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About Me

'Ello. I'm 15. Order member spying on the Death Eaters. I strike terror into the hearts of those who do not understand my Harry Potter and anime obsession. Rabid Draco Malfoy and Grell Sutcliff fangirl. Overly obsessed otaku. Completely insane. I specialize in humor writing, but I can be serious when I want to...



I cannot write romance to save my life (but I'm getting better at it). Star Wars is awesome (GO DARTH VADER!!). Harry Potter is the best book series to have ever been written in the history of history. I squeal like an idiot whenever I get a review. I have all three versions of Animal Crossing. Twilight kills trees and innocent brain cells. I know more about Harry Potter than I do the history of my own country. Pluto is a planet. I can sometimes seem very closed-minded. Like in the case of Bellatrix/Voldemort (Bellatrix/Rodolphus FTW!).


I sometimes take very long breaks between writing nowadays because my train of thought was horribly derailed and I now have some issues when it comes to writing.

I'm going into the future kicking and screaming, and I can sometimes seem stuck in the 1990s.

My favorite anime/manga genre is shonen, but I also like shojo. My all-time favorite shonen anime/manga ever is Kuroshitsuji, and with shojo it's Sailor Moon.

Yes, I am an otaku.

Anime I've seen

Axis Powers Hetalia/Hetalia: World Series
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
Sailor Moon
Kuroshitsuji/Kuroshitsuji II
Fullmetal Alchemist/Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood


Ships I command:
HARRY POTTER: Draco/Astoria, Bellatrix/Rodolphus, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius (because it's so blatantly obvious.)
KUROSHITSUJI: Grell/Undertaker, Grell/William, Ciel/Lizzy, Alan/Eric, William/Ronald, Sebastian/Ciel fluff, Finnian/Maylene
SAILOR MOON: Sailor Uranus/Sailor Neptune, Kunzite/Zoizite, Sailor Moon/Tuxedo Mask, Naru/Umino
AVATAR TLA: Zuko/Mai, Aang/Katara, Sokka/Suki
FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: Mustang/Hawkeye, Edward/Winry
HETALIA: Germany/Italy, Russia/Lithuania, England/America, Chibitalia/Holy Roman Empire, Hungary/Austria, Sweden/Finland

Ships I sink:
HARRY POTTER: Bellatrix/Voldemort (I DEPLORE THIS SHIP. LIKE, A LOT.), Hermione/Draco, Snape/Hermione (disturbing), Any Marauder/Hermione (even more disturbing), Tom Riddle Jr./Hermione (so disturbing that it makes me cry), Draco/Harry, Hermione/McLaggen, Hermione/Harry
AVATAR TLA: Zuko/Katara (My hatred for this ship almost matches my hatred for Bellatrix/Voldemort), Zuko/Jin, Katara/Haru, Katara/Jet, Mai/Anyone who isn't Zuko
KUROSHITSUJI: Sebastian/Ciel that goes beyond fluff (No, just no.), Grell/Ronald, Sebastian/Undertaker, William/Undertaker (NO. JUST NOOOOOO.), Claude/Alois, Claude/Sebastian
HETALIA: Russia/Belarus (It's just plain creeeeeeepy.)

Stuff that I love

Harry Potter
Star Wars
Darth Vader
Star Trek: Voyager
Doctor Who
Avatar: The Last Airbender (Not the one M. Night screwed up)
Video Games
Writing/Reading fanfiction
The sound a Mac makes when you put something in the Trash.
Kelly Clarkson
Hetalia (Axis Powers and World Series)
Sailor Moon
Fullmetal Alchemist
Grell Sutcliff (-fangirl squee-)
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha

Stuff that bugs the heck out of me

The English Language
People who drive/walk in front of me to slowly (Excuse me...excuse me...OHMYFLIPPINGGOD, MOVE!)
People who talk during movies
Robert Pattinson
Slow computers
When you spend fifteen minutes looking for a pen, and then when you find it it's out of ink
When people shove their beliefs down your throat
The speed of light
Han Solo
Dolores Jane Umbridge, Hogwarts High Inquisitor (I WANT TO FEED THIS LADY TO A BOX OF BLAST-ENDED SKREWTS.)
Justin Beiber
People who lack common sense
English dubs of anime

Stuff that scares me silly

Tight Spaces
Bugs (With the exception of ladybugs, fireflies, bumblebees, and butterflies)
The idea of a nice Voldemort
Spiders (I actually have arachnophobia and get really sick if I see a spider)
Snakes (Yep, I have ophidiophobia too)
Certain crack pairings

Favorite for Harry Potter

Favorite Character: Bellatrix or Draco. I can't decide.

Favorite Book: Order of the Phoenix FTW!

Favorite Movie: Goblet of Fire is the best. No question.

Favorite Professor: Professor Snape

Favorite Class: Defense Against the Dark Arts

Favorite Marauder: Sirius Black or Remus Lupin. Don't make me chose, please...

Favorite Member of the trio: Hermione.

Favorite Charm: Accio/Summoning Charm

Favorite Hex: Stupefy/Stunning Spell

Favorite Curse: Imperio/The Imperius Curse.

Favorite Deadly Magical Creature: BRING ON THE BASILISK!!

Favorite Good Magical Creature: Unicorns or Puffskeins. Again, don't make me chose.

Favorite position in Quidditch: Chaser.

Favorite Death Eater: Bellatrix or Draco.

Favorite Order Member: "CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!" (Moody.)

Favorite House: Slytherin for the win!

Favorite Adult: Lucius or Bellatrix.

Favorite Student: ...I CAN'T DECIDE!

Favorite line(s) from the movies: "That's an acromantula! However did you manage to kill it?!" -Slughorn, Half Blood Prince. "And the pincers! -click click-" -Harry, Half Blood Prince. "Oh, through the front door sir." -Harry, Half Blood Prince. "Excellent. Really excellent. HI!!" -Harry, Half Blood Prince.

Favorite Line(s) from the books: "Why can't it be follow the butterflies!?" -Ron, Chamber of Secrets. (I think that's in the book...) "Snape looked as though the first person to ask for a love potion would be force fed poison." -Chamber of Secrets.

Favorite for Kuroshitsuji


Manga or Anime?: BOTH.

Subbed or Dubbed?: Subbed FTW!

Favorite Character(s) from Manga and Anime: Grell Sutcliff, Sebastian Michaelis, Undertaker, Ronald Knox, and William T. Spears

Favorite Anime-only character(s): DROCELL KEINZ.

Favorite Manga-only character(s): I haven't read much of the manga yet to know.

Favorite Musical-only character(s): ALAN AND ERIC. I LOVE THEM.

Favorite Episode of the Anime: Episode 18.

Favorite Manga Chapter: Chapter one, so far. I haven't read much yet.

Favorite Pairing: Grell/Undertaker!! -fangirl squee-


Favorite Demon: Sebas-chan. -fangirls-

Favorite Shinigami: GRELL. I LOVE HIM. Undertaker and Ronald are close seconds and thirds, respectively.

Favorite Angel: Angela.

Favorite Arc: Book of Doomsday from the anime.

Least Favorite Character of all Time: CLAUDE FAUSTUS. I HATE HIM.

Least Favorite Character(s) from Manga and Anime: Lau. He bugs me. IDK why, he just does.

Least Favorite Anime-only Character(s): CLAUDE.

Least Favorite Manga-only Character(s): Haven't read enough of the manga yet.

Least Favorite Pairing: Undertaker/Sebastian.

Least Favorite Butler: CLAUDE.

Least Favorite Demon: CLAUDE. DO NOT LIKE.

Least Favorite Shinigami: ...HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THEM?!

Least Favorite Angel: Ash.

Favorite Quotes:

"The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train!"
-No clue

"Hell hath no fury of a woman's scorn."
-William Shakespeare

-No clue

"With great power comes great responsibility."
-Julius Caesar

"When in doubt, push every button until something happens."
-No clue

"I leave you all at a major cliffhanger, and all I have to say is; Filch...Ignored...Peeves...What is this world coming to?"

"Just remember...-bang-...Han shot first."
-Star Wars: A New Hope

"Abandon ship?! In our finest hour?! -ship explodes-"
-Star Wars: A New Hope

"These are not the droids you are looking for."
-Obi Wan, Star Wars: A New Hope

"Who cares? If it's food, eat it. If it's a phone number, call it."
-Dick Van Dyke Show

"Pardon my elbow."
-The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie

"I'm going to beat you with a crowbar until you go away."
-Field of Dreams

"I think your train of thought is a runaway."
-Calvin and Hobbes

"You never know how much you love someone until they're gone."
-I don't know

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
-Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

"You use that word a lot. I don't think you know what it means."
-The Princess Bride

-Blathers, Animal Crossing (video game)

"I can't find my stupid toothbrush, and it's REALLY STRESSIN' ME OUT!"
-Winnie, Animal Crossing (video game)

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
-Unknown, heard on Mythbusters

"Grant, in the horrible event that you crash the car and die...Can I have your robot?"

"I want my robot to be buried next to me!"

"Yes, yes, sure sure, we'll bury the robot next to you..."

"I am a jedi-ninja-wizard-vampire-demigod-werewolf that won the Hunger Games and went to Narnia and found the One Ring. Beat that."
-Read that somewhere

"I'm tired! Can't we just be Death Eaters?"
-Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Musical

"Oh, it better not be a poster of Ashley Tisdale, I don't think I'd be able to handle that..."
-Ron Weasley, A Very Potter Musical

-A Very Potter Sequel

-Snape, A Very Potter Sequel

-Dumbledore, A Very Potter Sequel

-Harry Potter, A Very Potter Sequel

Umbridge: "DUMBLEDORE!!! Did you get my text?"
Umbridge: "Well you didn't text me back."
-A Very Potter Sequel

"Oh, there goes the Elder Wand..."
-Dumbledore, A Very Potter Sequel

Me: "Will you hurt me if I sing along to this song?"
Friend: "...Here bottle bottle bottle..."
-Me and a friend

-Germany, Axis Powers Hetalia

-Italy, Axis Powers Hetalia

-Germany, Axis Powers Hetalia

"China, I chose you!"
-America, Axis Powers Hetalia

-Germany, Axis Powers Hetalia AND Hetalia: World Series

"I cut it!! -waves scissors around-"
-Grell Sutcliff, Kuroshitsuji

"Just what is it about this dull old guy that makes him so great?! -brushes bangs aside and jaw drops- Embrace me..."
-Grell Sutcliff, Kuroshitsuji


Wizard or Jedi?

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?
...Can't decide.

Hermione or Ginny?

Neville or Seamus?

Snape or Slughorn?

Fred Or George?

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Ginny FTW!

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
Ron/Hermione FTW!

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron/Hermione, Luna is mildly scary.

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes.

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Hog's Head.

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
The Daily Prophet. I need more fire-starters, anyway.

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?


If you have ever seen a movie (or show or read a book) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile(PROUD TO HAVE READ THE WHOLE HARRY POTTER SERIES ALMOST FORTY TIMES.)

If you are a true Slytherin and proud, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you agree Pansy Parkinson should be sent to a Dog Kennel, copy and paste this to your profile. (I despise Pansy Parkinson. A lot.)

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy/paste onto profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. PLUTO IS SO A PLANET.

If you go crazy every time you get another comment, copy and paste this. (THIS IS ME.)

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this. (All the time.)

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you've ever laughed and couldn't stop yourself from laughing for the next few minutes, copy and paste this.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Yup.)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (Uh-huh.)

If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! (I run into things a lot.)

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If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (I bet you all can guess who...)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time.)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile. (I laugh too much.)

If you ever stayed up all night at least once, copy and paste this to your profile. (Many many times...)

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's fine to talk to yourself. But if you argue with yourself and lose, then there's a problem...)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatantly obvious copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (I am feared by many.)

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. (I'm 15 and still waiting.)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile

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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile (All the time.)

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (I've zoned out for a whole hour once. Horray to be a fail individual.)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you like copying things into your profile,copy this into your profile.

If you've every ranted because the movie was different then the book or the cut the ending copy this to your profile. (Complete opinion on the 5th Harry Potter movie: DO IT OVER. IT WAS HORRIBLE.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (-hem hem-; Umbridge, Binns, Pansy Parkinson, Tom Riddle Sr., and pretty much every Death Eater except for the Lestrange's, Snape, and the Malfoy's...And Selwyn. He's cool.)

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this into your profile. (Proud to have finished HBP in under 23 hours.)

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If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

List Twelve of Your Favorite Harry Potter Characters in Any Order:

1. Harry Potter
2. Draco Malfoy
3. Voldemort
4. Bellatrix Lestrange
5. Severus Snape
6. Remus Lupin
7. Luna Lovegood
8. Nymphadora Tonks
9. Percy Weasley
10. Ginny Weasley
11. Andromeda Tonks
12. Sirius Black

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

SQUEEEEEEEEE!! -faint- (Draco)

Number 4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

...Bella needs some sense slapped into her!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Ummm...I like Snape, but...I don't quite trust his food.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?


Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Did Bella get you, Tonks?

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

-slaps Percy in the face-

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

But Ginny, I'm not evil! -hides Dark Mark-

Two Death-Eaters are hunting you down. What will number 1 do?

Expelliarmus! (Harry)

It's your birthday. What will number 3 give you?

I don't think Voldemort would give ANYONE a birthday present.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do?

Bella would save me.

You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?

Well, Remus would be happy...But I'm NEVER marrying Ginny!

You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?

Take me Crumple-Horned Snorkack hunting.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?

Make her nose into a pig snout. :D

You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?

Work me into one of his reports on Cauldron Bottoms...

You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?

Ginny would laugh with me.

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Draco, you asked me out in the beginning. Plus, Percy will only want to talk about cauldron bottoms. PLUS, THAT IS PLAIN DISTURBING.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?


Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

It means that I will be smacking sense into Bella and Percy.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?


Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Read Deathly Hallows. :D

If you read so much fanfiction that you start confusing them with the real book copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

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Harry Potter Survey

1. The most pointless death in the series?

Fred. WHY HIM? He never did anything...

2. Character you'd like to pound?


3. Character you'd like to marry?

Draco, of course.

3. Character you'd like to pound for getting married to who he or she did marry?

Percy. Who the Rowling is Audrey?!

4. Fave character to be written in fanfictions?

Bellatrix! She's so funny in some fics...And Rodolphus Lestrange can be funny in some fics, too...

5. Fave adult?

Bellatrix Lestrange, duh.

6. Fave Ravenclaw?

Loony Lovegood.

7. What about Hufflepuff?

Hannah Abbot.

8. Slytherin?

Bellatrix, Draco, Rodolphus, Lucius, Narcissa, Voldemort, Snape, and Andromeda.

9. The unanswerable question..fave Gryffindor?

That is indeed unanswerable...I'd have to say Neville.

10. Which death made you cry?

Bellatrix. I sobbed when Sirius died, got teary-eyed when Dumbledore died, teary-eyed when Dobby died, teary-eyed when Snape died, teary-eyed when Voldemort died...and I completely lost it when Bellatrix died.

11. Patil twins, Weasley twins, or Creevey bros?


12. Least fave adult?


13. Least fave Ravenclaw?

Marrietta Edgecomb

14. Least fave Hufflepuff?


15. Least fave Slytherin?

VINCENT CRABBE. He's a meanie.

16. Least fave Gryffindor? (Another unanswerable question, of course!)


17. Fave ship?


18. Second fave ship?

Draco/Astoria to read, Draco/OC to write.

19. Least fave ship?


20. Have you ever wanted to POUND J.K Rowling? If so, when?

Many times...When Bellatrix died, when it was revealed that Voldemort was Bellatrix's true love, when Snape died...

21. Absolute best quote of the Harry Potter Universe?

"Snape looked as though the first person to ask for a love potion would be force fed posion." -Chamber of Secrets (That makes me laugh hysterically every time.)

"It was as if Snape had started handing out sweets." -Philosopher's Stone

"...but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo..." -Deathly Hallows

22. Favorite Death Eater?


23. Least favorite Death Eater? (Both 22 and 23 include Voldie!)


24. Did you notice number 3 was twice?


25. What is your all time favorite Harry Potter book?

Order of the Phoenix.

My Own Character's

~Larisa (Lari) Helena Rei~

About: Larisa a teenage girl with a very dark past. She is one of the last remaining members of her family (who all hate her and want her dead except for her late aunt), and she is the second-youngest Death Eater. However, she is not willingly a Death Eater, and she serves as a spy for Dumbledore. Unlike her parents, she is not a psychopath, yet she has some of their instability. She is said to be a lot like her mother, Sophia, in stature and state of mind, including the very dangerous and explosive temper most of the Irli line posses. She somewhat lacks a conscience as she grows older, except in the case of accidentally doing Legilimency on her favorite teacher and good friend Professor Snape. Her first three years of magical education was at Durmstrang, but in 1994 she transferred to Hogwarts. She frequently runs into trouble, but has only gotten detention from Professor Umbridge, whom Larisa now nurses a massive and painful grudge. Larisa, like her father, acts on impulse instead of thinking things through, but Larisa, unlike her father, can easily get out of a sticky situation. Larisa has sworn vengeance against her parents for hurting her so much, and only her mother seems to care about that.
She is extremely brave, smart, and quick-thinking, except when under severe pressure. Despite her kind and gentle personality, she can be as horrible as Voldemort when angry, sometimes even worse. The more angry she is, the more powerful she gets, having once temporarily incapacitated Voldemort in a duel. She is not easily manipulated, much unlike her mother, and sticks to what's true to her, like her acceptance of muggle-borns, even when her mother tried to raise her to hate them.
As she gets older, Larisa begins to show signs of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, clinical depression, and catatonia.
May 16th, 1980, Northwestern Russia
Torn Between Beliefs: 14 to 15
Who to Trust, Who to Hate
: 15 to 16
No Way Out: 16 to 17
House: Slytherin, first three years of education at Durmstrang
Blood Status: Pureblood, blood traitor
Looks: She has waist length white hair with a single black streak in the bangs, a blood red right eye (it used to be brown, but her mother slashed it in Torn Between Beliefs.), and a blue left eye. She's about 5'2" in Torn Between Beliefs, in Who to Trust, Who to Hate, she is 5'6"-5'8", and in No Way Out, she is 5'11.5"-6'. She has a slash extending from her eyebrow to the bridge of her nose over her red eye, and three lines going from under her blue eye to her chin. She is known to have extremely pale skin like her mother, and it seems to be extremely difficult for her to go whiter than she normally is. When angered, however, her skin is various shades of pink, ranging from 'vivid' to 'sinister' to 'posionus'. In No Way Out, she is said to look much like a recently drowned person due to stress, fear, depression, and increased anxiety. Also, in No Way Out, her eyes seem to be devoid of any emotion, very large and glassy, and her pupils contract when angered. She frequently wears her hair up in a ponytail, but she wore it in pigtails as a young child.
Larisa's patronus takes the form of a piranha in Torn Between Beliefs, then changes to a panther in Who to Trust, Who to Hate, and it changed again in No Way Out to a crow.
Larisa can produce a patronus, and it has changed at least two times (??-1995; pirhana, 1995-1996; panther, 1996-onward; crow).
Larisa is a master duelist.
Larisa is very quick-thinking
She can speak Parseltounge
She is an Occlumens and an amateur Legilimens.
She is an extremely skilled Chaser.
She is very good with Potions and Defense Against the Dark Arts.
She understands the Dark Arts and is skilled with them, though she never uses them except in the most extreme cases.
She can understand love, a quality almost no one in her family can understand.
She is trilingual with English, German, and Russian.
She can swap accents at random.
She is able to deduct things with little evidence when put through a great emotional trauma.
She is so-so with muggle objects, like Russian payphones and normal telephones.
Borislav Rei (Father)
Sophia Rei née Irli (Mother)
Karina Rei (Paternal aunt)+
Agnessa Rei (Paternal grandmother)+
Alexander Rei (Paternal grandfather)+
Sienna Irli (Maternal aunt)+
Helena Irli (Maternal aunt)+
Sabine Irli (Maternal grandmother)+
Rudolf Irli (Maternal grandfather)+
Seraphina Irli (Maternal great-aunt)+
AHI (Maternal ancestor)+
ABR (Paternal ancestor)+
Random Quotes from Larisa
“WILL YOU SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH AND LISTEN?!” -Chapter 11, The Wrath of Larisa, Torn Between Beliefs
“Well, that's what happens when your parents are homicidal twats. Things rub off on you.” -Chapter 2, Using an English Pay Phone, Who to Trust, Who to Hate
“ARE YOU INSANE?!” -Chapter 3, The Order of the Phoenix, Who to Trust, Who to Hate
“What about outside of the classroom? The outside world starts just beyond the gates, which would mean Hogsmeade. What if we got attacked?” -Chapter 7, The Seer's Advice, Who to Trust, Who to Hate
“For others, it was fine, they could manage. For me, watching people cast it on others was more painful than the pain of the curse itself.” -Chapter 13, A Haunting Memory Lane, Who to Trust, Who to Hate
“Hermione, there are things I know how to do that would make your hair curl.” -Chapter 13, A Haunting Memory Lane, Who to Trust, Who to Hate
“She increased my eyesight, Draco. Not my hearing.” -Chapter 19, Running from Emotions, Who to Trust, Who to Hate
“Yes, it's me. You can stop looking at me like I have Blast-Ended Skrewts crawling out my ears.” -Chapter 36, Blackmailing the Inquisitor, Who to Trust, Who to Hate
"Well, let me tell you, ... I am a sixteen year old girl. You make me do things I don't want to do, so of course I am going to mouth off at you. I may be a witch, Riddle, but I'm still sixteen." -Chapter 45, Voldemort vs. Larisa, Who to Trust, Who to Hate
"Just beat the most powerful Dark Wizard in a duel? Nah. I don't think so. He's just frozen." -Chapter 45, Voldemort vs. Larisa, Who to Trust, Who to Hate
"Funny, everyone always associates me with being pureblooded." -Chapter 4, The Locket, No Way Out
"Oh really, you insolent little worm?" -Chapter 4, The Locket, No Way Out
"Well, the way things are run around here, I can ask him in June in the usual face off of good versus evil." -Chapter 6, NEWT Classes, No Way Out
"A matter of careful research, thinking...and subtraction." -Chapter 12, An Ex-Auror and a Death Eater, No Way Out
"The day I let you read this is the day Voldemort goes skipping through a field of daisies." -Chapter 13, The Twin's Return, No Way Out
"NYEHT! NYEHT!" -Chapter 17, Flashbacks, No Way Out
"Well, that was the first flashback that wasn't totally traumatizing..." -Chapter 18, News, No Way Out
"As soon as this war is over...I'm putting a suggestion through the Ministry to have a Wizarding therapist. Merlin knows I'd be the first customer." -Chapter 19, Back to Russia, No Way Out
"No wonder I'm nuts..." -Chapter 19, Back to Russia, No Way Out
"You'll need a very heavy fur coat." -Chapter 19, Back to Russia, No Way Out
"Do you have a death wish or something? You sure sound like you have one!" -Chapter 21, Larisa's Threat, No Way Out
"Your inner-psychologist better be ready, because the floodgates are gonna open," -Chapter 22, Therapy, No Way Out
Stories She's In: Main character in Torn Between Beliefs, main character in Who to Trust, Who to Hate, main character in No Way Out.


About: Slinky is a grass snake that Larisa had a conversation with during her first Care of Magical Creatures class in Torn Between Beliefs.
Skills: Slinky can very well understand, identify, and write the human language. He also gives off the air of being able to see the future, or maybe he's just a Seer for snakes...We may never know.
Random Quotes from Slinky:
Fire away, kid. -Chapter 8, Blast-Ended Skrewts and Slinky, Torn Between Beliefs
Stories He's In:
Minor character in Torn Between Beliefs, minor character in Who to Trust, Who to Hate

~Borislav Rei~

About: Borislav is a purely evil, psychopathic Death Eater like his wife, only he was always evil, even as a small child. Not much is know of his childhood and school years, except for the fact that he frequently would antagonize Bellatrix (Causing her to smack him across the face), the fact that he nursed a soft spot for Sophia Irli during his second year, he knew of a prophecy made about his family fortelling doom and destruction, and that he. She, however, did not like him much during her first year, his second. At the age of twenty, he was put into an arranged marriage with his not-so-secret crush, Sophia Irli, after they became a Death Eaters. The prophecy about his family came to light after his daughter, Larisa, was born, and he sought out to put a stop to it. However, every plan he came up with painfully backfired on him, once in 1980 where Bellatrix intervened, once in 1985 where he got sent to Azkaban, and once in 1996 where he was knocked out cold by Larisa.
March 1st, 1957, Moscow, Russia
Torn Between Beliefs: 37 to 38
Who to Trust, Who to Hate: 38 to 39
No Way Out: 39 to 40
House: Slytherin
Blood Status: Pureblood
Looks: He's described as having dead, green eyes and light blonde hair cut short. He's deathly pale, and he is about 6'3".
His patronus is a tiger.
He is a skilled Legilimens.
He is a skilled duelist and Dark Wizard, yet he greatly underestimates the powers of his opponents.
He can perform the Imperius Curse very well, able to hold it on at least three people all at once.
He can produce a patronus.
He is bilingual with English and Russian.
He is supossedly very good at drawing.
Sophia Rei née Irli (Wife)
Larisa Rei (Daughter)
Karina Rei (Older sister)+
Agnessa Rei (Mother)+
Alexander Rei (Father)+
Sabine Irli (Mother-in-law)+
Rudolf Irli (Father-in-law)+
Sienna Irli (Sister-in-law)+
Helena Irli (Sister-in-law)+
ABR (Ancestor)+
Random Quotes from Borislav:
"Oh, didn't see that coming..." -Chapter 11, The Wrath of Larisa, Torn Between Beliefs
"Quiet down, do you want to wake the whole country up?" -Chapter 16, Cleared, No Way Out
"Sophia, time to wake u-OW!" -Chapter 18, News, No Way Out
Stories He's In:
Minor-Major character in Torn Between Beliefs, major character in Who to Trust, Who to Hate, major character in No Way Out.

~Sophia (Sophie) Emese Rei (née Irli)~

About: Sophia is a mentally unstable, psychopathic witch, completely unable to see reason, despite the fact that she is able to plan things very well. As a child, she was a very sweet girl until the age of eight, when she accidentally caused an explosion and shut down. As a student, she was very shy and depressed, and very defensive of Squibs, due to the fact her two sisters had been Squibs before their deaths. Occasionally, she'd lash out and hit/hex/jinx/curse people who bothered her, and spent a lot of time in detention during her first year. At some point she became a Death Eater, despite the fact that she would have much rather struck it out on her own and terrorized her home country. It was around this time that her insanity began to show a little. She was put into an arranged marriage with Borislav Rei, a former rival of hers, and was married at the age of nineteen. Her insanity became even more pronounced when her daughter Larisa was around five years old, and descending as she grew older, becoming more and more evil as time wore on. However, she started to become less evil in 1995 after her daughter attacked, dueled, and defeated her. Her becoming less evil only pushed her deeper into insanity, sadly.
Sophia was very easily manipulated as a child, following almost every belief her parents had. One thing she disagreed on, though, was the mistreatment of Squibs. This is because her sisters had been Squibs before their untimely demises, and Sophia and her sisters had been very close. As an adult, Sophia was still slightly easy to manipulate due to the fact she is unable to see reason. Also, despite the fact she despises her only daughter, some feelings do linger. They aren't strong, but somehow, she still cares a little.
Birthdate: March 2nd, 1958, Central Russia
Torn Between Beliefs: 36 to 37
Who to Trust, Who to Hate: 37 to 38
No Way Out: 38 to 39
Slytherin, almost Ravenclaw
Blood Status:
Pureblood, slight blood traitor for acceptance of Squibs.
She has waist-length, sleek, jet-black hair, deathly pale skin, and she is is about 6'2". As a child, she had very deep, dark blue eyes, but a some point, she transfigured them to hazel. In 1996, she got her late sister-in-law, Karina, to transfigure them back. As of 1995, her left eye was deformed and she was missing several teeth. Her nose grew more crooked over the years, due to at least four breaks, all caused by Larisa. Like her daughter, it is difficult for her to go any whiter than she normally is, but she somehow manages it when angered. Her eyes normally have an insane glint to them, yet they go very misty sometimes.
Patronus: Her patronus was a raven, but it changed to a hawk in 1996.

Sophia is a very skilled duelist and Dark Witch, capable of all three Unforgivables. However, she has been defeated occasionally by her daughter, Larisa.
She can produce a Patronus (??-1996: Raven, 1996-onward: Hawk).
She is a skilled Occlumens, but when she's distressed she can't do Occlumency.
She can speak Parseltounge.
She can develop huge plans, calculate many outcomes of each action, and figure many things out with little information easily when left alone, even though she has some serious mental problems.
She was an extremely skilled Seeker.
She is bilingual with English and Russian.
She is a master of disguise.
She is very good with muggle objects, like cell phones and cars.
Borislav Rei (Husband)
Larisa Rei (Daughter)
Karina Rei (Sister-in-law)+
Agnessa Rei (Mother-in-law)+
Alexander Rei (Father-in-law)+
Sienna Irli (Older sister)+
Helena Irli (Younger sister)+
Sabine Irli (Mother)+
Rudolf Irli (Father)+
Seraphina Irli (Paternal aunt)+
AHI (Ancestor)+
Random Quotes from Sophia:
"You insolent little worm!" -Chapter 19, Sophie's Visit, Torn Between Beliefs (Credited to a friend. Thanks for permission to use this insult!)
"Oh, for Pete's sake...Alohomora!"- Chapter 4, The Locket, No Way Out
"IF I MUST?! IF?!" -Chapter 16, Cleared, No Way Out
"I don't think that's possible, my Lord..." -Chapter 17, Flashbacks, No Way Out
Stories She's In: Minor-Major character in Torn Between Beliefs, major character in Who to Trust, Who to Hate, major character in No Way Out.

~Katherina (Karina) Esmé Rei~+

About: Karina is a kind, elderly witch. She likes Larisa, and is the only one in her family who doesn't want her dead. She always gives off the air that she knows something that others don't know, and she usually does. She's sixteen years older than her little brother, Borislav. She used to be thought of as Larisa's grandmother, but she is not. Her mother, Agnessa, died in 1974. She has a very shady past, having once defeated a Dark Witch when she was twenty-six and running away to Albania for a short while when she was twenty-eight. She returned from Albania after only a short while, because she met Lord Voldemort himself while she was there and she dueled him, mentally shaking her.
Birthdate: February 28th, 1941, Moscow, Russia
Who to Trust, Who to Hate: 54 to 55
No Way Out: 55
House: Slytherin, many Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw traits
Blood Status: Pureblood, blood traitor
Looks: She has long, wispy grey hair, a pale, wrinkled face, and violently purple eyes. She's hunched over and she uses a cane, but if she drew up to her full height, she'd be 6'4". When she was nineteen, her hair was long and blonde.
Patronus: It is currently unknown if she can even produce a patronus. If she could, it was possibly a crow, due to Larisa's patronus changing to a crow in No Way Out

Despite her looks, she is a very skilled duellist, having once defeated a Dark Witch and nearly defeating Voldemort himself.
She can gather a lot of information in a very short period of time with little work.
She was once the master of the Elder Wand's twin (The Twin), but she somehow lost the allegiance in 1979 or 1980.
She knows how to brew a large amount of potions and human transfiguration.
She is bilingual with English and Russian.
She is implied to be a Legilimens.
Borislav Rei (Younger brother)
Sophia Rei née Irli (Sister-in-law)
Larisa Rei (Niece)
Agnessa Rei (Mother)+
Alexander Rei (Father)+
ABR (Ancestor)+
Random Quotes From Karina:
"Borislav, do not hurt my niece anymore. If you do, I'll have to hurt you." -Chapter 44, Attack, Who to Trust, Who to Hate
"Are you a psychopath?" -Chapter 12, An Ex-Auror and a Death Eater, No Way Out
"Carry on, then. I grow tired of discussing your psychopathic mind." -Chapter 15, The First to Fall, No Way Out
Stories She's in: Major character in Who to Trust, Who to Hate, major-minor character in No Way Out
Notes: Karina was long believed to be Larisa's grandmother, mainly because of the sixteen year age difference between her and Borislav and an unnamed reason (that only I know...for now.).

~Veronika Lucine Magecyehsky~

About: Veronika is a very calm and collected witch, which is a good quality for her to have due to the fact that she is the Russian Minister of Magic. Little is known about her, except for the fact that she has a relatively thick Russian accent.
Birthdate: Before or during 1978
No Way Out: Unknown, at least eighteen.
House: Did not attend Hogwarts.
Blood status: Muggle-born
Looks: She is described as being pale, short, and stocky. She's a head shorter than Larisa, which would place her at about 5' to 5'2". She has white-blonde hair, and light blue eyes.
Patronus: Unknown
She is bilingual with English and Russian.
None known.
Random Quotes from Veronika:
None yet. :'(
Stories she's in: Minor character in No Way Out.


About: Shoez is the friend and twin sister of Sox, and the youngest Death Eater, alongside Sox. She is, however, not evil. She is a prankster, sometimes even outranking Peeves. She and Sox are always annoying Voldemort and the Death Eaters to the point of explosion. She is a known Grell Sutcliff fangirl, and enjoys cosplaying, manga, and anime.
Birthdate: After 1980
Age: Unknown, under seventeen
Looks: Unknown except for the fact that she wears glasses. It has been said that when her eyes glitter while she's wearing her glasses, she looks like a demented insect.
Patronus: Unknown
Master prankster
Fencing (Possibly)
Sox (Twin sister)
Amelia (Little sister)
Random Quotes From Shoez:

"You said we couldn't blow up a toaster at MALFOY Manor..." -Chapter One-Things We May Not Do To Death Eaters, Voldemort's Rules.
Stories she's In: Main character in Voldemort's Rules


About: Sox is the friend and twin sister of Shoez, and the youngest Death Eater, alongside Shoez. She is, however, not evil. She is a prankster, sometimes even outranking Peeves. She and Shoez are always annoying Voldemort and the Death Eaters to the point of explosion. She is a William T. Spears fangirl, (and an insane one at that), and enjoys manga, anime, and cosplaying.
Birthdate: After 1980
Age: Unknown, under seventeen
Looks: Unknown
Patronus: Unknown
Master prankster.
Fencing (Possibly)
Shoez (Twin sister)
Amelia (Little sister)
Random Quotes from Sox:
"...You didn't say anything about LESTRANGE Manor." -Chapter One-Things We May Not Do To Death Eaters, Voldemort's Rules
Stories she's in:
Main character in Voldemort's Rules


About: Amelia is the three-year-old younger sister of Shoez and Sox, and is described by them as 'demented'. She is supposedly in control of a legion of psychopathic stuffed animals.
Birthdate: After 1990
Age: Three years old
Looks: About 4' tall, pitch-black hair that goes to her shoulders, a rather disturbing smile, and very creepy looking grey eyes that glitter like Shoez's eyes.
Patronus: Unknown
Master of holding scary, life-changing, deeply disturbing tea parties.
Shoez (Older sister)
Sox (Older sister)
Random Quotes from Amelia:
"-maniacal laughter-" -Chapter Three, Getting back at the Death Eaters, Voldemort's Rules
"I need you to take me to get ten dragons. And a taco." -Chapter eight, Onslaught of Antagonists, Voldemort's Rules
Stories She's in: Minor-major character in Voldemort's Rules.

Story Summaries

Torn Between Beliefs (Rated: T)
This story is about a girl named Larisa when she is fourteen. She moved from St. Petersburg, Russia, to London, England. Her mum is trying to model her to be the perfect Death Eater, but Larisa really doesn't want to be a Death Eater, but she can never say that aloud. In 1994, the year the Triwizard Tournament is going to be taking place, she transfers from Durmstrang to Hogwarts and is placed in Slytherin, where all of the Death Eater's started out. She ends up living with the Malfoy's because of her hating London and city life. Once she gets to Hogwarts, she wants a normal school life. Sadly, because Potter is there, life won't ever be normal. Even by wizarding standards, nothing can be normal. After a long week of letter writing with her best friend, Larisa decides she needs to forge a friendship with Harry Potter, of all people, so she can work on showing Slytherin's aren't all bad. Of course, being a Slytherin, Harry turns down her offer to be friends. But when the Dark Lord returns, Larisa is thrown into such awful conflict, she runs to help Harry fight him. Winding up in that position, she realises she needs to pick a side, or suffer the awful consequences. 1/4
Random Quote:
"I see that I've finally gotten to you, and that you are following in my foo-" Her mother stopped short when she saw the murderous glare Larisa was giving her. "Larisa, you listen to me-" -Chapter 19, Sophie's Visit
Main Character(s):
OC (Larisa Helena Rei), OC (Sophia Emese Rei née Irli), OC (Borislav Rei), Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, Rodolphus Lestrange, Voldemort
Draco/OC, mentions of Bellatrix/Rodolphus
Action/Adventure, Romance, Drama, Humor
Miniplot: The memories Larisa receives.
Moral(s): Do not jump to conclusions, because it will leave a lasting effect on someone, it will ruin their life, and it will come back to get you later on.
Status: Complete
Who to Trust, Who to Hate

Who to Trust, Who to Hate (Rated: T)
Summary: Larisa Helena Rei is back for her fifth year at school! It's 1995, Voldemort's back, and she's currently the youngest Death Eater, but she's serving as a spy for Dumbledore. Still weak from the duel between her and her mother, Sophia, Larisa hopes this year will go smoothly. Sadly, that's not possible, for she discovers a startling new gift that has never crossed her mind. Hopefully she'll be able to handle O.W.L year, joining the Slytherin House Quidditch team, PTSD, her homicidal parents, prefect duties, being a spy for Dumbledore, being a member of the DA, and being a member of the Inquisitorial Squad...It seems like too much for a fifteen/sixteen year old to handle, but somehow...(Sequel to Torn Between Beliefs) 2/4
Random Quote: "Would you just look at the proof I have?" Larisa begged, starting to feel nervous. Fudge frowned, and shook his head. "No, Mrs. Lestrange was tried and convicted, and we will not be releasing her." Fudge snapped. Larisa felt her heart drop into her stomach, and the little color that was in her face drained out. -Chapter 4, Appointment with the Minister
Main Character(s): OC (Larisa Helena Rei), OC (Sophia Emese Rei née Irli), OC (Borislav Rei), OC (Katherina Esmé Rei), Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape
Shipping(s): Draco/OC, mentions of Bellatrix/Rodolphus
Genre(s): Friendship, Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Miniplot: One word: Wandlore. Everything is going to be connected to wandlore, everything.
Moral(s): Looks can be deceiving.
Status: Complete
Sequel: No Way Out

No Way Out (Rated: T, possibly going to be raised to M)
Summary: Being a triple agent is starting to take it's toll on Larisa, now sixteen/seventeen, being that Voldemort has enlisted an impossible task to Draco in the hopes that it would make Larisa suffer. In that part, Voldemort is succeeding. However, he forgot that no matter what he does, love always finds a way. Meanwhile, Sophia begins to doubt herself and undergoes some difficult decisions, finally admitting her lack of sanity. Borislav is nastier than usual, and Karina...Karina sees the dark future the Rei family is flying at, and only one person can stop it. However, said person is barely holding on to what she holds dear...(Sequel to Who to Trust, Who to Hate.) 3/4
Random Quote: "In light of recent events," Larisa said loudly, growing frustrated. "You should put aside your differences for once and open your eyes!" Angrily, she squirmed out of Narcissa's grasp and set off at a brisk pace around the room. "Karina was a blood traitor, but you still liked her! Bella is a blood traitor, and you still readily admit you two are related! I'm a blood traitor, and you still like me!" -Chapter 16, Cleared
Main Character(s): OC (Larisa Helena Rei), OC (Sophia Emese Rei née Irli), OC (Borislav Rei), OC (Katherina Esmé Rei), Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape
Shipping(s): Draco/OC, OC/OC, Bellatrix/Rodolphus
Genre(s): Friendship, Romance, Drama, Humor
Miniplot: Larisa tries to discover her family's past, Sophia tries to cope with her returning conscience, and Karina races against time to make Larisa understand.
Moral(s): Love always finds a way, and everyone has their weaknesses, not matter how strong you are.
Status: In-Progress
Sequel: Yes, one.

Voldemort's Rules (Rated: T)
This story is about two girls named Shoez and Sox, who both love to cause trouble for the Dark Lord. What does he do to cope? Why, he gives them a few lists of what they are not allowed to do. Sadly, the two always seem to find loopholes and continue to cause trouble. Major comedy, you have been warned. A friend, codename Sox, helped me write this.
Main Characters(s):
OC (Shoez), OC (Sox), Voldemort
EXTREME Humor/Parody
No, sorry.

7-3-2011: Hello again! As you can see, I've finally updated "Voldemort's Rules" again back in February. I have to say, I'm really sorry for such long update waits. I get really tired a lot lately and just don't have the energy to write. I've also been having some pretty nasty sinus troubles. X.X Not fun. Anyway, I'm also working on a new fanfic because I got attacked by a plot bunny. This one is for Kuroshitsuji. It's going to be humor/friendship, and feature a SANE OC! OMG!! XD Anyway, it should be launching sometime soon. PREPARE YOURSELVES!

1-2-2011: Hello! Sorry for dropping off the face of the Earth again. XD I was introduced to anime, so I've been a bit preoccupied fangirling. Updates should be coming back soon! (Oh, and expect a Sailor Moon or Kuroshitsuji fanfiction sometime in the future!)

28-9-10: Twenty days ago, I turned fifteen. YOU NEED TO KEEP VOTING IN THE POLL, PLEASE! And sorry it's taking me so long to update; I get sick a lot, which influences my ability to write, and I'm still a tiny bit depressed. I promise you, I WILL keep updating, just not as fast as I used to.

15-6-10: HAY! I'm so sorry for not updating in a while! I've been dealing with another bout of depression, and I had to go on hatius.

23-4-10: I have finally updated again! I'm very sorry about the long wait for chapter 19 of 'No Way Out'! Remember, I still need you to vote in the poll!

7-4-10: Due to the mounting darkness in "No Way Out", the fate of the rating lies in the hands of the readers. Please take the poll, for it is extremely important that you vote on whether or not I raise the rating. Once nine people take the poll, I will go with the majority vote. Thank you.

5-4-10: I updated the character profiles today. Chapter 14 of "No Way Out" will be up sometime this week, if my writer's block goes away...

27-3-10: EXTREMELY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT; The rating for "No Way Out" might be getting raised soon, due to my paranoia and the fact that it's getting very dark. -moment of silence- On a happier note, my hand is recovering, and I put a new poll up.

21-3-10: I put up a fifth story yesterday. It's a poem about the Mirror of Erised. It's very special, because it was typed entirely by one hand.

20-3-10: Recovering rather quickly. I regained use of one of my fingers on my injured hand today. :D

19-3-10: "Things We May Not do in the Wizarding World" has been renamed to "Voldemort's Rules". My hand is also recovering quite well.

18-3-10: Typing everything one-handed still. ALSO, I have decided to continue on with "Things We May Not do in the Wizarding World". I'll be renaming it and changing some things, however. :)

17-3-10: Updates are going to be extremely slow for the next month or two. I injured my hand very badly, and I am now currently typing all chapters one-handed. Oh joy. Happy St. Patrick's Day!


7-3-10: Sorry I'm not updating as frequently as I usually do...The chapters are longer, I'm turning into a perfectionist, and I keep getting writers block...

28-2-10: I have finished "Who to Trust, Who to Hate" and put up it's sequel, "No Way Out". WH00T!

14-2-10: Happy Valentine's Day! PROUD TO BE SINGLE.

13-2-10: I finally put up an avatar. I made a whole bunch of them.


2-2-10: Some odd reason, uploading isn't working again. I can't even get to my document box...Odd...Veddy odd...

31-1-10: HUZZAH! I can upload again! I'll be working on getting the 16th chapter of "Who to Trust, Who to Hate" up, and I plan on modifying the OC biographies a little bit.

29-1-10: I'm sorry for seeming kind of dead and only updating late at night. It takes me a little longer to work on the chapters now because they are so much longer, so bear with me, ok? Thank you.

25-1-10: Writers block...(dun dun dun...)

24-1-10: Got a couple chapters up.

23-1-10: I got three chapters for "Who to Trust, Who to Hate" up yesterday...Wow, that's a record...

20-1-10: Worked on my profile a bit. More chapters will be added today.

19-1-10: The sequel to "Torn Between Beliefs", "Who to Trust, Who to Hate", will be up today!

18-1-10: I've completed "Torn Between Beliefs".

17-1-10: Okay, forget February. I redid my calculations, and I'm about 7/8 done with "Torn Between Beliefs". If I keep going at this pace, I will be completely done by either tomorrow or later in the week. 'S gonna be a bittersweet day when I finish, but then I gotta start the sequel! Also, today I got 3,000 views for "Torn Between Beliefs". Thank you, people of the Earth, for brightening my day a little.

15-1-10: TGIF! So glad it's Friday...

14-1-10: Chapter 27 shall be up today. Some things Larisa says will be in Russian, but a small translation will be included within the story. This chapter is quite important, so you all should read it. Question's will be answered.

13-1-10: Chapter 26 will be going up today.

12-1-10: I have 2,000 views for "Torn Between Beliefs" as of today. Only one chapter will be going up today, sadly.

11-1-10: I'm less than fifty hit's away from 2,000 views for "Torn Between Beliefs".

10-1-10: -eyetwitch- Stupid computer deleted chapter 23. It will be up today if the computer STOPS DYING!!

9-1-10: Happy Saturday! Lot's of chapters should be going up today. Also, according to my calculations, "Torn Between Beliefs" should be finished in two-three weeks. Then, the sequel will start up. Exciting, huh? UPDATE: I have put a new fanfiction up. Please read and review it!

8-1-10: Today, I hit 1,000 views. Chapter 20 was also put up today, and my first poll is up. I'd like to thank everyone that made me hit 1,000 views, because you guys made me feel happy to the point that I'm on the verge of explosion. ILYASVM.

7-1-10: I'm almost to 1,000 views in "Torn Between Beliefs". I updated the character section, so feel free to now read about Larisa's parents, see some random quotes from each character, find out what their patronus is, and what they look like. Also, the first miniclimax is finished. Please review chapters 15-19, which is the first miniclimax. Also, please vote in the poll. It comes down on Monday.

6-1-10: Chapter Sixteen goes up today. Please review the fifteenth chapter, it's my favorite, and I want to see what you people think of it. Kthanksbai.

5-1-10: K, sorry I didn't update yesterday! It's Alvin's fault! I put two new chapters up today to make up for yesterday. Tomorrows chapter may be late. Kthanksbai.

4-1-10: I'm really sorry, but I'll only be able to get one chapter a day in on weekdays until June (Weekends I'll probably be able to squeeze two in.). I'm sorry. Please don't go rabid on me. No pitchforks, either. Please? Also, my "G", "A", and "N" keys don't work quite well, and I usually hit the "Z" key instead of the "X" key by mistake. If you spot mistakes, please point it out in a review for me so I can fix it. Thank you.

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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,674 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Draco M., Blaise Z., OC - Complete
Craziness, Candy, Jedi Knights, and WHAT! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Wolf brings all of the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, and Harry Potter characters to Earth. Prepare for chaos and randomness! Obi-Wan's a fan fiction author? Yoda's a rock star? Hermione hates America? Not to mention few are sane.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 132,970 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Adventures of Butler Bob and Billy by PeanutButterSpots reviews
Let's all agree not to let 4-Kids get their hands on Kuroshitsuji...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,021 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
The Fake Letter by Nirette reviews
Harry sends a letter to Dudley saying that he is accepted to come to Hogwarts. Will Hermione approve of this prank? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
When You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia by Bakura From School reviews
You know you're obsessed with Axis Powers: Hetalia when... Written for fun. Please Read, Review, and write your own!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
The Let's Kill Claude Request Center by Aeary reviews
A drabble series depicting the many different ways in which Claude Faustus deserves to die, from teapots to knitting needles. Request your own Claude death! Rating will stay in the K to T range.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 43,445 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Claude F.
The Death Eaters' Chatroom by Witchy Pixie reviews
What happens when the death eaters discover the internet? You'll find out! Bella goes to therapy, Snape gets hooked on webkinz, and there's even a visit from the chosen one himself! Awful, awful fic I started when I was eleven. and don't have the heart to take down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
What Happened Next? by Hagger10 reviews
What happened once Albus got on the Hogwarts Express? Read about the life of Albus Potter, his family, and his friends in this story told from the point of view of many characters. Not an Albus/Scorpius slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 171 - Words: 377,502 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Carriage Secrets by Dreamweaver56 reviews
Some People are only themselves when with the people they trust. Short little random drabbles about Ciel and Sebastian and their carriage ride adventures! warning, some drabbles may have an ooc Ciel, but i couldn't resist!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
The International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction by Lily Winterwood reviews
The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 75 - Words: 250,124 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mailbox of a Russian by dusha-follower reviews
Well, if a boss insists a boss insists: Write letters to Russia, da? I am most willing to answer!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,914 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Russia
What is Love by gossamer - glass reviews
"She clings tightly to him, and for a moment, they aren't Belarus and Russia, the two crazy nations with a love/avoidance relationship. They're just Natalya and Ivan, a girl and a boy, a sister and a brother." Sibling bonds, no real warnings, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Belarus, Russia - Complete
I Can Never by gossamer - glass reviews
Rules for what the countries are not allowed to do. Rated T for swearing, sexual innuendo, and violence. First three chapters are the Bad Touch Trio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
My Boy Builds Coffins by Alice von wonderland reviews
Grell has finally met his "other half", but for a lady like him, apprenticing an undertaker is just filthy business. How can he keep the relationship up if he's unwilling to get his hands dirty? And what's William's role in all of this? sequel to Forsaken
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Grell S., Undertaker - Complete
Kuroshitsuji Robot Epidemic: The Sequel by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
After being humiliated and kicked off to a Tibetan monastery, Sota is back for revenge against Mizuki and Drocell! What will the two do; play around with his cliched attempt...or perhaps reconcile with him? Read and review please!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Claude F., Sebastian M.
Warte, bitte! by Dahls reviews
Ludwig frowned. "...You've been crying again." 6k words of unhappiness, a happy ending. A few side pairings. Involves Holy Roman Empire, France being maimed, and the death of a lamp. Really more serious than I can make it sound.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
All the Difference by Begger4mcgregor reviews
It's better to give than to receive… or is it? A WillxGrell romance complete with William T. Shakespears, historically inaccurate office supplies and more fluff than you can shake a stick at!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2011 - William S., Grell S. - Complete
William T Spears's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
You asked, so you shall receive! The William T. Spears unit is now out and has sold 2734638294 models already! Gosh...our company really makes a lot of money off fangirls.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2011 - William S. - Complete
Sebastian Michaelis's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
Ok, ok, I know how everyone's been requesting this one: the long awaited, SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS unit! Since we know this model is going to be sold out in a matter of shipping and a 10% discount is given to those that review!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Undertaker's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
NEW: The Anime Unit Company is now selling a special, limited edition model: UNDERTAKER! This lovely unit, suggested to us by Sonata and ShinigamiLullaby, is now on sale! This guide is essential for maintaining your Limited Edition unit; enjoy!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Undertaker - Complete
Alois Trancy's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
Yes,I know, you rabid fangirls are so extreme as to actually want a 14 yr old psychopath. I am very disturbed by you people, but as the CEO of the Anime Unit Company, what you want, we give. Read this guide to avoid an early death from Alois Trancy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Alois T. - Complete
Grell Sutcliffe User's Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
Yes, we all love that crazy crossdressing shinigami: but can you imagine OWNING him? As in, having him live in your house? Dear god...either you're a diehard fan or you just want to commit suicide in an interesting way.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Grell S. - Complete
Ciel Phantomhive's User Guide by xXHanamizukiXx reviews
Ever wanted to own a CIEL PHANTOMHIVE unit? Read this manual NOW to learn how to take care of him! Inspired by whoever started making these brilliant guides...I think the original was for Lord of the Rings.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Ciel P. - Complete
Ten Things You Didn't Know About by SophiaOfSlytherin reviews
Self-explainatory. Ten things you didnt know about the HP charries. First is Bellatrix, but even if you hate her, keep reading because each chapt. is someone else! R&R No slash will be involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,369 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009
A Phantomhive Christmas by Female Heero Yuy reviews
It's Christmas time. And presents are being given, being bought, being made. But what do you get a demon that doesn't fully understand the holiday, or need much?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
One Hundred Reminders for Grell Sutcliffe by A Perfect Devil reviews
A comprehensive, detailed list of one hundred things Grell Sutcliffe is not allowed to do.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Grell S. - Complete
Forsaken by Alice von wonderland reviews
Grell is tired of being lonely. So what if he's over the top? Doesn't he deserve someone to be with? There are so many options, but who would choose him? Who would want him? Yaoi, multiple pairings w/i Seb., Will, and Undertaker. Almost like a soapopera
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,718 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Grell S. - Complete
Sealandic Code of Conduct by IronicNarwhal reviews
101 things the Principality of Sealand, Peter Kirkland, is not allowed to do at World Meetings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sealand - Complete
Fear me no longer by Urikol reviews
Lithuania is tired of Russia's cruel behaviour so he decides to run away. What would Russia do once he finds him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Of War's End and Fruit Tarts by Omoni reviews
A collection of related drabbles involving mostly Zuko and Mai, and their relationship during the new time of peace and conflict. Some are fluffy, some are intense, and some are just plain odd. Finally complete!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,062 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Just a Little Oblivious by BecauseSheToldMeTo reviews
Mai's been acting very tempermental lately and Zuko can't figure out why. What could be wrong?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Not This Time by GlassSlipperss reviews
The children of the trio and their unlikely friends try and find their place in Hogwarts. When a friend returns after 5 years, tension arrises as the 5 friends try and battle their feelings as they start to see some of them in a more than plantonic light.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - James S. P., Albus S. P.
Why you're addicted by Roxy43 reviews
Some symptoms of Harry Potter addictiveness, just because you don't have them all, dosen't mean you're not addicted. Rated K because it Totally Awesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Complete
What the Sorting Hat Said by Bittersweet x reviews
Exactly what did that faithful old Sorting Hat say to everyone? *Complete.*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,070 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Sorting Hat - Complete
10 Things by andthenshesaid reviews
10 things you never knew or maybe guessed about 26 Harry Potter characters from Astoria Greengrass to Blaise Zabini.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 16,403 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Complete
Cold by SKINNYxLOVE reviews
A drabble of Rodolphus waiting for Bella to return one night. Belladolphus, with hints of Bellamort. R&R, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Dear Fanfiction writers by ShedonCooperPhD reviews
The Harry Potter people are sending us letters of complaints. Laugh at their comments and don't forget to owl them back- I mean review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009
The Seven Deadly Sins by Extended-Wings09 reviews
In order to prove that Hermione is not boring and not Miss Goody-two-Shoes, she takes on the dare to commit the seven deadly sins. One sin for one day. She thinks its easy, but of course, its not. Wait, what does Malfoy have anything to do with the dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,692 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Why Can't I? by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
A poem from Lord Voldemort's POV about how truly hard his life is. I guarantee you will at least giggle at this. I may write more of this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Voldemort
The Complete Misadventures of the Marauders by Lily Orange reviews
A hundred sets of lines James, Sirius and Lily have had to write in their time at Hogwarts documenting the stupid and downright hilarious things they did, set by none other than their Head of House Professor Minerva McGonagall...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Sirius B., James P.
Three Tears I've Saved For You by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Bella tends Rod's wounds after the chase/battle at the beginning of DH. Inspired by the line "But we definitely injured Rodolphus..." from page 76 of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
A Very Voldy Thanksgiving by Skandar-Loves-Redvines reviews
The Death Eaters celebrate Thanksgiving in their own... unique... way... ::Companion To Professor Cassandra's Stories. You May Want To Read Those First::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
As Close as Hands and Feet by Tanya Tsuki reviews
Six moments of sibling interaction between Ukraine, Russia, and Belarus at various ages.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Ukraine, Belarus - Complete
Jenseits der Scherben by VadeRetro reviews
Ich will nicht sterben. Wirst du mir in die Hölle folgen, Sebastian?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - German - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
At The Movies by Extended-Wings09 reviews
Basically Harry, Ron and Draco's families go and watch 'HP and the philosopher's stone'. Post DH. A bit of Rose/Scorpius. One-shot. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Lord Voldemort and the Purple Roadmonkeys by Professor Cassandra reviews
Maintaining a dark and evil reputation is undoubtedly stressful, so once per year the Dark Lord and his followers take a much needed holiday. This year he has decided to form a biker gang most deadly, and only one name will suffice: The Purple Roadmonkeys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,977 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Drabbles About the Death Eaters by NectarAndAmbrosia reviews
A few deserved words from each of the short lives of some of the most loved and hated people in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bellatrix L., Lucius M.
Ministry Fight Spoof by DarkPhoenixForce reviews
Complete randomness mocking the fight in Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Rocky by Booksong reviews
Mai gives Zuko a gift as a child; one that he never forgets. A one-shot based on an actual Maiko storyline that was cut from the Avatar script. Maiko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
The Adventures of Trolley lady by Dr. Sheep reviews
A comedy one-shot, we follow the hilarious misadventures of everyone's favourite old lady as she makes her bi-annual trip to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2009 - OC, Voldemort - Complete
A Decade in the Life of Mai and Zuko by Alabaster86 reviews
I write about one important event in each of the first ten years of the couple's life together.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,441 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Spectator by Booksong reviews
A companion drabble to 'Onlooker'. A retelling of the Maiko finale reunion scene from Mai's POV. Something fluffy to absorb the angst from the other drabble, basically.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Idle Talk by doneandmoredone reviews
MAIKO. “Got bored watching those two knuckleheads go at it?” said Mai, in her normal flat tone. There was just enough amusement, though, that Katara was able to chuckle a little.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
The Annual Death Eater Beach Trip by Professor Cassandra reviews
You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation…the muggle way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,698 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Welcome To VoldeMart! How May We Help You? by HappySmilesVarietyHour reviews
Voldemort has a new plan to take over the Wizarding World, but this one is different than all the others. This one starts at Walmart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Voldemort
Sleep by MokonaYi reviews
After the incident at the alley, Sebastian is all Ciel has left as he sat beside Madam Red's corpse silently. SPOILERS for Jack the Ripper arc. The missing scenes after chapter 12. Contains feverish Ciel and some blood. SebastianxCiel Reviews welcomed!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/26/2008 - [Ciel P., Sebastian M.] - Complete
Blarg by KellySquared reviews
In which Voldemort can't die, no matter what happens to him. The most random and stupid Harry Potter fic you will ever read. Contains references to many other things we like. Guaranteed to cause massive loss of brain cells, or your money back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,811 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Voldemort
Just Like Him by xxfatal reviews
Maiko. She betrayed Fire Nation for him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Zuko, Mai - Complete
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? by DailyProphetEditor reviews
You all know the famous chicken joke. Well, here's a small collection of answers provided by our favorite witches and wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
How To Kill Voldy Easy Version by Elliot Green reviews
How do you kill Voldemort? Easy! This is what "should" have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Learned Lessons at Hogwarts by the Marauders by black4minister reviews
The marauders guide to trouble making for future generations. Read to avoid unnecessary detentions and injuries
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/11/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Fred Flies Again by thehappystalkerball reviews
Takes place during epilogue. George sends the kids off to Hogwarts in style!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2007 - George W., James P. - Complete
Catfight by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Ever wondered what became of Dolores Umbridge after Kingsley Shacklebolt became Minister for Magic?Just a short fic showing what happens when dear Dolores and Minerva McGonagall accidentally meet. Set some time after LV's downfall, DH CANON COMPLIANT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Dolores U., Minerva M. - Complete
Death Eaters Are Us by Flashyfirebird reviews
A Death Eater parody. Features a rather OOC Voldemort, an exasperated Snape, and a perpetually annoyed Bellatrix. Chapter 8: Draco sees something he rather wishes he hadn't...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,534 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006
The Tea Party Of Azkaban by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Shortly after Sirius’s escape, the occupants of Azkaban Prison get together for a little chat to discuss the latest goings on and the effect this will have on their PR. With tea, Bundt Cake and Pink Dementors. Not for the faint of heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Give her hell from us, Peeves! by Possum132 reviews
A meandering little story of what Dolores Umbridge, Filius Flitwick and Severus Snape were thinking and doing when Fred and George decided that they'd outgrown fulltime education. Warning ... evil Hufflepuff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Severus S., Dolores U. - Complete
Please Leave Your Name And Phone Number by Super Shayde reviews
A really stupid fic about what I think certain character's answering machine messages would be. Cute and unbelievably lame. [TO BE CONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004
The Wagga Wagga Werewolf by Thalia Poet reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart assigns a poem in CoS, about his defeat of the Wagga Wagga werewolf, and here are the poems. Oo; Pretty stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2003
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Voldemort's Rules reviews
Voldemort is frustrated with two younger Death Eaters, Shoez and Sox, who both love to cause trouble with the help of the shinigami and a demon butler. How does he deal with it? He gives them a few lists of what they can't do! Do they work? Not really.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,281 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - OC, Grell S.
No Way Out reviews
16-year-old Larisa struggles to keep herself together while her PTSD and depression begins to catch up to her, and she begins to discover more about her family that she'd rather not know...Rated for death, swearing, violence, misery, and darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,196 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - OC, Draco M.
Just a Mirror reviews
Just a short free-verse poem about the Mirror of Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Mirror of Erised - Complete
Who to Trust, Who to Hate reviews
15 year old Larisa returns for her fifth year, in more danger than ever before, outside and inside the walls of Hogwarts. Takes place during OoTP. Rated for swearing and violence. Sequel to "Torn Between Beliefs". COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 48 - Words: 95,393 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Torn Between Beliefs reviews
14 year old Larisa is the first witch ever to transfer magic schools. Placed in Slytherin, she thinks everything will be normal, right? Wrong. Takes place during GoF. Rated for swearing and violence near the end. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 41,848 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - OC, Draco M. - Complete