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Joined 12-27-09, id: 2191785, Profile Updated: 10-14-13
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

"Some writers confuse authenticity, which they ought always to aim at, with originality, which they should never bother about."
W. H. Auden


THE BABYSITTER

This is my entry in the "Fic This Gif" contest, and I'm so happy to say it won First Place in the Public Vote, and Third Place in the Judge's Vote. Yay!

Note on the erstwhile Chapter 3: Mulligan noun \ˈmə-li-gən\ : any minor blunder which is allowed to pass unnoticed or without consequence.

In other words, I'm calling a do-over.


THE SHIPYARD

Also known as "Derivations of Melville," this is my entry for the 2012 Age of Edward contest and it won a "Judges Choice" award. If you've read my stuff you might know that I have a small obsession with Moby Dick, which I have indulged big time for this one-shot. It's also my first venture into slash, so be forewarned. If you want to check out the other entries, you can find them here: http://www.ageofedward.com/


LOVE IN IDLENESS

Loves difficulty, magic, dreams. Sound familiar? It's all been done before. William Shakespeare has graciously agreed to let me smoosh some Twilight into his play. Consider it Shakesfic, or A Midsummer Twilight's Dream.

HoochieMomma found the definitive picture for this story, and it will make me very happy if you look at it as soon as you can: Bella & Mote(s).

Bookish Temptations posted a wonderful review on a recent Fan Fiction Friday piece, and I'm so happy about the sections they focused on!

Songster, LyricalKris and Kassiah reviewed the story on Fictionators and I'm still smiling about what they said.

DiamondHeart78 interviewed me on her lovely blog. I talk about the story and maybe give some hints. Here it is.

HeatherDawn made the most insanely beautiful banner for the story.

Time_Lights gave Bella gorgeous wings!

Jaimearkin used my favorite bug (fireflies)!


PRESSED FOR TIME

Summary: Is it possible to fall in love in five minutes? "He showed me what he was reading and, accidentally, I think he may have shown me his soul." BxE, Written with Chele681. I'm still so incredibly proud it got Indie Fic Pimp of the week. So much so. And, if you're looking for it, it's posted on Chele681's profile page.


NEVERENDING MATH EQUATION

Summary: My first story won a 2010 Indie TwiFic Award for Best Love Triangle, but I'll warn you it's not for the faint-hearted. Based in Brooklyn. Edward and Jasper are brothers, each dealing with grief, ego and passion. This is a love story between an artist, a magician, and a dreamer. You can find it here on Twilighted.

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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 19565 - Favs: 6,610 - Follows: 4,499 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Sweet Variable by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He white-knuckles his pen, dragging a line of ink across the page. I can guess which passage he's marking: "All things truly wicked start from an innocence." Hemingway wouldn't have known about us. No one does. Teenage E/B, AH, quasi-dystopian.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,798 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unscripted by Domysticated reviews
Bella wanted nothing more than to run with the Cullens; Jasper couldn't wait to run away from his family. A simple story about growing up and finding what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BellaxJasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,077 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4161 - Favs: 3,362 - Follows: 3,134 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen H reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5588 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 3,579 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Babysitter by FicThisGifAnonContest reviews
Everybodysaid Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,235 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Wounded Soldier by counselor reviews
1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 77 - Words: 183,065 - Reviews: 5244 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aberration by shoefreak37 reviews
Distortion, deviation, wandering. For centuries, Carlisle held fast to the plan he was sure had been laid out for him by a force much more divine than himself. After he takes Edward for a companion, the direction of his path becomes skewed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,108 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9573 - Favs: 6,082 - Follows: 4,237 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 3,495 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pressed for Time by chele681 reviews
Is it possible to fall in love in five minutes? "He showed me what he was reading and, accidentally, I think he may have shown me his soul" BxE Written with Twanza AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 108,330 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Drift by denverpopcorn reviews
A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14088 - Favs: 14,623 - Follows: 8,102 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 3,356 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett and the Pacer by chele681 reviews
Emmett's Jeep has always signified his freedom, can he find true release in the back of his father's car instead? AH Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Emmett, Alice
The Diary of Edward Masen by einfach mich reviews
Edward Masen, the son of a businessman has set out on a journey to meet his fiance, but his life takes an unexpected turn, when a raiding party attacks his wagon train. AU AH 1840's Old-West-ward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,771 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Edward - Complete
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The Babysitter reviews
Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,094 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Edward, Bella
Love In Idleness reviews
"...for aught that I could ever read/Could ever hear by tale or history/The course of true love never did run smooth." A little Edward. A little Bella. A few fairies, and a robot. Into the woods we go. Twilight meets A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,476 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Shipyard reviews
Call me Ishmael. Whaling Era/19th Century. Edward works for a shipwright repairing a whaler bound for her next voyage. Jasper is the son of the merchant who owns the fleet. No whales were harmed in the making of this fic. AH, Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,212 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete