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Mass Effect: Ficlets by skybound2 reviews
A catch all for my drabbles, double-drabbles, triple-drabbles, or vignettes set in the Mass Effect universe. Characters, pairings, and plots will vary. Wildly. New entry includes: F!Shepard/Garrus enjoying a morning after a late night out.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kaidan A., Jack
News by LawGrad07 reviews
A different take on how Thane's romance could have played out through ME3. I am a believer in happy endings, love and the right to live. I will not, therefore, let Bioware simply kill the Drell. Not on my, or my Shepard's, watch.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,129 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K.
The Hitman and the Clone by ghost.713 reviews
Two surprisingly average people who never saved the galaxy, unlike their famous family members.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kolyat K., Oriana L. - Complete
A Special Distraction by TheSorrow1145 reviews
I figured I'd take a bit of a break from my usual work today to write up a little something special for you.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Mass Effect: Drabble Collection by Ovo reviews
A collection of 100-word-ficbits that will contain all sorts and shall be updated as often as new drabbles are written.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010
Pretty and Pragmatic by Maeve's Child reviews
Grey Wardens do whatever is necessary to destroy the darkspawn, and sometimes that means some pretty extreme things. When duty fails you, you have to find something else to live for.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,883 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Nathaniel H., Amell - Complete
There Is No Sea by BlackAvalon89 reviews
Thane spoke of meeting her across the sea. Shepard had died once; there was no sea. Now he is gone, and Shepard must cope with the fact that she will never see him again. But not all things are as they seem. Originally a ME Kink Meme fill. Some language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
The Lazarus Project by Ethera O reviews
The few who are brought in to help work on the aptly-named "Lazarus Project" are some of the best and brightest scientists and doctors in the universe... But they all, every one of them, are visibly shaken when they first see what's left of the Commander.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Miranda L., Shepard (F) - Complete
Things Whispered In The Dark by Stephensmat reviews
She was very much like a wild animal. He had to let her come to him. Hard T, for heavy topics, but nothing explicit. Paragon Male Shepard/Jack fic. Jack had the most potential in the game. Now includes ME3, so Spoiler alert.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,128 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Jack, Shepard (M) - Complete
Solace by Fluidfyre reviews
True friends pick us up and care for us when we can't do it for ourselves. And Varric was always that. One-shot, near the end of Act 2, F!Hawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
Got A Minute? by Princess Cheesecake reviews
Garrus, Shepard, and some awkward conversations.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
In Salt and Gold by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Danarius wins during the events of 'Alone'; everyone else suffers. The battle at The Hanged Man goes poorly, but it is not Fenris's memories his master takes as penance. Hawke/Fenris, complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,509 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
You've Got Mail! by Loethlin reviews
In the aftermath of Horizon, Shepard is stressed out and sad. Normandy's crew is trying to take care of her, in quite a roundabout way. Yet another Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Yay, won an award for this one!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
Lost Shepard by LaneWinree51 reviews
It was too good to be true and he knew it, but he was willing to find out for her.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Guide Me Home by waiting4morning reviews
Post DA2: A life on the run is interrupted when something happens to Anders and he is forced to account for the things he's done...things he can't remember doing. How will he rebuild a life he can't remember having with a woman who is a stranger to him?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,163 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Questions, Questions by celestial-insanity reviews
When Shepard gets bored, she asks her team questions that you wouldn't quite expect... Mass Effect 1 & 2
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010
Reminiscence by ThatOtherOtaku reviews
"Shepard isn't some pawn to be thrown away. She's special. Humanity needs her." A series of drabbles set during Mass Effect 2. DISCONTINUED.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,666 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010
Trouble & Strife by 1Scarylady reviews
The Blight is over; Melissa Cousland to be entombed at Weisshaupt. King Alistair must go to Orlais and select a bride of Imperial blood, while in Ferelden the Chantry has plans of its own. A tale of fluffy romance and unfluffy politics. COMPLETE!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 246,372 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Shipwrecks by virusq reviews
Shepard is tired of EDI's driving. Jeff has a solution. Femshep/Joker.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Drabbles by Ashfae reviews
Assorted bits and pieces of fic, mostly written for memes, challenges, and the dragon-age comm's Tuesday Prompts thing. Thought I'd collect some of the ones I liked in one place. Could be anything in here, so read at your own risk.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011
Kiss With a Fist by popehippo reviews
She fights and has a compulsion to destroy public property and the public along with it. He's addicted to cigarettes, sniper rifles and flipping off political figures. Together they fight crime while committing some of their own. In short: a love story.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,650 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jack, Shepard (M) - Complete
Mother's Day by Made Nightwing reviews
Mother's Day in the Mass Effect Universe
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Complete
Drabblethon 2010 by Jakia reviews
One writer's journey in procrastination. Now simply a collection of drabbles, ranging from genre to genre, for any character and pairing requested. Various. Updated whenever.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010
Rage Is A Hell Of An Anesthetic by Princess Cheesecake reviews
A story about the galaxy's most notorious mercenary soldier and bounty hunter.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Zaeed M.
A Hammer and a Sparrow by Robert DeWarren reviews
A little oneshot showing some comraderie and a fight between two of our favorite Fable characters. Had this written ages ago but had some issues with the uploader
Fable - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Hammer, Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone - Complete
Full Disclosure by impsy reviews
Kaidan might not be a part of Shepard's crew anymore, but by staying in touch with Joker, he's kept updated on how she's doing. Sequel to "Justified," "Demigod," and "Loyalty;" "Shepard's Loyalty Mission" part 4; Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Kaidan A., Joker - Complete
Cereal Killer by virusq reviews
Gardner and Grunt wreak havok in the kitchen in order to inspire a budget raise.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/27/2011 - U. Grunt, Miranda L. - Complete
Team Awesome by virusq reviews
Grunt ruins a moment of glory for Jack.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Jack, U. Grunt - Complete
Sing to Me by virusq reviews
Commander Shepard wants a theme song.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
I Miss the Mako by virusq reviews
Shepard visits the Normandy crash site.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Goodnight, Siha by virusq reviews
Commander Jess Shepard cannot sleep. Bored with resource mining, she mills around the ship looking for a little competition and advice from the crew. Femshep/Thane
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
The Stubbornness of Fools by onthewayside reviews
Varric discovers that Hawke has an aversion to healers. Well, to one in particular. Set after Act I. FemHawke/Anders
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Strangely Oriented Stars by littleblackdog reviews
He blamed Rinna for tearing open such a wound in him; these soft, delicate hands could never have twisted their way into his chest otherwise. This woman was a study in contradiction, and for the first time in his life, Zevran hesitated.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,823 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Surana, Zevran A. - Complete
Sun Blond Vint by Fluidfyre reviews
Marian Hawke and Varric Tethras had an unspoken duel that never seemed to end - one of wits, and one of ale. At the Hanged Man, it was hard to tell which won out.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
More Than One Side to a Story by Amhran Comhrac reviews
A collection of one-shots set in the Apostates of Amaranthine universe. Chapter 23: Anders and Oghren show Nathaniel the best way to deal with a hopeful recruit.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,723 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Amell, Anders
The What If? Scenario by Blackdeer7 reviews
What if Lakota Shepard and her crew didn't survive the siege on the collector base? The following is her contingency plan: personal logs, notes on crew and letters. Complete at one time, but neglected some key crew members. They revolted. Back In Progress
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Waking Up From the Dead Is Hard to Do by Selkit reviews
There's no such thing as a support group for the recently deceased. Fortunately for Commander Shepard, she has a talent for improvisation. FemShepard/Garrus, also features Miranda, Kasumi, and Tali.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Once and Future Heroes by Selkit reviews
Even those who will one day achieve greatness have moments of normalcy along the way-at least, as normal as is possible for this bunch. A collection of glimpses at the lives of Shepard and her squadmates before they became galactic heroes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Conversations by Yet Another Pseudonym reviews
What is spoken in private is truth. Now with, holy maracas, Batman!, actual almost-chronological orderliness. Will need to do a real sweep later... Apologies for breaking the alert email link for "Rite and Wrong." It's chapter 16.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,274 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Sharp Wounds by celestial-insanity reviews
Some things can't be fixed on their own. Kaidan Alenko spends one guilty Christmas Eve in an empty bar, only to meet a man who can take some of the pain away. A Christmas one-shot. 1 week after F!Shepard's KIA.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/24/2010 - D. Anderson, Kaidan A. - Complete
Dry Your Wings by Hermia S reviews
50 prompts; focused around the relationship between Líadan Cousland and her mage.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,351 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Cousland, Anders
If I Die by Loup de Mer reviews
Shepard is the first person who Jack has ever been able to trust to watch her back. Rated M for language and some violence.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Jack, Shepard (M) - Complete
I'b not zick by justsomebody2 reviews
Another mk fill. "Shepard's LI catches a cold."
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Ticklish turian by justsomebody2 reviews
an mk fill "Are turians ticklish?"
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Trial by Fire by Prisoner 24601 reviews
A series of in-game KoTOR shorts co-written with Dinah Lance now organized into one story that focuses on a Carth/f!Revan friendship with Carth/Bastila and Revan/Canderous romances. Prequel to "Contingency Plans."
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Revan, Carth O. - Complete
Second by ElectricZ reviews
ME2-When Shepard is off the ship, the squad begins to chafe under Miranda's command. They look to Garrus to replace her as XO, but Garrus isn't sure mutiny is the answer. Garrus, Miranda, Tali, Jacob, Mordin and other supporting characters. Not a shipfic. Shepard-Free.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,768 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah, Jacob T. - Complete
Origin Haikus by mousestalker reviews
Six short haikus about each origin
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
The Toast by quirky21 reviews
Oneshot. After the defeat of the Archdemon. Leliana and Oghren make a toast. "To the sodding women that picked someone else."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Leliana, Oghren - Complete
Complications by WastedHeart reviews
Garrus tries to undress Shepard for the first time but ends up being completely mystified by her bra, cue much awkwardness and confusion. Originally written to fill a Masskink request.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
It Takes Two to Renegade by JaerWolfe reviews
If the Council wants Shepard arrested, someone has to go get her.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Not a Perky Day by MireliAmbar reviews
You can't always be at your perky best when death surrounds you. Even Sigrun has an off day now and then. One-shot featuring Varlan Vollney. Follow on from 'Reading People'
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sigrun - Complete
Is that a Pistol in your Pocket? by NotSrsBsns reviews
No story. No plot. Who said saving the world had to be a serious venture? A series of one-shots that have nothing to do with each other. Collaborative fic.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone
Reading People by MireliAmbar reviews
How Sigrun learns to read while in the Legion of the Dead, learning something about herself and Varlan Vollney in the process. One Shot
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sigrun - Complete
A Wager by Sabreene reviews
For the Anders prompt "Hair" on BSN & inspired by a scene from "MASH" the movie. Anders & Sigrun make a wager, inciting some trouble. No sex or pairings, but some nudity & immaturity. Set in the W&A universe. Many Awakening characters make an appearance.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Anders, Sigrun - Complete
Man of Virtue by Jakia reviews
"Has anyone ever told you how handsome you are?" "Yes, but those women were...not like you." In which Templar Initiate Alistair proves that he's a good boy, even when he doesn't want to be. For the seven virtues challenge, chastity.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Templars, Pie and Pretty Girls by Sabreene reviews
A short arising from an Anders prompt on BSN - just how does Anders rate the templars? Takes place during Awakening while the companions are enjoying some R&R at a tavern, and are rudely interrupted.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Anders, Cousland - Complete
Of Humans and Quarians by Ganja Naraku reviews
Impractical? Maybe. Impossible? Not by a long shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,319 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Fate by Enaid Aderyn reviews
Drabble written for LJ's dao challenge Lightning round, subject: "Fate."
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Zevran A. - Complete
ArmorPiercing Shells by DarthThorian reviews
A short vignette inspired by Commander Shepard and Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Last Call by Enaid Aderyn reviews
Drabble written for LJ's dao challenge Lightning round, subject: "dwarves." Brosca, Oghren, Alistair. Rated M because Brosca doesn't mince words.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Brosca, Alistair - Complete
Beginnings by Jakia reviews
It's the oldest story in the book: Boy meets girl. And sometimes, boy meets boy. A look at various Dragon Age character pairs, and how they met. Multiple origins, pairings, and characters inside. For dao challenge "Boy meets Girl"
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Observations On Elves by Enaid Aderyn reviews
Deep thoughts from a pair of guardsmen. Written for LJ's dao challenge Lightning Round, subject: "elves."
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
Suite for Urthemiel by Enaid Aderyn reviews
A glimpse of the Elder God Urthemiel's journey.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Urthemiel, Morrigan - Complete
Learning by Queen of Asgard reviews
Jack learns how to smile, and maybe she even teaches someone else. Jack x Zaeed friendship!fic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Jack, Zaeed M. - Complete
Tempest by CannedCream reviews
Short Story. Tali had planned every detail for her vacation with Shepard, but when heavy rain and an impending storm trap them within the small rented cabin, the two try to find other ways to occupy their time. F
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (F) - Complete
Couple Talk 5: The Spider Chronicles by JaerWolfe reviews
Shepard has a bad moment...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Up On the Roof by Enaid Aderyn reviews
The Archdemon awaits! Now for the Ultimate Sacrifice! Hey, waitaminnit... rated M just in case
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Tabris, Alistair - Complete
Little Black Dress by Vulthrize reviews
It is just before Kasumi's loyalty mission, and Shepard is running around the Normandy in a tiny black dress. Ship productivity flatlines as everyone on board, even Garrus, takes notice.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Just Breathe by popehippo reviews
50 single sentence challeng from the 1sentence community on LiveJournal, with the claimed pairing of Female!Shepard and Thane Krios.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Thane K., Shepard (F) - Complete
Pick Your Team by Cally Starkiller reviews
Which team are you on? Team Edward? Or Team Jacob? When the Normandy crew watched the Twilight series, debate ensues. But Edward and Jacob don't cut it...so changes are made. Inspired by a convo between WolverinesDarlin and myself.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Life Among the Xenophiles by Selkit reviews
Some aspects of romancing an alien are strange new territory, while others are all too familiar. Fifty one-sentence snapshots of Garrus and Shepard's relationship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Itch by popehippo reviews
Things can be uncomfortable, embarrassing, weird, bothersome, and completely unknown in a new relationship. And that's before you even add in the 'alien' factor... A Thane/Shepard story. An awkward one. T for swearing and partial nudity.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,198 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Couple Talk 4: When Idiots Attack by JaerWolfe reviews
Not every situation requires a violent resolution...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Mass Effect: I Remember Me by Raven Studios reviews
The things we have in common with others are not always pleasant ones. Follows the background mission for which it is named, and features the Shepard from "Cause and Effect" and "Newton's First Law".
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,749 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Turian Skill Set by skybound2 reviews
Garrus shows Shepard some of the skills he's picked up over the years.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Old Dogs by JAK Kinase reviews
Snapshots of an adventure.
Diablo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/19/2010
Silence and Sound by proflig8 reviews
Wrex and Commander Shepard are two friends that will never be truly separated. Two-shot!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - U. Wrex, Shepard (F) - Complete
Recreation by Enaid Aderyn reviews
A little down time plus something round generally equals some variety of mayhem.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Amell - Complete
Rock Steady by GaggedCenobite reviews
Complete. Nobody's really whole, we're just broken in different ways from each other. Jack/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,539 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jack, Thane K. - Complete
Humor by Tonks32 reviews
Who says you can't find it in the mist of battle? Just a short and very rough I idea I got after watching WAY TOO much Farscape. T only for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Ashley W., Shepard (M) - Complete
Manners by Enaid Aderyn reviews
If you can't say something nice, don't say anything. And then take 'em out with a fireball.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Amell - Complete
Dear Diary by Grandiose Me reviews
F!Aeducan/Zevran. The diary of the Lady Aeducan, second-born child of noble King Endrin and favoured daughter of Orzammar. Sort of.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Aeducan, Zevran A. - Complete
Fascination by Grandiose Me reviews
M!Warden/Morrigan. Ten years after the fact, he still has no idea what will come of it all.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
Interruption by Grandiose Me reviews
The real reason the dog wasn't in Awakening.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
Tradition by Grandiose Me reviews
F!Warden/Zevran. Death and duty may part you, but love's worthiness is not diminished because of that. At the end, she goes to find him.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Zevran A. - Complete
Borrowed Time by CannedCream reviews
Short Story. Trapped on a dying world against impossible odds Tali'Zorah fights off both a fever and husks that threaten to take her life at any time, all while struggling to defend her injured commander. That is, if he's even still alive. . .
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (F) - Complete
His Kiss of Choices by WolfPhantoms reviews
Inter-species relationships would always be hard and Shepard was well aware of the risks... so to prevent any further awkwardness, not once did she try to kiss him. Garrus intended to change such notions entirely, by giving her a kiss of his own.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2010 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
The Blame Game by girl undone reviews
Commander Shepard and Joker have a brief heart-to-heart concerning her death and his broken arm.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
The Novice's Error by Redundant Goddess reviews
When a Rogue's charge is brought back to the camp gravely wounded, is it her fault the Necromancer fell or was it just a Novice mistake?
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2010
Constants by SurelyForth reviews
A very brief one-shot about the friendship between Ron Mahariel and Tamlen.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Mahariel, Tamlen - Complete
The Dirty Dozen by AngelSyn reviews
Mass Effect II. A series of one-shots of the thoughts on Shepard by the team she’s leading. Some implied romantic feelings from Thane, Jacob and Garrus on Shepard, everyone else is meant to be non-romantic. In-Progress.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Shepard (F)
Show Her You Can Dance by Raydis reviews
Joker had always admired Commander Shepard. He just didn't realize how much. Or that she felt the same. Spoilers from ME1/2 Shameless FemShepxJoker. Rating changed due to language usage. R&R Please! Due to the lack of time and interest, I'm going to call this one complete. Sorry to those who waited so long for the last chapter. I think after 3 years, it's safe to say it is done.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,774 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Goodbyes in the Larder by this-zombie-life reviews
A full seven years after the Fifth Blight, Sebastion Cousland is forced to say goodbye to his most faithful friend. Rated T for character death and subsequent sadness. Featuring MCousland, Alistair, and Dog.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Cousland, Dog - Complete
Not Quite Puppy Love by Quillweave reviews
A fanfiction of a fanfiction! Inspired by Crisium's fantastic series 'What We Create' and her two characters, Dog and Sir Pounce-a-lot. Thanks for the awesome stories, Crissy!
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Dog
Mako Driving Lessons by WolverinesDarlin reviews
Shepard sucks at driving the Mako, so the same person who has to fix it time and time again tries to gives her lessons. This is what happens. T to be safe and omygosh! It isn't romance! but it's still cute and fluffy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Resolution by Vulthrize reviews
Post ME 2. Garrus knows that by continuing his relationship with Shepard, they will both face difficult personal and professional challenges. What he doesn't know is that most of these challenges await them both upon the Normandy's return to the Citadel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,626 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Counsellor's Advice by muhnemma reviews
Joker has never been a people person, but Kelly Chambers is convinced he's the only one who can cheer Shepard up. Shoker.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Consensus by 4th of Eleven reviews
Short vignette. Legion reflects on Shepard-Commander.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Legion - Complete
Flotilla by callalili reviews
Of patchwork ships and oddities. A collection of unusual pairings from Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
Breathing Space by muhnemma reviews
A few days before they hit the Omega 4 Relay, Shepard and Joker realise that their feelings for each other have changed. Shoker.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
The Importance of Thermal Clips by rent-a-bird reviews
When Dr. Chakwas is busy, Shepard turns to Professor Solus to tend to a minor injury. Shippy, but not what you're expecting.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Shepard (F), Mordin S. - Complete
Couple Talk by JaerWolfe reviews
Shepard and Kaidan do occasionally talk to each other...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
How the Holo Got There by SageQueen reviews
I always wondered who/what put that holo of Kaidan in the SR2 Normandy captain's quarters. So here's my take on how it got there.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Origin Mothers by Jakia reviews
Six mothers, and the men who loved them. All origins, male PCs. Gen. Happy Mother's Day.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Guy Talk 3: The Bachelor Party by JaerWolfe reviews
The Guys get together for Kaidan's last night of bachelorhood...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Kaidan A., Joker - Complete
The Painted Elf by ReaperRain reviews
It is a very, very silly Grey Warden for keeping the Painted Elf around. Generic PC/Zevran drabble from a rather unusual POV...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Zevran A., Shale - Complete
Breaking the Silence by AMMC reviews
...Indeed, it was quiet for once within the castle. A silence that was not welcomed by Fergus. Not welcomed at all.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Fergus C., Cousland - Complete
The Lioness and the Bull by ElectricZ reviews
ME2-The Normandy's two most unstable crewmembers are left on guard duty during a routine excursion. An attempt to relate to one another results in the only outcome possible between them. Shepard joins in Chapt 2 3. Rated M for violence, language
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - U. Grunt, Jack, Shepard (M) - Complete
An Average Normandy Day by Zilvelyn reviews
You know that kind of day when just nothing workes out okay? Well that's what the average Commander Shepard goes through everyday.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Crossing the Bar by The Odd Little Turtle reviews
E-mails between Joker and Ashley in the year 2185 discussing Joker's resignation from the Alliance, Shepard's death, and other things. Takes place after ME1 and goes through ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Joker, Ashley W. - Complete
Girl Talk 2: Girls Night Out by JaerWolfe reviews
In which Jack asks another important question.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Shepard (F), Jack - Complete
No One Get's Left Behind by Paladins reviews
Joker's thoughts about Shepard's untimely death.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Joker - Complete
Drunk and Disorderly by Miri1984 reviews
Alistair gets to know the Awakenings crew at the inn at the Vigil. Anders lets out a few things he probably should have kept to himself.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Anders, Alistair - Complete
Definitions by skywalker05 reviews
Endorphins, serotonin, and lots and lots of luck. Each member of the ME2 crew defines love a little differently. A oneshot ensemble piece.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Mordin S., Joker
The Blanket by Axia West reviews
Anders has never had trouble with women... That is until he meets a fiery Warden Commander with a heartbreaking past. She's not looking for love and neither is he, but sometimes the Maker has plans of His own. Rated M for later chapters.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,128 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Anders, Tabris - Complete
A Hero's Passing by femalegamer reviews
Everything ends someday, and today was his.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Cousland, Dog - Complete
The Pilot's Hat by Cannibalistic Skittles reviews
Because you wanted that hat. Slight You/Joker.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Joker - Complete
A Little Awkward by SerNature reviews
Thane is having some issues, Shepard just wants to help! One-shot, rated T for being on the suggestive side.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Of Poetry and Krogans by JaerWolfe reviews
In which Shepard has a unique side mission...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
The Bastard Prince and the Alley Mouse by Axia West reviews
Ava Tabris is keeping a painful secret. It's time to clear the air and give Alistair the honesty he deserves. Just a bit of fluff and a conversation I think was skimmed over in the game.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alistair, Tabris - Complete
Motley Sum of Fleeting Moments by Hyperbali reviews
When life is hurtling towards you and the entire universe seems to have been upended, it is a comfort to find solace in and make memories with someone else who understands.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Hammering Out a Wedding by Robert DeWarren reviews
When Hammer meets the perfect man for her, she agrees to marry him. HammerxOC Hammer-Sparrow freindship
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Hammer, Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone - Complete
Gone by jpgFury reviews
Shepherd goes looking for Thane to talk about tactics for the Lorek mission, but when she gets to Life Support, she doesn't find what she expected. Is he gone? Is she too late?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Aftermath at Afterlife by Scrollmouse reviews
How would you unwind after seeing off a deadly enemy, when the galaxy doesn't even know you triumphed? Femshep and Team try to relax after events of ME2. Rated M for language, to be safe. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Need You Now by Fiera Sabre reviews
GarrusxShepard--comprised of utter fluff, utter crack, and a dose of angst but it has a happy ending ! Shepard and Garrus are having similar thoughts prior to their meeting on Omega...
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Just Like Old Times by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali'Zorah returns to the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and an old friend helps her come to grips with being on a Cerberus ship. Shepard-Free fic. Some liberty is taken with providing crew quarters for non-humans on the ship. Not a shipfic.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V., Kelly C. - Complete
Of Boatmen, Bridges, and Model Ships by Zing-baby reviews
A quiet night on the Normandy gives us a glimpse of how Shepard likes to spend her free time. There are things about her only her best friend gets to see. And things about him that makes even the simplest of evenings among her most treasured memories.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Dosed by Juliette Louise reviews
In the process of apprehending Morinth, Shepard is dosed with an illicit substance. Thane is forced to trip-sit. Can he defend himself from Shepard's wandering hands for an entire evening? Does he even want to? Companion piece to "Probed".
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Reflections by UmbralTiger reviews
His squad is dead. He's holed up in a fortress with no plans of escape. Archangel doesn't have long.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Garrus V.
Keeping Watch by Ashfae reviews
Alistair is just a little obsessed. Set between the kiss and spending the night. Alistair/f!PC, details about the f!PC deliberately left vague
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Movie Night by skywalker05 reviews
"Come on, Commander, I can't believe you've never seen Firefly." Joker and FemShep enjoying Earth television leads to hat-stealing and a jealous Garrus. Shoker fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Not Against Religion by Rhia474 reviews
Early morning after Alistair's coronation, two tall individuals take a litle stroll... I am very sorry for this.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Shale, Sten - Complete
Totally Vanilla by virusq reviews
One shot. Shepard puts her stealth skills to the test to satisfy an Earthly addiction aboard the Normandy. Joker catches her in the act! FemShep/Joker.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Valentine's Day by virusq reviews
It's Valentine's Day aboard the SR2 Normandy. Saving the galaxy from Reapers is easy. Buying gifts may just well be hell. Joker/FemShep, implied Miranda/Jacob.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Masquerade by KSCrusaders reviews
A series of very short vignettes chronicling Garrus Vakarian's glimpses of the many faces of Commander Shepard, from that fateful meeting on the Presidium, to after the suicide mission. FemShep/Garrus, spoilers for ME1 and ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Demigod by impsy reviews
Joker doesn't mean to be such a gossip, but when Shepard comes back after talking to Kaidan and looks extremely upset, he can't help but try to figure out what's going on. Shepard's Loyalty Mission part 2; sequel to "Justified;" Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,309 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Seasons of Love by Holly-chan reviews
From friends to lovers, follow the relationship of Legam Amell and Leliana during their fight against the Blight and onwards. LelianaxMale!Amell. Complete. Reviews are much appreciated.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,398 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Amell, Leliana - Complete
For Your Eyes Only by LeinadDjo reviews
A series of Letters sent from Commander Shepard to his crew, new and old.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (F)
Of Steel and Stone by littleblackdog reviews
The exiled princess and the illegitimate prince— a romance between cultures, comrades, and cast-offs. A series of missing scenes. Not in chronological order, just moments in time. Rated for sexuality and some violence.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,573 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Aeducan, Alistair
The Walls have Eyes by Michelle167 reviews
Shepard and Kaidan talk 3 days after Kaidan joins the New Normandy. One-Shot Romance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F) - Complete
I Never by thinkdragonage reviews
A game of "I Never" reveals some interesting things about the companions. One shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Alistair, Cousland] Morrigan, Zevran A. - Complete
Stupid Cupid by Hermia S reviews
After a week of messages filling the terminals of the Normandy SR-2, Kelly Chambers successfully introduced the entire crew to Valentine's Day. Kelly/Garrus, Chakwas/Gardner, EDI/Joker, Ken/Gabby, Miranda/Jacob, FemShepard/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,325 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
A Friendly Chat by Kenyade reviews
Grunt and Garrus have a revealing conversation about tank imprints and the genophage.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Garrus V., U. Grunt - Complete
Doctor Patient Confidentiality by Kenyade reviews
While the Commander is away, the quarian will play. But what does a certain salarian have to say on the subject? TalixShepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Mordin S. - Complete
Zakera Ward, Midday by Hermia S reviews
The crowded streets of the Zakera Ward wasn't the ideal place for a reunion. But after their meeting on Horizon, Shepard and Kaidan weren't expecting one at all, so they make the most of it.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Last Goodbyes by RinoaTifa reviews
Set after the game has finished. A series of short character-based pieces focussed around each companion saying goodbye to their Grey Warden, a female Tabris.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Tabris, Alistair
Metaphor Trouble by Fiera Sabre reviews
**Spoilers for ME2 if you haven't played it** Shepard and Garrus must use those awkward metaphors for a whole conversation, and the reason for this thinks something is going on...Takes place after that horribly awkward conversation with Mordin.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Probed by Juliette Louise reviews
The whole crew only seems to have one thing on the brain. Since when did the Normandy become the Love Boat? Includes: smutty Hanar magazines and Drell-licking.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Chocolate and Trashy Literature: A Drabble Series by Jakia reviews
Ever wonder what it would be like if Cullen were a party member? And a romance option? Here are some dialogue options Bioware *could* have taken. Cullen/Mage PC, plus some interactions with other party members. Fun little snippets, nothing too serious.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Cullen, Amell
Set Dressing by femalegamer reviews
There are other stories going on in the background of each Origin. Climb inside the head of Jowan as he meets Lily for the first time.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Jowan
Vertigo by Volt reviews
Garrus and Shepard spend a quiet evening together with paints, as Shepard thinks about vertigo. Garrus/Shepard, Spoilers for Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Understanding by Jakia reviews
Short fic. One shot. An Apostate, a Mage of the Circle, and a conversation that should have happened. No ships. Morrigan, m!Surana. Takes place during the Broken Circle quest.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Surana, Morrigan - Complete
Once by KSCrusaders reviews
The calm just before the storm. FemShep/Garrus, minor spoilers for Mass Effect 2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Unintelligent Move by skybound2 reviews
An injured and forgetful Tabris is in need of help getting back to camp. Enter Sten.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Tabris, Sten - Complete
Urdnot Wrex: Foul Mood by Bakageta Koto reviews
When Wrex is struck with a foul mood, his crew mate's habits seem to only serve to get under his skin. Can Sheperd find him something to kill that isn't someone working on the Normandy? Short, but possibly more to come.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/19/2010 - U. Wrex - Complete
Missives by impsy reviews
Just because the Blight is over doesn't mean there aren't catastrophes to deal with. Post-game events shown in letters; Coulistair. Chapter 30 up, with 31 to come within a day or two.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,418 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Cousland, Alistair
Vigil and Memories by Lady of Lore reviews
Alistair waits beside his beloved Tibiris as she recovers from the battle with the Archdemon. He remembers times they spent together. Contains spoilers if you have not completed the game yet.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Alistair, Tabris
Demon in the Deep Roads by Wolf-Shadow's-Ghost reviews
‘We sense them, and they can sense us’, that was what she had been told, but there was so much more too it than that, as she learned all too well in the darkness of the darkspawn lair…
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Mahariel - Complete
Fifty by Blitz Chick reviews
Fifty sentences about the survivors...supposed to be Francis/Zoey
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Francis, Zoey - Complete
Respect by celestial-insanity reviews
From Sten's point of view, we learn the meaning of respect among friends and comrades.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
The Third Hero by Von reviews
A friendship one-shot in two parts. How The Hero came to be so well regarded by Hannah the Hammer.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone, Hammer - Complete
Sten's Gift by Hermia S reviews
For a woman so unused to the cold, open night air, such an offering is nothing more than the kindest of advances. Aeducan/Sten.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Aeducan, Sten - Complete
Obsession by Jakia reviews
Desire breeds madness, breeds obsession, breeds hatred. Cullen, Amell, and one man’s descent into chaos. fem!Amell/Cullen
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Amell, Cullen
Wounded Soldiers by Wolf-Shadow's-Ghost reviews
After a battle gone wrong, a wounded mabari has time to consider his equally wounded mistress and his newest, and oddest, pack.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,262 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Dog, Mahariel - Complete
Purpose by sinvraal reviews
The trouble with winning is that you have to figure out what do to next.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Shale - Complete
Priceless by Bladesworn reviews
Alistair does not like Zevran, but Zevran has some tricks up his sleeves. // The first night Zev spends with the party; Drabble, for swooping is bad weekly challenge #3.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
Of The Importance Of Relaxing by Rhia474 reviews
Tne unexpected effects of a lakeside picnic lunch with some elven wine. For the Swooping is Bad clan's weekly challenge. Immediate sequel to Of Shirts and Baskets. FemCousland/Alistair.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Tender Definitions by Zing-baby reviews
A reckless choice of words has Cahllie Tabris questioning just where she stands regarding her Antivan Crow. But the intentions of a trained assasin are not easily deciphered...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Tabris, Zevran A. - Complete
A Drink Too Far by Clover64 reviews
Alistair can't hold his booze. And neither can Bann Teagan, apparently. How do men settle their differences? Why, by a drinking contest, of course. Alistair/Fem!Cousland, implied possible Fem!Cousland/Teagan.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Thorns by impsy reviews
She felt like all she had now were the feel of swords in her hands, the weight of the armor she only removed to sleep, the smell of darkspawn blood. Cousland/Alistair; small romance conversation spoilers; oneshot
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Cousland, Alistair - Complete
Princesses by Bladesworn reviews
Arl Eamon tells him, "All women are princesses in their own way, lad. Once you realize that, it's merely a matter of what dragons they need slain."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Alistair - Complete
I Loved Her First by Ryoko Metallium reviews
REWRITTEN - A love-sick shopkeeper laments of his affection for the hero Sparrow in his journal
Fable - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone - Complete
Of Infected And Chicken Noodle by sparxXx reviews
Zoey is sick and It's getting on Francis' nerves.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Zoey, Francis - Complete
Learning a Thing or Two by Leonnie reviews
KOTOR oneshot. Mission Vao can be a challenging student, but no one knows that better than Carth Onasi.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Carth O., Mission V.
A Hundred Little Instances by Hyperbali reviews
Forbidden love and shy gestures. Lasting scars and haunting memories. Follow the lives of a turian and a commander; each moment is captured within one sentence and these hundred sentences mark one hundred different moments neither of them can forget.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,154 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Fractured Smile by Cannibalistic Skittles
Air. Harsh, cold, air, whispering against puckered skin, stealing the moisture from healing kolto. The contracting of the diaphragm. Then the acrid, air forced a pathway through to her lungs, dragging her back from the edge of sweet, nihilistic, oblivion.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009
Scuttlebutt by harpandsword reviews
Liara needs someone to talk to and the commander is not available.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Joker, Liara T'Soni - Complete
Night Music by Lutralutra reviews
Their music had no strict melody, no defined notes. But it was his only lullaby. Akatsuki, Pein-centric.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Pain/Pein - Complete
Brave Zoey by mongoose-bite reviews
Zoey is always brave, but some things are more frightening than mere zombies, and it's funny what comes of a safehouse argument. Francis's PoV. F/Z sort of. Rated for language.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Come What May by Volt reviews
Before and after the Leviathan, there is tension. But at least afterwards, everything suddenly makes more sense than when they started. Canderous/LSF!Revan
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,269 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Leaves in the Wind by Volt reviews
KOTOR I: Morale is low on the Ebon Hawk, and Revan Rafsa tries to lighten the overall mood. And more importantly, that of their resident Mandalorian. Canderous/LSF!Revan
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Iunctio by sinvraal reviews
Explorations, variations and off-camera moments from the main storyline. Shenko, multiple character POVs.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,185 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
All in a Day's Work by impsy reviews
Or, "Five injuries Shepard suffered through and one she didn't." The development of Shepard and Kaidan's relationship shown through Shepard getting wounded. Oneshot; spoilers for entire game; Shenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
KotOR: DARK DAY by Tatooine92 reviews
It's just a routine day, a routine mission, a routine mine. But things go horribly, horribly wrong... Lire Dakaar's personality belongs to me. The rest to LucasArts and BioWare. Completed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,883 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
One Of Their Moments by Onyx Panthera reviews
OneShot. A Conversation between Bao-Dur and Shaella Tavvar MFC while she's hiding from Mical.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Halo: Christmas Commandos by Auralee reviews
A little Xmas humor to kick off the season. Possibly out of character, but isn't that the point of humor? ONESHOT. Picture courtesy of TigerTank.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Faded Red Clouds by Lutralutra reviews
Pein doesn't know why he's stayed with a group as screwy and unstable as Akatsuki for this long, and why he doesn't just let go now that he's wondering. He only knows that in a weird, dysfunctional way, they're like a family.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,742 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
Parenthood by Tatooine92 reviews
Delta Squad is faced with an unlikely assignment when they find a little girl and must learn the finer tricks of parenting. I do not own them LucasArts and Karen Traviss do. Completely AU and written for simple entertainment.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
A Konoha Girls' Night by Lutralutra reviews
Five kunoichi gather to share their favourite moments of sweet romance...[InoChou, SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaTema]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,877 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by Amme Moto reviews
He hates the way she argues, She hates it when he’s there. He hates the way she’s always right. She hates that he doesn’t care. He hates her big dumb saber belt, She hates when he reads her mind. The list just keeps on going! CarthXLSFRev
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 396 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Steak, Eggs and Honor by Prisoner 24601 reviews
KoTOR Oneshot. Shortly after the escape from Taris, Canderous and Bastila have a conversation over breakfast.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Bastila S., Canderous O. - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay by firefly reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Pink Banthas by Lady Revan reviews
SW: KOTOR: Sometime during the events of KOTOR, HK47 begins acting strangely, and Revan has to figure out why... and how to get him back to normal.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
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