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Joined 12-27-09, id: 2191539, Profile Updated: 04-30-11
Author has written 16 stories for Hunger Games, Warriors, Flight 29 Down, Twilight, Life on Mars, and Supernatural.

I got bored with listing stuff and being obnoxious, so I decided to change my profile...

Hi. I'm a writing geek who has two novels under the belt (metaphorically) and I'm not the happiest person alive.

Nice to meet you, too.

In other news, I write for Warriors, Twilight (yeah--gag--but I swear it's for 'fixing-up purposes'), Flight 29 Down (only 'fawesome' kid/teen show to exist), The Hunger Games, and Life on Mars. I'm thinking of branching off into Glee, just because a character named Peter Lyon wants me to write him into the show; a show of only a few episodes I have seen.

Now, about me:

I'm insane.

I will use any and all flames to make s'mores.

I like Internet humor.

I like Internet people, since everyone here is eccentric.

I'm well aware reality is horrible.

I also know that pigeons in Italy are rather forward about wanting your food, so watch out.

I want to go to Hogwarts.

I'm evil.

But on the topic of actual fanfiction, here's roughly what I do: I write when I can and when I get reviews. I like writing on its own, but, for me, writing fanfiction is all about pleasing fans. If I don't get reviews, I tend to ditch it and take up another project. Also, I have a lot of original works to keep track of. Sorry. Anyway, I'd like to give a big thanks to all the people who have reviewed. I'd also like to ask anyone who checks out my stories to review once. It can be brief, but I want to know what you think.

If you want me to review anything in the fandoms I like, I'm okay with that, too.

On the topic of shipping, I will gladly say I don't ship. My attention is fleeting and my interests varied.

Lastly, if I have artwork up as an avatar, or photos, I probably drew/took them myself. If you would like a personalized avatar, I do it for free. Yeah.

And now I don't have anything left to say, but leave you three quotes:

"The road to Hell is paved in adverbs." -Stephen King

"I could say Shawn is a crook, or I could have him steal someone's wallet--which do you think would be more effective?" -Jared Millet (paraphrased)

"Haters, please familiarize yourselves with the left hand evacuation procedure." -Kasper (who hopefully won't be peeved at me quoting him like a stalker)

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4045 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Sherlock Holmes & The Mysterious Ex by Gatergirl79 reviews
Sherlock and John are forced to spend Christmas with Sherlock's family. An unsettling idea especially when John will have to play 'Boyfriend' thanks to Mycroft. But why exactly does Sherlock want to avoid a family party? SLASH. JOHNLOCK
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,942 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Baby Mama Drama by Stars-and-Stones reviews
Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,325 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
She's Not the Only One Whose Jealous by LadyLarkson reviews
While Jackson and Taylor have been bonding, but so have Melissa and Eric! And Jackson wants that to stop. But, what's he going to do about it? M/E, M/J, T/J and T/E. Rated T for some inappropriate language. Ending is up!
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,166 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Melissa, Jackson - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8150 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Let's Destroy FanFiction! by adversary2113 reviews
Sequel to Let's Shut Down FanFiction. The 29Downers have their final battle with Adversary2113 and the hated site! Guest starring all of you!
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Jackson, Lex
The Aftermath: Collar Child by Don'tReadMyStories reviews
Kidnapped: Book #4. Frankie is behind bars. But does that mean that Jackson is safe? Can he get his life back on track? Will everything go back to normal? Thanks to jelissalover and adversary2113.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,129 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Jackson, Melissa - Complete
Waiting For His Return by Don'tReadMyStories reviews
Kidnapped: Book #3. All Jackson wants is to go home...back to his master. And he'll do anything to get there...even if it means to hurt the ones that care about him most. Thanks to jelissalover.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Jackson, Melissa - Complete
Sacrifice: Her Savior by Don'tReadMyStories reviews
Kidnapped: Book #2. Just when they thought everything would go back to normal, Melissa is kidnapped...and she's not alone. Can Jackson save her before it's too late? Thanks to jelissalover and adversary2113.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,702 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jackson, Melissa - Complete
Warehouse Slave by Don'tReadMyStories reviews
Kidnapped: Book #1. Jackson and Melissa are kidnapped. They need each other now, more than ever. But what happens when things pull them apart? Will they make it out alive? Thanks to jelissalover and adversary2113.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,307 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Jackson, Melissa - Complete
Waves Of Wangst: The Ultimate Crossover! by adversary2113 reviews
The Vulutry are bankrupt and need their stash from the 29Downers island. Starring the 29Downers,and the casts of Twilight,Degrassi and High School Musical. And a troll from this site!parody.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,791 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Jackson, Eric
Possession by adversary2113 reviews
Eric has been possessed by the ghost of Private Walter Matthews, who thinks it's still WWII and that Mel and Abby are spies! Can they bring Eric back before he kills them both. Character death. Eric and Taylor
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,466 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Eric, Taylor - Complete
Let's Shut Down FanFiction by adversary2113 reviews
What happens when the 29Downers read some of the M rated stories on the site? Jackson and Lex Satire
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,491 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Jackson, Lex - Complete
Mistakes and Monsters by lickerdysplit reviews
Dean. Sam. Henricksen. A race against time to find missing kids...and deep dark woods hiding darker secrets. Rated T to be safe. Written before Jus in Bello aired, so kind of AU, but everyone you know is the same.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,316 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Dean W., V. Henricksen - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
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A Truce's Storm
This story follows the clans long after Firestar's time. The four clans have waned, and the last standing leader has decided that they must form a truce that will last, until every clan is back on their paws, or they will all be destroyed. Unfortunately, good intentions can lead to bad places, and surely troubles will come before the clans triumph, if they even can.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 417 - Published: 12/17/2012
That Time When You Wake Up Under an Overpass reviews
Sam is in Hell, but Dean has that "perfect" life he wanted for him. Only, one night he doesn't have a nightmare. Instead, he wakes up in a world that perhaps doesn't even require hunters-and nothing is the same.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Dean W.
Delusions About Delusions reviews
100-word drabble focusing on Easter. Characters: Sam Tyler, Phyllis. Note: There is no romance-thank goodness.
Life on Mars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
A Call reviews
If there is an AU where Flight 29 Down did not end, this is a snippet from the continuation of the show. Or something to that effect. Total fluff, anyway.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Jackson - Complete
F29Dwn? reviews
They're getting off the island and everyone is ecstatic. Of course they are. Too bad they might have been better off staying on their island. Hopefully action-packed and suspenseful, with a little Romance on the side. LOST and Lord of the Flies flair.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,470 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Jackson, Melissa
Broken Life reviews
Jackson has been having a hard time--going from foster home to foster home and been put back with his addict Mom. Now he's in L.A. in a whole other world kind of lifestyle. Yet, he's more messed up than ever. AU. No Crash. Beta'd by Dally2.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,232 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Jackson
The Ultimate Traitor Game reviews
Jacob has always heard about the legends, but he'd never believed them. That was before the Cullens came into play, before his life went crazy, before everything. Now he wished it was all just a nightmare. one he could wake up out of. Chaos is his life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Warriors: An Omen Unseen: Burning Light reviews
The Clans have been at the Lake for generations and old heros such as Firestar and Brambleclaw have long since joined the ranks of StarClan. Now, an old threat has reared its ugly head--the two-legs and their dirt turning monsters have returned.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Pinefrost, Jake
Betrayal Isn't a Sin reviews
Quick sum: Edward loves Carlisle, Carlisle leaves him for Esme, Edward uses Bella as a pawn. PLEASE VOTE AT THE SLASH BACKSLASH CONTEST! IT'S VOTING TIME! Vote for anyone you like, but if you vote for me I'll be very pleased and may update this... :p
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Carlisle
DarkLight reviews
What if Bella was never truly part of the equation? What would happen then? This is all based on that. Edward meets Jacob when he's young, at a meeting between coven and tribe, and it kicks off from there... Co-authored fanfic-Spottedpath13-Stripe and I.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Edward, Jacob
Rewritten
What if there were a few tweaks? What if there wasn't a super genius? What if the people were different? What if the crash was deadlier? What if the fights were more brutal? What if, what if, what if. Opening a large can of worms. Collaborated. T/PG-13.
Flight 29 Down - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Published: 8/24/2010
Down To Eleven reviews
This is written to be a direct continuation after "Catching Fire". I haven't read any sort of excerpt/summary for the 3rd book, so it's just how I imagine it. I'm writing this off the top of my head, so IDK what's going to happen either. Thanks to Dally2.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,873 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Warriors: New Beginnings: Sky Runners
Sandtooth, a modern SkyClan cat, is a great fighter and one of the best hunters in the Clan. She knows she might become a deputy, if either the leader or deputy died. But she also has a secret. Little does she know, her Clan has plenty to go around, too.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Pinefrost, Jake
Warriors: The Lost: Muted Light reviews
Summary inside. The Fanfic is written like Power of the Three, with Graypaw being the main character. Angst, drama, action--you know, the normal? All OC characters. At the Lake. Title sucks, sorry. T for violence.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Pinefrost, Jake
Warriors Fanfic Game reviews
My latest 3p1c Phail. Though, I do believe it is a good idea. I'm not sure if this is allowed, but since it is not an interactive story everything done will not be posted, just the true Fanfic after my opening statement/short story . Details inside.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sandstorm, Firestar - Complete
Dusk reviews
After years of relative peace, a new darkness has fallen over the Clans--a murderer is stalking their cats. Who will survive this new crisis unscathed....? OCs mostly used. Set after OOTS. Disclaimer: I don't own Warriors.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Pinefrost, Jake