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Joined 12-27-09, id: 2193063, Profile Updated: 01-03-13
Author has written 16 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Who am I?

Hello! I'm to be found under the name Ratsister, whether here, Deviant Art, YouTube, Tumblr, or livejournal. (Though I am almost never on lj)

I am a graduate student in psychology, I have a tendency to overwork myself and not sleep that much, so occasionally you may have to wait a while between updates. (like, a really long time.) However, due to my slightly obsessive, ambitious nature you can rest assured that I'll finish any fic I start.

Aside from school and all that it entails, I am working on some original pieces of fiction, two novels, a novella, and a short story. Writing fan fiction is a huge help for me, a place to practice and try out ideas, and hopefully continue to become a better writer.

Language

Я взял некоторые классы в Русский, и продолжают практиковать так часто, как умеет. Я думаю, что русский является великолепным языком, поэтому для любых русско-спикера, которые приходят на мои письма, и эту анкету: конечно, пожалуйста, дайте мне знать, если я сделал любые неточности, так как он не является моим родным языком, хотя я стремлюсь одного день будет лучше. Я читать и писать гораздо лучше, чем я говорить на русском. _

Спасибо за чтение моего короткого (и мой не столь короткий), рассказы! Я вас всех люблю, и я надеюсь, что вы видеть свою признательность за ваш красивый язык. Я всегда буду обучения.
Спасибо, мои дорогие читатели!

Ich beabsichtige, mein Psychologie-Abschluss in Deutschland zu beenden, und so ich jetzt lernen in der Sprache von ein tutor. Ich bewundere die deutsche Sprache und finde es eine sehr schöne Sprache. Mein Ziel ist to bekomme fließend, wenn Sie ein deutscher Sprecher sind, sagen Sie mir bitte, wenn ich einen Fehler mache. Danke für das Lesen meiner Geschichten! Ich liebe dich alle und ich hoffe, Sie sehen, meine Wertschätzung für Ihre schöne Sprache. Ich werde immer lernen werden. Vielen Dank, mein geliebter Leser!


What do I have coming up in the future?


Its Just Business 2: In Sicilia. All I can tell you for now is that it will take place all over the world, in 1925, and that, like IJB, you should prepare yourself for the fact that no one is immortal.

Love and Poison: When Ludwig leaves Feliciana after a fight, she knows he'll return soon... or he never will. Based on the old tales of the strega (Italian witches) using an untracable poison in thier lover's food which causes the body to become reliant, meaning no one leaves a strega woman. 3 parts, Unknown rating as of yet. GerIta (Fem!Italy) Spamano (Fem!S. Italy) Basically, some badass sisters.

...there may be something like 'In the Shadows of the Black Forest' for Rusame...we'll see. Maybe something in the Shadows of the Russian Tiaga or the Ural Mountains, or the Voices in the Wind of the Steppe...time is all I need to make my love of Russian folk and fairytale into fics!


I, Ratsister, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

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Reviews keep the fanfic world going! Join me! Sigh, alas there are many stories on my list of 'to be finished' I just have a very long 'read later' list. But I'll get back to it - oh if only there were more time in the day!

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When Love and Hate Collide by RZZMG reviews
During sixth year, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy are compelled by an ancient & powerful destiny to be together, but will their feelings for each other be enough to save Draco from the taint of his Dark Mark & his evil alter-ego, "Malfoy"? What happens when love and hate collide? Rev. 1 was a DRAMIONE AWARD WINNER in 4 categories! Rev. 2 underway-see profile for details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 195,994 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Clinging by XxFuyukaina-BakaxX reviews
AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 230,514 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Pirates Can't Love by FlashFire44 reviews
Alfred Jones is the son a of a rich business man in Boston, but a horrible twist of fate leads him into the hands of one of Europe most infamous pirates, Captain Arthur Kirkland. It's hard to fight against someone you've fallen for, but pirates can't love
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,721 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - England/Britain, America
Let The Battles Begin! by AEonVicious reviews
Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,104 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia
The Rival North by AbbyGreenEyes reviews
It's 1963 at the height of the Cold War. Matthew and Alfred have been in a secret relationship for a few decades. When Ivan kidnaps his lover it falls to Matthew to infiltrate enemy territory and rescue Alfred. Full summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,375 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Canada, America
The Day of My Daughter's Wedding by FanSlewFantasy reviews
AU. Feliciano is marrying the son of a powerful family, and this means Lovino is left to reflect on a lover he had lost to the arms of betrayal and the walls of family and obligation. Yaoi, AntonioxLovi, Dl;DR A little long but worth it I hope. :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,036 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/8/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Kryptonite by AbbyGreenEyes reviews
When Alfred F. Jones's ridiculous attempts to seduce his northern brother finally succeed. He expected a Superman/Lois Lane kind of situation. Boy was he surprised. Can/Us.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,068 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
The Companion by Ahmerst reviews
Having had all his little buddies stripped from him after the fall of the USSR, Russia is all kinds of lonely. He rectifies the situation by kidnapping America for company. Eventual Rus/Ame. Also, there's no torture or super psycho Russia in this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 139,556 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Russia, America
You and I will Fall in Love by Shatterdoll reviews
Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 197,425 - Reviews: 2851 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
I'm Not Loving It by Green Sprout reviews
Russiamerica, read the warnings. From a simple trip on escaping the heat, America gets way over his head when Ivan decides that the nation is his new 'lover.' Every freaking chapter is a lemon and there are too many kinks to mention!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,469 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - America, Russia
Mix by againstscout reviews
Alfred Jones was a loud and friendly college student who worked part time as a cashier. Ivan Braginski was a quiet and intimidating well-known businessman from the Russian Federation. A silly little fling wouldn't cause much harm, would it? RusAme, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,847 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Russia, America
A Crack in the Looking Glass by Drovenich reviews
England accidentally sends Germany to a parallel world. A world ruled by Russia with a iron fist. GerIta and Russia x Italy brothers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,554 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Groceries by ZoosWho reviews
A shopping trip in which Germany gets nothing on his list. Drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Bratva by ArixaBell reviews
AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,413 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Nocturnal Germany by Sir H. Sol-Solis reviews
Ludwig awakens, and is confronted with a severe longing for the man with whom he shares his counterpane, Veneciano. He is ashamed of his ensuing actions. Reviews make me :D! GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Contract by ai-08 reviews
Thinking back on it, rear-ending a member of the Russian mafia's car was probably not the best idea Alfred has ever had. AU, Ivan/Alfred, Underage!Al
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,091 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - America, Russia
5 Historical Events Amy Kissed the Doctor During by misscam reviews
If you asked the Doctor and you have, as you are reading this , he never initiated anything, never took any action that might lead to a predictable reaction, never sought companions and always just stumbled across them. Accidental. Always. Every time.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Chocolate Dilemma by Shatterdoll reviews
For years Valentine's Day has been a nightmare for England, who has in the most roundabout way possible tried to show America how much he cares. A heart shaped box of chocolates might just put an end to that. UKxUS, M for very saucy content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Hero's Last Quest by Misha reviews
Just before dying, Lír makes one last quest to find the one he has never forgotten.
Last Unicorn - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2001 - Complete
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Art Also Screams reviews
GerIta AU Set in 1933. Ludwig and Feliciano are both art students who meet in the summer of '33 in Berlin. This is the story of a whirlwind romance in a time of global tension. What will happen when the summer ends? Rated M. Other pairings: LietPol, RusAme, AusHun, maybe more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
It's Just Business reviews
1920 Chicago. The Mafioso & devoted Capo v. the U.S Agent, the Bolshevik soldier, & a complex world of enemies & family. The only thing certain in a world of violence & crime: not everyone will come out alive. Ger/Ita, Rus/Ame, Pru/Can. AU, Human names
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 293,784 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Trick or Treat reviews
RusAme. Sequal to 'Ivan Kupala Day or the Search for the Fern Flower'. Russia celebrates Halloween with America. Rated M. More summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,818 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Russia, America
Conflict of Faith reviews
A young catholic assassin and a protestant reformer. What's Feliciano to do when the choice is to obey the pope or his heart; is love really a greater sin than murder? Ger/Ita, Spamano. AU, Human names. M for sex, violence, inquisition!Spain more inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Potato Gnocchi reviews
America drunkenly stumbles into England's room of magical artifacts and causes a lot of international issues; particularly for Germany & Italy. Human and Country names used, Rated M to be on the safe side for now. Mpreg. GerIta, just a bit of AmeCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,611 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Steamy reviews
A CanPru hot-little-fic for Arichu. AU. Steamy fun times in the locker room after hockey player Mathew has just won a game. Will be a two-parter. Very much rated M.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Canada, Prussia
In the Shadows of the Black Forest reviews
A series of Ger/Ita fairytales. Each chapter another tale, adapted from the original German tales for Ludwig and his Feliciano. Magic, Tragedy, Danger, Elves, Dwarves, Witches and True Love. Human names. Clearly AU. Ger/Ita.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
For Your Eyes Only reviews
1953. The Height of McCarthyism. A strange letter, one America cannot seem to ignore. What does it mean, and what will the consequences be if he acts on the compelling influence of his heart? RusAme, Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
The Bear Who Talked: A PruCan Fairytale
Short Fairytale adaptation for PruCan from the original Grimm's tale, "The Bear Who Talked" A young prince travelling from afar comes upon a cave and those who dwell within: An eccentric man with a bird and a bear.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Talk Soviet to Me Daddyo reviews
America comes home to find his Russian lover a little playfully reminiscent. Totally shameless smut. Drabble for XxDamnedForeverxX, Rated M, RusAme, One Shot, Human and Country names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Guten Tag Professor Williams reviews
Mathew the history professor, Gilbert the bartender. 1921. Drabble for GreyPezzola. More detailed summery inside. Related to main fic: Its Just Business. Pru/Can AU human names used, rated T for some fun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Master of the Winds reviews
British & French Empires along with Colony America travel a vast unknown land. To end an unnatural blizzard, each seek out the Master of the winds, Russia. Will the colony manage to succeed where the empires fail? What if he does? Human and country names
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
Clever Alfred reviews
Adaptation of a Grimm Brother's folk tale for Canada and America. Alfred just wants to tell Mathew how he feels, somehow things keep going wrong. France and England and their very different parenting styles play a part. Fluff, AU, Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Ivan Kupala Day or The Search for the Fern Flower reviews
What happens on the most magical night of midsummer when America begrudgingly agrees to celebrate the holiday of Ivan Kupala with Russia? Feasting, Dancing, Bonfires, Magic, Exploration in the Russian Forest. Human & Country names used. Rus/Ame
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,836 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Going Down and Looking Up reviews
Companion backstory for Ivan and Alfred accompanies my full fic 'Its Just Business' WW1. 1917. The American pilot crashlands into the Russian captain's life. How the two met before they became the Bolshevik & the Agent. Rus/Ame. Human names, AU 1-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
The Mafia and the Militär reviews
companion backstory for Feliciano and Ludwig that accompanies my full fic: Its Just Business. This is the story of how the made man and the soldier met, how Feliciano became the Mafioso, and Ludwig his devoted Capo. 1917. AU Ger/Ita human names. one shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete