The One and Only- Joey A.M
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Joined 12-27-09, id: 2191838, Profile Updated: 01-28-11
Author has written 12 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Inheritance Cycle, Final Fantasy XIII, and Final Fantasy Versus XIII.

Hello everyone! * waves *

So I'm Joey AM- I'm weird, nerdy, hyperactive, and depending on who you ask I'm evil and psychopathic. I'm also known for procastinating, being lazy, being a huge dork and making people laugh and cry (sometimes at the same time)

So a little bit more about me-

- I'm an ipod addict

- I'm a huge band geek

- I'm a comic book fan

- My biggest enemy in life is either the sun or my twin who I nicknamed Sunshine.

- My life revolves around people and they revolve around me so we make a very unique and colorful solar system

- People usually describe me as very random and hyper but with that edge that sometimes makes me a b- very mean person.

- And the most important thing- I love fanfiction and it's wonderful people! :)

Music is my muse!

Most epic song I heard this week/ month-

The Beer- Kimya Dawson

- I love this song, so flippin amazing. If you listen to the lyrics they're so real and it truly makes you think

" First I cried for him and then I cried for me, haunted by the ghost of the girl that I used to be"

Other songs that I'm in love with-

Scar Tissue- Red Hot Chili Peppers

- Epic solo. That's all the description it needs

Vampire Money- My Chemical Romance

- I sang this at the top of my lungs to some twitards because this is the best diss to that series. Thank you Gerard Way, I found another reason to love you

Upcoming Projects-

Loose Lips-

SephXOC oneshot: I wanted to do one of those 100 themes challenge so I decided to be a conformist and write about everyone's favorite villan.

There's A Class For This:

Larxene and Axel: Random pairing I know! But in my defense these two would be oh so very hot together. Crappy defense...

There's more to come, I plan on spending this year writing more and maybe even revising stories. I might even delete some cause in retrospect, they're kind of... not so fab. But hey you gotta start somewhere.

And now to end this, thanks to all my reviewers and all you who read my stories. Seriously you guys rock my socks off!

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In The Name Of Yuffie Kisaragi by Yes-4-Yuffentine reviews
A story concerning the humourous life of Yuffie and her many adventures, which always seem to drag a certain gun man in! From sleeping, chocobos, drunkness and brooding, and more crazyness its all in the Name of Yuffie Kisaragi! Rated for language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,379 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Medea by ImMyOwnDefender reviews
She wove a tender little spell around his heart every time she opened that sweet innocent mouth of hers to speak, and it wove itself around his heart making him nearly lose touch with reality.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 225,449 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Genesis R., Sephiroth, Angeal H., Zack F.
Eternal Love by Oblivion Star Seeker reviews
Being a single mother for seven years now, Lightning never thought she'd see the day that she would meet the father of her child once again. AU. Pairings inside. INDEFINITE HIATUS. (See profile update 03-12-2013).
Crossover - Final Fantasy XIII & Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,441 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Lightning, Noctis
Hourglass by AquariumJello reviews
Because their days were counted from the very beginning. --A collection of Aerith/Zack one-shots.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,706 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Aerith G., Zack F.
Viva La Vida by Chiiharu reviews
Our love is so painful that your kiss may kill me; so kiss me now so I can die happily. Love is life. Life is love. And I want us to spend our lives together. 100 Pairing Theme Challenge, Genesis/OC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,813 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Genesis R.
Diaries of A Broken Man by Horky reviews
Between delightful ducks, flying panties, cake wielding spirits, shaved heads, exploding bananas, manskirts, and flying Wutai Stank bombs, it had never been more true than now. Love IS a battlefield.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 154,633 - Reviews: 2011 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Final Fantasy Versus XIII: Eclipse by Tiny Wolverine reviews
An indestructible soldier with no memories of her past. A Prince whose country depends on the dying Crystal. A past life. A possible future. Which links them together? LightningxNoctisxStella REWRITTEN CH26 onwards
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,755 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009
A Vampire? by HissingSnake reviews
When the Cullens find Vincent Valentine in their basement they wonder if he's a vampire...
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,269 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Final Fantasy Seven: Texts From Last Night by Soyna reviews
Inspired drabbles based on humorous texts messages from the TFLN. Strange and quirkly little stories that will include all eventually. Latest: Hey this one is at 100... go to the MORE version for MOAR!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 47,501 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
Fire Escape by SunflowerWielder reviews
Noctis never knew wanting to run from a party would lead him to a fire escape. He had even less of an idea as to where that would take him... and his kingdom. Yes, the summary sucks! Rated T for language and violence. LxN
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,974 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009
Normal life in Nibelheim by LadyTeefStrife reviews
High school fic... Well, sort of. I'ts NOT a normal story. Pairings: Cloti, Zerith, Yuffientine. Not ZackxTifa, the start can be misleading. Chapters checked by 6jrz422.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 88,740 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Tifa L., Cloud S.
The Last Night by I'm At My All Time Low reviews
As I turned to walk away Jacob grabbed my wrist and pulled the sleeve up "Lee...what's this?" I glared and pulled my wrist away. "Nothing." He looked at me and spoke in a whisper. "Have you been...cutting yourself?" Warning: Suicide attempts & self harm
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,141 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Jacob, Leah
Days by Monniemoo reviews
Matt quits his job at Gamestop and hitchhikes, not knowing the strange people he will meet on the way. AU crackfic with ensemble cast.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Matt, Mello
Associates till death do us apart by Radiklement reviews
Noctis had to marry Lightning to save his world, just as her. At first, she hated him, but soon, they realized they weren't that different. Can love built up between them? And will it survive the life of a king and a queen? chap 26's up! Story completed.
Crossover - Final Fantasy XIII & Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,302 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Lightning, Serah F., Snow, Noctis - Complete
You AntiSocial Prick by TheNeonSquirrel reviews
A collection of short stories revolving around different things in Death note. Rated T for future chapters. Crack-fic. Slight hints of yaoi if you squint and use a magnifying glass. And a microscope. As of now, the stories will not be tying together.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Matt, Mello
Girl by Grasspaw reviews
"Wait a moment!" She turned and walked back. "Yes, sir?" He asked kindly, "What is your name?" "My name is Girl."
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - King Galbatorix, Murtagh - Complete
The Morrow by LoliBat reviews
To become the dew that quenches the land/ To spare the sands, the seas, the skies /I offer thee this silent sacrifice. A collection of mini one shots dedicated to our favorite crimson commander, Genesis Rhapsodos. No pairings.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Genesis R. - Complete
The truth about Sephiroth by Amaranthos reviews
She's the Xbox fan. He's the PS3 fan. People are crowding around. Votes are being cast on the tall guy and the tension is running high. Who will win? Well that's anybody's guess
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Sephiroth - Complete
Fire in the Sky by demonegg reviews
Companion piece to 'Smoke on the Water.' His was the journey of a man burned beyond recognition. Like smoke from fire, a journey that remained inseparable from hers. Rated for safety.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Two Shades of Red by ValarSpawn reviews
The concept was inconceivable but far from impossible. GenesisxRosso
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Genesis R., Rosso - Complete
Are you Nervous Yet? by Yuki Minamoto reviews
Lightning, Noctis, Vanille, Laris, Marcus, Stella, and Snow play the Nervous game! No pairings, just humor and touching *in various places*. Please comment. Who knew playing Nervous Game would be so naughty?
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Noctis, Prompto - Complete
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100 Moments With You reviews
Turns out my luck is worse than I thought. I'm now stuck being a secretary to possibly the most infuriating man alive- Genesis Rhapsodos. Goes to show, Life just doesn't like me.... *500 Days Of Genesis in story form*
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,480 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Genesis R.
Twelve Days of Christmas at Shinra Company reviews
GenesisXOC. Someone is sending Joanna a variety of strange gifts and she is not too happy, who could it be?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Genesis R. - Complete
Strong Convictions And Perfect Diction reviews
One shot! GenesisXOC.With the simplest of words, we can express the most meaning. With Joanna's one liners, there really is more than meets the eye
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Genesis R. - Complete
Hear You Me reviews
I was only a weapon. A perfect weapon, but i was still a failure... i failed to do my duty, i failed to keep my promises, i failed in loving you... GenesisXOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Genesis R.
500 Days of Genesis reviews
You would think i wouldn't be stupid enough to fall in love with my boss, well turns out that fate had a different plan. The diary of a secretary who falls in love with genesis. Genesis & OC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,644 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Genesis R. - Complete
Killing Alagaesia's Sanity! reviews
Or The Adventures of a Psyco Fangirl and her sidekick the Anti-Social Vampire! So what happens when a you put two completely different teenagers from 2009 in Alagaesia? The only thing you can expect is that nothing comes out right...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010
In Pieces reviews
Song fic to Linkin Park's In Pieces. Slight LightningXNoctis. One Shot.
Crossover - Final Fantasy XIII & Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Lightning - Complete
33 Ways to Kill Eragon's Sanity reviews
A list for all those who had those urges to annoy Eragon when they read the books
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Eragon S. - Complete
Because of You reviews
A one shot about Yuffie's feelings for Vincent even when he's moved on.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
What I Like About You, Vinnie reviews
A collection of drabbles-Yuffie's reason to why she likes Vincent
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
How I Love You reviews
A one shot that describes how much Tifa loves Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
Just the girl reviews
Song fic to The Click Five's Just the Girl. Vincent comes to realise that Yuffie may be just the girl for him
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete