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Joined 12-28-09, id: 2193470, Profile Updated: 08-02-12
Author has written 20 stories for South Park, and Degrassi.

ABOUT ME: (Although I doubt you really care)

I'm a straight despite my admiration for gay South Park couples. I'm 16 years old. According to my parents, I get decent grades in school. According to my friends, my grades are amazing. I love to write, especially sad stuff. I don't know why. It just floats my boat.

I also apparently like to start fanfictions and never finish them. So consider this my apology in advance if anyone really cares.

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Sunshine and Sky Eyes by tmcala reviews
Dandelion crowns aren't that gay, right? -Bunny fluff-
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Belief by wildcannabis reviews
Wendy turns to God in wake of a tragedy. She needs to believe that there is a Heaven, and that that's where he is. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M. - Complete
Insane by Nixing a Rose reviews
He just smiled at people he didn't know and wouldn't remember.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Stan M. - Complete
I'm Only Human by A-BondofFlame-R reviews
He's just an average, homosexual kid that no one understands. No one knows, either, but he's not sure that he can keep it a secret from 'him' forever. And especially not from his intuitive wife.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Timmy, Cosmo
Six Years by savant sacrilege reviews
Six years is a long time, you think... But you're breathing. Your heart is beating and everything is beautiful and you're alive. You're finally home.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I'm Bored, You're Amorous by PachucaSunrise reviews
When Cartman finds out that Butters has a crush on Kenny, he comes up with a nefarious scheme: make Butters believe that Kenny is in love with him. Butters/Kenny, CartmanxWendy, and Stan/Kyle. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 155,229 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
That's Just The Way It Always Was by Percentile reviews
That's just the way it always was, and just the way it should be.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Obsession by Obsidian and Alabaster reviews
I met my best friend on Facebook. Kip/Kyle; one-sided. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Kyle B. - Complete
What If? by 8xSayAnythingx8 reviews
A million "ifs" and never an answer. There's no way to answer now that he's gone. But he was never there anyways was he? Cartman questions how life would be different if his dad was there.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Talking to the Moon by Shrill Silence reviews
This was laughable: Eli Goldsworthy, going insane over a pair of gorgeous blue eyes, talking to an inanimate, unspeaking object in an abysmal attempt to feel closer to his stubborn little Edwards.
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Ariel C. Rilmonn reviews
When Eli sneaks over to Clare's on Christmas Eve, will she turn him away? Not likely. A little Holiday cheer for all the Eli/Clare lovers out there! R&R Happy Holidays!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Phone Sex by Kyle-Kenny-McCormick reviews
Kyle calls a phone sex line for some cheap entertainment, and you'd never guess who was on that other line. Style! Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Manifest Destiny by Cinvxten reviews
His irises constricted and his mouth curled into a malicious half-scowl. Before he even had time to think out his plan, Stan's hands started turning the wheel: "I'm taking a new spin on 'my way or the highway.'" Stan/Red Goth, rated T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Stan M., Red Goth - Complete
Johnny Eyebrows by Ally x Cat reviews
Having a twin sister has always been convenient for Declan. Who else could he ask to help him take care of his eyebrows?
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Declan C., Fiona C. - Complete
Whence We Practice, We Make Perfect by Cinvxten reviews
Sometimes, if we're really good, we can lie so well that those lies become truths. How many lies have you convinced yourself of? How many have yet to rise to the surface? Don't worry - you know what they say: Practice makes perfect. Just keep on lying.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,154 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
This Is The Last Time by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
WARNING: KIND OF ALMOST SORT OF SAD ENDING; anyway, Kyle is moving away and it's a one-shot for him and Stan. : R&R please
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Because You're Always There by Cinvxten reviews
After a horrible car crash, Stan is hospitalized for over a year. But soon, he and his boyfriend Kyle begin to wonder why Stan hasn't been released yet. What is it that the doctors and his parents aren't telling him? Style; rated T for language and drama.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,528 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Persevere by Cinvxten reviews
Stan is plauged by a new feeling for Kyle he's never had before. But will Kyle even return those emotions? Whatever happens, Stan knows he must persevere! Rated M for language and other adult content treachery, rape, suicide attempts
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,152 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Aftermath by Loca Bambina reviews
Some holes aren't meant to be filled... Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Love is not Ours to Command by TheXYZ reviews
Eric Cartman finally realizes he is in love with a certain worshipped Jewish boy. But Kyle is already deeply in love with Stan, and that burns Cartman up. One day the anger gets the best of him. *THIS STORY CONTAINS BOYxBOY UNGRAPHIC RAPE*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Red Penguin by Faery Goddyss reviews
Cartman claims an evil red penguin haunts his attic, eating the insulation. The other boys, naturally, thinks he's full of crap. So the boys head to Cartmans to find out the truth behind his far fetched tale.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
The Reformation of Kyle Broflovski by Faery Goddyss reviews
When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,217 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Identity by Teskosuicide reviews
And for the first time in his life, he felt beautiful
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Style on Strike by Ben Barrett reviews
Stan and Kyle go on strike against slash stories. Oneshot. Style. Mildly slashy...whether they like it or not. Crude sexual humor.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Will You Be My Nightlight? by Sofa King Danny reviews
Stan thinks he is the most normal, average person in the world, but Butters thinks that Stan is everything a person should be. And more.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Butters S., Stan M. - Complete
A Brief Scuffle Between Pitcher and Catcher by Seaouryou reviews
The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Erics Song by Brat-Child3 reviews
Sometimes the one who laughs the most is the one who's crying the hardest.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Birthday by Sofa King Danny reviews
Cartman is lonely on his birthday. KyleCartman fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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Adrenaline
I never planned on going anywhere today, but something tells me I'll soon find out where I'm supposed to be.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Kenny M. - Complete
Masquerade reviews
Stan Marsh's undoubtedly perfect life will crumble down as he obsessively searches for the answer to one essential question: Who murdered Kyle Broflovski? STYLE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Blade reviews
I'm scared, Liberty. Please, just keep rocking me.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2011 - JT Y., Liberty V. - Complete
Cracked reviews
A series of crack pairings. I will take requests.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
Secret Ingredient reviews
Cartman believes he has found out Kyle's deepest, darkest secret. And of course, he fully intends on sharing it with everyone.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Boiling reviews
Eric is hopelessly and irrevocably in love with Kyle. And if he can't have Kyle, no one can. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fragrance reviews
Best friends should never keep secrets. But what if the secret is strong enough to tear the friendship apart? Stan/Kyle slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Poptarts reviews
A look inside the mind of Eric Cartman. Cartman/Kenny slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M. - Complete
Watching reviews
The intensity of Eclare..from Julia's point of view.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Eli G., Clare E.
Broken reviews
Declan/Fiona. Twincest. Rated M. oneshot.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Declan C., Fiona C. - Complete
Gym reviews
Eli has always loathed gym. One day, during that completely irrelevant, unimportant class, his anger gets the best of him. Who will he end up hurting? Oneshot. Some Eclare.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Eli G., K.C. G. - Complete
Underneath the Sunset reviews
A letter to Julia from Eli that confesses who his biggest feelings were for: Clare or Julia.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Staining the Pavement reviews
Ever wonder what REALLY happened the night Julia died? Please R&R because I feel this is definitely one of my best works!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Eli G. - Complete
This is Not Real reviews
When Clare discovers that Eli may possibly be very close to death, she discovers more about his life than she knew before. Eclare! Some Adam friendship. LAST CHAPTER IS UP!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Only Friend reviews
A poem by Ellie about cutting herself.. review please!
Degrassi - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Ellie N. - Complete
Ouch reviews
Eli and Clare decide to skip English class again, and think of possibilites of what to do with their time off. Oneshot. ECLARE!3
Degrassi - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Revenge reviews
When a student brings a gun to South Park High, tragedy takes place. "HEART-JERKING." -oddsoul. Oneshot. Style.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Frozen reviews
Eric Cartman will stop at nothing to tell Kyle how he truly feels. "It made me tear up. Wonderful job." -Worms Don't Belong in Cans. "So incredibly sad. Wow...BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN." -Angelic Guardian. CartmanKyle. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
All Hope Lost reviews
Eric Cartman is forced to watch the only thing he hoped for in his life vanish. "you did an amazing job with this one-shot!" -ChristyCullen101 CartmanWendy. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Asleep reviews
Kyle confesses a secret to Stan while he's sleeping. "all kinds of way sweet! cute story!" -trulybliss08. Oneshot. Style.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete