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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Chrono Crusade, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Fairy Tail, and Maximum Ride.

Pen Name: Apocalypsefantasy (Duh)

Real Name: Kierstin Ember (I prefer Ember)

Describtion: 17 year old female with an attitude problem and tendency for violence and cursing. Yes I am a red-head.

Zodiac: Gemini

Hobbies: Reading, writing(fanfiction or other), photography, drawing even though I'm no good at it, and watching TV shows and anime online. I also recently took up archery I still need more practice but my form is good...or so I'm told. I love to swim but I burn really easy and live in a place where swimming is really only possible for like 2 months a year. Psychology fascinates me and philosophy inspires me.

Stuff I watch/read:

Naruto (Shippuden)

Code Geass (R2)

Maxium Ride (Go mutant bird kids!)

Harry Potter

Wolf's Rain

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel

Full Metal Alchemist (Brotherhood)

Elemental Gelade

Fairy Tail


Xena: Warrior Princess


Rosario Vampire

Highschool of the Dead




Legend of the Seeker/Sword of Truth

Chr(o)no Crusade

Black Cat

Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou

The Familiar of Zero



Inuyasha(Final Act)

Scrapped Princess

House of Night

Immortal Instruments

Vampire Academy

Nine Lives of Chloe King

Other stuff but I'm not gonna post it all that would take too long.

Other Random thoughts:

Yeah I have a very randomly scattered mind I can become obsessed with just about anything, except spelling I'll always hate it and need it so horray for spell check who ever came up with that is my hero.

I have nothing against gay or lesbian pairings but I personally can't write them, though I've read some pretty well written ones. Love has nothing to do with gender the heart is weird that way. The pairings I support are generally cannon, or at least viable in cannon. I don't like certain pairings some of them just don't make sense to me but I'll still read them if they're well written so if you have a problem with my pairings I tell you this now GET OVER IT(:

Sorry for any and all future type o's and spelling errors feel free to point them out and I'll have them fixed, like I said I'm a crappy speller, but also a bit of a perfectionist so they don't always coexist as peacefully as I'd like.

Politics are glorified preschool arguments. I therefore am proud to say I am completely ignorant of the workings of government.

In the words of my friend Caroline "Math is evil it has no soul."

Things I've Copy and pasted from other profiles:

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Paste the bunny on your profile and join the dark side!

This is Bunny. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination.

If you want your army of killer bunnies to rule the world, copy this and paste this on your profile. (Or the bunny will kill you)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (There's a world outside my own?)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile(Not like there's anything else to do)

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile-- (This applies to everyone anyone who thinks they're normal you're kiding yourself there's no such thing as normal.) (Who would want to be normal when being crazy is so much fun?)


If you get a kick out of explosions, then copy and paste this to your file (I get a kick out of all types of fire and/or violence putting them together just saves time)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.(I do all the time but I always win when I don't lose okay I lose a lot)

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile--(Mostly I just feel the need to slam peoples head's into other people's head's, walls, a brick anvil, introduced my knee to people's groin, I enjoy violence)(Its better than stress balls, unless the balls you knee are stressed)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.--(I see no reason to pretend to be something other than what you are deep down, we're all idoits)(Anyone who thinks otherwise actually has sanity)

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.(Its like child birth: can only be trusted to a woman)

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.--(I'm so anti social I'm considered a hermit)(People aren't my strong suit)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. - - - (Ah the good old days)(Slapping people now is frowned upon)

If you don't believe life is fair...copy and paste this into your profile.--(Fairness is an idea that will probably never become a reality in the minds of everyone on the planet someone somewhere will disagree and then its not fair anymore, fairness is like government it takes one person to make it unbalenced) ps sorry 'bout mini-rant

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. - - - (You never hit a girl because eventually they get tired of it and hit back ten times as hard)(And because girls may have more pacience than most guys but they also have more rage and we can hold grudges way longer then guys)

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!--(If you don't get it don't paste it)

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.(Then watch the look on people's faces when they find them at the register)

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.(Prone to back fire if you can't stand loud noises)

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.(Wait for some guy to freak out after finding it, it will be a guy that freaks out)

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.(Follow and eavesdrop to find the conspiracy)

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.(And they have to do it cause you're the customer)

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.(See how many weird looks it gets)

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.(The odd thing is people actually will)

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"(Caution may result in being dragged off to an insane asylum if the clerk freaks)

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.(Not any fun unless you can see the guard's reaction)

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.(See how willing the person is to help then)

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.(Try getting it stuck in everyone's head or them to join along)

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.(Then ask the salesperson if 'these cones make you fat)

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"(Make the clothes talk to the people buying them they take what you say into their decision)

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"(This too may result in people with large nets and needles to drag you to the asylum)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!(Ask people to bring you some if they do anything it'll be bringing a janitor)

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"(Have your friends stage a poke battle with you)

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

(I personally tried a few of these its hilarious to watch the other costumers look at you like you're nuts, the weird thing is no one says anything to you)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racists.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. Why would mushrooms have legs? If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you love to sadistically torture your favourite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace/facebook and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks it is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you found that last statement both true and ironic, copy and paste this profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to hit them through the computer screen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.


All things end but few last forever.

Life reveals no secrets until after the need for them has already past.

The things that hurt you most are the ones you hold closest to your heart.

The source of life, however fleeting, remains a mystery, to search for it is a pointless quest no matter how noble the cause.

'Hope springs enternal' or so that's what I've heard.

All things come to an end, but to end they must first begin.

Change is either the end or the beginning what makes the difference is how you deal with it.

When you've gone through hell everything else looks like heaven, and when you've been to heaven everything short looks like hell.

No one sees what's right in front of them until they look.

Do you fight the current simply because you do not know where it leads or because you know and do not like its destination?

Often the wind whispers to you the answers you sneak and yet you have gone deaf to the voice.

Internal arguments are simply another way of connecting to people.

The people that matter most tend to latch onto your mind and merge with your conscieous until you have all their voices inside your head.

There is a huge difference between being your own person and refusing the good intentions of others.

To hide from the world is to hide from yourself.

It is better to feel the agony of the flames than be lost in the blackness.

Love causes pain, pain causes hate, hate brings suffering, suffering merits pity, pity grows to sympathy, sympathy leads to understanding, and understanding is the basis of love.

-Honestly half of these I don't know if I made up or got from somewhere else I know the last one is my own spin off of a similar saying from Star Wars but otherwise your guess is as good as mine. Now here are the ones that I do know where they're from.

If you want a high performance woman, I can go from zero to bitch in less than 2.1 seconds. Krystal Ann Kraus

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Timothy Leary

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman. Giovanni Boccaccio

The more I know men, the more I love my dog. Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. Robert A. Heinlein

If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon. Unknown

A woman has to be twice as good as a man, to be regarded as half that clever. Unknown

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think. Elbert Hubbard

He who opens a school door, closes a prison. Victor Hugo

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is that little voice at the end of the day that says: "I'll try again tomorrow." Anne Hunninghake

Lately I've found that if it weren't for stereotypes, conversation would be much more difficult for the closed-minded. Morgan Ivy

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. William James

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. Samuel Johnson

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. Carl Gustav Jung

Two things I cannot understand: myself and others. Erkki J. Jyrkkanen

In a mad world, only the mad are sane. Akiro Kurosawa

Absorb what is useful, reject what is useless, and add what is specifically your own. Bruce Lee

If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it. Tom Lehrer

If confusion is the first step to knowledge, I must be a genius. Larry Leissner

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. Aristotle

'Tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt. Samuel Johnson

If I don't know I don't know, I think I know. If I don't know I know, I think I don't know. R. D. Laing

Wit is educated insolence. Aristotle

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. Jane Austen

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.Burt Bacharach

Ignorance does not necesarilly mean one has a lack of wisdom, for a most ignorant person can be one with much wisdom. It's "live and learn" that creates wisdom. Austin Holmes

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do. Dale Carnegie

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." Lewis Carroll

Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know. Gilbert K. Chesterton

An aphorism is not an aphorism unless you know what it means. Winston Churchill

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. Samuel Butler

In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything. Ashleigh Brilliant

Today's children are required to learn what most people in former times were forbidden to know. Ashleigh Brilliant

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment. Rita Mae Brown

There is no intellectual exercise which is not ultimately useless. Jorge Luis Borges

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Unknown

The world is governed more by appearance than realities, so it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as it is to know it. Unknown

Use soft words and hard arguments. Unknown

Wise men make proverbs; fools repeat them. Unknown

I will tell you the truth as soon as I figure it out. Wayne Birmingham

I do not know myself and God forbid that I should. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference. Unknown

Never give advice -- a wise man won't need it, a fool won't heed it. Unknown

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. Unknown

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. Unknown

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain

Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes. Edgard Varese

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. Voltaire

I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde

Be not so bigoted to any custom as to worship it at the expense of Truth. Johann Georg von Zimmermann

Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat. Martin H. Fischer

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function. F. Scott Fitzgerald

Uncertainty and mystery are energies of life. Don't let them scare you unduly, for they keep boredom at bay and spark creativity. R. I. Fitzhenry

When a thing has been said, and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. Anatole France

Be careful of your thoughts; they may become words at any moment. Iara Gassen

Bravery and stupidity go hand in hand. David Summers

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. James Thurber

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.Albert Einstein

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction. E. F. Schumacher

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. Socrates

Reality is something you rise above. Liza Minnelli

We don't see things as they are. We see things as we are. Anaïs Nin,

All generalizations are false, including this one. Blaise Pascal

Everything you can imagine is real. Pablo Picasso

Thinking is the soul talking to itself. Plato

Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it. Colin Powell

I am only serious about 20% of the time; one of the great joys of my life is the fact that I alone know when that is. Mark Richards

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. Will Rogers

I would rather be attacked than unnoticed. For the worst thing you can do to an author is to be silent as to his works. Samuel Johnson

Some editors are failed writers, but then, so are most writers. T. S. Eliot

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. P. J. O'Rourke

Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway. Steven Coallier

Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing as a bastard. Nicolas Martin

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Aldous Huxley

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. Woody Allen

The secret to life is that there is no secret. Unknown

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it. Jack Handey

Children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children. Unknown

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. Unknown

Cox's Philosophy: Life's a bitch, and then you die. Unknown

Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world. Unknown

Let us so live that when we come to die, even the undertaker will be sorry. Mark Twain

Millions long for immortality but do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. Susan Ertz

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. Euripides

I wouldn't mind dying -- it's that business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me. R. Geis

I've been trying for some time to develop a life style that doesn't require my presence. Gary Trudeau

It is the deed that teaches, not the name we give it. Murder and capital punishment are not the opposites that cancel one another, but similars that breed the same kind. George Bernard

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Albert Einstein

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is statistics. Josef Stalin

Hard reality has a way of cramping your style. Daniel Dennett

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. Phyllis Diller

Absence extinguishes small passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out a candle, and fans a bonfire. La Rochefoucauld

All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones. La Rochefoucauld

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. Michel de Montaigne

True friendship is like sound health -- the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.Charles Caleb Colton

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.Joan Crawford

Love affairs have always greatly interested me, but I do not greatly care for them in books or moving pictures. In a love affair, I wish to be the hero, with no audience present.E. W. Howe,

A friend is someone who knows all about you and and still likes you.Elbert Hubbard

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. William Blake

Saying you love someone when you don't love yourself is like a naked person offering you a shirt.Maya Angelou

If only bad habits could be broken as easily as hearts!Christopher Spranger

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.Helen Rowland

Quotes on life and writing:

"'Good' and 'evil' are inconstant names applied haphazardly by different men to what attracts or repels them. This egotistical psychology makes the life of man in a pre-social state of nature, 'nasty, brutish and short,' a constant war of everyman with everyman…’” -Thomas Hobbes

If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being, and who is willing to destroy his own heart? - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Badness is only spoiled goodness. - C.S Lewis

Evil is obvious only in retrospect. - Gloria Steinem

It is some compensation for great evils that they enforce great lessons. -John Christian Bovee

The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past while every sinner has a future - Oscar Wilde

It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd...Yet I keep them, because in spite of everything I still believe that people are really good at heart. I simply can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery, and death...and yet...I think...this cruelty will end, and that peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

There are few things as precious as our emotions, and those so ignorant to play with them are at a complete loss of any good you might have to offer. -Anonymous

Humanity rages like a tempest, but I sigh in silence for I know the storm must pass away while a sigh goes to god. - Kahlil Gibran

Perfection means not perfect actions in a perfect world, but appropriate actions in an imperfect one. - R.H. Blyth

He saw that nothing was good and nothing was evil: things were merely adapted to an end. -Somerset Maugham

It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally evil, but by people being fundamentally people. - Terry Pratchett

Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game. - Voltaire

Decisions usually aren't between good and bad, they are between bad and worse, and it's often not clear which choice is worse. - Mark

The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter." - Lewis Carroll

Writing a book is an adventure. To begin with, it is a toy and an amusement; then it becomes a mistress, and then it becomes a master, and then a tyrant. The last phase is that just as you are about to be reconciled to your servitude, you kill the monster, and fling him out to the public. - Winston Churchill

But what is the difference between literature and journalism? ...Journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

The writer is odd from day one and in the course of pursuing this maddening profession becomes distinctly odder... It is not unusual for a successful writer - your favorite, the one you think of as full of sunshine, wisdom and laughter - to spend great portions of his or her life in a state of fury, hideously disappointed, or even raving mad... for a writer it is almost essential to pursue a solitary passion in the open air. - Paul Theroux

If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I will write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always. I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you. - Henry Rollins

"I read," I say. "I study and read. I bet I've read everything you read. Don't think I haven't. I consume libraries. I wear out spines and ROM-drives. I do things like get in a taxi and say, "The library, and step on it." My instincts concerning syntax and mechanics are better than your own, I can tell, with all due respect. But it transcends the mechanics. I'm not a machine. I feel and believe. I have opinions. Some of them are interesting. I could, if you'd let me, talk and talk. - David Foster Wallace

It has become almost a cliche to remark that nobody boasts of ignorance of literature, but it is socially acceptable to boast ignorance of science and proudly claim incompetence in mathematics. - Richard Dawkins

"You must write every single day of your life... You must lurk in libraries and climb the stacks like ladders to sniff books like perfumes and wear books like hats upon your crazy heads... may you be in love every day for the next 20,000 days. And out of that love, remake a world." - Ray Bradbury


IMPORTANT NOTICE: I just realized that the breaks in all my stories had been taken out by the site and since I don't like that I plan on going back and fixing it, and while I'm at it edit what I've written. The over all plot line won't change and if something important does I'll have a notice posted here and on the chapter itself.

First Day

A sneak peak into NAruto's first day at the academy and his first impressions of some of the characters we love.

When Good Mikos Go Bad

Okay its up When Good Mikos Go Bad is up this one is not AU but an idea that has been bothering me for a while. (fighting aganist urdge to tell you more) I can't my writing muse won't let me ruin the story so read it and find out why it tortures me so.


Next chapter of When Mikos Go Bad; Chapter 7: Healing Wounds, is up. I'll post a new update list when I post chapter 8

Chapter 6: Moving On...Or Not :Sunday March 7th (replaced)Saturday June 20th

Chapter 7: Healing Wounds: Friday March 12th(horrah I updated early)

Chapter 8: Realizations: Thursday March 16th (I'll post the next three update times after the exams next week)

Chapter 9: Memory of a Dream: is up

Chapter 10: Dead Women's Visit: Posted

Chapter 11: Clearing Pathways: Monday Apirl 5th: posted

Chapter 12: Meeting With the Elders: Thursday Apirl 8th(I was early by a week so posted)

Chapter 13: Assembling the Team: tuesday April 12th: posted

Chapter 14: Setting Off: Sunday April 18th: posted

Chapter 15: Plans: May 28th: Posted

Chapter 16 Unease: Thursday June 3rd:posted

Chapter 17: New Memories: Saturday June 20th Posted

Chapter 18: Reports: Wednesday June 30th:Posted

Chapter 19: Alliances: Tuesday August 31st:POsted

Chapter 20: Closing Distance: Thursday november 11th: Posted

Chapter 21: Reunion: Tuesday November 23rd: posted

Chapter 22: Catching Up: Tuesday December 7th: posted( and several hours early)

Chapter 23: Hostages: Monday December 27th posted

Chapter 24: Determination: Tuesday 29th(since the 29th doesn't exist is this early or late on the first?) posted

Chapter 25: Plotter Out Plotted: Sunday MArch 27th( ) posted

Chapter 26: Epilogue: When the Smoke Clears: Tuesday April 12th: POSTED




Inuyasha is a hired theif and assassin and his next target is under the protection of Japan's richest and kindest teenager who has trapped herself in her own life: Kagome Higorashi. Problem is he isn't the only one after this particular target, or its guardian.

Okay so I know its been done before but I've never seen it done like this or finished at all, I don't mean to steal anyone's ideas but this idea has been bugging so I finally posted it. These chapters are longer than the ones in WGMGB and are going to stay that way, yes its AU, but I haven't decided on a genre so for now its general. Read and review tell me what you think or yell at me for using this plot. When I set a time to update I'll post it here with the timetable for WGMGB.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER* ORIGINALLY THIS IDEA CAME FROM ANOTHER STORY: FALLING FOR THE FIRST TIME by KIALA. I do have her permission to continue with it though. Other people have done this but my version parallels Kiala's story the most for the first few chapters. She gets credit so stop by and check out the original version.


Chapter 1 Dull Assignment REVISED VERSION: July 9th 2012

Chapter 2 Routine REVISED VERSION: Monday July 16th 2012

Chapter 3 Shopping & Stalking REVISED VERSION: Pending

Chapter 4 The Shikon's Cost REVISED VERSION: Pending

Chapter 5 Into the Secret REVISED VERSION Pending

Chapter 6 Rude Awakenings REVISED VERSION Pending

Chapter 7 Fight Class REVISED VERSION Pending

Chapter 8 Speculations and the Unexpected Fellow Agent: REVISED ADDITION: Pending

Chapter 9 Confrontations: REVISED VERSION: Pending

Chapter 10 Motives: REVISED VERSION: Pending

Chapter 11 Conspiracies: REVISED VERSION: Pending

Chapter 12 Meet and Greet: REVISED VERSION: Pending

Chapter 13 Clubs and Creeps: REVISED VERSION: Pending

Chapter 14: Past Pains, Part I: Pending

Chapter 15: Past Pains, Part II: Pending

Chapter 16: Sesshomaru's Involvement: Pending

Chapter 17: A Risk of Will: Pending

Chapter 18: Time For Plan...Shit No Plan: Pending

Chapter 19: Winging It : Pending

Chapter 20: Infiltration? :Pending

Chapter 21: Cracked Shells: Pending

Chapter 22: Broken Patterns:Pending

Chapter 23: Shattered Trust:PEnding

Chapter 24: Hit the Fan: Pending

Chapter 25: Incoming: Pending

Chapter 26: The Enemy of My Enemy: PEnding

Chapter 25: Spines of Diamond: Pending

Chapter 26: Thank Kami For the Press: Pending


Shorts series of one-shots about about what happens directly after Ed and Al return to Resembol in the manga and Brotherhood not really romance but a cute EdXWin moment.


Sadly Chrono Crusade is sorely lacking in the fanfiction department, so here's my contribution, just a little drabble from Chrno on waking Rosette in the morning, might change into a what happened between the series and Joshua's abduction.

Up & Coming

Upon finding an old folder on the computer that my family is reformatting I came across a Buffy fic I must have started years ago and have polished until its unrecognizable. (See LOST REACTIONS) That along with my recent Buffy kick and frustration over being unable to get my hands on the comics has me working on a post Chosen story that will work with season five of Angel.

Possible full-length Naruto fic. An old idea that recently came back full force. I won't be posting any work on this until my other two on-going stories are wrapping up and I solidify the plot and come up with a title for it. However it will be a NaruHina & SasSak kind of an adventure friendship romance thing.

I'm also considering a story for Chrono Crusade or The FAmiliar of Zero both of which I've found are sorely lacking in the fanfiction department there's only 1 thousand some, I mean come on who can resist adorable demons falling in love with nuns or horny puppies that get blown up all the time. What's wrong with you people cause I know I'm not the one with the problem. *Smiles insanely while beating a beef roast with an oversized mallet*

My newest obession being Fairy Tail, I've been toying with the idea of writing a prequel of sorts to the series, focusing on NAtsu relationship with Igneel and then his early days of the guild, possibly go into speculation on the back stories of other characters as well.

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You Fight Like a Cow by lakariana reviews
Emotions run high after Hook attempts to teach Henry the art of insult sword fighting. This is a one shot set after season 5. Warning: Some insults but no proper swearing.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/14 - Henry Mills, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Walking on Water by Ms Starlight reviews
CS AU: With the war against the ogres heating up, Princess Emma is dispatched to meet with a powerful nobleman whose magic powers might help win the battle. Her journey is interrupted when she is abducted by pirate captain Killian Jones, who plans to use her in his plot to avenge his brother's death at the hands of the Evil Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 143,962 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Taco Tuesdays by MaraJade4S reviews
What happens when Killian decides to wear clothes more appropriate to the world he's currently living in? ;) CS/Snowing one shot. Set sometime in s6.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
It Runs in the Family by eirabach reviews
All they want is five more minutes, is that too much to ask?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Henry Mills - Complete
Amestris AD by Doctor Yok reviews
Amestris, year 2165, is a wasteland. Father and a new breed of Homunculi walk freely in their cities, while humans must swear their allegience or forfeit their lives. But if this is 2165, how is Ed there too? Well, that's what he'd like to know.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 221,696 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward E.
Déjà Vu All Over Again by msgenevieve447 reviews
Emma has a little more time to get to know the rewritten Killian Jones in Rumple and Isaac's twisted reality, and gradually learns that there are some things that The Dark One just can't change. (Canon divergence, spoilers for Operation Mongoose Part Two).
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,468 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/17 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Catalyst by JinnySkeans reviews
"You left. You betrayed us. You left Konoha to burn. What makes you think I should trust anything you say?" Her words were challenging. His reply was soft. "You don't have a choice." AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,772 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
If ever you need me by Summer Rising reviews
A series of slice-of-life oneshots about the members Fairy Tail. Chapter 64 - Lyon has always struggled to define his relationship with Gray and make up for past mistakes. Rated T for language.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 121,069 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Gray F., Lyon B.
We Can't Run Forever by coveryoureyes reviews
Alternate Universe in which the Dark Curse was never cast. For reasons to be revealed later, Emma was not raised by Snow and Charming. This is the story of how a vengeful pirate and a former street rat on the run encountered one another and developed a love that would alter the world forever.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,657 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Love is a Battlefield by mryddinwilt reviews
Emma learns sword fighting from Killian Jones: falling in love is what happens between their sparring sessions. From Neverland to the S5 finale a long one-shot examining their relationship growth through their sword fighting lessons.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,343 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/4/2015 - [Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Emma S.] - Complete
Friendly Help by Warlord1096 reviews
Confessed to the love of your life? Confession forgotten in wake of the fight? Never fear, because the Rookie 11 are here to make sure that Hinata's pledge of love to Naruto is not in vain. Only, are things ever straight and easy when it comes to Naruto Uzumaki? Comedy. Mild fluff. Mild Naru/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Swan-Feather Cloak by thejeweloftherealm reviews
In a land where no curse stole their happy endings, Princess Emma remembers a different tale, one that Rumplestiltskin rewrote after taking away her son. On her quest to rescue Henry from the cruel wizard, she enlists the help of a pirate, and soon finds herself entangled in his plot for revenge. Captain Swan AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,230 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] - Complete
An Awfully Big Adventure by Willofthewisp reviews
"A man unwilling to fight for what he wants deserves what he gets." Time restarts, the life of the curse ticking away, and so it is time to begin letting go of the past and finding a future. Seasons 2 and 3 through the eyes of the good Captain. Captain Swan
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 208,656 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
For the Dancing and the Dreaming by peasantly-surprised reviews
Hiccup's first feast as the new Chief-and how he's dreading every second of it. Because he's scared out of his wits. It's not that he doesn't /want/ to be Chief...but can he really be as great of one as his father before him? *******SPOILER ALERT*******DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HTTYD2 AND DON'T LIKE SPOILERS*******
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,581 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Toothless, Valka - Complete
Those Lonely Nights At Sea by charlotte2603 reviews
Captain Swan AU fic collection: Most would run - and maybe fight to the death - if they heard the fearsome Captain Swan climb aboard their ship. But not Captain Jones. '"You always did like to make an entrance, Swan." "That's Captain Swan."'
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Gradually by The Queen of Valencia Torgue reviews
It hadn't seemed to have happened gradually. But suddenly, Astrid realizes that Hiccup is taller than her. How will she react? Hiccstrid oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
To Summon a Mate by Penthesileia reviews
On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from his prison of 500 years. She's in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about…yet. Sequel out NOW!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,965 - Reviews: 3260 - Favs: 2,488 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] - Complete
The Mistake in the Matter by GretchenR reviews
Season 6... my way. Brennan returns with a secret, Booth returns with a girlfriend, the gang returns to the Jeffersonian, partners return to crime-solving... and nothing is the way they left it.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,355 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/13/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Kindergarten Flirting by Wolf Blossom reviews
Back in kindergarten your mother would tell you if a boy pulls your pigtails he likes you, and if he dips them in paint he loves you. That goes for the rest of your life too. Moreover, when you're an adult and work for the Hottest Man of the Year. COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 163,887 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
A Union Predetermined by Wroathe reviews
In which Neji offers an unwelcome proposal and Tenten questions his sanity. "Wait a second. You think you and I are going to get married?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
Draped in Wires by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Life after Ed and Al's trip to the west and east respectively, told in a series of one-shots.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 85,528 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Edward E., Winry R.
101 Milk Ways by AlchemicChimeraLeech reviews
He is and never will be the only character that want to force milk into Ed, a parental Roy/Ed, Royai. Chapter 63 FINALLY up, Chibi chan's finally gets some revenge for everything that he's been put through! & Guess who's suffering?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 63 - Words: 57,144 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.
Life Happens by ColorOfAngels reviews
A story of Harry and Ginny, their lives, friendships, realtionships and everything in between. Life doesn't always take the road they expect or want but they soon learn that no matter how hard they try to stop it, Life Happens Post OotP thru Post Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 131,416 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 1,770 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cat and Mouse by titania eli reviews
When Lucy returns to her apartment, she expects to find her teammates invading her house and her room in a mess, not a hyperactive Celestial Spirit drugged on catnip.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H. - Complete
Fall of the Slayers by The Night Lord reviews
In the near future, only one Slayer is left in a world ravaged by destruction. With hardly anyone left by her side, she must rise up and somehow destroy the darkness that threatens the future of the world. Can she live up to the legacy? R&R please
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,515 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Buffy S., Spike, Angelus - Complete
Becoming Alpha by Miz636 reviews
A single difference changed Harry Potter as he began his life at the majestic castle known as Hogwarts. Collecting friends from all four Houses, he starts his journey by becoming the Alpha. Will the changes hinder or help his destiny?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 172,345 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Tracey D. - Complete
Naruto of the Hidden Leaf Village by MQZ reviews
A child who is cast out from the rest as different, for a reason he does not know. One who is looked down upon by the others. And a boy who strives to prove them all wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,502 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
We Will Remember Them by lilachigh2 reviews
In 1943, Spike is captured by the British Army and given a choice - go to France and save a Slayer or Dru dies. In 2001 Buffy has a visit from Quentin Travers who asks her to go back in time to France to save a Slayer and kill a vamp!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,839 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Two Lovers in the Hospital Bed by I-Like-Pie-Too-Dean reviews
Booth POV of 'Two Bodies in the Lab' with a happy Booth/Brennan ending! Dedicated to GretchenR who asked me to write this. Booth/Brennan B&B Rated T for slight cussing
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Mind in the Gutter by Pink Kunai reviews
Because it's Ino and there is no where else for her brain to go. "Now that I think about it, that kiss Naruto and Sasuke shared was actually really, really hot!" SS, implied NT, NH, SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Rose by coalitiongirl reviews
The Watchers Academy- where young potential slayers and watchers go to train in demonology, magic, and combat so that they can someday fight vampires, demons, and the forces of evil... ensemble fic, full summary inside
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 173,294 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Lost by Beckydaspatz reviews
Wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it...Buffy and Spike get lost. Fluff and fighting, what these two are made of. Enjoy!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
West of the Moon, East of the Sun by KnifeEdge reviews
Every night it's the same dream: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire I can't see... Set in an AU Season 5 with no Glory or Dawn B/S. Rating has gone up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 376,650 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Heads I Win, Tails You Lose by at-kb reviews
From almost the day of Rukia's adoption, Byakuya had taken it as a horrible, inevitable fact that she would someday marry Abarai Renji. No matter how much he wished this were not so. -potential Renji/Rukia, potential Ichigo/Rukia-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Three In The Morning by frozenpixie reviews
It is never a good thing to be caught going through somebody else's desk. Especially if you are caught by your captain, the desk belongs to his little sister, and it is three o' clock in the morning.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Renji A., Byakuya K. - Complete
Alphabetum by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
26 moments, one for every letter of the alphabet, that Ed and Winry share from childhood to adulthood.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,008 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
The Price by Fenikkusuken reviews
COMPLETE. Twisted Canon AU. If Inuyasha's sealing spell simply wore off after a couple of centuries, what could possibly draw him back to the Sunset Shrine in modern Tokyo? Rated M for violence, language & citrus
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 181,342 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Becoming Again by shadowcat802 reviews
This story starts at bargainings and goes AU. This is my first story here. This is what I would of love to have seen happen. Enjoy and please review. This universe belongs to Joss and I just play with the characters.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Demon Shinobi of Konoha by Thelow reviews
After the attack of the Kyuubi it was revealed to the council who Naruto's father truly was. 12 years later Konoha is thriving with many strong ninja, one known as the Demon Shinobi is about to get his own Genin squad. Full Summary inside. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,273 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Like the Back of My Hand by Juupitrie reviews
Hinata knows Naruto like the back of her hand, so she's surprised and secretly smug when he challenges her to a game of 'who knows who best'. NarutoXHinata one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 143 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Son of Sannin by The Shugokage reviews
What would happen if Naruto was raised by Tsunade and Jiraiya? What would life be like when they came back to Konoha? Will the village accept him, or hate him? Naruto/Hinata, others possible but not planned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,532 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Avalon's Brood by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
There are five cardinal rules for being a shinobi. And the kunoichi personify them perfectly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/24/2009
Divine Cure by Angel Fantasy reviews
What's a poor Chrono to do when he has back problems, an untold declaration of love to make, and a fast approchating heat? With three girls taking care of him, will he be able to tell his feelings, or will his crush have to guess them?
Chrono Crusade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,129 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Chrono, Rosette C., Satella H., Azamaria H. - Complete
Antigone by BlackElement7 reviews
Because in the end, it is the women who are strong. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Celebrating the Festivites by Wandering Wonderer reviews
It was to be the most eventful time of her life. Her favourite festivities, Christmas, Birthday and New Years just got a whole lot better. From first date, to first love, Hinata finds happiness. Rated M for Lemon in Chapter 3 and 4
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,562 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Lovely Thing Called: Testosterone by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Get a room!" Naruto scoffed at the kissing couple. Pause. "WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!" He yelled at Sasuke. The Uchiha smirked, "You just told us to get a room."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Truth in Misconceptions by Trapped in Icy Flame reviews
They made assumptions about what the girls were born to do. There was some truth in their misconceptions.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 150 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
The Phoenix Blade: Time Lapse by Fenikkusuken reviews
COMPLETE. An AR riff on the anime. Rated for coarse language, violence and citrus. Kagome Higurashi, recent graduate of the Imperial Military Academy, finds all of her skills seriously tested when the Shikon Jewel summons her to the Sengoku Jidai.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 787,420 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Kaleidoscope by Lirazel reviews
Can you tell me, is this love that I'm seeing? - One by one, the people in Buffy and Spike's lives try to add up the obvious. - Buffy/Spike
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,004 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
The Plural of Apocalypse by The Imperfectionist reviews
Eight years, seven showdowns, six-hundred vamps, five birthdays gone horribly wrong, four guys, three years of Hellmouth High, two resurrections, and it’s all lead to this.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,247 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Buffy S.
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 98 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eggnog buddies by Casscaro reviews
A little bit of BTVS Season Five Christmas goodwill. Sort of. SpikeBuffy.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
The Pain by Captain applesauce reviews
With Naraku's new incarnation comes an obsession to destroy Kagome, who is becoming more and more powerful as she unleashes new powers and her relationship with Inuyasha is strengthened.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 350,826 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan II: Makaze Rekidaishi by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It is a time of intense training. But as the Rookie 9 carry on with their lives and missions, some of them run into a very familiar face…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,851 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 234 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4126 - Favs: 3,447 - Follows: 1,777 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Breathtakingly Gorgeous by mizschu reviews
ONE SHOT "I'm already in love with someone," I said. "And who is this supposed moron," he muttered darkly. I turned and looked at him. Oh God, here goes the last shred of dignity I own. "You," I muttered. / ALSO POSTED ON FP UNDER XOXLUURVE
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
In His Place by Streets of Fire reviews
A single flick of the finger puts Sasuke Uchiha in his place for good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 229 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Lacking Sight by Neo-Lifethane reviews
The Byakugan sees many things, but its possessors are not all seeing, and neither are those of the Sharingan. A blind man and his young Jinchuuriki brother will show them what real sight is. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 192,890 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Coming Undone by Deathberry15 reviews
REVISED CONTENT. Sequel to my other 2 stories. After manga ch229. Ichigo will have to come to terms with his feelings and determination in order to succeed in the battle vs. Hueco Mundo.Rated T for language, violence & sexual references.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 100,465 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Rest of My Life by Josephine Martin reviews
Post NFA. What happened to everyone after the show finished? There was an apocalypse, but was there a Shanshu? And were there really no consequences from creating all those Slayers? Will be Spuffy just so there's no confusion. Now complete!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 125,725 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tongue Tied by 2supersmart reviews
Ne, ne, Sasuke teme! Have you ever heard of the cherry stem myth' [Sasusaku Oneshot] [for Sasuke's bday]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
20 Truths About Uzumaki Naruto And Haruno Sakura by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto has loved Sakura since they were fifteen, when she punched the ground and created a minor earthquake. Written for the 20 truths lj community.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Double Trouble by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Magdalene Order's seeing double! After a freak accident in the Elder's lab, Chrono's been split in two. But not only is his body divided- so is his heart. Will Rosette find a way to fix him, or will his feuding halves keep him torn until NY is no more?
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,006 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 4/10/2005
Black Sabbath by 3Gs reviews
AU. An ancient evil has been unleashed. No one can stop it. A long forgotten war will start again. No one can stop it. All life will soon be wiped out. And no one can stop it. CxR, JxFxAz
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,773 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Chrono, Rosette C. - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Inextricable by CanaryNoir reviews
After succeeding in restoring Al to his own body, Ed becomes enmeshed in a years old mystery. Winry, while trying to sort out her own next steps, also gets caught up in the case.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,645 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Challenge to the Alpha by Pandora1004 reviews
By mistake Kagome spies a rendevous w/ Kikyo & Inuyasha taking things the wrong way she runs to Kouga being the wolf he is Kouga claims her, but can Inuyasha get to her before the mating takes place? Mature/Lemony subjects.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,829 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
His Life and Her Death by wickedgal reviews
Sacrifices have to be made to bring back what was lost. What if the sacrifice...was her life? The death of one, can bring life to another. INUxKAG oOCOMPLETEOo
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,239 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Therapy for Shinigami by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Soul Society has a therapist! Witness the pain and horror of all of the unfortunate Shinigami who end up in her office. It starts with Hitsugaya...the newest victim is KUROSAKI ICHIGO. [series of therapy related oneshots]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,103 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
Clause by Dread Pirate Rinja reviews
There's a first time for everything. Pre-series timeline. Implied RxC.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Chrono, Rosette C. - Complete
MY Daddy by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, genfic] The toddlers of Konoha argue over whose daddy is truly the best. Features Uchiha Kisho, Uzumaki Arashi, Hyuuga Sasame, and Nara Shikatori.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Complete
Rules of the Game by sna reviews
Jiraiya knows life isn't a game but when he's got Kakashi, Rin & Obito for the afternoon he'll be damned if he doesn't try teach them how to play. And since this is Jiraiya... guess the game...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3483 - Favs: 3,232 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
No Trouble at All by Lord Iron-Balls reviews
ShikaTemari. Shikamaru finally gains an understanding of what his father meant about women three years ago, and Temari learns that genius can be applied to more than just games.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/21/2005
A Goodbye by Lady Wenham reviews
Buffy and Spike share a brief moment together before the final battle. This story takes place during Chosen.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Spike, Buffy S.
Tangles by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Tangles in their fate, in their partnership- and in his hair. Chrono reflects on his relationship with Rosette, the goods and the bads, and the tradition of her always braiding his long locks in the morning. Sometimes, love doesn't have to be flashy. (CR)
Chrono Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2004
No Biting by gidgetgirl reviews
Buffy and Spike’s four year old twins discuss the virtues of having a boyfriend, much to Spike’s dismay. A Little Poet, Little Vamp Story. COMPLETE!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Another Time, Another Place by Krazy4Spike reviews
Story Complete! Please read and review! Buffy investigates a series of mysterious disappearances in Sunnydale and becomes a victim herself along with a certain annoying vampire. Castles, spells, dragons, an evil King & a handsome prince await you!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,937 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Black Satin Voices by Eurydice11 reviews
When Willow is kidnapped by strangers with a mysterious agenda, Buffy is forced to chase after them to New Orleans, with a reluctant Spike along for the ride. Set S4-5, BS. COMPLETE - Epilogue 1 added.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 212,021 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 5/28/2003 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
Little Poet, Little Vamp by gidgetgirl reviews
Spike and Buffy's twin daughters, popsicles, and Daddy the softy. COMPLETE!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Complete
Charms of the Clarion by Eurydice11 reviews
When the Council approaches Buffy with an offer she can't refuse, she finds herself in another world, with Spike as her necessary partner. Set early season 5, B/S. *COMPLETE*
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 231,443 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 1/23/2003 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
If I Could Turn Back Time by Nightshade's sydneylover150 reviews
Spike thinks about everything he has lost after the battle with Glory.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Spike, Buffy S. - Complete
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The Flock didn't always have each other. There was a time when they were all just scared little mutants in crates, alone. Yet their lives didn't really begin until they had each other. This is that beginning. Pre-series
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2015
Lucky Seven reviews
After the Magic games Fairy Tale has been restored as Fiore's top guild and as such visitors aren't uncommon, nor are rabid Natsu fans, but a girl claiming to be a fellow Fire dragonslayer with information on Igneel's location, that's weird even for Fairy Tail. (AN: Testing the waters before posting the whole thing)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Team Natsu
Home reviews
A missing moment between Natsu and Lisanna. Two years means nothing, not to them. Home is home.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Natsu D., Lisanna S. - Complete
Breaking the Pattern
AU Higarashi Kagome, the richest girl in Japan is trapped in her own life by her painful past and her duty to protect the Shikon no Tama. Of course that's easier said than done when Takahashi Inuyasha is on your tail and your past is catching up to you faster than you you can outrun it. Rated for language and violence.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,641 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Lost Reactions reviews
Just a little taste of what I think everyone's reactions were directly after Buffy's death in "The Gift". Slight emphasis on Spike and Dawn.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Buffy S., Dawn S., Spike
Moving Forward reviews
After the Promise Day and their return to Resembol, Ed, Al, Winry and the rest of the Fullmetal gang have two years unaccounted for this is my series of oneshots telling what happened between then and the scene at the train station.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Wake Up Call reviews
Just a little piece of drabble from Chrno's point of view about getting Rosette up in the morning, sort of. I might expand this into a what happened between Joshua's abduction and the start of the series.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Rosette C., Chrono - Complete
When Good Mikos Go Bad reviews
When Kagome falls off a cliff to her death a group of demon miko suddenly have a powerful new ally with no memory of the friends she once had, or the hanyou out to avenge her death, but the temple that's taken her in is holding more secrets than she knows
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 47,880 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
First Day
We've seen him become a genin and discover his strength, make friends and learn of the Kyuubi. But what about before, we know he was hated so what started him down the path of Hokage, this is Naruto's first day at the academy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete