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Joined 12-27-09, id: 2191781, Profile Updated: 04-16-13
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Glee, and Hunger Games.

Hai guise! I'm Kyle, I'm 18 years old, and I'm gay. Just like most everyone else on here, I proudly spend my life online. Fanfiction is like crackweedcocaine to me. I like to read, sing, watch TV, and listen to music in my free time. I hunt monsters on the side, you know, vampires, wendigos and such. It's no big deal, really. I attend Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but I don't travel by broomstick, only by TARDIS. I know, I'm picky. But anywho, I guess y'all might wanna know some random malarkey about me, so here you go! Enjoy!


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Tumblr: http://pignap0ke.tumblr.com/

AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/users/SuckMyPeetato

THIS IS THE COVER/GRAPHIC I MADE FOR MY FAPERRY FIC: http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb340/ktrav6/bofff_zpsff9362d0.png


Favorite Books: Twilight series, Harry Potter series, The Hunger Games series, The Giver

Favorite TV Shows: Supernatural, Queer as Folk, Charmed, The Vampire Diaries, LOST, Dr. Who, Torchwood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I Love Lucy, Weeds, Dexter, Glee, Degrassi: TNG, iCarly, etc...

Favorite Movies: Titanic, Forrest Gump, Grease, 10 Things I Hate About You, The Sixth Sense, It's A Wonderful Life, The Devil Wears Prada, Mary Poppins, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Big Daddy, Mamma Mia, She Devil, Death Becomes Her, Miss Congeniality (1 & 2), Speed, Meet the Fockers series

Favorite Actors/Actresses: Randy Harrison, Meryl Streep, Sandra Bullock, Nicholas Cage, Mary-Louise Parker, Nina Dobrev, Zooey Deschanel, Alyssa Milano, Shannen Doherty, Holly Marie Combs, Rose McGowan, Justin Kirk, Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaprio, Emma Watson, Emma Thompson, Brad Pitt, Tina Fey, Anne Hathaway, Amanda Bynes, Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, John Barrowman, David Tennant, the list goes on and on and on and on and, well you get the picture...

Favorite Music: I listen to it all! Pop, Rock, Country, Hip-Hop, Show Tunes, and everything else in-between.

Favorite Aritists/Bands: Loads! lol. Some are Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Ke$ha, AC/DC, Kenny Chesney, Bowling for Soup, Carrie Underwood, Kelly Clarkson, Taylor Swift, Linkin Park, Kid Rock, Bethany Joy Galeotti, Christina Aguilera, Jessie J, P!nk, Barbra Streisand, and lots more.

Favorite Ships: Glee (OTP: Sam/Puck) (Puck/Kurt) (Puck/Finn) (Sam/Finn), The Hunger Games (OTP: Peeta/Cato) (Peeta/Finnick) (Peeta/Gale), Twilight (Jake/Paul) (Jake/Emmett) (Jake/Seth), Harry Potter (Draco/Harry), The Vampire Diaries (Jeremy/Tyler), Supernatural (Sam/Dean don't judge me! they're hot!) (Dean/Castiel)


Soooooo, yeah. I guess that's about it. Some pointless knowledge about a complete stranger for you! Welp, thanks for bothering to come to my humble little profile. If you happen to find me interesting or infuriating or anything else that would urge you to want to speak to me, you are perfectly welcome to PM me. I like people :P Alrighty then, peace out, girl scouts!

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Straight Camp by foraworldundeserving reviews
"Welcome to Wildwood Springs Health Camp! Today begins your journey into finding yourself - casting aside the old and embracing the true!" Otherwise known as Brainwashing Camp. Nick/Jeff, Klaine, AU. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 138,520 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Jeff, Nick - Complete
The Courting Games by thegenuineimitation reviews
When Umbridge and her educational decrees all but ban romance at Hogwarts, the lovers in the school come up with a secretive solution. WARNING: Slash M/M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,221 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
But He's Just A Baker by TheFantasticPhantomWriter reviews
From the moment Cato first sees Peeta in the Capitol, he is both fascinated and dying to know more; And now they're both in the Careers pack fighting for their lives. Rated M for future sexual content!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,713 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Cato, Peeta M.
Never Say Never by SamanthaBlackinGryffindor reviews
Nick and Jeff hate each other since they first met. Unfortunately for them they share the same room and friends... But things are about to change a little.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,359 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Nick, Jeff - Complete
Mama, Where's My Penis? by IceQueenRia reviews
He asked the question calmly all things considered, but when two men addressed him as 'Rachel', Noah Puckerman freaked out. As for Rachel, her distress was mostly over losing her singing voice. But where does Kurt fit in to all this? Eventual PucKurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,356 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - [Puck, Kurt H.] Rachel B. - Complete
Behind the Mask by Simultaneity reviews
The tributes are assembled. But the games are canceled and no one has an explanation. Without the games, Cato is lost and alone. With some help, maybe he can finally be the person he never could. Cato/Peeta
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,142 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Cato, Peeta M. - Complete
Figure Study 23 by DareU2Bme reviews
The summer before his senior year, Puck meets Mrs. Miller, an interesting elderly lady. At her influence, he takes up a new hobby which inadvertently leads to a lot of lifestyle changes and personal growth for Puck. One of these said changes is his view of Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,608 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Puck, Kurt H.
The Ugly Duckling by Zafona reviews
Castiel: a nerdy, skinny thing with a crush on the the most popular guy in class. Being unpopular isn't easy and it's worse when the homophobic school figures him out. A small struggle to be noticed by his crush is turned into a huge struggle for himself and his dignity. But bullying can get the better of anyone. Slash. Destiel rated M for later chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 81,676 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
London by small-ant38 reviews
Kurt and Puck are best friends, they are planning on going to London for Christmas break. But something unexpected happens at the airport and it will only get the two closer all along the week. Slash, Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,134 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Two Parts Of One Whole by lacrymosa-91 reviews
In times of a blood feud between two neighbouring tribes unlikely love blossoms. Paul/Jacob. Full Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,351 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Jacob, Paul
Weeks of Muggles by writing.with.a.flourish reviews
Dumbledore has a plan for house-unity. He places Harry, Ron, Blaise, and Draco in the same house without magic for a week. While there, they must complete a different task everyday to pass their classes. H/D, R/B.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,144 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Write Me Happy by IceQueenRia reviews
Depression can be charming as it lures you away from happiness. Before you know it, you've fallen into the clutches of misery. Perhaps Miss Pillsbury's new anonymous pen-pal idea could be helpful, or will it only cause trouble and heartache?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,589 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Easy Glee by xLessxThanx3x reviews
AU based off of Easy A. Puck hasn't slept with any guys or girls. But when one lie turns into a rumor and his friend Santana asks for a favor, he becomes the slut of McKinley, a red A on his chest, no one but Cheerio Kurt talking to him. Eventual Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 73 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
It's A Football Thing by galaxyeyed reviews
What happens when Sam and Finn get a little too close for comfort, even as football players. How will what started as an accidental kiss end for the two boys? Rated M for sexytimes. SamxFinn. I call them Evanson.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,193 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Sam E., Finn H.
Always Shout Fire by AshtakRa reviews
Kurt decides further investigation is needed regarding the Puckerman situation. He is both surprised and shocked to find his former nemesis brought low and how it changes them from team mates, to friends and perhaps... Puck/Kurt minor Sam/Blaine slash
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,528 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Bat Out Of Hell by IceQueenRia reviews
Kurt needs a ride home; the only near-friendly face he can find is Puck. He follows Puck to his… motorbike. Damn, his dad was going to kill him if he straddled that bike, or the boy who owned it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,303 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Blood Stained Kisses by IceQueenRia reviews
2 young friends declared themselves blood brothers, now teenagers and no longer friends, one of them continues to bleed in silence, suffering all alone, too proud to seek help. Puck/Finn SLASH. Warning-selfharm, abuse, gay-loving
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,555 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - [Puck, Finn H.] - Complete
Your Love's A Drug by GoinnGaGa reviews
I'm supposed to hate you and until just recently, I did. And now I wonder, why do I want to spend every minute of the day with you? Why do I want to protect you from everything that will hurt you in any way? And why do I love you so much, that it hurts?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,439 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Jacob, Paul - Complete
Sam by ohmycastiel22 reviews
Sam is a football player, so why is he joining Glee Club and what will he find out about himself when he get's in adn makes new friends? Edit: SAM's got his own tab now! :D WIN!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,307 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E.
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On Cloud Nine reviews
Peeta's life in District 12 is Hell on earth. He is drowning in the pain and the loneliness, so he decides to take his last chance to escape it all. However, when he meets Cato, everything changes. (Summary sucks. It's not really AU. Still takes place in 74th Hunger Games, but I have changed a lot of things. Just give it a shot. You know you want to! PEETATO SLASH BTW)
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Peeta M., Cato
The Green Ribbon of Fate reviews
Rachel and Quinn get married. It's short and sweet, and I wrote it as a Christmas gift for Maddie. Yayyyy. Happy Christmas everybody!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Of Midget Trees and Mistletoe reviews
It's Christmas Eve, and Sam firmly believes it's just not Christmas without a tree. He is spending the holiday with Puck, and he knows the Jewish family will not have a Christmas tree, so he takes it upon himself to go get one. From there, his night is filled with several Christmas miracles, and it becomes a night he will never forget. Suck slash. Happy Christmas in June!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sam E., Puck - Complete
The Exception to All the Rules reviews
I am Jacob Black, and I have imprinted on Edward Cullen. How is that possible? He is a boy, a vampire, Bella's boyfriend, and a Cullen. These things don't happen. He is the exception to all the rules. My first slash and lemon. *ON HIATUS*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Jacob, Edward
CCC reviews
Jacob walks in on the most beautiful sight he's ever seen. He's in forth ride of a lifetime, and I'm not talking about cars or carnival rides. SLASH & GRAPHIC LEMON. Cheesy, Sleazy PWP. :P
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Jacob - Complete