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Hey y'all!! I'm in the process of writing my story. Call me Eva, Bird Brains, or Devil Spawn (don't ask). I'm hoping to write more fics! I just need ideas. My friends refer to me as Chloe sometimes in their stories, because that was my real name. I'm a singer and I write my own songs.
Eva Rose Layne
(My formal fanfiction name)
Phrase of the week:
Don't tell me that the sky is the limit, of there are footprints on the moon.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (P.S. I'm a preteen, but oh well:-D)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile.
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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I'm some one people like to talk to. I'm not popular nor unpopular. I have some friends. Reading is what i do best. It is my passion. When i come home i read, during school i read and walking down the street i read.When i read a book i am caught up on it for a long period of time. I have to read it again. I wish am in the book. I'm different and I like it. I like who i am and don't judge myself to harshly. I am the kind of girl who doesnt need a guy to complete her. I am the kind of girl who talks to herself when there is no one else to talk to.
I am that girl,
The one who likes book more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
Come to the light side. We have PUDDING!
Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide
I don't obsess! I think intensely
If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, Athena'sChild, ZoeNightshade2214, DaughterofPoseidon32498
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.
Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beggining the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive
If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
If you think Poseidon is cool, copy and past this to your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.
Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?)
A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend is the one that trips you.
7 Ways to scare your roommates
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil."
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their ass’s off.
A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Man: Can I have your name?
Man: Want to see a movie?
Man: I'm God's gift to women
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: You should know, you’re the one I fell on.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.
Adults are just kids with money.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.
Try not to Cry
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. (on my labtop)
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the Hades is drinking my water!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT"
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why is verb a noun?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?
"It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose."
I really don't like these but they scare me so ya. Don't read it please...I made you curious huh?: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Copy this onto your profile if you put the story above onto you your profile just to scare people.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! If you are extremely random, copy and paste onto your profile
Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!
1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
16 (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire
20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling
21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class
22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 (x) You break a lot of things
33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day
38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
39 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
Before you can be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid :-D
COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS!
Pick the month you were born in:
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01: ...a camera...
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White: ...because I'm sexy like that.
Mine is: I banged a horse because I love sexual tension. Wow... Just...wow