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HUMBLE APOLOGIES IF I DON'T REPLY TO A PM ASAP - I'VE JUST STARTED COLLEGE AND LITERALLY GET HOME AT 7PM EVERY NIGHT, MAKING MY INTERNET TIME VERY LIMITED. HUGE HUGS TO SCRAGGLES & EVERYONE ELSE!!

What's to say really? I'm a girl. I live in the UK. I have a horse and get high off fresh air, crack-y stories, life and milkshake. I have an unhealthy obsession with Final Fantasy XIII and Type-0, and like it when people knock on my door and leave me presents.

I have two favorite authors I recommend visiting if you appreciate good writing and have an addiction to crack (I entered rehab last month.) They include MuffledSnickers and Scraggles *huggle!* Seriously, they are two of the best and funniest authors I have encountered in my whole life (and that's including the J.K. Rowling brigade.)

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THE FFXIII SURVEY

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions.

1. Who is your favorite FFXIII guy?

Hope. Hands down.

2. Your favorite FFXIII girl?

Lightning.

3. Your least favorite FFXIII guy? Why?

Dysley. Has he ever heard of a nail file?

4. Your least favorite FFXIII girl? Why?

Jihl Nabaat; shows off her assets too much me thinks.

5. Favorite Location?

Archylte Steppe.

6. Least Favorite Location?

The Vile Peaks; why are they even called vile?

7. Favorite Weapon?

Fang's spear.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Jihl's sticky...thing.

9. Favorite Eidolon?

Shiva Sisters.

10. Favorite Gestalt Mode?

Odin.

11. Favorite Pairings?

Hope/Vanille.

12. Least Favorite Pairings?

Hope/Snow, Fang/Vanille.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Snow/Jihl, Serah/Gadot, Fang/Snow.

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Hope/Jihl, Lightning/Yuj, Sazh/Serah, Yaag/Vanille.

15. Any "FFXIII-pet-peeves" you have?

Fang's sari (how does she run in it?)

16. Favorite Partner(s) in FFXIII?

Lightning/Hope/Fang.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Fang/Vanille theory?

In real life? Nope. In the glorious world of fanfiction? Yup!

18. Do you believe Hope is whiny?

Nope. He's the bravest and sweetest fourteen year old boy I've ever seen. Not to mention the cutest!

19. Do you believe that Snow is obsessed with Serah?

No, he just loves her; although I get a giggles everytime he goes: 'Seraaaaaaahhhhhh!'

20. Do you believe that Vanille is the most annoying character in FFXIII?

Not at all. She's adorable!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21: If Hope had to choose between either Lightning or Vanille, who would you root for? Why?

I'd have to say Vanille' mainly because she's closer to Hope's age and would probably return his feelings...I think Lightning views him as a younger brother.

22. What's your theory on FFXIII-2?

It looks awesome, I can't wait to get it!

23. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) FFXIII character, who would it be?

Probably Vanille because she's such a sweetheart. Joint second are Hope, Lightning and Fang.

24. Which FFXIII character do you relate to the most? Why?

Vanille. I'm probably just as hyper and bouncy as she is, plus I love to make people smile.

25. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with FFXIII?

Mimicking Snow and addressing my friend Stella as: 'Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!' Also, accidentally getting Fang thrown off a Chocobo was pretty shocking/humiliating at the same time. I knew riding side-saddle was a bad idea...Oh, and those birds are much braver then horses, I'll give them that.

26. The Funniest Moment in all of FFXIII would be...?

Hope - 'Snow, what do you plan to do?'

Snow - 'Ahhh...BURP!'

27. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Aster Protoflorian. It took me ages to beat that stupid, mutated flower head; although the first battle with Barthandelus wasn't exactly a walk in the park either.

28. What was a good addition in FFXIII that made it oh-so-addictive?

The characters!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose ONE! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!

29. Lightning or Fang?

Lightning. I'd say both, but that's not allowed.

30. Vanille or Hope?

Hope, but I adore Vanille.

31. Snow or Serah?

Snow, but I'm fond of Serah as well. Hopefully XIII-2 will really expand and deepen her character.

32. Sazh or Dajh?

Sazh.

33. Maqui or Yuj?

Maqui.

34. Lebreau or Gadot?

Lebreau.

35. Snow/Serah or Fang/Vanille?

Snow/Serah.

36. Slash and Burn, or War and Peace?

War and Peace. I like teh healers.

37. Cid or Dysley?

Cid.

38. Yaag or Jihl?

Yaag.

39. Cocoon or Gran Pulse?

Gran Pulse.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

40. List all your favorite FFXIII characters.

Hope, Lightning, Vanille, Fang, Snow and Serah.

41. What crossovers would you like to see with FFXIII?

Type-0.

42. Does anybody in FFXIII look like another character? List 'em all!

I think Hope looks like a mini Lightning when he pulls certain expressions. He looks kinda like her when he's concentrating.

43. LAST QUESTION! What makes Final Fantasy XIII one of the best games in the world!?

THE CHARACTERS!

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Electric Blue by Luxuria De'Voire reviews
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Etro's Keepers by Tear of Light reviews
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Tainted Fal'Cie by Tear of Light reviews
Sequel to Finding Home. With the fall of Orphan and the disappearance of the Fal'Cie, an ancient evil rises to finish what Orphan started. Only the former l'Cie have the power to stop it. But with two of their own missing, can they beat it? Set post game.
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Rainbows by Scraggles reviews
In this house of three, sanity is no guarantee; chaos unfolds at the hands of Farron, Dia and Yun. T for language, sexual reference, alcohol, crack and crazy robot porno fun time. Mostly Light-centric with heavily hinted Farroncest and other yuri-isms.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Lightning, Serah F.
Unintended by Scraggles reviews
Lightning Farron at her worst - short on work and swamped with time, the aches and pains from nights of slow self-destruction scratching at the back of her skull with familiar, fuzzy little reminders of her misdeeds. Allusions to sex, alcohol, and squick.
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Let's Get Groyndin' by The Almighty Mian reviews
Hope Estheim is in dire need of something: BADASSNESS. And who better to teach him in the glorious art than the famed queen of badassness, Madam Oerba Yun Fang?
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Final Fantasy XIII TV by QTXAdsy reviews
The crazy TV station that never has a successful season...
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Because You Are Here by Xinyii xo reviews
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Boredom by OhJay reviews
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First Thoughts by DemonChick344 reviews
What's Lightning doing on Pulse these days? Walking around in a suit of armour, apparently. Join her as she tries to rescue Fang and Vanille and work out who that mysterious guy is. FFXIII-2 centric!
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Mission: Absolute Fail by DemonChick344 reviews
It's just another day on Gran Pulse, which means something's gone horribly wrong, so Hope must attempt to correct this. Will he succeed or fail this mission? Humorous oneshot!
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Tread Lightly by MuffledSnickers reviews
Lightning gets pregnant. Hilarity ensues as the soldier deals with a whole new set of issues she's never faced before and doesn't know how to deal with while creating havoc for the rest of the group. A little crack-y.
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Uttering Strictly Prohibited by Scraggles reviews
Lightning, Serah, and Snow have been living in their new home on Pulse for two months, and at this point in time, they discover that there are just some things that should be left unsaid.
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A Strange Turn of Events Indeed by Scraggles reviews
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Flowers for Vanille by Scraggles reviews
With a dash of Fanille, some fluff, and a couple flower petals, just how far can one person push a moment? Warnings: yuri, mild language, slight violence, possible errors, and spoilers if you squint at the end-ish... Sequel to "Something in the Air"
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Vanaire : Take One by Scraggles reviews
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Something in the Air by Scraggles reviews
Fang sneaks off to a pond to be by herself, but Vanille follows her. Silence speaks volumes for those that care to listen. Warnings: Slight yuri, probably ooc, some SPOILERS. Rated T for very slight angst, lightly suggestive themes, etc.
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Get the Sellotape! by SunflowerWielder reviews
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A Weekend to Remember reviews
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