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Joined 05-26-02, id: 219335, Profile Updated: 08-26-08

After two years of my old bio, it has been made to me just how cheesy it was -grins- so, I offer you a brand new profile! (er, updated again (finally!) 2008).

I’ve been into HP fanfiction for almost six (um, try eight) years now, and the only reason my account is dated 2002 is because my first one was wiped tear I miss it still.

Mainly, if you are here it’s probably because I’ve reviewed your fic, and probably loved it. In all the years I’ve been into the fandom thing, I’ve only ever left four truely negative reviews-- so you know they had to be bad. It’s when people start spelling main characters names wrong that I kick up a fuss. Spell "Potter" Pooter, or "Arthur" Author and I will stab you in the eye with a pencil. There is no excuse for that.

Now for something a bit more traditional.

Name: Coconut~Ice. Why? Not because of the fudge, didn’t know that existed until years after I’d been using that use name… er, if you really need a reason, it’s because… actually, there isn’t one.

From… UK , Surrey , and no, there isn’t really a Privet Drive, trust me, I’ve looked. Though I do live in a private road, which I like to pretend is almost the same thing.

Don’t bother reading anything I’ve written, if I’ve posted it, its crap. In total, I’ve posted around 9 stories on this site over the years. Left them up for a while then wondered why on Earth I wrote them in the first place, then took them down. Simple, I like to read more then anything- -sad, sad little existence that keeps me very happy. Do, however, check out my favourites lists. '08 edit! Now I've taken down everything I've written. Meep! I doubt it'll be going up again. If you really want to read stuff by my I post on this site as FantasticFartingFerret where I have two very small, very crapy oneshots up. I can be found as that name at some other sites too.

Mainly I’m a slash fan, but honestly, it is the story line I’m more interested in then anything, which is why most of the fics on my favourites list tends to be het couples, boring, but the story line revolving around them can’t be beaten.

In brief: mad slasher fan who has wasted the last six (gah, seven now!) years in front of the computer. No, really that's about it.

Yahoo: Britishbitch22

MSN: shadow_eater62@hotmail.com

Gmail: star.shiney@gmail.com

AIM: DontShootStar

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Kids These Days by Schyzotypal X reviews
Hazing!Verse 11: The Avengers are turned into kids by a soft-science de-aging serum, silliness ensues. -Tinyvengers! Crack-
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Nick F., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Coiners' Paper Trail by oliver.snape reviews
The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape's application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,017 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Qye by Shades reviews
PreOotp, Slash. Fifth Year has arrived for Harry Potter and he's ready for the usual things like Ron and Hermione's fights and Voldemort at the end. He's not ready for the DADA teacher and the changes she'll bring.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,862 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 5,274 - Follows: 557 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
A Twist In Time by Tiger Lantern reviews
Harry's spontaneous, firewhiskyfueled dive into a Pensieve causes him to discover several kisses that he doesn't remember. Reviews gladly welcomed, critics please be specific so I can improve. Spoilers for DH especially. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 4,192 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Year's Temptation by Lomonaaeren reviews
DMHP slash, post War, post Hogwarts. Draco isn't pleased to discover he's a Veela at twenty four, especially since both he and Harry are married to other people. Harry proposes a compromise that might work, or might make things monumentally worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,448 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Circumstance by Libellule reviews
Snape’s position as a spy is compromised when Harry’s life is threatened. The beginnings of a journey together. NOT HBP COMPLIANT ch27 quote: Snape studied him seriously, his black eyes searching Harry’s green ones before saying, “I can do all those thi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,669 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
A Proper Place for All Things by The Rebellious Observer reviews
“Ron Weasley’s big, broad hand on Harry Potter’s slender back makes Draco grip his butterknife like he wants to stab something. Someone. Ron Weasley.” Onesided DH. Bottom!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Revolution by GreenGecko reviews
Sequel to Resonance. Harry continues his Auror training and begins a journey of mastering his unusual and growing powers. Harry, with the help of his adoptive father, is finally making his own way, but fate and prophecy are never completely absent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 397,328 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Aren't Little Girls Made of Sugar and Spice? by Jagged Epiphany reviews
Tired of the cliched and overused couples? Then this story is for you! Post-Hog. Alicia Spinnet is tired of the twins setting her up till they set her up with...Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,014 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Harry P., Alicia S.
Teenage Kicks by Solstice Muse reviews
The story of the night Bill Weasley was left in charge at the Burrow and everything that can possibly go wrong for a 13 year old wizard babysitting six siblings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,873 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/22/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Bill W., Ron W. - Complete
Wish by Juniper James reviews
Playboy Artistocrat, Draco Malfoy has found an angel Harry in his backyard, as thanks for rescuing it he gets one wish, but what does a man who has everything wish for? DMHP slash, based on CLAMP's Wish AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,857 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
All I Crave is a Normal Life by cazgirl reviews
R for later chapters. (HarSev) Harry has defeated Voldemort at great personal loss and has fled the wizarding world. Circumstances force him to return and he must face all that he left behind, including his greatest enemy - and his greatest fear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 216,632 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Broken Wands by kerryblaze reviews
AU! A future cookie has been added! This story contains SLASH Harry and Ron! The war is over. Harry and Ron have settled into their life together when they decide to get involved with one of Hermione's new causes. Same sex marriage!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,425 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Old Faces, New Tricks by Jagged Epiphany reviews
COMPLETE! The epic fic starring Fred, George, Lee, Angelina, Alicia and Katie! As the story now draws to a close, the group is faced with one crisis after another. Who will pull through and who will fall apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 299,278 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 3/12/2002 - George W., Alicia S. - Complete
Le Petit Chat by A-Spirit reviews
COMPLETE! AU. SSHP. The Spy who became an Artist. The Child who needed a home. The Recluse who became a Teacher and the Boy who saved the world. Sometimes, age is just a number and love can never be wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4590 - Favs: 3,868 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You're a Wizard, Harry by shedoc reviews
Voldemort has been dead for ten years. Where are they all now? RonHarry (complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,056 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Demon Knights by Potter-Pikachu reviews
AU:5th, What do you get when you have half Demons with an attitude, a powerful young boy with a fixed destiny, two aliens who prepare for a Prophecy, two boy crazy girls, sword fighting and elemental magic? Harry Potter's darkest year yet! Read and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 296,032 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Above Average by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Harry Potter was just an average kid. HD Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Damn Tornados by Mad Maudlin reviews
Ron Weasley has no life. Draco Malfoy is dead. And the Chudley Cannons are on the losing streak of the century. Draco makes Ron an offer he can't refuse, but when Ron starts having second thoughts, Malfoy will go to any lengths to make sure his plans aren
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,928 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
On the Edge by Pickled Rellish reviews
Post-OotP. After the events in the Department of Mysteries, Harry could be found sinking further and further into depression. And it only took one careless comment to finally push The-Boy-Who-Lived over the edge. Suicide fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Yorkshire Puddings by Karina4 reviews
Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 83 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Malfoy Ambition by Goddess Blue reviews
WIP. HD slash. Deep within the Malfoy Gringott's vault lies an heirloom that's about to cause Draco a lot of trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,858 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Milk Is My Sugar by Michael Serpent reviews
My Veela twist... HD. Harry does something very stupid and ends up protecting Malfoy from the lust-crazed fellow students. He also decides to help the ranting and paranoid Malfoy to find his mate. Warning: This story is completely crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
If The Fates Allow by AgiVega reviews
Ginny has been forced to marry Draco, but her heart still belongs to Harry. Will she ever break free from this unwanted marriage? Will Harry help her? Join them on their odyssey through despair and hope, faith and love, amidst Voldemort's machinations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 234,787 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Wacky Wednesday by Dakota Reynolds reviews
Harry’s diversion walked through the room and planted itself in his lap. Its name was Draco Malfoy. Cue raunchy music. HPDM Warning: Very much slash, very much rated R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,428 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Breakable by BelleMalFoi reviews
At first, I never touched him…I was too afraid to. But Vernon opened my eyes to what he was capable of, and I knew I had to defend myself…at all costs! I just never thought it would all end so badly. PG-13 just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Harry P., Harry P.
Family Life by P.A.R reviews
Revision of Chapter 49. What if Harry got the one thing he wanted most in life? A family. But things don't turn out to be quite as he imagined they would be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 136,323 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Complete
Happy Days in Hell by enahma reviews
First part of the complete HDH trilogy. Post GoF. A tale about a captivity which brings two unlikely persons closer - much closer. Not a slash story. Currently re-edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,585 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts a tale: Harry's final year by TeleriMaiden reviews
Ron and Hermione are now dating, very well meaning Harry is in a limbo... and alone... but isn't being alone better than being attracted to a witch who hates magic? Matters of the heart, who doths understands... includes SSMM pairing... [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 71,003 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of Light by Dragon Phoenix reviews
CHAPTER 17 IS HERE! Harry under goes an intereseting transformation into his 'true' form. Filled with new powers, animagi, time travel, an ancient race, and Atlantis. Is Harry one of them? A little HHr. PLEASE R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 147,007 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Harry P.
A Single Choice by Silver IceWind reviews
[possible slash] What happens if one decision changed everything? That terrible night in Godric's Hollow... what if Lucius was the one to take Harry home instead of the Dursleys? Decide to raise him with Narcissa? Destinys change... but for the better?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,587 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Welcome to the Real World by IamtheLizardQueen reviews
A Harry/Draco romance, set post-Hogwart's in muggle London. Includes red mittens, linoleum, witty retorts, angst, love, dance clubs, strange friends, cooking shows, and coffee not necessarily in that order !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 124,521 - Reviews: 2065 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Miss Hogwarts by JennaMae reviews
When the prefects hold a one-of-its-kind beauty pageant, the students are all up for it. But will the reluctant Gryffindor contestant pull HIS act off perfectly? (EPILOGUE UP; COMPLETED!!!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,854 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1780 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Not All Scars are Visible by Elspeth1 reviews
Synopsis: 5th year at Hogwarts. Remus Lupin returns to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, bringing his dog Snuffles with him to help patrol the Hogwarts grounds. Featuring Aurors, dementors, PTSD, longlost siblings, and reconciliations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,227 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/14/2003 - Published: 2/22/2002 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words by BaBe-WiTh-BiTe reviews
*COMPLETE* Harry and Draco both have feelings for eachother but cannot admit it. Is it hopeless or could a competition provide a last chance?. Art. Love. Ancient Power. Love. Angst. Love.Happy Ending.Love. did i mention love? *!*SLASH*!* R/R !KISS-SCENE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,829 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2002 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Secrets Learned by LuMaria reviews
A very short Ron POV. Ron Weasley deals with Harry after the Third Task.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Ron W., Harry P.