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Joined 12-27-09, id: 2191674, Profile Updated: 05-28-15
Author has written 13 stories for Digimon, Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, and Pendragon.

'Sup y'alls.

I am a pretty big Digimon fan, and most of the things I write on here will be for that fandom. I have also written some Pokemon (only parodies), one Pendragon story that I think is pretty good, and one (very bad) Legend of Zelda fic.

I have a good handle on spelling, grammar and structure. That's what I pride myself in. I'm still skeptical of my ability to put together a cohesive plot with compelling characters, but I've gotten honors credit in a writing class and my teacher once told me that he wished he could show his future students my story and say, "THIS is how you do character introductions," so I can't be terrible :P I am also very good at determining what of my work is good, and what is bad. This is, however, nullified for all intents and purposes by the fact that while I may not always show my work, I will never take it down. Every story on here is here to stay-- I only deleted Dark Awakening because I will re-post ALL of it. This is a promise only broken by my death or something equally preventative of my ability to write and post what I write.

I will review most things I read, but these days I don't read much. If something is well written, I will praise it, and if it is poorly written, I will tear it apart and tell you how to rebuild it. I do not usually touch on the plot, because I don't believe art can be wrong, but I will sometimes give suggestions for that as well. My usual complaints are poor spelling/grammar, the infamous wall of text problem, issues with dialogue formatting, and when characters all talk the same way. I will occasionally come across other things as well, and I won't hesitate to tell you. I had my days of holding back my thoughts, and I'm kind of sick of it. So now, hear me roar, I guess.

I have some stuff on here, and some stuff I will eventually post.

Things I Have Posted

DIGIMON

Dark Awakening: My biggest work on here, and one I intend to finish. I posted all of part 1 and a decent chunk of part 2, revised part 1, then deleted both and re-posted part 1 and have been slowly but surely writing more. A teenage girl named Lucy finds herself completely alone and gets pulled into the Digital World, where she meets 5 other children who know just as much as she does about what's going on: Nothing. An organization is rising and does not have good intentions. The group soon realizes that they literally have no choice but to stop them.

Faces, Love is Cold, Writer's Block, and Hunger All very short crack-fics, or false-lead-in humor fics. For some reason, I really like writing these about Davis.

Olives: AU. A short, multi-perspective Tai/Mimi fic. It's cute. I like it. I wrote it after an early-morning, very tired conversation with Gryphon's wing, wherein they said I should write a Michi. This is what I came up with

Reliving the Nightmare: Four Digimon have absolutely nothing to do with it, but no matter what they do to get away, the trouble seems to find them. This was supposed to be a relatively long story about the four Digimon in question having to take on an old foe, but is discontinued because I lost motivation and now that I can see that it isn't crap, I can't remember where I was going to go with it. Should I ever remember/become inspired, I will start it up again.

Friendly BetrayalAU. Tai and Matt lost track of each other years ago. Tai developed feelings for Sora, but kept quiet about them, and then Sora began dating Matt. When Tai decides to finally break the silence, things go wrong fast. I wrote this with a very underdeveloped knowledge of my opinions on romance. This story is honestly pretty good if you look at it through the narrow-minded, concerningly possessive and controlling romantic lens that most of America does, but I feel disdain towards it now because I in no way agree with the morals I accidentally put out there.

PENDRAGON

Children: A short story showing what Saint Dane was thinking in the Tak mines on Denduron at the end of The Merchant of Death. I thought about making a series of these, but I felt like it would cheapen it for me. So I left it where it was. I'm honestly quite proud of myself on this one, you don't have to be.

POKEMON

Gotta Slash 'Em All, Confused, and I Choose You!: A parody of the first themesong, a short story detailing just how bad the problem with this one particular Pokemon got, and what happens when Ash doesn't shut the hell up. I write things like this when I get bored, don't judge me.

Things I Intend To Post

DIGIMON

Untitled: A story I don't know the ending of. AU. Currently has a lonely Mimi realizing that she and Sora aren't so different after all, before Tai comes back into town and things get weird. I was trying to write a Michi, I still might, who knows.

A Sorato: I just need to do it, for my peace of mind. I prefer Taiora, but there's too much Sorato hate out there for me not to do this someday.

Dark Awakening Parts 2, 3 and 4: It'll happen. I know what I'm doing with part 2, and I have a vague idea of the other 2. (vague idea translates directly to characters I want to introduce and badass snippets of dialogue)

LEGEND OF ZELDA:

Modern LoZ: Something is going really wrong in the city, and weird stuff is starting to happen. And if she's the adult here, how come I'm the one saving the world? -- Ohhhh boy do I really want to do this. Like, really really really. I STILL do not know how I would explain the equipment thing, but I will find a way. I started writing this once and lost the start, but whatever. May or may not include Link/Saria, definitely will NOT have Link/Zelda, as she is an adult in this series and he is barely a teen. Epona can and will be an enchanted motorcycle, because hell yeah.

So yeah, that's all I got. I like writing, so I write. I don't have as many people reading my stuff as I would like, but I can't control that and I will write regardless. Feel free to ask me to read/review your stories, I'll do it when I have the time. Don't be shy, I won't bite xP

Ttfn.

-Sam

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Dexholders react to Gotta Slash 'Em All Parody by Siamofelici reviews
Like the title says, the PokeSpe Dexholders(and you know, N and Wally and such) react to the song spoof written by Disgraceful Duckling here on . Each region will have it's own chapter.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 9/1/2014
Conquering the Champion by Supreme Distraction reviews
The Champions from each region met once every year at Resort Gorgeous on the Sevii Islands for a bit of R&R. When Lance can't make it one year he asks his cousin and Gym Leader of Blackthorn City, Clair, to act as his stand-in. Strange how a simple favor could lead to something so wonderful. ClairxCynthia; Yuri. Rated M for later chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,446 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - [Cynthia/Shirona, Clair/Ibuki] Lucario, Dragonair/Hakuryu - Complete
The Legend of Eevee: Pokéflute of Time by that one little guy reviews
The crossover you've been dreading: It's Ocarina of Time, but everybody's a Pokémon! Enjoy this less than accurate retelling of the classic game where the Hero of Time is an idiotic Pichu and his partner is the bitchiest Happiness Pokémon you've ever met!
Crossover - Pokémon & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,036 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Pichu, Togetic/Togechick - Complete
The Addiction by CaramelAriana reviews
Yamato has a serious addiction, and Takeru doesn't know what to do about it.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Yamato I./Matt, Takeru T./TK - Complete
Red Speedos at Two O'Clock by MetalExVeemon reviews
Oneshot. Yolei and Kari watch from a distance a lover's quarrel. Crack pairing, some slash. Exveemon/Metaletemon.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - XV-mon/ExVeemon, Etemon - Complete
Cheater: At It Again! by Mystic Deadman reviews
Matt learns of Sora's betrayal. How he takes it is a question of concern.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Yamato I./Matt, Sora T. - Complete
Beauty Will Rise by Calmer of the Storm reviews
It was the day that my world fell apart. Rated T for strong emotional content.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Hikari Y./Kari K. - Complete
Cheater by Mystic Deadman reviews
Ken catches Yolei in a position he hoped he never would.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Miyako I./Yolei, Ken I. - Complete
Take Your Sweet Time by abbnormalx3 reviews
"I'll make everything better. I promise I'll do whatever it takes to make you happy again." Oneshot.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Sora T., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
Baby Brother by little.lost.panda reviews
She had said "I even miss my baby brother!" What brother? No brother was ever shown.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2010
Drowning On Dry Land by kathlaida-princess reviews
Takeru and Hikari are happy. But sometimes they need to return. Nostalgia, mild Takari.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Takeru T./TK, Hikari Y./Kari K. - Complete
Romancing Hope and Light by Dr. William Bell reviews
T.K. finally has the courage to tell Kari his feelings. Will she return those feelings? And if she does, then what happens? Companion to "To fall in Love with Courage".
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Takeru T./TK, Hikari Y./Kari K. - Complete
Chocolate by KeikoTakishita reviews
To her, the only thing that mattered was that he was himself. For Celestial Writer. Takuya/OC.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Takuya K. - Complete
Lunchtime! by Na-cat reviews
After two and a half years of cafeteria food, Tai finally snaps... Hm, is that a food fight I see coming?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
The Black Palace by MetalExVeemon reviews
AU MetalEtemon has seized control over the Digital World, and only a rebel force of digimon dare to oppose him. Now he holds one of their own, Exveemon, captive in his fortress, the Black Palace... slight yaoi, ExveemonMetaletemon
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - XV-mon/ExVeemon, Etemon - Complete
A Rose for the Dead by Korona Karyuudo reviews
Two fated lovers have been eternally torn apart from one another. One of them goes through several hardships in order to realize that their tragedy has only helped to make them stronger.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
To Catch An Ishida by Schnickledooger reviews
Matt is straight. Totally. So Tai had best back off with his unwanted advances. CRACK fic!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Yamato I./Matt, Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
Light and shadows: a Digimon Fan fiction by Dr. William Bell reviews
MaloMyotismon was defeated and the Digital world was safe. Or was it? Could there even be more trouble than before? Why can't the Digimon DNA digivolve anymore? This is the stunning tale of what happened between the finale and the epilogue of Digimon!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,284 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Takeru T./TK, Hikari Y./Kari K. - Complete
The Cheating Game by Schnickledooger reviews
Rika catches Takato and Ryo doing something quite scandalous. The Digimon Queen is NOT amused.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Ruki M./Rika N., Takato M. - Complete
Circumstances by DarkTeddiursa reviews
BlackWarGreymon always wanted to do something meaningful with his life... and now he has... for the one he thought he would never love. Takes place during episode 47. BlackWarGreymonXWarGreymon
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2010 - BlackWarGreymon, WarGreymon - Complete
Group of Weirdos: Ocarina of Time by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs reviews
We're all used to the parodies where Link's a brain dead oaf who screws everything up. But now, the bosses our protagonist defeats join his cause and assist with the reclamation of Hyrule, trying their hardest to stop the 'hero' from ruining everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 42 - Words: 94,972 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Link, Navi - Complete
The Randomest Ever Story About a Waddle Dee by ribbonhamhamgir reviews
The touching story of a Waddle Dee achieving super greatness. 95% pyrotechnic effects
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Puppy Love by Eqgz reviews
A cautionary tale: Be careful what you wish for. A prequel to Wild Card. It's not all grimness but if you need an unreservedly happy story you'd better skip this one. Brief appearances by a couple of canon characters.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Wild Card by Eqgz reviews
Coyomon finds love and purpose in life and overcomes his limitations and past injuries. A Season 3 alternate universe story. "M" just for safety, because there is some lemon content-- sort of. It's not like anything you've read before.
Digimon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,561 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Renamon - Complete
Only Hope by Sacred Dust reviews
Have you ever dared to look at a best friend in a different light, only to realize there was no going back? Real life doesn't work out in obvious patterns. Everything you believed about the destinies of two characters is about to change. SOKERU
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 139,707 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Sora T., Takeru T./TK - Complete
Carrying Me by that one little guy reviews
A poem from Link's point of view as he watches Epona die. Please read the author's note.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Link, Epona - Complete
Fun at the Hotel Hedonist by that one little guy reviews
Ribbon is getting obsessed over finding Crystal Shards, so the gang gets her a stay at a resort hotel so she can relax, and it works. . . a little too well. COMPLETE!
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,377 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
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Dark Awakening reviews
Lucy finds herself in a parallel world the she quickly realizes is nothing like her own. Strange, sapient creatures are all around her and the other five children that she meets, some friend, some foe. And an organization that clearly does not mean well for the children is rising in this new world... All Lucy knows is that she has to stop it. Reboot of the discontinued original.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,950 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 5/28/2010
Hunger reviews
He was just hungry, is all.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Daisuke M./Davis, Jun M. - Complete
Confused reviews
What will Ash do? Ash is confused... Ash hurt itself in confusion! - Haven't had enough time for anything else, but I had to write SOMETHING! :P R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Psyduck/Koduck - Complete
I Choose You! reviews
Does he ever shut up? -Rated T for cussing and implied violence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Pikachu, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Writer's Block reviews
We've all been here.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Daisuke M./Davis - Complete
Faces reviews
Smiley. Frowny. Annoyed. Angry. Puzzled. Combine them all and you have something quite terrifying... A crack-fic. Warning, may cause high quantities of laughter and/or migraines. Please do not read if attempting to maintain any form of sanity.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Daisuke M./Davis, Ken I. - Complete
Reliving the Nightmare reviews
Four Digimon have almost nothing to do with it, but one way or another, the evil finds them... Their only hope is to defeat it. It is recommended to buy a hat, as it may be necessary to hold onto it.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - V-mon/Veemon, Plotmon/Salamon
Love is Cold reviews
As opposed to something stupid, like blind.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Yamato I./Matt, Sora T. - Complete
Olives reviews
-Olives? That is so not what she said.- Rated M for Michi! But actually, it's T to be safe, DEFINITELY not M. Please R&R!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Mimi T., Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
Children reviews
Saint Dane's thoughts in the tak mine on Denduron, towards the end of the first book. Rated K-plus for lack of violence, but mentions of it in high quantities. R&R!
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Saint Dane, Bobby P. - Complete
Bitter reviews
How to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Friendly Betrayal reviews
Sora and Yamato are dating; When Taichi confesses his love for Sora, just how wrong can it go? Digimon AU, characters OoC at times. Rated T for ONE case of non-K Plus content. R&R!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Sora T. - Complete
Gotta Slash 'em All: A Pokemon Parody reviews
A parody of the first US Pokemon opening: Gotta Catch 'em All. Controversial! The title should make THAT obvious. Don't like, don't read. Rated T to be safe, I dunno if it's suitable for those that K-KPlus is targeted towards. R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete