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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Glee, and Twilight.

I'm not online very frequently.

I'm sorry, I've been corrupted by tumblr.


I have read every single book of John Green's in publication, and I have listened to almost every song by Hank Green. Dedication.

CURRENT FANDOMS (written as they occur to me, I've probably forgotten some) :

Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Sherlock (it hurts), Wicked, Harry Potter, Teen Titans, Starkid, Nerdfighteria (not technically a fandom... I'll lump it into "internet subculture"), Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, The Social Nework, The Avengers, Homestuck...

I will listen to any music provided it:

- makes me feel ALL THE THINGS and/or

- makes me dance uncontrollably and/or

- gives me an aura of pretentious superiority

I've done just about every dance ever created at SOME point in my life, but right now this is what I do:




I'm kind of weird and over exuberant, I dislike the human race, and I'm basically a grammar nazi.

A few of my favourite quotes:

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

-Groucho Marx

"Only two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

-Albert Eintstein

"And every man who knows a thing knows he knows not a damn thing at all"


"And after all the time that you still owe, you're still a good for nothing I don't know"

-My Chemical Romance, I Don't Love You

"Like sunlight crashing through the roof, we'll lose our feathers. Yes, I know it hurts at first but it gets better."

-Fun., It Gets Better

"Let all Oz be agreed, I'm WICKED through and through. Because I could not succeed, Fiyero, saving you- I promise no good deed will I attempt to do again- EVER AGAIN"

-Elphaba, Wicked

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."


Madness is like gravity. It only takes a little push for you to fall.


"Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself."
John Green

"When adults say, "Teenagers think they are invincible" with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don't know how right they are. We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations. They forget that when they get old. They get scared of losing and failing. But that part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail."
John Green (Looking for Alaska)

"You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you can miss them."
John Green

"I'm not a prophet but I'm here to profit"


"We look like... If hipsters from mars were sent to earth to meet hipsters from earth."

-Jack Antonoff of fun. while shooting a music video (in which Nate, Jack, and Andrew were covered in paint) with the members of the band Skinny

(I have so many others but I'm a lazy ass and refuse to type them out.)

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization


Love always unless you suck a mighty large amount of ass,


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Silent Birdie by YourMoosyFate reviews
AU ALL HUMAN. Max's dad died and her mom, who is not Dr. M, married an abusive jerk. Max stops speaking. After two years a boy, Fang of course, comes to save Max. Can Mr. Quiet get Max to start talking again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,279 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max, Fang
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11365 - Favs: 10,431 - Follows: 9,128 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Alone in the Universe by Xhexie21 reviews
After Edward left, Bella is soon diagnosed with schizophrenia as explanation for her belief in vampires and werewolves. But her time with the Cullens wasn't all a figment of her imagination. It was real... wasn't it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
We Could Be by iliads reviews
New York is too big for a boy like him. -—Sid/Cassie.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sid J., Cassie A. - Complete
Can You See What I See? by NotFalling.AttackingThe Floor reviews
James and Lily are destined for each other. So why are they both going out with somebody else? Why can't they see what everybody else sees? As they slowly start to trust each other, they will start to realise. Follows James and Lily from fifth year. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,224 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Of Lucky Socks and Lollipops by fullmetalgrigori reviews
Lily has always known that she hates James Potter. It takes a pair of lucky socks, her friends, his friends, and some lollipops to change her mind. Rated "T" for safety, it probably won't deserve it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,259 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
One of Them by ScarlettSunshine reviews
It's a challenge. One week. Lily's hanging out with the Marauders. But trying to keep up with four seventeen year old boys isn't that easy. "If I win you don't ask me out. At all. Never again." "And if I win, you're my girlfriend." This'll be interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 90,098 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bella the Vampire Slayer by The BlakRoz reviews
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming or the moment of truth in your lies. When everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know you're alive.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,696 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
Another Sleepless Night by ILoveHarryPotterForever reviews
"Lily?" James asked, "What's wrong?" ... "There's a man outside your door and I don't know who he is. He was outside my door before, but then I ran in here real fast with my book," She held up her Potions book to show him, "and he followed me!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Shadows of the Past by alpha-range reviews
Max has a pretty screwed up life: an abusive father, an evil step-mother and a brother to care for. When things get blown out of hand, Max finds herself faced with the realisation that she needs help. Eventual Fax, although different couples first. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,343 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang
Way Back When by Rayven49 reviews
Ever wondered what happened back at the School when the Flock was young? When Max is knocked out in battle, she relives it all, has has to save herself and the flock. Again. The story of how the flock came to be. Violence, some FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,507 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Separating Fact from Fiction by Azusa-Angel reviews
Lily Luna's obsession leads Harry, his family, his friends, and the Malfoy's to watch A Very Potter Musical. A Very Potter Musical is owned by StarKidPotter and Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling. Few months after the epilogue. Please Review! Or else..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,969 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P.
Flash by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Nothing is quite as awkward as killing your sorta-girlfriend. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fang, Max
That Night by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
One crazy night really can change everything. From nearly getting blown up -not cool- to making out -very cool- the Flock tries to make it to dawn with their hearts and heads intact. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max, Fang
Climbing Towards Light by ncfan reviews
She knows that it would be so much easier just to lay down and die. Drabble, Starfire-centric.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Starfire - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8284 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
His Smirk by Of.Winged.Poets reviews
.“You know you love my smirk.” A short Flock flight. A little bit of Fax. Or a lotta bit of Fax...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Enough by Zayz reviews
LJ. "She was all he needed, he was all she needed. And for the first time in her life, that was enough for her." R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hot beverage brewed on the letter Q by Banan-nonne reviews
What if Red X had manage to finish You know cutie, the only crime here... and Starfire had responded to it? Rewrite of X. Please R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Starfire, Red-X - Complete
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Apologies reviews
TW: BULIMIA, DESCRIPTIVE OF THE TRUE ACT OF PURGING. !Oneshot / Edward's gone, and Bella's counting calories in a desperate attempt to gain control of her life. Witness her first attempt at purging, the consequences, and the re-uniting of the couple. / Not a happy fic; not a long fic. You'll see why. Rated T due to mature themes, less-than-dapper language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Die Like A Hero reviews
Very old and not very good. Oneshot based on a live-action inner monologue of a surprise character upon seeing Harry "dead" during the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Sleep reviews
recently edited Oneshot;Mild Language; Rachel gives Blaine his talking-to about his relationship with Kurt. Implications of bodily harm ensue. Klainey. Berry/Hummel friendship. *NOT blainechel*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Rachel B., Blaine A. - Complete