Espileon707
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Joined 12-27-09, id: 2191438
Author has written 6 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Penguins of Madagascar, Vocaloid, and Super Hero Squad Show.
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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,124 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by AchievingKitKat reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 25,915 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
FiM: Binky Pie by Miyajima reviews
Pinkie Pie is visited by a strange customer whilst working at Sugarcube Corner. Chaos ensues.
Crossover - Discworld & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,687 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Death
Transformers Prime: Positron Fusion by BMillsWrites reviews
Raf feels betrayed when he discovers Optimus Prime and others have made secret plans for his own good. However, The Autobot leader must risk losing the young boy's friendship forever to save the entire human planet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Raf E., Optimus Prime
A Guide to the Avengers Rules by electracait reviews
A bunch of drabbles of things the Avengers are not allowed to do and why! Rated T for cursing and some references. Enjoy! Chapter 1 now fixed
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012
The Big Four by Natalie Nallareet reviews
No one knew I existed, no one believed in me, and not a single person could even see me. Well, I shouldn't say no one. That's what this story was about after all, the three royal kids who managed to see me through the swirling snow. Anyone who did know of our tale, they called us the big four. The Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons crossover, Merida/Rapunzel, Jack/Hiccup
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,797 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Jack Frost and his Baby by LadyLombax reviews
A baby Pooka is found by our favourite Spirit of Winter. Here are some drabbles exploring Jack's journey through single parenthood, the child's childhood with a spirit for a father and the Guardians' realisation that Jack is actually pretty awesome with kids for a reason. May include Bunny in later drabbles.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
Safety from the Storm by Souffles In Space reviews
Being invisible is a lonely existence. Maybe they can tough it out together. / Or: Jack wasn't the only one to drown that night. AU drabbles and oneshots; major spoilers; gen. Based on art by seekingskywhales on Tumblr.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Jack Frost, Jack's sister
Conceal Reveal by Netbug-Archive reviews
In the final weeks of his freshman year, Randy Cunningham faces his greatest failure. For better or worse, he is about the unlock the darkest secrets of Norrisville High, the true history of The Ninja, and... What the juice? Why can Heidi suddenly remember his name?
Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Randy C.
In Which Neither Coulson nor Sherlock are Dead by TheDullYellowEye reviews
... and John sort of joins the Avengers. While Coulson's recovering from being stabbed in the chest by a magical spear, Fury is rapidly running out of Agents willing to play babysitter for the newly founded Avengers. So he calls in Captain John Watson, late of the British Royal Army, and blogger and best friend to the infamously antisocial presumably deceased Sherlock Holmes.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 46,382 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - John W., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,741 - Reviews: 2002 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Fox Leaves by AyumiFallassion reviews
What if the Kyuubi never attacked? What if peace talks with Cloud started much earlier? What if, Hinata wasn't the only one they were after? Based off the storyline set down by Lizeth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,775 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara, Kyuubi/Kurama, Shukaku
Baby Avengers by livin-la-vida-loki-d reviews
"Natasha never wanted children... However, fate sometimes has an uncanny ability of taking what you want, stomping on it, and laughing in your face." Loki turns four of the Avengers, and himself into children, leaving Clint and Natasha as their surrogate "parents" until a cure is found. Rated T for language and adult themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,545 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Transformers Prime: What the scrap? by Crush48 reviews
Prime Universe. Breakdown, while exploring the ship, notices Soundwave leave his station for recharge. Breakdown in a moment of curiosity, decides to find out what Soundwave hides under the mask, thanks to Knockout's sttory.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Breakdown, Soundwave
The Unusual Suspects by katkrap reviews
A Superwholock Epic updated bi weekly on TUMBLR; when the Winchesters run into a madman with a blue box, a consulting detective, and an army doctor, they have no idea what they're actually getting into. Nor that hell is interested, as well.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,922 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012
Done Hanging On by KP02 reviews
Sequel to "Don't Wake Me" The door was soon opened with an average looking teenager with a black eye. Bruce couldn't speak for a moment. Spider-Man was a teenager? That couldn't be right. "Hey kid, is Peter Parker in?" Apparently Tony had come to the same conclusion. "Yeah, that's me." In which Peter joins the team and chaos abounds! No slash!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,877 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Kiss of Language by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, you just let your little brother molest one of the most dangerous mechs on base..."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Jazz, Bluestreak - Complete
Sherlock Holmes's Adventures at Hogwarts by AnnaKilljoy reviews
When John returns to Hogwarts for his sixth year, he meets the mysterious Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock/John slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,716 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Sherlock H.
Agree to Disagree by dear tomorrow reviews
SuperWhoLock AU; The Winchester have moved to the UK. Starting new. They are enrolled into a school with people that make them feel as though they are right at home. Let the adventure begin.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012
Why? by SecretWriterPoM reviews
Rico never did understand why Skipper and Kowalski had helped him out in the first place...
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Rico - Complete
Protect What's Yours by Kaitou Jareth reviews
Universes collide when Aziraphale is visited by a Time Lord looking for a missing angel. Meanwhile, two hunters take it into their heads to do the same-but this time, they've got the wrong Crowley.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley, Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Skipper s laptop adventure by TheSkySpiritsTalentShow reviews
Skipper is left to watch AT s laptop. While doing that he meets Cleverbot, a strange person online who is either crazy or White Widow her self. Rated T cuz of Cleverbot.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Skipper, Dr. Blowhole
Yellow Sun, Grey Sky by Killjou reviews
Due to a careless prank on Blitzwing's part Bumblebee finds himself trapped in Megatron's clutches, much to the poor Decepticon lord's own surprise and disbelief.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,291 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bumblebee, Megatron
Manual Transformation by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, it says not to use excessive force"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
How It Feels To Hatch by Zeer reviews
Shino's bugs decide to take his destiny into their hands. See how Shino's life, and those around him, change as a result.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,205 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Shino A., Naruto U.
Silent devotion by Sena-kun reviews
Sequel to Quiet Love. Shadow is no long a sparkling but a mech, a little younger then the required age. He is trying to prove he's changed. But when his past haunts him to no end, can he move forward? Sunny/oc Ratch/Sides Jazz/Prowl and other pairings. READ PLEASE but this is going to be rewritten after Quiet Love remake. Tell me your ideas!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010
Memoirs of a Sugar Queen by Anna Nigma reviews
Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Charlotte L.B. - Complete
Three Times a Charm by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
Sequel to "Down By The Bay" Since the split of Blitzwing's personalities, the Decepticons have to face their most challenging feat yet. Putting up with all three of them. Permanent Hiatus: GUYS THIS STORY HASN'T BEEN TOUCHED IN FOUR YEARS! QUIT ASKING!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,903 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Blitzwing
The Care and Keeping of Healthy Younglings by Kathrine reviews
G1 AU. Too many younglings running wild on your military base? Just follow these simple steps for stress-free sparkling-care. As an added measure, be sure to stock plenty of high-grade in a Jazz-proof locker. You'll need it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
The Hetalia Guide and Maintenance Manual by Mytho Del Rosa reviews
The latest in recent technology! A Cracked guide on how to maintain and nurture the cast of Axis Powers Hetalia. Pure crack...OTL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,634 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010
From Wall to Wall by VeekaIzhanez reviews
Danny Phantom had been taken into one ghost world by one female ghost named Lady Rossa. He need to get away from there before he became her victim! What happen next?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
This Surfer And That Surfer by Lappalla reviews
this is a story about the super hero squad and when another being from the silver surfer's planet comes and visits him. not good at summarys NOTE I DO NOT OWN THE SUPER HERO SQUAD OR ANY OF MARVEL'S CHARACTERS
Super Hero Squad Show - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Silver Surfer
Transformers Animated: Faiz and Faizah by VeekaIzhanez reviews
Based from Transformers Animated and 1 Indonesian story, Faiz & Faizah, the Autobots and Sari used to make friend with the orphans from one home behind the Autobot base.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Sari S. - Complete
Defend and Protect by Lady Katana4544 reviews
A seeker's programming commands that sparklings and younglings are to be cared for and protected. So how does this programming affect the Decepticon command trine?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009
Protectors Of The Young by LittleMewLugia reviews
Plot bunny based heavily upon the TF Bunny farm on Livejournal by Sanjuno. What if Seekers were programmed to protect sparklings above all else? What would happen if they found sparklings in the midst of a battle or mission?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,075 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Mind Warp by Baby Cougar reviews
It was a simple C-rank mission. All they had to do was deliver the package. Why did it have to go horribly wrong? One-sided NaruxHina. Team 8 switches bodies and chaos ensues! Kiba-Shino, Shino-Hinata, and Hinata-Kiba. Idiot!Kiba. No definate pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,921 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Kurenai Y., Shino A.
Sparklings and Seekers by S. Phantom reviews
When a explosion caused many of the mechs to turn into sparklings, help comes in a somewhat surprising form.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,692 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
The Time of the Butterfly by Baby Cougar reviews
Hinata gets violently thrown out of her Clan, and Shino comes to her and brings her home. Will get more involved, and rated for later smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A.
Apples and Ashes by ShyLight reviews
G1: Get out your hardhats kids. The multiverses are beginning to collapse on each other and Unicron is on the move.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,676 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Ace of Spades by Shyrstyne reviews
G1. Who says Transformers can't play cards?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Jazz, Wheeljack - Complete
Unlikely Partners by Stormy1x2 reviews
[xover with Transformers] After the Decepticons trash a downtown NYC building, the Autobots are sent to help the humans, only to find a surprise in a hidden subbasement. Sideswipe may have met his match.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Michelangelo - Complete
Frontline Interviews by Sarah Noble reviews
Interviews with Hogwarts' most fascinating (or disturbed) residents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Severus S., Draco M.
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Pandora's Guns reviews
In a world where criminals to insane to save run a muck a small band of semi-sane soldiers fight to protect everyone. Their life isn't a kind one. And thats the life Pandora's been drawn into! Contains humanized Penguins and an attempt at romance
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,369 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012
The New Mission reviews
When Ironman ends up with a baby girl to care for how will he cope with being both a father and a Superhero? He also needs to answer one thing, where did she come from? This is a Remake of My Super Hero Robot, it will be better than before!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Super Hero Squad Show - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man
A Past Phase reviews
This is an Art Trade with Zincuddlefish of DA. They wanted a creepypasta story of my version of the penguins and his character involved at the end. Thus this is born, its the Penguins past as humans from my story Pandora's Guns. Enjoy.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012
Aztec Zoo reviews
i got bored and was watching Penguins of Madagascar and this was born in my head. what if a new penguin came and had been raised by lemurs? yeah tell me if you like it i will write more if you guys out there do. i rate it T cause i am paraniod. XD
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/18/2010
the 5th Alice reviews
If you have heard the song Alice Human Sacrifice you know what this is based off of. after the 4th alice dies the dream decides to try a child one more time. this child is a dreamer. watch the events unfold. Rated T cause i am paranoid!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010
Zero Preperations reviews
this is a story in which i combined all of the Transformers worlds that i know of. armada, beast wars, G1, live action movie, animted, and if possible other fanfictions no promises on the last one though! and mesh them into a single area.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010