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Early Morning Readings by Akitsuki Akira reviews
A girl needs romance sometimes. {Day Nineteen of SasuSaku Month}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
always there by reviee reviews
Maid AU. SasuSaku. Love is sacrifice. When you love, sacrifice is easy. When you really love, sacrifice is joy. —for ssmonth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
this or that by reviee reviews
GANG AU. SasuSaku. Any youth which is not misspent is, by definition, misspent. —for ssmonth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
It Was an Accident! by Akitsuki Akira reviews
What the hell, Sasuke-teme? Are you harassing someone in your first day? {Day Eight of SasuSaku Month}
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ABC's of Life by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is known for many things. Her favorite is the jealous Sasuke mode. But this new found source of jealousy tops everything-with sprinkles and cherry on top. [sasusaku] [fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Youth in Revolt by GirlX2 reviews
Loki turns the Avengers into Toddlers. Woe unto Loki. No longer a oneshot, due to popular demand. Set post movie.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,276 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dawning by deleria reviews
After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,033 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 10/15/2004 - [Shikamaru N., Sakura H.] - Complete
Princess by Lady Icicle reviews
Sakura was Team Seven's princess. Most days, she even enjoyed it. But this was just becoming a little bit too much. Action must be taken. Team Seven X Sakura, some Others X Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Puppy Love by MikazukiDreams reviews
When little Sasuke has trouble, who does he ask? Itachi, of course! Because big brothers always give the BEST advice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seven Years of Winter by IronBell reviews
She was a normal person trying to survive the Army when she got caught up in a SHIELD experiment gone wrong. Now with the threat of another realm looming over Earth, her odd, blooming relationship with the God of Mischief doesn't seem so dangerous.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,387 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Loki - Complete
What To Expect Out Of Life by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
AU. Sasuke absolutely did not, in any way, shape, or form, want, need, or desire a wife. But within the year, he would have one. Until then, she's taking over his kitchen. SasSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,508 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dabbled: Sakura and Itachi edition by Perfect Beauty reviews
A series of one shots based on prompts centered around Itachi and Sakura.Stories include: Fluff, AU/ non-mass fics.Updates every Sunday!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Roommates by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Naruto's idea of drawing colored stones to get a roommate on Team Seven's mission sounded okay. But when Sakura drew a black stone, Sasuke's world turned upside-down. Post-canon SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,511 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
substitution by sincerelyLen reviews
The differences between the alternate and the original only made Haruno Sakura appreciate Uchiha Sasuke more, because no one could substitute him in her life, not even himself…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Little Thing Called 'Jealousy' by MikazukiDreams reviews
Who would've thought little Sasuke Uchiha could get jealous? Well, never fear; Itachi Uchiha is here!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
Fanboys by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura Haruno was totally in love with Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto and Shikamaru totally knew that. Now if only Sasuke would agree with them...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Breathless Sort of Attraction by WellHowAboutThat reviews
Every twist of her hips had Sasuke struggling to remember how to inhale and exhale. Sasusaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,296 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Our Days of Absolution by Seynee reviews
Sasuke's armchair is the ugliest piece of upholstered furniture Sakura has ever seen. — Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Assumptions by angel-death-dealer reviews
"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Lifetime It Is by Angie-san reviews
Follow up to The One. Nine months into Itachi and Sakura's fictional courtship Akatsuki make their move and Sakura's mother forces the pair into a corner, leaving Itachi no choice but to make a decision or risk losing Sakura completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Why the Akatsuki Should Never Teach Sex Ed by SilverLullabies93 reviews
Crack!Fic. When the Akatsuki decide that Team 7 needs to learn about sex, chaos is bound to ensure. Rated T for Hidan's mouth and refrences to... well read the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
200 Days of Summer by cutecrazyice reviews
It was so ironic how the one person she never wanted to see again more than anyone in the world would end up being the only person she was stuck with for…oh, let's say 365 days. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
training by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Sequel to flirt. He is intent on laying claim to her. She is not so thrilled by his possessiveness. Meanwhile, Team Seven watches on with complete bewilderment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Winning by cutecrazyice reviews
"Isn't it fun? All this gossip about Shikamaru putting the moves on Sakura – he's moving, alright. For such a lazy ass, he's moving. It's pretty impressive." Sasuke was not impressed. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Faith in Breathing by Seynee reviews
The wheel in the sky keeps on turning, and neither of them knows how to stop it. For SSM. — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,164 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Colors of a Heart by cutecrazyice reviews
They were fifteen when she first realized that the blue in Naruto's eyes were the exact color of the sky when he was happy, and the exact color of the dark ocean when he was grieving. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Let's Get Married by luvtoshi reviews
It was supposed to be a simple solution to their immediate problems. But maybe they took more than they can chew?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,760 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
On Truths and Lies by the general girl reviews
Karin just knows that she will marry Uchiha Sasuke. Then one day in walks Haruno Sakura. — AU SasuSaku, one sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The BWS Club by Wynth reviews
Mikoto knew that boys could be territorial, but she didn't realise how fun it was to watch them; and neither did anybody else. Poor Sakura. •Saku/Ita-Sasu-Bya-? / BLExNAR / Modern-verse / Oneshot•
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,919 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
it's never as hard as you think by the general girl reviews
For the first time, Sasuke will chase Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,680 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
once upon a time by the general girl reviews
Naruto drags Sakura along on his quest to rescue a princess from a tower. There was only one hitch in the plan... — SasuSaku, crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
His Wishes by sincerelyLen reviews
Uchiha Sasuke made two wishes. -SasuSaku Month-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Healing Touch by sincerelyLen reviews
It seemed, this time, their roles were reversed. -SasuSaku Month-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heavenly Maiden by firevixen73 reviews
Sakura has been asked by Kakashi for a certain favor, one involving her old classmate Sasuke Uchiha. She of course refuses but friends can be annoyingly persistent when they want to be. Honestly hasn't anyone heard of minding their own business?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,276 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hide and Seek by BlushingLotus reviews
"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Kaleidoscope Days by silver-footsteps reviews
From watching her heal the sick and throttle the living daylights out of her best friend, Itachi discovers that there's a lot more to Haruno Sakura than he expects. Non-massacre. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Distractions by dancer-me reviews
A small training accident causes Sakura to acquire an uncomfortable splinter in a difficult to access place on her own. Naruto, feeling guilty for the whole situation but ignorant of the cause, demands that he be able to help her remove it. lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Team Geisha by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Chakra depleted and exhausted, Team Seven needs a place to rest and recuperate. Why did it have to be a brothel? Are those hunter-nin coming their way? Post-Canon Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Color of Jealousy by ToxiNeena reviews
Jealousy. An ugly color that looks good on no one...well, except for maybe one Uchiha Sasuke. Somehow, he can make it work.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
two seconds away from home by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. You don't need to be extraordinary to have an extraordinary story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shades of Sunrise by mrie reviews
In which Sakura is injured and Itachi is nothing she expected. On hate and healing, anger and adoration, and how easily everything can change. – Itachi x Sakura. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,115 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Super Team Seven by Cranberry Octopus reviews
The Uchiha glowered at his pink-haired teammate. She may have looked stupid from this point but she was an evil genius, an evil genius bent on destroying the world. "Idiots." SasuSaku and Good ol' Team Seven Love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Team Seven - Complete
Physics by AmeliaFaulks reviews
No Krypton, superheroes, supervillains, or Superman. But there is a Lois and Clark.
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,776 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
fading away by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "I don't care what drugs they injected you with. You are Sakura, and you are everything I value, so I'll do everything in my power to save you—whether you want it or not."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,860 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Prince by sincerelyLen reviews
After a Disney Movie Marathon, Sakura begins to contemplate which Disney Prince better suits her taste in romanticism and if Fairytales truly exist… SPOILERS for Tangled
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Between You and Me by Ardent Ly reviews
Because everyone knows that Walking Chocolate is the best kind of chocolate out there. AU with a hint of lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the little love that could've by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. SasuSaku. And somewhere between her two year long I-no-longer-like-Uchiha-Sasuke-like-that-thankyouverymuch phase, also dubbed Denial by Ino, and a good chakra-laden fist to the face, Sasuke fell for her. Hard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Survey by cutecrazyice reviews
She has some very personal, very intimate questions. Can he take the heat? ShikaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
When they meet by sweetcherrylemonade reviews
AU/ONESHOT/ They meet at a sharpener. / "Marry me." "…eh. Close enough."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I've taken to staring by AdotD reviews
"I have a staring problem." sasusaku oneshot. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suggestive Advice by Cinma reviews
AU. Sakura gets offered homework help from all too willing classmates. Minor SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Variance by dances.with.sunflowers reviews
Life. Sasuke is back, her team is always gone, and the hospital is a grave. Sakuracentric. Updated weekly. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,192 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
fist full of glitter by Seynee reviews
She's got a fist full of glitter and you're just afraid she's gonna throw it to your face. — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ups and Downs, Turn Arounds by x-ticklemeblue reviews
She has got to be the luckiest girl in Konoha to be loved by the Uchiha. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Hearts by allurement reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Uchiha Sasuke never does anything nice unless he gets something out of it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Paperwork by Sariasprincy reviews
Sakura's tired of Itachi getting up in the middle of the night to do paperwork, so she makes a deal with him. Either he goes to bed with her or no sex for a week. Too bad her plan backfires. Complete smut. ItaSaku. Within the Messages verse, AU, Modern.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Steal by scribbles of madness reviews
AU. "Give me your phone." "Wouldn't you rather have sex instead?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blame It On Kakashi by XxGoddess AthenaxX reviews
It was all Kakashi's fault for opening his mouth and getting her into this situation with a very horny Uchiha. SasuSaku Oneshot. For Sakura's Birthday
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Color of my Nails by Kazerith reviews
Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,669 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Seventh Sense by Zelha reviews
Who said that Shikamaru didn’t know how to devise a naughty plot to fulfill his own fantasies? ShikaSaku abduction fantasy smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
A Perfect Score by sasusaku779 reviews
Contestant Number 7: Nerdy Sakura! Play the game to win a date with the Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Team Seven by hitori.no.boku reviews
They were never meant to be. And everyone knew it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Team Seven, Naruto U. - Complete
Librarian by thebestdamnthings reviews
Because it’s only polite to return what you borrowed. AU. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
mine by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. Sakura gets territorial. Over a chair. Seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Age of Innocence by coconutmandarin reviews
“Tell me, Miss Haruno, have you ever been with a man?” And so begins her sexual awakening in the name of art.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 108 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Out of Tune by rawrchelle reviews
Sasuke/Sakura. AU. Like a spell, he spiraled into one of his own cliché romances.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,688 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Centerpiece by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,015 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Somnolence by Aria Illusine reviews
AU Non-Mass ItaSaku “Enough,” he said quietly, effectively silencing the other two. “I will clear up this argument between the two of you. Neither of you will use the room; I will stay with Sakura-san tonight." ANBU Trainee Sakura fic #1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2088 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 107 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Oneirophrenia by Zelha reviews
Something is disturbing Itachi’s dreams. Something pink-haired, emerald-eyed and oh so sinfully sexy. AU kinky ItaSaku smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,730 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bibliophilia by Zelha reviews
In which Sakura learns that not only you can find books in the old Uchiha library. AU ItaSaku kinky smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Talk of the Town by Ardent Ly reviews
There’s a new game show in town and luckily, Kakashi has managed to find eight suckers –um, eight willing contestants to go along for the ride! Let’s see how well these couples know each other, shall we? Extremely suggestive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Miss Vanity by Neon Genesis reviews
Chicago!verse. "Sasuke!" I wail. Leap into action, dammit. Leap! "Don't let him eat me! Do something gangster-like! Isn't that what you get paid for!" Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Me and My Gangster by Neon Genesis reviews
Let me tell you something, kids. There is no drug, not one in the world that can get you as high as walking down the streets of Chicago, holding hands with your sexy gangster boyfriend. Sequel to Chicago. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chicago by Neon Genesis reviews
When you ride the same subway every day at 4 A.M., you start to notice the same people. For example, I became nodding acquaintances with the very pretty gangster sitting four seats down from me. Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fairytale Real Estate by Neon Genesis reviews
Ino points a manicured finger at him. "That," she says, in a tone of smug satisfaction, "is Uchiha Sasuke. Your date. Am I a great friend or what?" Alternate Universe. Sasuke x Sakura. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teammate Turned Lover by Logical-Lust reviews
After witnessing Naruto in the act, Sakura finds herself wishing she was the one bending over Naruto's kitchen table. Sweet one shot with a plot. Smut/Lemon s . Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,847 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anytime by Kazerith reviews
one-shot/After being caught having a rather embarassing conversation with her friends by Shikamaru, the lazy genius offers her a rather indecent proposal she can't dismiss and then some.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Better Uchiha by ronny-of-yore reviews
Konoha General’s best pediatrician just got dumped, because she was told she’s too engrossed in her work. To show otherwise, she decides to paint the town red. In doing so, she meets the man of her dreams. The problem is, he's her ex's brother. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 68 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Keep It Clean by grandlarseny reviews
Team 7 goes undercover for a mission, but Sasuke struggles to maintain professionalism when Sakura looks like...THAT. Sexyfuntimes with SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wicked touch by Gentlewatersoul reviews
Sakura has to fight against Neji! Now that's just not fair. hhmm what could she use to defeat him. I know! He is after all, just a teenage boy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,717 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 4,235 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Snake in the Tent by Ardent Ly reviews
It wasn’t a problem until Sasuke realized she didn’t sleep with a bra on. One-shot. Suggestive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lady Thief by Lady Kaliska reviews
Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,928 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Babysitter by UchihaSakura4 reviews
Sakura messes up a jutsu and the result leaves her in her 4 year old body. When Tsunade is too busy to help her, she entrusts Sakura with an excellent babysitter for the night: Sasuke. Wait, what? SasuSaku. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Strawberry Wine by x.Kaze-chan reviews
Her scent and smile plagued his every thought, wreaked havoc upon his senses, and left him speechless. He would be a fool for falling in love with her, for she was hopelessly in love with his brother. But nothing stopped him from being a fool. //SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Glasses by sillyangelxo reviews
•ONESHOT• SasuSaku. …Because Sakura had to admit, guys with glasses look rather sexy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Star Power by Lady Silvamord reviews
In which Sakura and Itachi have to work on the same side in order to crash a Halloween party. While dressed up as Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask. Kisame is amused. Itachi and Sakura? Not so much.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,138 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Redefine Typical by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It took Sakura four meetings to ask for Sasuke's name, and only one to tell him not to fall for her. It took Sasuke one meeting to realize Sakura was very likely insane, and four for him to decide that that was okay. SasuSaku. Oneshot. For Anne.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Idiot Syndrome by asteriskjam reviews
Konoha’s four beloved geniuses were not necessarily hardworking or sociable or humble or patient. But kami, weren’t they supposed to be brilliant? :SasuSaku, NejiSaku: :Shikamaru, Sakura friendship:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
Anatomy Test by sasusaku779 reviews
Sakura learned her anatomy in a most sensual manner, how does she fare on the test? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
say anything by the blanket reviews
AU. ONESHOT. SasuSaku. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. But sometimes radios help, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ribbon redux by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Thanks to the diligent efforts of a pair of goons, she had somehow ended up as a birthday gift...to the devil himself. A most sensual, seductive...drunk devil. And she had stupidly went and made a deal with him, too. This does not bode well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Contentious Heart by elle6778 reviews
This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 277,720 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Master of the Zanbatous by pudgypudge reviews
After defeating the Akatsuki and losing his sensei, Naruto is given the responsibility of being the Toad Sage. On his way from the battlefield he acquires two familiar swords that wish for him to become their master. And is Sakura falling for the blonde?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,130 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seeking Forever by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. It's not stalking. Really, it isn't. It's merely observing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
unwritten by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So there's something I've always wanted to say to you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Screw the Rules! by Angelsorceress reviews
Because they were Sasuke and Sakura. And because it is a known fact that rules were meant to be broken. AU ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Infatuation by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku AU ONESHOT. A story that we can all relate to involving a Sakura who's unhealthily infatuated with something and a Sasuke who's incredibly pissed off and dare I say, jealous.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Keep Breathing by iMissa reviews
“Hey, Sasuke,” Sakura mused, “you know, your butt is really big. It’s kind of like your ego.” SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Course of True Love by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,246 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
It Ain't Spying by cutecrazyice reviews
She asked if he liked her. He said no. So why was she suddenly skipping happily? And why the heck was he suddenly wishing he should have just kept his mouth shut? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Chance by elle6778 reviews
Sakura discovers just how different it is to go on a mission led by Uchiha Itachi. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Safeguard by MintiNeko reviews
Sasuke's first kiss was with Naruto. Sakura's first kiss was also with one of the same sex. Surprisingly, she didn't mind too much. After all, under jutsu or not, it's still Sasuke. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cover Girl by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blessings by MintiNeko reviews
On the day of Sakura and Sasuke's wedding, many of the attendants come from the afterlife to bear witness. Not all of them, however, are from the groom's side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Switched by SageLeaf reviews
What if the royal son and a peasant girl are “accidentally” switched at birth? And what if they eventually fell in love? AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,506 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking the Rules by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. I don't love you anymore, and this is not a love letter, she says. Sasuke refuses to believe it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deal by frumpyrox reviews
“Look inside the bud.” He whispered. She released him from her embrace and curiously pried open the pink petals. Suddenly she gasped and placed a hand over her mouth in shock as her eyes widened. --Valentine's Day-- --SasuSaku--
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ultimate ANBU Test by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Puzzled Proposal by MintiNeko reviews
Sometimes I really hate Sasukekun. A ring for my birthday? A puzzle ring? With a message I can't read until I solve it? Come on!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
tossing a coin by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Prequel to thunderstorm. Sakura goes to work one day and has to deal with a most unexpected patient.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snap! by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
It was a day that would live on forever in the minds of the ninja of Konoha: The day Sakura FINALLY lost her patience with Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
and this is where we start by the blanket reviews
Gift!fic for Ailey. SasuSaku. A series of sort—of love letters between Sasuke—Demon Spawn—and Sakura—the Kleptomaniac Shrew. Every relationship needs a beginning, and it's not love, if there's no hate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
silk kimono by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. AU. They were never supposed to meet. She had always been oblivious and wary of the opposite sex, he simply would not take no for an answer. This Christmas holidays was going to be something neither would forget.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,164 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Invitation by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Yo! This is Uchiha Sasuke. I'm inviting all of you to come and watch behind the bushes as I commemorate my birthday celebration. [sasusaku][slightly crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Behind the Big Screen by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
As Sakura watches the audience in the darkness of the theater, she envied them, that they could believe it was for real even for just a few hours. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Thorn Bush by UnderTheSkyy reviews
Team Hebi takes the term 'Peeping Tom' to a whole new level. Finally, their big boy Sasuke is growing up and becoming a man, but this time they're gonna see first hand just how much of a 'man' he actually is. Crack, Oneshot, Sasuke&Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shipping Wars by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke's Dictionary by puRpLebLuSh017 reviews
Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aficionado by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TheCherryOnTop by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,924 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tainted by WeLcOmE2pArAdIsE reviews
His fingers never relent in grip, and her tears spill over as the room whispers to her, loathing, accusing: “Tainted little cherry blossom.” [SasuSaku][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,928 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
frozen watermelons by arabesque05 reviews
In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Belly of the Snake by MintiNeko reviews
In Hebi, the dynamics are simple. With the addition of Sakura to the team, however, it gets a little more complicated. SasuSaku, slight SuiKa.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Glow by precarious mind reviews
[AU. ONESHOT. SAKURA'S POINT OF VIEW.] I'm in love with my waiter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Healing Hands by voicelord reviews
So Sakura succeeded in earning the acceptance of an extremely stubborn Hyuuga Clan Lord, but how does all of this fit into her relationship with his handsome nephew? Neji x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,520 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Magnetic Attractions by Infatuated-Simplicity reviews
Tsunade decides that Sakura has been single for far too long. With the help of a jutsu, can Tsunade shove her apprentice in the right direction for love and hopefully a couple of adorable grandkids? NejiXSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,598 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Bath Time by randomteenager reviews
At 18 years old, Sasuke and Sakura had been dating for weeks now, and Sasuke thinks it’s time for the next step. What does he do? He tries to coax Sakura to take a bath with him! [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tact and Respect by mybabu reviews
Just a light hearted one shot. Sakura is bored, Naruto is lonely and Sasuke is a smartass. “And talk in full sentences, dobe,” added Sasuke, smirking, “she won’t understand ‘Ug Ug.’ ”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Movie Script by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Sakura thinks that their lives would make a great movie. In fact, she's already written the script...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
A Series of Annoyances by Silver Sister reviews
When she was beside him she annoyed him to the point he couldn’t think straight, and when she was gone, the lack of her annoyed him... She was an aggravation. [Oneshot. SasuSaku. Limey.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Longest Month Ever by KrAzI JaY reviews
All couples in Konoha are ordered to attend couples therapy, Sex therapy. How will Sasuke and Sakura take the advice that the ‘doctor’ gives them?And how the hell are they going to survive an enitire month of it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,314 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seduce My Wife! by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
I think the title speaks for itself, don't you? NaruSaku, SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,830 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Family Thing by desolate butterfly reviews
AU, SasuSaku, ItaSasu crack What if Itachi never killed his clan? Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Contrary to Popular Belief by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Haruno Sakura has never loved Uchiha Sasuke before the instant he whispers thank you. Uchiha Sasuke has loved Haruno Sakura ever since the instant he first lays eyes on her when he is 5yearsold.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
An Issue of Competition by asteriskjam reviews
[SasuSaku][OneShot] Sakura's first kiss had been accidental, stolen by some other man. Jealous!Boyfriend Sasuke finds an unorthodox way to make up for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Capitulate by arabesque05 reviews
You watch her, careful that she never sees, never realizes, never hopes for anything more than cold disdain. Maybe you’re a sadist. Or a masochist. Or just stupid. But still she smiles, breathtaking and beautiful. And for you. [SasuSaku] [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Art of Seduction by twitch and spaz reviews
To pass her jounin exam, Sakura must seduce the cold Hyuga Neji! Will she pass or fail? NejiSaku, ShikaIno, NaruHina One shot, possible mult. chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,060 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Cold Hands, Warm Heart by desolate butterfly reviews
[Team Seven Centric] In which Team Seven is caught in a blizzard and Sasuke learns to accept a bit of affection.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Next Contestant by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 151 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I'll Tell You Mine If You Tell Me Yours by brezoflower reviews
SasuSaku Tonight, it's both jealousy and honesty on the dance floor. What else can you expect from a party hosted by Jiraiya? Seems like they both have secrets...Oneshot, SasuSaku, slight ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
What I Want For Christmas by Yummei of the Dream reviews
SasuSaku. Crack oneshot. And she enters, and her seductive innocence floors him so. And she's wearing nothing but a twoply tissue paper dress and ankle socks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 330 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
31 Days Hath December by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
FINISHED, SasuSaku, AU, At Konoha Inc. everyone is a big happy family, and Kakashi's new assistant Sakura is trying to believe it, when she has to deal with a crazy boss, and coworkers that range from petulent to infatuated, her world couldn't seem worse
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,973 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bastard by Tenshi no Hana-chan reviews
Sasusaku. Sakura has to come to terms with the Uchiha bastard. 'Why would he ask ME to train with him if he thinks I'm annoying and weak in the first place? Bastard. Bastard. BASTARD.' Slightly crack. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Jealous Thoughts, Denial Ideas by BlackBelt reviews
rewritten OOCness: Sasuke's only reason in following Sakura is for her protection because she has been getting a lot of attention from boys. It's not like he cares and it's not like he's jealous. Nope. So what if he wants to bash any guy's skull in who comes near her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete