoul66 reviews
T.T Sasodei Deisaso oneshot. XD!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Not Guilty by Reasons of Insanity by Shikirou reviews
When Deidara is being haunted by his past, and undergoing it from his stepfather, how will he react when everything around him changes right before his eyes? Rated M for some Yaoi, Shonnen ai, language, and rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,850 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Not Your Typical 9 to 5 by dead drifter reviews
AU. Yaoi. Sequel to "Elevator Music." Red Moon Inc. is a gay friendly work environment! Every chapter is smut, with various Akatsuki/ Konoha/ Suna pairings/triplings! Ch1: Nejori Ch2: NejiSasoGaa Ch3: KakuHidaShika
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Neji H., Sasori
Good Night by Lady Kitara reviews
Light wants to sleep but L wants to work. what will Light do? Light x L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Afterglow by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. YAOI TobiSasu. SPOILERS FOR CH 396 & 397! Tobi torments Sasuke in his cave. Featuring bondage, blood and melted wax!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Akatsuki Fools by dead drifter reviews
Crack! April Fool’s Day fun with the Akatsuki! ALL of them! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Kakuzu, Deidara - Complete
Lucky Gai's Irish Pub by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The evil organization and resident servant Tobi are invited to participate in the festivities at Konoha for St. Patrick’s Day. Featuring Kakuzu’s Pot O’ Gold, Bearded Sasori, Skittles spoofs, Zetsu’s seed and more! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
Riders of the Red Dawn by dead drifter reviews
AU. The Akatsuki are a gang of outlaws in the wild west. They end up shacking up in a dying town called El Suna, where the leader of the group, Pein, falls head over boot heels for a pretty little whore named Konan. Crack humor, romance, het, shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Fertilizer by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot Yaoi Zet/Kimi/Sai and Zet/Sai/Kimi. Kimimaro and Sai are sent to Zetsu to collect his special fertilizer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Zetsu, Sai - Complete
Never Sacrifice a Whore by dead drifter reviews
After a virgin sacrifice gone wrong, Hidan ends up in Mario Land. Will he ever find a way back home?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Hidan
Playing Cupid by YaoiRocks reviews
It’s valentines day and Itachi decides to play Love Doctor…though only this one time. He has two patients. Deidara and Sasori…can the one-time Love Doctor work his magic? Yaoi, lemon, bondage, kinkyness, plotting Itachi and sappy-ness XD Valentines Stor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Ice Cream, I Scream by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot Yaoi KakuDei. Everyone is outside cooling off, but Kakuzu is stuck in the house due to a broken leg. Deidara decides to visit. Featuring ice cream, naughty tentacle butt secks and a 69!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Free Time by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
Ever wondered what Sasuke and Naruto do during their free time...? .:SasuNaru:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ritual Pornograph by dead drifter reviews
HidanDeidara/ HiDei. Yaoi. Oneshot. Deidara is hogging the bathroom, and Hidan decides to punish him for his insolence. Rated for graphic sex, blood, violence, and well, general Hidan-ness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Dancing with explosives by YaoiRocks reviews
Dei a 17yr old bomb expert witnesses a terrible crime & must go in hiding to survive…as a girl? What is Dei to do when some of the hottest and popular guys of the school come after him and also be able to keep a low profile? Cant fit full title in ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Teh Ice Cube by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack. Kisame is sick and delusional. Deidara is annoying. Itachi to the rescue. Title spelled that way on PURPOSE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
And I Control You by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi Ita/Sasu. Uchihacest. Itachi and Sasuke share their bitter lust in the snow by the Nakano river. Warning blood, underage sex, not happy times. Gift for Kikyo Uchiha!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Elevator Music by dead drifter reviews
AU. Graphic Lemon/ Yaoi Saso/Neji. Neji is going for a job interview, but he ends up getting stuck in an elevator…fortunately, he’s stuck in an elevator with his potential boss. To pass the time, they make ‘elevator music.’ XP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Neji H., Sasori - Complete
Path to Freedom by dead drifter reviews
Neji/Tenten. Tenten wakes up after a foreboding dream to find Neji standing at the edge of a cliff. "There's only one path to freedom, Tenten. Only one." WARNING bring some Kleenex! Birthday present for Purplewolfstar35!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Beat It Upright by dead drifter reviews
ONESHOT. Yaoi Saso/Dei. BDSM. Deidara blows up Hiruko, and Sasori decides to punish him for it. Featuring whips, shackles, a blunt kunai and a LOT of drooling.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Shooting A Combo by YaoiRocks reviews
They all say woman always do what they can to get what they want and when a situation arises in which they can get the advantage, they will take it…like when Sasori lusts for our little blonde Deidara...enter pool and a little bet sasodei,lemon,oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Just Like the Rain by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
He hasn't cried in five years, and now, he finally did. .:SasuNaru:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Life Alert by dead drifter reviews
ONESHOT. Akatsuki Crack! Kakuzu and Hidan share a food fight and later, Kakuzu has a heart attack. Renamed, now just a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sweat, Blood and Tears by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. Yaoi. KakuHidan. Rated for graphic sex, swearing, violence and blood. Every time he's with Kakuzu, Hidan cries. “I want you so bad…oh, Jashin…I want you all the time…and that’s why it’s wrong…can’t you understand that?”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Euphoria is a Beach by jewel-shards reviews
Sasori and Deidara have fun on the beach. First Lemon. Fluff. DeiSaso Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
You're Worthless by dead drifter reviews
SasoDei. Sasori gets frustrated with Deidara and strikes him, but he makes it all better. No Yaoi,just Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
I'll Cry For You by dead drifter reviews
SasoDei Fluff. Sasori can't cry. But Deidara can cry for him...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Computer by Mink Shindo reviews
Kakashi can't seem to get over his childhood friend and Rival's death. But will an ad in a magazine and a promise for a Toy that will do anything fill that gap, or will Kakashi abuse the power he has over his Toy?KakaxRobo!Obi AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Kakashi H., Torune
Orochimaru's World Famous New Year's Eve Party by dead drifter reviews
Sequel to “The Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas.” Featuring unauthorized Furby breeding, the purpose of Kimimaro’s zig zag hair parting, drunken sex, pimping puppets, Hot Cheatos, revealing New Year’s resolutions and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,426 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Complete
Cotton Candy by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot YAOI Zetsu/Tobi. Tobi loves cotton candy. But he loves his Zu Zu more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Dude, Where's My Ring? by dead drifter reviews
Oneshot. YAOI. SasoDei. Sasori can’t find his ring. After tearing apart the whole house, Deidara helps him out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Lost Lemons of the Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
These are the lost lemons of the Christmas special. Yaoi SasoDei, KakuHidan, KisaIta. Christmas and booze fuse and become one great big lemon slice.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Life's Delusions by YaoiRocks reviews
Life is a delusion. Your thoughts and reality are completely different things. They show you different ideas and dreams. If reality shows you something against your mind…do you accept it or let it go as a unfulfilled dream? SasoDei lemon oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Little Big List of Rules by dead drifter reviews
This is the list of rules posted in the kitchen of the Akatsuki house in my Crack Fic universe, anyway. Whether anyone in Akatsuki actually READS it is questionable. But you should read it. Because the evil Gumby mailbox posted at the curb said so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Quiet like Thunder by saichanlovestoad reviews
Slash. Oneshot. Huey's emotions crash down upon him like a storm one evening while alone with his brother.
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Huey F., Riley F. - Complete
Thanksgiving at the Akatsuki Lair by dead drifter reviews
Turkey massacres, exploding pumpkins and Amaterasu in the kitchen. What more could you want for Thanksgiving?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Masochist ver 1 by Jaiden Lockheart reviews
Being the new kid is never easy, but maybe this time there would be someone worth staying for. Narusasu, Kibashika and others.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,325 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shinobi High by Mink Shindo reviews
Sasuke, Sai, Gaara, and Naruto as children always relied on each other to get by. Now they're in highschool... and need each other in a different way. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,360 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Heat by Shuriken to the face reviews
Takes place after Akatsuki at the Seaside. Rating is there for a reason. Onesided Deisaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Troubles of an Evil Overlord by Shuriken to the face reviews
It's not easy being a SuperEvilGeniusNinjaOverlord...especially with minions like these...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Akatsuki at the Seaside by Shuriken to the face reviews
Everyone's favourite criminals have a nice day out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Out of Reach by YaoiRocks reviews
[sequel to healer] Neji and Naruto have been lovers for a year and everything seems perfect. But, a certain Uchiha has been lusting over out fav blonde and wants Naruto for himself, how will the couple cope with this and more? [Yaoi, Lemons, Mpreg]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H.
Houshutsu by YaoiRocks reviews
He knew that Itachi didn’t love him, and he didn’t love the Uchiha. It was more like as if Itachi wanted to show him what it really was like before his life ended. He wanted to thank Itachi for that [Yaoi, Itanaru, cutting, lemon, rape]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Brothers and Lovers by Jedi.Vixen reviews
AU Uchiha Sasuke deals with seduction at school, home, and the business world. GaaraxItachixSasuke, NejixSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,626 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
Hate by animeangel665 reviews
Shikmaru gets annoyed at alot of things. KibaShika Oneshot. Kind of citrusy but nothing to bad
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Hero by YaoiRocks reviews
[SasuNaru][School fic] Naruto lives with an abusive father and he needs a hero to come and save him... [I do not own Naruto etc]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,697 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Worth The Effort by animeangel665 reviews
Shikamaru wonders what's really worth the effort.ShikaxKiba.Some SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Save Me by Evie-Chan589 reviews
Gaara falls victim to a horrible crime and is found by Neji alone in the woods. What can Neji do to save this broken boy? First fic ever rated M for Yaoi rape and violence. SasuGaa ItaGaa NejGaa Warning: OOCness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,906 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Faggot by Angelas reviews
After running away from home, Sasuke faces prostitution and drug abuse. Will a certain blonde help him through their hopeless situation? M for rape, incest, and drug use. SasukexNaruto yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,642 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
If Only For a Little While, Let Me Have You by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
[SasuNaru, bittersweet] Sasuke has returned to Konoha, and after a week, he proposed to Naruto. The blond agreed but why was he not as happy as the rest were for him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One's true heart by YaoiRocks reviews
Naruto catches a virus that ends up killing him, but there's a twist. Kyuubi saves him and he wakes up... a woman? How will he deal with this? voting end: main Sasunaru, shikatem, shinkiba, kureanko
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,267 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Healer by YaoiRocks reviews
Naruto losses the will to live and falls into a coma, can anyone save him from this darkness that threatens to swallow him whole? [Yaoi Nejinaru, Lemon, occness] ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Set on Repeat by stakeh reviews
AU Everything was fine. Sasuke liked someone who was seemingly impossible to have. Gaara's family was argumentive beyond control. Sakura's mom was insane. And Naruto was getting more confused by the second. Many pairings ensue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,548 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 9/3/2005
Orochimaru's Little Artists by Mink Shindo reviews
Deidara and Sai as children live with Orochimaru for training. Basically a peek into their daily lives with Orochimaru... Has other characters, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Orochimaru, Sai - Complete
Follow You by Jaiden Lockheart reviews
An english project during their Freshman year brings an unlikely group of people together. Narusasu, Kibashika, Kakairu and others. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,315 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Unsent Letters by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
Naruto misses Sasuke and he always writes letters to him. However, he never sent a single one of them out…[Oneshot, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Insanity by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
[Onesided SasuNaru] Sasuke expresses his insanity here. Read with caution, as there is a pretty smitten and touchyfeely Sasuke. [BoyXBoy love! Don't like, don't read. You've been warned!]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Infomercial by commanderkiddo reviews
Naruto Shoppingstyle
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
Not too bothersome afterall by HK Keiji reviews
oneshot YAOI lemon or what you call that stuff: Kiba decides to turn to Shikamaru for his secret fantasies, but it turns out slightly differant than what he expected...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Eyeliner by AllPowerfulDaisy reviews
Gaara runs out of eyeliner. Oneshot. SasuGaa. Written out of sheer boredom. Mild cursing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
High school, New guy, First love by justdranz reviews
High School AU Naruto fic. A new student has joined the same high school that Gaara attends. Fights, love and chaos ensue. Rated for later chapters. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U.
Obedience by Ardnahc reviews
SasuNaru pwp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppet by justdranz reviews
KankyGaa. Sandcest. Yaoi. Don't like? don't read . Songfic. Kankuro is using Gaara like a puppet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Welcome to Life by YOURMOMONTOAST reviews
The life of Gaara in high school. Oh yes, THAT'S how interesting it is. SasukeGaara, NejiDeidara, SakuraHinata and other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,380 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
The five stages of Grief by justdranz reviews
Sasuke POV. Sasuke is going through the five stages of grief over his lovehate for Gaara. SasuGaa. AngstRomance. Shonen Ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
I'd Kill To Fall Asleep by justdranz reviews
Gaara POV. Gaara can't sleep an whiles the night away talking to himself.Oneshot. Angst. Rated for character death
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Cold Warmth by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
Sasuke was known to be really cold. But when snuggled up close, Naruto finds that the definition made by people was not entirely correct… Shounenai, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Hunger, My Desire by Exploded Toilet Bowl reviews
SasuNaru. Please note, rape is present in the story but no explicit content. Or rather, implied sex and rape. Sasuke's hunger, desire...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Affirmations by Shini no Megami reviews
Because words are concrete. SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Right and Wrong by YOURMOMONTOAST reviews
Sandcest. KankuroxGaara. Is there really that much difference between right and wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Love is so Troublesome by YOURMOMONTOAST reviews
Sasuke spills all. SasukexGaara oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
I Think So by Probably reviews
Gaara thinks about his and Sasuke's relationship. Oneshot. SasuGaa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
Lemon Aftertaste by spork ai reviews
(title will change) Collection of themed challenge drabbles, fics, etc. for the livejournal community lemonaftertaste. SasuGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/13/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005
Guilty by spork ai reviews
Sandcest drabble...thing. Kankurou muses about the odd relationship he has with his little brother. Rated just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Valentines Day Questions by spork ai reviews
It's Valentines Day and Sasuke is being chased by a hoard of fangirls. He is rescued by the most unlikely person. Yaoi! SasukexGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2005
The Bath House by Shibarania reviews
Naruto is full set to take a nice long soak in the bath, all by his lonesome. Only one problem: he's not alone. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/28/2003
Nightingale by MaidenInTheMoon reviews
[To Difinity] For centuries, night has been the only time forbidden lovers could meet. One evening, Sasuke decides he and Naruto no longer need to keep it forbidden, he takes his koi out for a date, and some very interesting things happen SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2003
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Skin & Bones reviews
Trigger warning! Sasuke, Naruto, eating disorders anorexia/bulimia . Oneshot, possible sequel. Depressing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Irritating Interference reviews
I always thought I would have been ecstatic when this day came, when I finally got away from home, from all the bullshit, all the abuse and pain, and maybe I would have been if it wasn’t for the thoughts of all the things I was leaving behind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Not Too Innocent reviews
Sasori figured out that Deidara was clueless, and he wanted to use it to his advantage to get what he wanted. Hidan had the same idea. Hidan/Deidara/Sasori Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Nothing reviews
Sasori took it too far, now Deidara's gone. Hints towards SasoDei. Character death. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
It's Alright Now reviews
Another one that's sad. It mentions rape, if you don't like reading sad rape stories don't read this. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Russian Roulette SasoDei reviews
I'm not so good with summaries so I'm just gonna say that its kinda sad-ish. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete