After two years of my old bio, it has been made to me just how cheesy it was -grins- so, I offer you a brand new profile! (er, updated again (finally!) 2008).
I’ve been into HP fanfiction for almost six (um, try eight) years now, and the only reason my account is dated 2002 is because my first one was wiped tear I miss it still.
Mainly, if you are here it’s probably because I’ve reviewed your fic, and probably loved it. In all the years I’ve been into the fandom thing, I’ve only ever left four truely negative reviews-- so you know they had to be bad. It’s when people start spelling main characters names wrong that I kick up a fuss. Spell "Potter" Pooter, or "Arthur" Author and I will stab you in the eye with a pencil. There is no excuse for that.
Now for something a bit more traditional.
Name: Coconut~Ice. Why? Not because of the fudge, didn’t know that existed until years after I’d been using that use name… er, if you really need a reason, it’s because… actually, there isn’t one.
From… UK , Surrey , and no, there isn’t really a Privet Drive, trust me, I’ve looked. Though I do live in a private road, which I like to pretend is almost the same thing.
Don’t bother reading anything I’ve written, if I’ve posted it, its crap. In total, I’ve posted around 9 stories on this site over the years. Left them up for a while then wondered why on Earth I wrote them in the first place, then took them down. Simple, I like to read more then anything- -sad, sad little existence that keeps me very happy. Do, however, check out my favourites lists. '08 edit! Now I've taken down everything I've written. Meep! I doubt it'll be going up again. If you really want to read stuff by my I post on this site as FantasticFartingFerret where I have two very small, very crapy oneshots up. I can be found as that name at some other sites too.
Mainly I’m a slash fan, but honestly, it is the story line I’m more interested in then anything, which is why most of the fics on my favourites list tends to be het couples, boring, but the story line revolving around them can’t be beaten.
In brief: mad slasher fan who has wasted the last six (gah, seven now!) years in front of the computer. No, really that's about it.